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RomanceRe: “I Don’t Want An Ugly Man I Can’t Kiss”; Lady Begins Search For Husband. Photos by Splinz(m): 2:54pm On Feb 18, 2018
kiss
So someone cannot be skinny again in peace?
PoliticsRe: Why President Buhari Is The Best For Nigeria - Lai Mohammed by Splinz(m): 1:28pm On Feb 18, 2018
No doubt, one of the worst mistake any government could make is to have people like Liar Mohammed around its corridors.

Grandpa is just a disgrace and unrepentant sycophant!

SMH.
FamilyRe: “I Can’t Marry A Woman I Can’t Beat” — Nigerian Man by Splinz(m):
shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Building A Healthy/successful Nairaland Relationship by Splinz(m): 12:40pm On Feb 18, 2018
mrphysics:
We must make efforts to sanitize here.
Efforts in futility... though I must commend you.

You see, there's only one real person here and that is me. I mean, do I know you?

Nairaland only exist in my imagination. Everyone here is fake, including me (of course, to YOU).

Perhaps, just perhaps I'd know that you're real the day I meet you, give you a hot slap in the face whilst you turn around, smile and say: 'Wow... thank you'!

Until then, I don't know anyone.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Worship Together On Sundays? by Splinz(m): 11:45am On Feb 18, 2018
Solidkay:
also keep the Sabbath day holy.
Are you a Sabbath keeper?
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience: I Have A Boyfriend by Splinz(m): 10:45pm On Feb 17, 2018
cheesy shocked cheesy
Maka whyyyyy? Kukuma kill the Op na.
cc: crismark
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience: I Have A Boyfriend by Splinz(m): 10:42pm On Feb 17, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Suggest a new one then.
Amadioha's priestess--the eyes of the gods.
RomanceRe: Man Is Searching For Ibadan Lady He Lent N81k To Get A Place (Photos) by Splinz(m): 9:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
cheesy
Puna hunting gone bad.
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Is Requesting For 500K Before She Can Accept My Wedding Proposal by Splinz(m): 8:43pm On Feb 17, 2018
Annibel:
Like you said... YOU LOVE HER... Biko just give her the money. issorite
What is freakin alright in giving that extortioner such a huge sumhuh
What a lousy thief!
Christianity EtcRe: Are Christians Under The Law? by Splinz(m): 7:53pm On Feb 17, 2018
BUSHYANUS:
Please I need Bible references
If you were to explain to someone like me what it means to be "under the law", what will you say?
RomanceRe: My Married Co Worker Said This About Me by Splinz(m): 6:21pm On Feb 17, 2018
Maychang:
I wish we had to pay heavily for every thread we create.
Perhaps not paying for threads is Seun's own way of touching lives?

But of course, no matter how good a project may be, abuses are inevitable.
RomanceRe: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Splinz(m):
shocked

What does the other party stand to gain when he gives the headhuh

Perhaps, just perhaps frowstiness.

Just asking.
RomanceRe: 25 Years Living With My Parents by Splinz(m): 2:46pm On Feb 17, 2018
Wee you keep kwayet!
What about Ikenga (46) that still lives with his parenthuh
FamilyRe: Pls Advise by Splinz(m):
You got married last year Dec 2017 and your marriage is already a year+?

Ahem!

Well, going by your narrative, your parent must understand that first, you have a home to build before any other thing. And this particular issue of financing your brother's education or general care for his finances, it must be made known that though it is good and right to help if you have the means, but it is neither mandatory nor obligatory.

They (your parent) must have already planted that sense of entitlement on your brother, as evident in his rude request. This is certainly not a good thing to do. And then your parent themselves. Well, it is your responsibility and by extension, your entire siblings, to cater for them just like they did when you were a child.

NB, it doesn't mean they must be catered for like babies. But from time to time, you sent whatever you can afford.

Finally, you must also understand that parents derived much pleasure in getting gifts from their children even when they're doing well. So no matter the little you have, sent it to them. And they wouldn't stop praying to God to bless your home more and more...

Inugo?
RomanceRe: How Can I Avoid Falling In Love by Splinz(m): 1:47pm On Feb 17, 2018
mrpoul:
I'm scared I don't want to fall in love,
I don't want to enter into a relationship now, so advice on how to avoid it?
You need not fear 'growing in love' and not "falling in love".

Ever heard that love is a beautiful thing? That's right!

Again, you need not fear or refused relationships when you grow in love. So, develop and grow more love for all so that when fully grounded, falling/failing in love just doesn't exist in your dictionary.

Inugo?
RomanceRe: How Can I Avoid Falling In Love by Splinz(m): 1:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
Viicfuntop:
Why do you girls like saying this? Don’t mean it in a bad way but it sounds like a cry for attention. I mean you dont have to sing it for everyone to hear. Your actions would show it. I didn’t insult you
Which girl are you talking about?

