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Romance › Re: Why Am I Only Attracted To Strong Independent Women? by Splinz(m): 6:56am On Dec 05, 2018

Life is about choices, varieties and what fits-in.

So for you, as it concerns relationship matters, you're simply fixated on INDEPEDENT WOMEN.

Quite a brilliant and bold choice. Quite normal.

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Romance › Re: Argument About Who Created Sex And What Its Purpose Escalates On Twitter by Splinz(m): 8:43pm On Dec 04, 2018

kimbraa:
In my little knowledge of Evolution, man was not placed on the same pedestal as other animals, even though, man was believed to be an animal. Comparing man to animals is a mistake that only an Atheist would make.

Evolution, my foot! Man was believed to have evolved from the Ape family - if so; get me an Ape, and do well to show me from time to time when it starts evolving; 'till then, these are hypothesis.

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Romance › Re: Argument About Who Created Sex And What Its Purpose Escalates On Twitter by Splinz(m): 8:39pm On Dec 04, 2018

See them: generation of three-score and monkey shadow enthusiasts.

One is even asking why she's always getting Hot...

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Discovered My Pastor Is A Serial Liar by Splinz(m): 8:01pm On Dec 04, 2018

A serial liar can as well goes for one who lies for a living...

Politics › Re: We Can’t Return To Egypt Again, Tinubu Tells PDP by Splinz(m): 7:48pm On Dec 04, 2018

Tinubu is being prophetic here.

The message he is passing is: PDP must deliver the country from the bondage of Egypt; which the APC government have subjected us into.

Tinubu when Atiku is declared winner come 2019...

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Romance › Re: ... by Splinz(m): 6:16pm On Dec 04, 2018

Your brother never see madness yet. Make the man come back the second time for the child.

Na kolomental him eye go see that day... cheesy

Ahem! Tell your brother to shaperly send the pikin and him mama away.

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Family › Re: Can You Allow Ur Mother In Law To Breast Feed Ur Child??? by Splinz(m): 6:12pm On Dec 04, 2018

That's what happens when perhaps, your wife is busy slaying: updating social media with her latest pictures and gossips.

Will you blame the old woman? However, it is not an act that should be allowed under any circumstances.

But some grannies sha eh, dey no sen you o. If pikin don too cry, pia! they don comot breast sharp sharp put for their mouth.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Best Way To Impress Nigerian Ladies? by Splinz(m): 5:32pm On Dec 04, 2018

spyg1:
The easiest way to poverty is trying to make a naija babe happy.

Bros Mbok no vex o...

But are you saying that our naija babes are the major cause of poverty in this country?

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Romance › Re: What Can You Do For Love? Tell me! by Splinz(m): 5:24pm On Dec 04, 2018

I'd not do anything for you. Can't someone love again in peace?

Politics › Re: PDP Imported Supporters From Niger Republic For Sokoto Rally – El-rufai by Splinz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 04, 2018

Short man. No be only Niger but Na descendants of Jubril from Sudan.

The tsunami that will hit you when His Excellency, Alh. Atiku Abubakar takes his campaign to Kaduna will be mightier than this...

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Politics › Re: Heed Buhari’s Warning Or Risk Exposing Yourselves, Sagay Tells APC Leadership by Splinz(m): 4:39pm On Dec 04, 2018

Sagay wee you keep kwayet!

Osha-baba our amiable Chairman is doing a wonderful job in APC. We urge Mr. Chairman to act fast by expelling those so-called aggrieved members.

So that come 2019, only Mr. Chairman and Tinubu will be left in the party to vote for Jubril of Sudan...

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has Really Bad Breath by Splinz(m): 4:20pm On Dec 04, 2018

See them, trying so hard to deceive their selves. What da 4ck are some people trying to sugar-coat?

Pesin get mouth odour be Sey her mouth Na latrine toilet. Period!

Op, truth remains truth only when it is told raw and undiluted. Tell her the truth Jare...

Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Busted For Using Fake Photos As Atiku Campaigns In Sokoto by Splinz(m): 3:10pm On Dec 04, 2018*

Lauretta drinks too much palm wine, which is why her face is always 360 degree backward!

Of course, falsehood and counterfeiting is what Jubril Presidency is known for. I mean who will think it strange that Onochie is posting fake pictures when they can even cloned a man?

Fear APC!

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Politics › Re: What Fr. Mbaka Has Done To Catholic – Omokri by Splinz(m): 2:57pm On Dec 04, 2018

Mbaka is nothing but a charlatan: a thieving con man just like Ganduje.

SMH.

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Romance › Re: My Sister Inlaw Ruinning My Marriage by Splinz(m): 2:39pm On Dec 04, 2018

This Op sounds like a weakling. I'm sorry...

You don't need come here and scribbled this poo over nothing! You're the man!

Tell your wife: enough! And if she's not taking any of it, send her back to her lousy sister!

