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lefulefu:Lefu, what is beautiful need no further enhancement. Verily verily I say unto you, whosoever wears a mask in the name of makeup is one and the same as Ojuju Calabar... ![]() |
Jealousy is somehow a pointer's of one's affection towards another in a relationship. It is commonly understood that whatever is of great value to a man is always 'jealously guarded'. So a spice of it in a relationship is healthy and somehow assures parties that they're loved and valued. However, it must be noted that an uncontrolled jealousy is nothing but a fiery flame. |
Rome can be famous for every other thing but not the pyramids. Even the pyramid of Cestius in Rome was borrowed from Egypt. So give the pyramids to Egypt. Of course, Rome is rightly famous for fake Christianity. But, how the body of this thread take relate with the head sef?? ![]() |
Phaniajav: ![]() Okay. So what spectacular thing have you done for love before? |
Abeg, I cannot Coman blame that girl. That car seat sef look like wetin rats fit live inside. The girl be like: 'Mbok I cannot Coman sit in this kind car make something no comot bite my yansh' ![]()
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highpriestess:How did you arrived at the conclusion that NL is filled with sadist? Perhaps your god revealed it to you, seeing that you're a high priestess of probably Ifa or Amadioha. Anyway, greetings Chief Priestess!
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![]() Op are you indirectly accusing our girls of being cursed or curse carriers?
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Risen man and risen woman... Here's the thing: Some women are greed personified: always seeking to reap where they've not sowed; it has nothing to do with that RISEN sh!t! It is commonsense that even those kobo kobo so-called slay queens are also jostling for the said RISEN men. In fact, identifying with success is what we all want. Risen women ko... Risen lord Ni... ![]() |
greatnaija01:Bros Mbok, me sef want follow for the teaching job. I get like 15yrs experience.
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![]() Ahem! Eberechi, if I choose to hop from one puna to another like grasshopper, what is that to you?
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![]() What I'd do is simple: I'd get the two of them arrested for messing my house.
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ayobamiJR:Sorry, you're really in deep sh!t. Now, who's at fault here doesn't really matter, but how to resettled your brother elsewhere. For the fact that he slaps your wife, let it be known to you that as long as he lives under your roof with your wife, she'd never forgive him for daring to slap her in her own house. And she'll probably grow to hate him so...much. So, it is best he moves. Again, it's absolutely pointless asking who's at fault. The deed has been done... |
Boxer007:Who is this terrestrial spirit ![]()
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Good. Well done Mr. Speaker.
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Dino be like: Yahaya Bello of Burundi and Jubril of Sudan dey funny sha...
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![]() He is gearing up for his next level...
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it's really simple. If you can't face him here on earth, then you can as well wait till you get to hell. I hear Sey they no dey look Uche face for there. Inugo?
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Allaboutkatiee: ![]() |
kimbraa:Mbaka is after his stomach. |
![]() Now that she's all over you like flies dey follow sh!t, enjoy your moment. For most assuredly, I prophesy to you that in the latter days, thou will seek her but find her not: you'll knock and she'll not open unto you. Be wise then my son and hearken unto me. |
kimbraa:Good. ![]() Kim I have this feelings that Op has tasted the cassava she has never had before. You know, those earth shattering moment(s) she may have had with the said rod. And now she's thinking: Shey that guy no jazz me? |
![]() Reno wastes not thy facts on lying machines like Osubande. ![]() We have always doubted the short man's pastoral calling, but not anymore, as we now know for a fact that Osubande is only good at singing fair speeches like a beautiful songstress. Come 2019, after sending his master back to Sudan, we will sent him back to daddy Adeboye's vineyard, to continue his thieving and lies there... ![]() |
Love is kind, patience... and finds no fault. Now think again for a second: Do you really love him? |
![]() Very normal. Just that, you're probably a re-incarnation of your ancestor. |
![]() Yes, our indefatigable Chairman. The uncommon doer and game changer! You'd single-handedly dish victories to them just the way you did in the primaries...
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bigtt76:Blokos don dey hungry you for this hot afternoon? Can't blokos have peace again?
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Madam, you don't need bother the guy, mother nor any of his associates. it's... game over! The guy wants 'out', actually, guy man don comot already but Na you still dey the relationship o. Dey there Na. |
![]() Thank you prophet. Did you also hear where Jubril will be sent to: Sudan or Daura?
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![]() ...says a man who organised the most fraudulent primaries since democracy was named. If OBJ and Atiku will be divinely punished at the poll according to Osho-baba, then I can say authoritatively that come Feb, 2019, all the witches and wizards in Edo Kingdom will strike Osho-baba with kolomental... ![]()
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![]() Pastor how did you come about this statistics? Could it be from experience?
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![]() Osubande (in Jubril's voice) should not beg us. We are determined to send Jubril back to Sudan. As for you, we will graciously send you back to the vineyard of Daddy Adeboye, were you can continue your coded thieving through fair speeches... ![]() |
![]() Smart man! Tinubu be like: At my age, I cannot Coman disgrace myself laidat, by leading â campaign for Jubril of Sudan; a failure going nowhere. Mbok lemme concentrate in the South West before... Na all man for himself! ![]()
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