₦airaland Forum

Singlehood is bae.

veraiyke:
...I can't just fathom digging my fellow man or another man drilling my ass.

Kikiki...

C'mon... do these guys even know the cost of pampers in this Bubu's regime?

What a funny place to be after a hectic day.
Makydebbie dear, don't be too serious. You know how things works here.

The NPF keep sinking deep into stupidity everyday.
SMH.

If you no get money hide your face, I hide my face...
Akwa Ibom isongo!!!

You gave him three hot slaps in quick succession and walked back gallantly to the restaurant. And then not yet done, you went back and added the fourth one, tore his clothes and fought him real hard. Obviously, the beast in you came out. And like a sheep taken to the slaughter, he uttered not a word.

Wow!

Here's a woman who rode on public sympathy & defense to greatly assault a man. Of course, the sympathy will always be with her. I mean, how dare you raise your hand against a woman, whether she's at fault or not? Don't you know she's a WOMAN? So the society thinks...

Accepted, the man went to the extreme by provoking an unwarranted scene. But whilst this woman is celebrating her victory over a defenseless man, now we may ask: Who assaulted who

She no love you be sey she no love you, period!

Stop whining and move on. There're thousands of more beautiful and qualified girls out there.

Perhaps you're thinking this said girl is special and different. But you know what? Just wait until you see someone else.

Khostlybeauty18:
...Now m leaving the area soon....How Do I Get Him?

You were tired that day, that was why you didn't give him your number? Oh c'mon... tell me something else. Shakara gree leave you?

Anyway, just go to him and apologize for being rude the other day, then go your way. Dazzol.

Dude will definitely ask for the number again IF he still have anything for you. Inugo?

Chikita66:
I love me some tall guys .

Just how tall?

Perhaps, you may want to meet Robert Pershing Wadlow (USA), 2.72 m (8 ft 11.1 in) tall.

Could he be your spec?

Jamariwolff:
just take alcohol, enough but not enough to get drunk. It works always for me.

Ahem!

Now I know. Now I know why you're always high.

So the inspiration is always monkey tail inspired?

We were all humans first before pride, selfishness and silly ego sets in.

C'mon guys, there's no big deal helping a friend or whether you called it boyfriend to wash his clothes. I mean, it's a height of selfishness--wickedness!--for a girl to refuse such help but wastes no time in asking for huge sums for hair, nails etc.

Hello! This money you're asking for, izzi your entitlement, paycheck or...? Oh, it's not your duty to wash clothes but certainly, na to ask for money? You sure sey you dey normal?

Well, left for me, I don't even give a flying f*ck about you. I can wash my clothes and do all of my house chores. And when I can't, I know where to get help.

However, one thing is certain. I don't keep liabilities. And when one raises its ugly head, I quickly send it to the trash can!

Ishilove:
You are right. We are being insensitive.

Problem is I am not much of a pretender but I will try to put it on a leash

Mbok try.

Ishilove:
Old fashioned and 'stupid'. They are even hyperventilating because we are naming a spade a spade, calling themselves and their entire lineage names.

Hopeless generation.

Well, you're right.

But in the spirit of brotherhood, let us respect Op's sensibility. Yes, a mistake has been made and the best we can do now for her is to be nice or at least pretend to be.

Of course, a spade is a spade. But don't forget, some things are better left unsaid.

To the guys, asking your girlfriend to wash your clothes and do all that house chores and she does it, is not a guaranteed or pointer that she'll be a good wife tomorrow. In fact, it's even a dangerous move. What if she does all that house chores only as a means of facilitating her marriage, and not because she enjoy doing them?

I can do all of my house chores--everything. So for me, if a girlfriend chooses to help me out with any of them, OYO is her name.

sisisioge:
...All you need to do is spread a rumor right now that you've done your traditional wedding in your village plus start wearing a ring. Let them think your bobo is outta the country.

Ah!!! Sisi is that how you use to do?

Obviously, people like Sagay don't wonna bite the finger that feed them. The old man don't even give a flying f*ck about the judicial system of which he is a member. Na grandpa and his belle alone.

Okay. Here, Sagay's favorite part of the Constitution is Section 171. As his darling, Section 2(3) of the EFCC Act cannot stand because it wouldn't pay his bills. I mean, Sagay be like: 'If bubu come fire me nkor'?

All these is a game of interest and favorites, both from the senate and Presidency. No one give a damn about harmonious working relationship of the whole polity.

SMH.

