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PoliticsRe: Yobe Orders Closure Of School Over Boko Haram Attack by Splinz(m): 9:40am On Feb 21, 2018
undecided
Which Boko Haram... the 'completely' defeated or the 'technical' onehuh
RomanceRe: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Splinz(m): 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2018
Chikita66:
Most of you guys have smelling mouth, that's why tongue.
Wee you keep kwayet!

Are you saying that Op no dey brush him teethhuh
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Destroyers Now Posing As Saviours – Lai Mohammed by Splinz(m): 5:05pm On Feb 20, 2018
kiss

Ironically, Liar Mohammed is telling his own party's true story.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Got His First Kiss As It Was Rainy by Splinz(m): 2:35pm On Feb 20, 2018
sad
Oya werey ni? Shey you no know sey your reward go come under a very hot sunhuh
SMH.
RomanceRe: She dumped me after pretending i was broke by Splinz(m):
Wee you keep kwayet!

How can you womanize and defraud (deprived people of their joy) and today, you're crying for love?

Where is the love in these actshuh

Oga, judgment has come: Nemesis is here!
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by Splinz(m): 11:57am On Feb 20, 2018
igbozionism:
lol. my hand no dey that one. no be my destiny be that. But is the fear associated with first time?
So you sef want follow big boys dey chop better edikangikong and Afang soup?

Chibuzor, you ah join bad gaaaaaaang...

Anyways. Yes, the fear is normal for a first timer.
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by Splinz(m): 11:33am On Feb 20, 2018
kiss

Ahem!

Calm down my dear. You see, you need not be nervous or confused or worried about it.

Here is the thing: You are called to be a celibate. Go and fulfill your destiny!

Inugo?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Be Liberated From The Hands Of The APC – South-south PDP Leaders by Splinz(m): 11:05am On Feb 20, 2018
Yes o.

As the Israelites were liberated from the yoke & bondage of the Egyptians, so will 'sane' Nigerians be liberated from the wicked hand of APC.

Your Excellency, President Wike--President of Southern Nigeria, I salute you!

PDP ti take over... it is #OperationSaveNaija#
PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits Adamawa: Northern Governors Set To Welcome President (Photos) by Splinz(m): 10:49am On Feb 20, 2018
Northern Presdent. Obviously, he is not that of the South.

Perhaps, Bubu is in dread of Wike--the baddest!--President of the South. Or maybe, he thinks the Southern people don't have enough kunu and kwiili-kwili to offer him.

Does anyone know why the cattle President has this big phobia for the Southern part of the country?
FamilyRe: Are We Suggesting Men Cannot Be Good? by Splinz(m): 10:15am On Feb 20, 2018
ImaIma1:
Which manifesto is this one?
Hehe...
Are you surprise that we can be that cultured & refined?
Then welcome to our world--where women are respected & loved.
How may we serve you today?
RomanceRe: For The Mr And Miss Single!!! by Splinz(m): 6:40pm On Feb 19, 2018
Martin0:
so
I'm wondering what to keep on saying.
Perhaps to keep on singing: 'Hossana & halleluyah!'?
RomanceRe: For The Mr And Miss Single!!! by Splinz(m): 6:27pm On Feb 19, 2018
What about me that is single & a celibate?
FamilyRe: Are We Suggesting Men Cannot Be Good? by Splinz(m): 5:21pm On Feb 19, 2018
ImaIma1:
I was actually of the opinion that it is even ladies that get bashed on nairaland. Ladies are always written off as no good here.
Infact on NL, the word for the female gender is "olosho"
Your opinion is your fantasy.

On this great forum we've made it our number one priority to love & respect, cherish and adore our ladies. In fact, it is a sacriledge for anyone to use derogatory words on our girls.

Let it be known to you and all enemies of our well bred & cultured men, that no amount of campaign of calumny will deter us from maintaining the status quo.

Henceforth, we will not take it lighly with anyone who try to soil our hard earn reputation. We will fight & resist it!

Please be guided accordingly.
RomanceRe: Apart From I Will Never Disappoint You, What Other Jokes Do Guys Tell Ladies? by Splinz(m): 4:20pm On Feb 19, 2018
cheesy cheesy

"Baby, I can't live without you". But 5yrs after breakup, nigga is even bouncing stronger...

Some people can lie o.
RomanceRe: Does Size Matters? by Splinz(m): 6:57am On Feb 19, 2018
kamsibabylove:
if she come wide her pussy finish ,wetin go remain for d husband kwanu
The husband can perhaps stitch some loosed part of it and manage it like that.
Dazzol.
RomanceRe: Lady Puts Up Guy's Photo On Twitter To Know If He Belongs To Any Lady by Splinz(m): 6:46am On Feb 19, 2018
kiss
It changes nothing. A leopard never... and almost every man is a leopard.
RomanceRe: Ladies Should Please Understand This by Splinz(m): 11:48pm On Feb 18, 2018
cheesy cheesy
Me I cannot coman dispute with Op o.
Sleep well, inugo?
RomanceRe: In A Situation Like This What Will You Do?? by Splinz(m): 8:21pm On Feb 18, 2018
kiss

I'd have her kneel down, lay my hand on her and cast out that spirit of oloshoism.

Dazzol.
PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP Rejects Automatic Tickets For Atiku, Other Defectors by Splinz(m): 3:15pm On Feb 18, 2018
Very good. The contest must be open to all and for all.
PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP Rejects Automatic Tickets For Atiku, Other Defectors by Splinz(m): 3:10pm On Feb 18, 2018
ManirBK:
PDP lacks the moral justification to present self as a better alternative to Apc in the 2019 general election contest!!!
Who have the moral rights?

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