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RomanceRe: Men Are Shifting Backwards To The 70s When Choosing Ladies Nowadays by Splinz(m):
lefulefu:
moderate makeup is nice as it enhances a woman"s beauty
Lefu, what is beautiful need no further enhancement.

Verily verily I say unto you, whosoever wears a mask in the name of makeup is one and the same as Ojuju Calabar... grin
RomanceRe: Do You Think Being Jealous Is Healthy...get In by Splinz(m): 12:02am On Dec 29, 2018
Jealousy is somehow a pointer's of one's affection towards another in a relationship.

It is commonly understood that whatever is of great value to a man is always 'jealously guarded'. So a spice of it in a relationship is healthy and somehow assures parties that they're loved and valued.

However, it must be noted that an uncontrolled jealousy is nothing but a fiery flame.
RomanceRe: Rome Is Famous For Its Pyramids.... by Splinz(m): 11:30pm On Dec 28, 2018
Rome can be famous for every other thing but not the pyramids. Even the pyramid of Cestius in Rome was borrowed from Egypt. So give the pyramids to Egypt.

Of course, Rome is rightly famous for fake Christianity.

But, how the body of this thread take relate with the head sef?? sad
RomanceRe: Women Are Not Stingy! by Splinz(m):
Phaniajav:
If a girl truly loves you she will do anything and everything for you.
smiley

Okay. So what spectacular thing have you done for love before?
RomanceRe: This Is The Car A Man That Just Gave Me A Ring Is Driving, Very Annoying Man by Splinz(m): 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2018
shocked shocked

Abeg, I cannot Coman blame that girl. That car seat sef look like wetin rats fit live inside.

The girl be like: 'Mbok I cannot Coman sit in this kind car make something no comot bite my yansh' cheesy

RomanceRe: Should I Give My Girlfriend A Phone? by Splinz(m): 12:19pm On Dec 28, 2018
highpriestess:
If you wanna gift a girl a phone, do it and don't come to nairaland cos this place is filled with sadist.
How did you arrived at the conclusion that NL is filled with sadist?

Perhaps your god revealed it to you, seeing that you're a high priestess of probably Ifa or Amadioha.

Anyway, greetings Chief Priestess!

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Serious Bad Luck Just After Pre-marital Sex? by Splinz(m): 5:47pm On Dec 24, 2018
smiley

Op are you indirectly accusing our girls of being cursed or curse carriers?

RomanceRe: A "Risen Woman" Wants A Man Who Is "More Risen" Than She Is. by Splinz(m): 5:33pm On Dec 24, 2018
Risen man and risen woman...

Here's the thing:

Some women are greed personified: always seeking to reap where they've not sowed; it has nothing to do with that RISEN sh!t!

It is commonsense that even those kobo kobo so-called slay queens are also jostling for the said RISEN men. In fact, identifying with success is what we all want.

Risen women ko... Risen lord Ni... smiley
RomanceRe: I Truly Want Her Back by Splinz(m): 4:45pm On Dec 24, 2018
greatnaija01:
PM me and teach me what I do not know and in exchange I could teach you too much about male folk too.
Bros Mbok, me sef want follow for the teaching job.

I get like 15yrs experience.

RomanceRe: Dear Teenage Boy... by Splinz(m):
undecided undecided

Ahem!

Eberechi, if I choose to hop from one puna to another like grasshopper, what is that to you?

RomanceRe: Man Confused As His Girlfriend And His Friend Fight Over Food. Photo by Splinz(m): 8:51pm On Dec 06, 2018
smiley

What I'd do is simple: I'd get the two of them arrested for messing my house.

FamilyRe: What Should I Do Now??? by Splinz(m): 8:39pm On Dec 06, 2018
ayobamiJR:
I just got home from work about 7:15PM. I saw my wife crying that my younger brother that lives with us just put a slap to her face after she asked Him to fetch water for her but I could get a detailed explanation from both as they had become a captive of anger but My brother had claimed to have received the Initial slap before retaliation. What should I do plshuh
Sorry, you're really in deep sh!t.

Now, who's at fault here doesn't really matter, but how to resettled your brother elsewhere.

For the fact that he slaps your wife, let it be known to you that as long as he lives under your roof with your wife, she'd never forgive him for daring to slap her in her own house. And she'll probably grow to hate him so...much. So, it is best he moves.

Again, it's absolutely pointless asking who's at fault. The deed has been done...
FamilyRe: What Should I Do Now??? by Splinz(m): 8:23pm On Dec 06, 2018
Boxer007:
Women are useless sir. Be Gay & be happier. Preach
Who is this terrestrial spirithuh

PoliticsRe: Ghali N'abba Dumps APC For PDP by Splinz(m): 8:00pm On Dec 06, 2018
Good. Well done Mr. Speaker.

PoliticsRe: FG Opens Case Against Dino Melaye In Alleged False Information Trial by Splinz(m): 7:14am On Dec 06, 2018
Dino be like: Yahaya Bello of Burundi and Jubril of Sudan dey funny sha...