His Excellency, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan is only reiterating his commitment to national unity, peace and progress .

This is because, whatever recommendation the APC committee has made was captured in the 2014 national confab report, convened by His Excellency himself.

Here, Jonathan is not looking at the messenger (APC) but the message. And this is just one pointer to the fact that he doesn't play politics with the lives of the people.

Respect!

Alariiwo:
The Nigerian Senate has been compromised.. it's nothing more than a den of thieves now.

So whatever act you're quoting has been rendered null and void.

Quite an ignorant statement. Which power rendered it null and void?

Oh, the old unrepentant tyrant, that criminal?

Perhaps, it may interest you to know that right from the beginning, na men dey always fine pass women.

You sey!?? C'mon... e no easy! How many men do you see going about with fake nails, eyes, hair, yansh, skin... in fact, fake lives!? But the women side have always relied heavily on artificial beauties, without which, to call any girl for road no go dey hungry you.

So what is happening now is that, men ti take over. We're simply putting finishing touches to our handsome nature. Enough of fake girls everywhere!

Your husband is in the best position to explain this mystery.
Voodoo at work.

Sarang:
Can't we just have a faithful man who is loving?

Of course, you can have such a man. But note, finding all these qualities in one man is painfully rare. And this is not about men alone...

However, according to Op's narrative, I wouldn't say the said guy who doesn't cheat is not a good lover. Perhaps, he's an introvert who just want to be his natural self.

Here's what I think. A man who doesn't cheat on his partner is the best of them all, in as much as the argument is, 'he doesn't care enough', which means that to a certain level, he cares. Besides, which will you rather have between the two: A man whom you know is there for you alone, where ever he may be, or one giving you constant worries, chasing everything under the skirt?

Is it wrong for any of those girls to also date your brother(s)?
The way I dey see you eh, na V go kill you.
SMH.

No doubt, this Otobo of a girl is a career liar, blackmailer and opportunist.

I'm not even in the least bothered about her series of lies, whether as it concerns the so-called apostle or the politicians.

SMH.

amani63:
yeah the income in there but am talking future
If marriage will stop me from reaching my dreams

Some marriages are the catalyst that spurs one to reach the peak of their dreams, while some are the easiest way to go six feet down.

So, if you believe in God or gods, pray for direction. If you're a rational thinker, think; a strategist, strategize.

Just remember. Your marriage either make your dreams or mar it. It all depends on your choice of a partner.

Can't someone buy Pant again in peace in this country, without monitoring spirits & village people following you upandan?

From monitoring social media accounts of Nigerians by this government to monitoring our gallant policemen wey dey buy women pants.

What is it sef?

Daniel2289:
Well, we are entitled to our opinions. But I don't think the Magical Rod is enough either.

Good thought.

It is on this note that I don't argue for/against this kind of topic, seeing that at the other side of the prism lies the same problem.

Certainly, the V is not enough. Just perhaps, the magical rod is?

DBright123:
Why do you think today's teenagers are worse than teenagers in the generations before?

Simple.

In time past, parenting which is the most important role in the family, was a responsibility accorded its due commitment and sacrifice. This was a time when parents at least, rebuke, spank and discipline their children as the need arises. These old folks just didn't set the standard but lived it themselves.

But today, what we have are the liberals, as everyone want to be politically correct. And in our political correctness, we've only ended up breeding a generation of mannerless children, drug addicts, lawlessness, three-score enthusiasts and mouth-actioneers; a generation of evil fantasies continously.

No doubt, the coming of the internet, television, telephone etc, are contributors of this decay which has seen responsible parenting watered down completely. But is this an excuse? No! All these things can be responsibly controlled.

So the question is: Who is willing to suffer such troubles?

cchiagom:
chai you want to kill person with laughter. I am in a public place I had to hide my face to laugh so I won't look like something is wrong with me

Hehehe... easy jeje. Those two men no be am at all.

Marry her IF you want to, and not because married men said so.

Remember, they're not the one marrying her, it is YOU!

Inugo?

Baby switched is real, no doubt, and there's this tendency of recording a high level of it in this part of the world. I mean, even our sheer carelessness is enough.

Ahem! That reminds me. Could it be that Okorocha and Rotimi Amaechi are products of baby switched

A serial liar and... Ahem!

Has she even gotten formal education at all? Sorry man, the narrative here sounds like you're married to one uncivilized idiot.

Perhaps, your wife need to check herself into yabaleft immediately.

SMH.