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rem87:
...please what is best to let her know my feeling... thanks

What is best is to follow your church mind.

Typically, that mind should read stuffs like: "...thou shalt not fornicate... shalt not lust... etc".

Inugo?

Masturbation is just like every other form of sexual immorality.

Besides, there's a high possibility that 9/10 persons have masturbated before at one point in his/her life.

So, masturbation does not necessarily define anyone. It's simply part of the common corruption...

Dear 39 year old woman...

You're free to go into the world and fvck your kitty out without marriage. But mbok, do not drag the name of Christianity into it.

However, if you feel your nunu tickles every now and then and wets you like the Atlantic, and you still want to be part of what ever is called 'Christianity', you may consider doing the right thing.

Dazzol.

Nutase:
Does the hustle matter? No be oyibo dey date and marry strippers and porn stars?

No mind them jare...

Na so me sef don dey pray for confirmed Yahoo (G plus) Boys for you.

After all, hustle na hustle.

Chikita66:
Take a break, I'm not doing it .

Your lost.

Chikita66:
Its embarrassing. The guy will flee sef.

Nope. On the contrary, it's always fun.

But remember to rehears and do proper stage performance before coming.

Don't gimme green light (it's boring as fvck!)... just bring on the drama.

Inugo?

Mbok can someone ask Davido if he is into distributorship?

I hereby invoke the spirits of our protocol officers, both the living and the dead, to converse with Op speedily.

It is either she's really not that much into you or she just no get anything for you (feelings).

Perhaps, she's using you to tap current from the bank for the time being until something better comes up. Or just perhaps... you be her maga.

But you see, whatever the case may be, I want you to be strong. Do not rend your clothes and put no ashes on your head.

Inugo?

Hammer ko... spanner ni...
Last last, na chisel you go settle with.

I see a 'she' going ballistic in her bid to perhaps protect the Op, her fellow traveler.

But, she need not be jittery. BaeMercy is only calling for solidarity with cassavas...

Cassava is bae... cassava is the real food... chop cassavas and shun cucumbers!

Worry about yourself, a sure candidate of hell (if such exist).
Who is hell bound than she who uses God's name in vain

In as much as I am particularly worried that Op could post this nonsense, I am more worried about his zero sense reserves.

Of course in my usual magnanimity, I'd advice him to go for a sense upgrade or better still, have FluidQueen--the slutty one, as a tutor.

What fvckery!

Na to free am na...
He who dares wake up a sleeping lion must be ready to face its fury.
Dazzol.

ehie:
please push this topic to the front page

Lets summon the spirits of lalasticlala and mynd44.

We hereby invoke the duo to do the needful...

Government of the unprecedented. Of course, never in positive acts but the reverse:

...unprecedented looting & re-looting of our commonwealth.

...unprecedented outbreak of diseases.

...unprecedented spread of hardship, poverty and hunger.

...unprecedented murdering of Nigerians by Bubu and his Fulani terrorists brothers.

unprecedented recession ever in our history.

And of course, not forgetting the unprecedented creation of 40,000 email addresses for government officials, one of their greatest achievement (only in this government).

My people, lets all be thankful that Ebola didn't meet us at this time.

SMH.

It's za wolf again...
And I've known her to be an unrepentant gold digger.
But bro, when are you retiring from active service?

Buhari's men breaking all known records of corruption. Of course, simply following their boss footsteps.

By the way, so that lousy Jimoh is also seeking for a promotion?

At best, what he deserves is a police sergeant in one remote village in Abeokuta.

Government of the corrupt and for the corrupt... SMH.

franchuks:
Greetings... Please is the Accountant job still available.?

No sir, sorry.

Kukuma tell us sey fine chikalas no dey gree for you...
Pele.

makydebbie:
If that's what makes you a 'boss' then.

Okay, I dig.

You find my 'boss' status a sexy one.

Actually, the picture is just how some women likes it. Can you relate?

makydebbie:
That's what happens when your husband doesn't treat you like a WIFE.

Maky watchu sayin

I like doing my stuffs like the boss that I am...

Order my wife around... bark at her and sometimes, hit her real hard!

Now that's how we roll... cos I'm the boss!

If what you have up there is how they love, then I don't need their love, rara...

I just can't deal with all that sycophantic sh!ts!

2morogobeta:
I don't even believe in God anymore as I was a true believer in the past and how has it helped me; my life is destroyed today

In essence, you're saying that mum died without a grandchild from her virgin daughter. Also, that a girl of your age fornicated when she was a 20 year old, gave a grandchild to her own mother and everything is working just fine for them.

Now, you're so pained for not fvcking earlier, and possibly gave mum a grandchild before she died. Apparently, you wished you were the other girl.

And so, here is your judgement: 'God is responsible for my woes'! 'How could He have allowed a virgin's mother died while the fornicator and hers are living happily'!? Obviously, you're envious of the wicked and his ways. Yes, wished you were part of the common corruption...

And now, here's my own judgement: All along you were deluded; yes, you were never a true believer nor knew next to nothing about being one. You believed in a lie, and now, it has destroyed your life...

Welcome to reality, and be strong!

We see am sey... E be like sey una two don kolo be that.

Abi you sef never dig am since? You don mad tey tey...

See, when you been carry your elephant waka go meet am, wetin really dey your mind like this

With the way the thing "deep & wide" eh, I am seeing her hosting the next Olympic games.

Op my bloda, I am also seeing that bottomless pit swallowing you soon...

Here's my advice: Nna be very kiaful when swimming in that Atlantic ocean.

May God deliver this Op from Satanic dreams and manipulation.
SMH.

MhizAJ:
I just think it's messy and troublesome...
After you've done it, things are never the same. It just changes everything...

Okay, Mrs AJ. Thank you.

MhizAJ:
However,i do not support pre marital sex...It's wrong

Why is pre-marital sex wrong?

RuthDaniels:
Sorry too lazy to type.. but It just doesn't make sense

You've already said it: "...it just doesn't make sense".

Issorite.