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Returns To Nigeria From Poland (Photos) by Splinz(m): 7:09am On Dec 06, 2018
smiley

He is gearing up for his next level...

RomanceRe: Help Me Guys!!!! by Splinz(m): 5:34pm On Dec 05, 2018
it's really simple.

If you can't face him here on earth, then you can as well wait till you get to hell.

I hear Sey they no dey look Uche face for there.

Inugo?

RomanceRe: . by Splinz(m): 5:20pm On Dec 05, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
This your quote na A1 cheesy
wink
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Okechukwu Daniel Udoka: Atiku Will Be President In 2019 by Splinz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 05, 2018
kimbraa:
Mbaka was the same prophet that endorsed Buhari against Jonathan. Now his spiritual eyes has opened again that it's Atiku. Very funny man!
Mbaka is after his stomach.
RomanceRe: . by Splinz(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2018
smiley

Now that she's all over you like flies dey follow sh!t, enjoy your moment.

For most assuredly, I prophesy to you that in the latter days, thou will seek her but find her not: you'll knock and she'll not open unto you.

Be wise then my son and hearken unto me.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be Sexually Addicted To A Particular Person? by Splinz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 05, 2018
kimbraa:
Asking whether it's possible is funny. But to answer your question, people do get addicted to having sex with a particular person. There could be lot of reasons for that; the sex was good, and the person may not have had it better with another. Could be psychological; some just find it difficult breaking away after sex. Another I could remember is that virgins get too attached to those who deflower them at the time the relationship is still on and if not properly managed, could lead to an addiction.
Good. smiley

Kim I have this feelings that Op has tasted the cassava she has never had before.

You know, those earth shattering moment(s) she may have had with the said rod. And now she's thinking: Shey that guy no jazz me?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And Fake News Are Co-joined Twins - Reno Omokri by Splinz(m): 4:27pm On Dec 05, 2018
smiley

Reno wastes not thy facts on lying machines like Osubande. cheesy

We have always doubted the short man's pastoral calling, but not anymore, as we now know for a fact that Osubande is only good at singing fair speeches like a beautiful songstress.

Come 2019, after sending his master back to Sudan, we will sent him back to daddy Adeboye's vineyard, to continue his thieving and lies there... cheesy
RomanceRe: Does Love Transcend One's Disability? by Splinz(m): 4:12pm On Dec 05, 2018
Love is kind, patience... and finds no fault.

Now think again for a second: Do you really love him?
RomanceRe: I Am Attracted To Older Women. Is It Normal? by Splinz(m): 4:02pm On Dec 05, 2018
smiley

Very normal.

Just that, you're probably a re-incarnation of your ancestor.
PoliticsRe: APC ‘ll Win Ogun, Imo Without Amosun, Okorocha – Oshiomhole by Splinz(m): 3:30pm On Dec 05, 2018
smiley

Yes, our indefatigable Chairman. The uncommon doer and game changer!

You'd single-handedly dish victories to them just the way you did in the primaries...

RomanceRe: Lets Talk About Sex by Splinz(m): 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2018
bigtt76:
Ok where the blokos de? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Blokos don dey hungry you for this hot afternoon? Can't blokos have peace again?

RomanceRe: Please Help A Failing Relationship by Splinz(m): 1:39pm On Dec 05, 2018
Madam, you don't need bother the guy, mother nor any of his associates.

it's... game over! The guy wants 'out', actually, guy man don comot already but Na you still dey the relationship o.

Dey there Na.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Okechukwu Daniel Udoka: Atiku Will Be President In 2019 by Splinz(m): 1:06pm On Dec 05, 2018
smiley

Thank you prophet.

Did you also hear where Jubril will be sent to: Sudan or Daura?

PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole: Obasanjo And Atiku Will Be 'Divinely Punished' In 2019 by Splinz(m):
undecided

...says a man who organised the most fraudulent primaries since democracy was named.

If OBJ and Atiku will be divinely punished at the poll according to Osho-baba, then I can say authoritatively that come Feb, 2019, all the witches and wizards in Edo Kingdom will strike Osho-baba with kolomental... cheesy

RomanceRe: Ghana Ladies Dumped By Several Men Have Smelly Private Part – Rev Obofour by Splinz(m): 12:39pm On Dec 05, 2018
smiley

Pastor how did you come about this statistics? Could it be from experience?

PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Do Better If Re-elected – Osinbajo Begs Nigerians by Splinz(m): 12:24pm On Dec 05, 2018
cheesy

Osubande (in Jubril's voice) should not beg us. We are determined to send Jubril back to Sudan.

As for you, we will graciously send you back to the vineyard of Daddy Adeboye, were you can continue your coded thieving through fair speeches... cheesy
PoliticsRe: 2019: Tinubu Declines To Lead Buhari’s National Campaign by Splinz(m):
cheesy

Smart man!

Tinubu be like: At my age, I cannot Coman disgrace myself laidat, by leading â campaign for Jubril of Sudan; a failure going nowhere. Mbok lemme concentrate in the South West before... Na all man for himself!
grin

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