Period!

Romance › Re: Is This Normal. ? by Splinz(m): 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2018

MRAKPORS:
Please has my wife done me juju?

Nope.

You see, your rod is under an anointing that is higher than you. Listen, this anointing that greases it was duly consecrated for your wife as an INSURANCE against unauthorised users of the said rod!

So, trouble not thy rod for it carries in its body the mark of sanctification...

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Romance › Re: She Demand 50k From Me For Xmas. by Splinz(m): 1:53pm On Dec 04, 2018

100 odds +... just N1000 = N100,000, aside bonus. Then step it up with the requested 50k and the answer is...

Just promise her N55,305 in return. Good business!
wink

Romance › Re: Why Ladies Are So Materialistic? by Splinz(m): 8:37pm On Nov 11, 2018

kimbraa:
Your subject and the lady you talked about don't align at all. The said lady isn't just materialistic but lacks vision. There are people like that and funny enough, there's nothing you can do about it. Just mind your business.

Op is confused. Did you see that line he said that men can't do without sex?

What manner of fvckery is that! Kim I've been a celibate all my life and know nothing about puss...

Ahem!

By the way, where have you been?

Romance › Re: Why Ladies Are So Materialistic? by Splinz(m): 8:17pm On Nov 11, 2018

Amakavula:
Why do broke men like sex

I'm hearing it for the first time. Where did you get this strange story from huh

Politics › Re: BREAKING: WAEC Presents School Certificate To Buhari by Splinz(m): 4:21pm On Nov 02, 2018

Femi where is the imaginary certificate and how much was paid for it huh

Romance › Re: Bride Gives Her Husband Doggy Pose On Their Traditional Marriage (photos) by Splinz(m): 9:05pm On Nov 01, 2018

I see doggy pose today. But I tell you something, the spirit is saying that by tomorrow, even 360 degree curve of her yansh wouldn't stop that man from eating more edibles food outside.

Do I look like a prophet of doom huh

Politics › Re: 2019: Why Nigerians Must Vote Out Buhari – Adebanjo by Splinz(m): 9:13am On Sep 24, 2018

Sarkin:
It's only corrupt people (PDP) that want Buhari out...

You mean celebrated thieves (two prominent of recent; Akpabio and Uduaghan) in APC are not corrupt? Is it true that Bubu's body odor is the cleanser that washes one the moment you join APC huh

Sarkin:
Please ~~good Nigerians,~~ fellow zombies, we have learned our lesson; PDP cannot rule use again. Never. Ever.

PDP have no business ruling demented zombies.

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Politics › Re: DSTV And GOTV To Shut Down Operations In June 2019 by Splinz(m): 8:45am On Sep 24, 2018

Millenniumlady:
Do tstv still operate ?

TSTV never stopped. #GrowNaija#

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Politics › Re: The Looming Political War In Akwa Ibom by Splinz(m): 7:32am On Sep 22, 2018*

No war is looming anywhere.

That guy called Akpabio--that lousy thief--has committed political suicide by joining the conglomerate of even senior and untiring thieves in APC. cheesy

Rather, what is looming and is sacrosanct anyways, is Akpabio's political burial come 2019.

#UdomTheIndomitable!#

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Romance › Re: If A Guy Has These 8 Habits, Marry Him Right Now by Splinz(m): 4:51am On Aug 26, 2018

EmpressT:
Why is it so so hard to find real love these days? In my life, I am yet to see just one guy to show me he truly have feelings for me by actions and not just words. Love must be felt deep inside. It is really sad.

. Pele

Romance › Re: Should I Forgive Her Or Dump Her? by Splinz(m): 5:34pm On Mar 15, 2018

A deceiver and a great liar, who probably thinking she was playing smart, dated and was even planning marriage with some other guy whilst dating you, got infected with a deadly disease and summarily dumped, and is now... huh

C'mon...

It is divine to forgive but it's your right to do whatever.

And if you're asking me? I don't forgive; I only prayed that you may be forgiven, whilst it is my prerogative to sent you where you belong.

Romance › Re: Happy Mothering Sunday To Me And Your Mum. by Splinz(m): 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2018

lefulefu:
pepper dem gang feminist? ..dis one na new one to me

Hehe... Lefu, me I don see dem finish o.

Romance › Re: Happy Mothering Sunday To Me And Your Mum. by Splinz(m): 8:46am On Mar 11, 2018

makydebbie:
Op, I don't understand this statement, so being a feminist means you're not supposed to appreciate men?

Maky, what don't you cannot understanding here? Oya, leme help you explanation it.

Ahem!

You see, we have types and forms of feminism: 1. The fire & brimstone brigade (very frustrated set. You'll see them on social media firing missiles left, right and center) 2. The men bashers (pepper dem gang) 3. The sobriety (these ones preaches their own like sey na gospel).

So with this breakdown, you fit know where Op dey her own.

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