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Dear brotherly brother,

As a churchy brother, you must love brotherly, i.e, not minding whether you'll be love back. Or have you not heard Francis of Assisi, "To love and not loved"?

Oh beloved, be rest assured of a mighty mansion hereafter, as you continue to love that sister selflessly.

Shebi na love you love am, abi na chuku chuku you want

Yours sincerely,
Brother Splinz.

Pataricatering:
you have not met a mad Person!

Trust me, I've met even the maddest. In fact, it is finished.

Kikiki... kai! Walai, Eglish tihchers flwenty weh weh for this tred.
Kai!

Ahem!

So, dude is definitely a great cook... cooks scintillating and befuddling dishes, one that literally get everyone confused.

Okay. Op's love for this Bobo culinary skills is unparalleled. That he cooks two pot of food and also eat from all is... well, Op don't even mind. I mean, she normally sees plates, spoons and... signs that she's not the only one eating from this one kitchen.

Shall we then say that food is no food except what the cook makes it out to be? Make no mistake. Here, two women are the original owners of this food, but we've seen that they can't eat their food except Bobo's rod of magic touches it, and sort of, re-cook it.

Hmm. Are we then to blame Op's undying love for this wonderful Calabar kitchen?

Wehdone ma!

[quote author=Divay22 post=64568174][/quote]I've been messing around with them for long. All they do is to rant.
Typical of losers.

Toks2008:
I pity you..I have been there and I almost died.

You've rightly said it. "You"... not me.
Pele.

One of those phrases from sore losers.
Oh c'mon give me a break... you can't do sh*t!

There's no justification at all. So therefore, they're all fraudsters!--con artists!

Shebi na NPF? They are inherently stupid na.
SMH.

Hmm.

This Op has only succeeded in selling off the girls as penniless & dependable beggars on the loosed. Apparently, vulnerable ones at that.

Oh c'mon... you don't need to be rude when asking for this help. I mean, since no girlfriend can foot her own bills without her boyfriend, give the guys some credit then.

Abi you think sey e easy Yeye!

How is your mum selfish?

The woman has probably realized that sham of a prophecy from a con artist, but you know, she just can't come out plain with the truth.

Wonna hear the truth? Prophecy be damn!

Ahem! You wouldn't do anything.

Apparently, you married an unretired stripper who is determine to keep her trade to the end.

Perhaps, are you thinking that the leopard will change its spots?

Miracle fall on you.

Salute to madam Aisha. No doubt, she's a rare gem.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]Sigh these people her defending poor actions . Wondr if they would defend a man postong his erect penis

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Ahem!

Puff, if a man post his erect d**k like this, we will rush & grab it immediately and chop it off!

Such a d**k is haram and we can't deal with it!

Lalas247, the Mouka-Foam hip slay queen?
Okay. Wishing her more exponential yansh. Hurray!

LionDeLeo:
So cownu the messiah is truly a randy pig?

My brother, na that your woman own surprise me pass. SMH

Building more military barracks in Abia just further shows Buhari's uncommon lack of clue.

Instead of militarising Benue State--a State ravaged by Fulani terrorists-- the old man is cluelessly chasing wild goose.

I mean, who does that? SMH

Amarabae:
You need a class on maturity

Not really. The one who need the maturity more is she who goes about threatening people with some cheap & silly talk of misfortunes if one don't share her sentiment, actually, her idiocy.

And Op... dude got no chill at all. I mean, how the guy want take get joy when Bubu Still dey Aso Rock? Nigga need a job na.

What manner of fuckery is this

Fasting and masturbating... is that how you use to do?

asuustrike2009:
And he said to them, “The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath ( Mark 2:27)

Yes bro. In other words, since it was God that made it, He alone deserves the title: "Lord of the Sabbath", not man.

Man is to enjoyed what was made for him forever (actually, a commandment), not telling God: 'We will not have You rule over us. We wouldn't keep Your Sabbath but our Sunday'.

You see, the rebellion didn't start today. It dates back to the Israelites in the wilderness and continues today. But note this one thing: "For My thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways My ways, saith the LORD" (Isaiah 55:. Yes, His thoughts and ways are infinitely greater than ours. And so, it is either one do it according to His standard or "But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men" (Matt. 15:9).

And then, it is really unwise for puny man to set aside revealed knowledge and understanding--"lively oracles" (Acts 7:38)--in order to keep his traditions (vain ways), and then ridiculously expects the Almighty to concur. For it is written: "He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination" (Proverbs 28:9).

Sunday worshipers can be said to be separated from the Creator--God who created all things in six days and on the seventh day, He GAVE the Sabbath to MAN as a BLESSED and SANCTIFIED--set apart--day or time forever (Gen. 2:1-3, Ex. 16:28-29, 31:16-17, Mark 2:27). This is most true of the fact that, God has also made the Sabbath as one distinguishing factor that sanctified--signified--set apart--those that are His true people (Ex. 31:12-13) from those who are not.

Note, sanctification was bestowed on the Sabbath right from day one, so it is not a surprise that the Sabbath also sanctifies those who keep it.

Also, the Sunday keepers are generally "children of disobedience" (Ephesians 2:2) and commandment haters (Romans 8:7), who teach and are taught that the commandment has been "nailed to the cross". They don't believe in the true Jesus Christ nor follow His example (1 Peter 2:21), whom it is recorded that, "...as His custom was, He went into the Synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up for to read" (Luke 4:16), Paul and by extention, the early Church, also kept this custom (Acts 17:2).

Finally, those who keeps Sunday--those who violate the Sabbath--continually set themselves up as failures before God's Sabbath TEST: "...that I may PROVE them, whether they will walk in My law, or no" (Ex. 16:4). This was to test the Israelite's response to God's instructions. And the Sabbath is also a test for God's people today.

Brethren, greetings!

As a blessing for me, I no be mumu. Op, you mean sey you dey suffer from mumuism?

This Ortom sef. Can't help but pity him. So helpless, hopeless and confused! How da hell did he emerged governor?

Apparently, Ortom needs a crash course from lion governors like Fayose. SMH.

This is like asking, 'Do terrorists pay tax'?

Fayose, the only lion that roars and even the Presidential rats run for cover.
Twale baba!

"...color of your pant..." "...when last did you shaved..."...who knows what next?

Perhaps, 'what's the color of your sh*t & uri*e'? Crazy sex enthusiast(s)!

kimbraa:
The answer is YES in capital letters.
There's no man that a woman can't control. All he needs is to meet that woman who he'll be ready to dance to her tunes, and there's such a woman for every man. That's why I don't take your so-called Alpha males seriously.

Kim, you'll soon take me seriously.

Preshy561:
so some random mad goat called himself a pastor makes him one abii

hewrites hewrites how many times did i call you..

You call him 50... Wait, do you think that he is mad too?

Calm down my dear. I'd advice that you eschew the idea but instead go find any young she-goat around.

Oh...no thanks. I can understand.

Makydebbie, I can't afford to let these guys crush you for me.

Mbok, make sure you're out of the train's lane. With the incessant crashes and crushing here and there, I'm afraid we may wake up one morning and see the caption, 'Maky: crush to extinction'.

Ejo.