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In nigeria, its considered bad manners to feast in public. I could never.
Over here i wine and dine in public while in motion. Who get time?

tkb417

foot the bill for the casket?
Surely, you didnt say that in jest did you?

She only had $100, 000 in her account and they are shouting?

DeReloaded:
who is Kemistry?

some voice jockey on nigerian Radio. She's my friend.

michelin89:
Don't tell us you are also kemistry. That'd be too much.

thats funny as heck.
Im not her but we 'grew up' together.

michelin89:
The girl is ugly, but she dey sell discs so--at last that one nor dey important. Those kind people who rely on their talent go a lot farther than those like Tonto Dikeh who wan use face and breast take act film.

PS: I like the girl style. She captured my attention with her rapping. I fit even buy her poster put for my room.

Isnt it kemistry the radio personality? She raps too? Wonders oh! I used to know kemistry very well.
Chei.

michelin You think kemistry is cute or ugly?

I have a house, a car, a pet, and a real job to pay the accompanying bills
Can we trade? I could your extra hours.

~Sauron~:
Ini Edo ko, Ini Abia ni.

Lol.  


@ Michelin89
dont be too upset.
At least you have a picture on your profile so its not like we have never seen you. If i woke up and saw my pics on nairaland i'll have a massive coronary.  

I am Ini Edo. Boobs and all!
Forget that my profile says Azuka Okafor. That one na my fake internet name.

michelin89:
This na indirect confession. Well if you are Ini Edo, go to facebook (this thing nor dey leave us). Add Seun as your friend so you can communicate with him since common members can't send PMs.

OK. I am Ini Edo.
All of you have been yabbing me since. . . . . .

michelin89:
You can't compare a celebrity to an unknown face. Theorically it's unfair to post anybody's pictures without their consent but when you are a star, your permission becomes "automatic"

Many nairalanders have no pictures. No body has ever seen a picture of me. So how do you know I am not Ini Edo? Can you swear she's not a nairalander?  

I guess the moral of the story is whether a picture is posted illegally or not, watch what you say cos the next pic to surface may be yours! lol

And to those that add all and sundry to their facebook profiles.   .   .   .   .   .  . stop.  

davidylan:
gym kini?
Abeg Chisimdi that body of yours is tite . . . who is the lucky dude?

Down Boy!

~Sauron~:
Ini Edo is not a member of NL, is she??

So to not have hurtful comments said about your pictures, you have to have the immunity of being a nairalander?  
Im pretty sure Ini edo did not authorise her pics to be put up on Nl for this purpose either.
I guess it puts a different spin on things when its done to you.  

@ OP
[s]Are you sure you're not my husband in disguise[/s]?

How come Seun didnt delete Ini edo's pics when people bashed it? It was ok then?

oyb:
is it the episode with the navy dude - maybe the should rename it an officer and a cad . . .

abegi - no be entertainement - how will it sell if they don't find ways to shock the viewers happily ever after does not sell . . .

No, its the one with Jason the single dad. he started as America's sweetheart single father. Now women just want to fry his .

AnthonyKil:
Because women are stupid. Ok?

For once in my feminine life, I think i agree.

I dont know how many of you followed this season of THE BACHELOR. This was one season with a major twist!
The bachelor (Jason) proposed marriage to one girl (Melisa) during the finale and reneged only 6 weeks later when he decided to dump her on national TV for the same girl (Molly) he had sent home heart broken.

I remember sitting there with my pretty mouth open. Who does that!!!!! . Why couldn't he make up his mind at first? Why dump her on national Tv?
I cant go into major details but those who saw the show with all the twists will understand why he has earned himself the title of the most hated man in America.

I remember saying to myself "A man can do anything and get away with it.

I am more mad I think that Molly jumped right back into his arms and even started smooching him right there on the same couch where he had just dumped another woman. what kind of woman is that? Does she suffer from amnesia? Has she forgotten how he humiliated her and picked melisa at the finale?
I am a woman but this one has me stomped!!!!!! Why are women so forgiving?

to get sprayed in dollars!

@ Osisi

The last election day was spent fixing a million micro braids to my head. I saw people under the sun trying to exercise their franchise. Them get power. Why bother?  

@ Debosky
you call that poking fun? They didnt just stop at her ill attached lace front wig but resorted to calling her LovePeddler, slut and everything else in between. . . . ?
You would think it was personal.

Those hating on the igbo man's financial success and business acumen need to be reminded of one thing. If you ever saw the devotion that an average igbo man puts into his business then there would be no reason to hate. They arrive at their 'sheds' first and leave last, they drop out of school to pursue the thing that they think is important to them. He will lay down his life to defend his business. Their devotion is fodder for many stand up comics' jokes but its little wonder their businesses thrive! Instead of hating why not just learn a few things and buy a clue?

Besides why blame the whole igbo race? Not every igbo man is street smart or even successful. What has tribe got to do with a suitable presidential candidate?  

I carry all carryables! Ive hammered out a strategy that works for me everytime. I am hardly ever hand searched. im all sweet and vulnerable and they let me walk on through.

Even at that you can carry just about anything. Garri and stuff. No Palm oil i was told (can leak and go on other people's stuff) and no fresh fruit.

I dont know about anyone else but i actually looked forward to 'growing up'. better earning power and independence.Doesnt hurt that I also look better now that i did when i was in my teens and early twenties.

Age is nothing but a number. The truth is most people cant rightly guess your age unless you tell them.

DeReloaded:
Rofl. Spoilt, you're terrible

True story. We were shocked to see her back same day. Apparently they were already dividing her ample body parts while she still had breathe in her.

My room mate went to visit a relative in ngwa territory. She was a fat girl. As soon as she got off the public transportation, someone remarked how delicious she would be for eating. She jumped into the nearest bus and returned to school. God saved her that day!

@ Op
you wanted to know how to thank him?

The oldest way to thank a man.  

Thank the hell out of him.

Ok people, there's something i dont quite get.
When women rant and hate on men we say that they are gold digging, ungrateful, never satisfied women. here we have someone who is apparently satisfied with her man and singing his praises and holes are being picked in her story. Who cares if its true??  At least one of you is doing it right and representing.  
Learn from him boys!!!!

@ OP
Good for you. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dont do  nothing to screw it up.