C'mon... that's one hell of a stone arse nigga you're talking to. A rabid dog, attention seeking idiot and a 24/7 monkey-tail drunkard.

SMH for that Bobrisky wanna-be.
RomanceRe: "Feminists Want Benefits That Men Get But Don't Want The Problem" - Lady by Splinz(m): 1:00pm On Feb 17, 2018
It's really worrisome seeing some bunch of nitwits and outright fools parading themselves as 'feminists'.

Most worrisome is the fact that this set of nonentities keep on invading the cyber space, spewing hogwash and venting their frustrations & Pains on their generations.

This fake arses are crying for balls but wouldn't even touch the responsibilities that comes with it with a tip of the finger.

SMH.
HealthRe: Pregnant Woman Dies After Her Pastor Told Her Not To Go For C-Section by Splinz(m):
embarassed cry

That fraud of a pastor must be sent to kirikiri immediately!
RomanceRe: My Mum Must Be Regretting Giving Birth To Me by Splinz(m): 11:06pm On Feb 16, 2018
Kingwizzy16:
You deserved to be killed so your mum will have rest of mind. Smh
Kikiki...

Mbok no waste am yet. Lets change his name to ChildOfDestiny. Of course, destined to bring peace and happiness to that poor woman.

ChildOfDoom, I hereby decree and change your name by fire by thunder! Every woman or man, boy or girl that is in your village using your head to play ludo and NairaBET, no mercy, die by fireeeeeeeee!
RomanceRe: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg Down There? by Splinz(m): 10:18pm On Feb 16, 2018
FluidQueen:
lol. smiley
Alright, male. goodnight. grin
You're too cold. Just get lost...
RomanceRe: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg Down There? by Splinz(m): 10:01pm On Feb 16, 2018
FluidQueen:
lol. grin


Why do you even bother?
Ahem!

I'm taking the troubles to see how perhaps, I can redirect you back to yabaleft where it seems you escaped from.

It's sheer mental torture dealing with mad people.

Whew...
RomanceRe: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg Down There? by Splinz(m): 9:47pm On Feb 16, 2018
FluidQueen:
Gtfoutta my mentions!
Easy...
To even mention you is mental torture on its own.
SMH...
RomanceRe: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg Down There? by Splinz(m): 9:33pm On Feb 16, 2018
FluidQueen:
life's too Short to be Nice to Assholés. All the time. smiley
Stop being unnecessarily defensive. Just shut it!

Why are you taking this thread personal? Are you that perfect picture of what Op is paintinghuh
RomanceRe: My Special Gift To Lalasticlala On His Birthday by Splinz(m): 7:43pm On Feb 16, 2018
shocked shocked
Creepy... I hate snakes!
RomanceRe: I'm Just In Need Of Advice ASAP ! Please Read by Splinz(m): 7:32pm On Feb 16, 2018
makydebbie:
I think you shouldn't really be bothered. Just do your part as a friend and be the very best, best man you can be to a friend. You can't jeopardize your friendship of many years just because of this issue? Just stay your lane, with the way February is flying, this issue will be history soon.
Well said.

Op should pay heed to this wise counsel.

cc: TolaniLuv
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Know If The Words Am Hearing In My Head Is From God? by Splinz(m): 6:03pm On Feb 15, 2018
Very simple.

You know what you're hearing is from God IF it's in complete harmony with the mind of God, as expressed in His Word--the Bible.

In fact, God doesn't say new things to anyone except that which He has already covered in His Word.

I'd give you an example. When God wanted to admonish me about the dangers of deceit and lies, He did so in form of a dream though not really like a dream. The thing is, a particular verse in the Bible (Psalm 101:7) just keep ringing in my head all night till I woke up in the morning, opened the said verse and saw what the message was all about.

This is just one of such cases.
RomanceRe: Guys Denying Responsibility For Pregnancies, Why? by Splinz(m): 5:00pm On Feb 15, 2018
kiss kiss

Story story...

Once upon a time, a man impregnated a girl and when he was confronted, he ran away to Cameroon and has not returned ever since then.

Story story...
RomanceRe: UPDATE: Man Who Caught His Girlfriend With Her Boss, Says Its A Misunderstanding by Splinz(m): 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2018
cheesy
The maga has been promised his first trip outside the country by the Lebanese.
Misunderstanding ko... confusion ni. Werey...
RomanceRe: Lady Recounts What Happened The Day She Played Dead To Her Kids by Splinz(m): 2:57pm On Feb 15, 2018
kiss
It was simply a prank galore. First from mum and then the children.
Dazzol.

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