₦airaland Forum

spikedcylinder:
It so does! They are indifferent to insults, their PR have those covered.

Where will Iya Kadija get PR with $20?

Ermm are we not in a recession?
For $4 I'll be her advocate , mouth piece and revamp her image. Package her up real nice for a real man.

I didnt even see the part about him asking you to not cheat on him. Arrrg!!! Dude couldnt have cracked a worse joke!!!!
The cheek of it!

Cindy crawford has children. Its called childbearing.

Excuse me did you guys not hear osisi say the sex was explosive when they were married ? That excuses all wrong doing.

Explosive explosion explodes always.

Chei.
@ Iya Kadijat
I dont even know where to start. It is a known fact that many Nigerian men will shack up with women over here while waiting for their 'real wives' on other continents to cross over. (This storyline is so old it creaks! I swear ve heard it like nine hundred and ninety three times!!!! ) The starring lead actress just changes. It reallydoesnt matter if that man needs a green card or not. At least in the mean time he will live comfortably, eat hot home cooked meals made by you the interim wife and be 'knacked' for good measure! Dudes have become sneaky. For every suspicion you have, they have an explanation, a reason. I really dont blame you for being fooled. I just wonder why you went for 8 years without a ring. Who does that? Why slave away and give your life force to a man who dangles the vague promise of marriage at some distant yet to be determined date at you?

All that is water under the bridge. Time to move on.The irony is that women like you who have been had, only turn around and play wife again to the same sort of man. I sometimes think they know you will persevere thats why they take, take and keep taking from you. You give, give and keep giving. Im exhausted just thinking of all you gave in those 9 years.

I empathise. At least you have your daughter.

God will pay us back?
As in scratch the recharge card and spiritually text it back to us at a later date?

I go die oh!
It takes an oyibo lover's coming to fix herself up?
is he her messiah?

She raised those children with blood and sweat. Some credit would be nice. Not easy at all.

In 2009 are we still on the issue of wife beating? . Shouldnt we be tackling global warming and recycling more seriously?
I dont have time for this.

Christino:
Please sign the online petition if you want Dan Foster back, and let the world know how much he means to the radio industry.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?dfradio&1

I'll be damned!

Those of you that got deported from the U.S did not have anyone petitioning to bring you back. Why should we petition for dan if he was living here illegally?

Good one. real funny. The strange thing is that many really rich people i know will not even offer you water to drink when you go to their homes!

Another chance for touts to be fed.

dejiariyo:
well he is not old, dan foster is just 47 and linda is just 27 so its just a lil 20 years difference and that to me its ok even though he has a big belle,the man got american accent which to me is what nigerian girls want, if u can just know how to form an american accent,u will surely girls in nigeria.so the more u speak it the more punany u get.

Much ado about american accents. Even homeless people here dey blow fone. These broke souls come here and are treated like gods. Why is he resisting returning to the U.S where life is supposed to be perfect.

He's married to Lovina?
A thousand jokes come to mind!

All women are righteous.

is that not the same dude but with pancake?

obscenity ke? No be market them dey sell?

girls are begging for popcorn at silverbird cinema?

~Sauron~:
U have no nous.

Looking for attention from who?? Abeg, not from a vermin and a serial w@nker.
I dunno if u exist to be honest.

Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap and go and find something to do.
When you are using words metaphorically, keep an eye on your lips. I don't tolerate douche-bags like you


Kunta?? That's a first!!! You spirit is spoilt beyond recognition.

That's a stupid ass question. . . . .
I don't stay in Naija(I am a mod). . . . .Cristalz stay in Naija(She's a mod) and we are still awake.
Still dunno what brought about the generalization that all the mods stay in one part of the world.
It must be that time of the month when women utter nonsense. . . .Me can understand
Asswipes!!

Piss off.


I didn't go to a village school like you did. . . . .

That's manageable.

My parents and to me(when you are serving ma food).

Goodness gracious are you really a moderator?  
I dont know any moderator on nairaland that sounds like you do. By the way, I dont mean that in a good way FYI. You seem to be doing most of the bickering most of the time.

DeReloaded:
spoilt, why are you responding to him?  

He's feeling funky and looking for attention. Sadly he's predictable and has used the same tired disses over and over again. Any slowpoke would know what Im getting at with the "American mods" comment.

Tell me more about how my brain is like "tsetse fly" or what's the popular one "ezcema stained head" so you know you fans can holler for you.

He seemed really bitter about living in naija . Is he a moderator?  A moderator living in naija?

~Sauron~:
U were not thinking with that frame of mind when you were spewing without your brain cells.
What has the location of mods gotta do with a topic.
There are village people better than you in mind and spirit(pun intended). . . . .FACT!!!

erm Kunta stop frothing att he mouth,
Karmamod asked why we dont have American moderators for this time of night? Did you see that?  

I asked if all the mods live in Nigeria? Where's the insult that you see there? Whats working you up?   Your annoyance is lost on me. sorry.

All these talks of locking the thread , i dont understand. Cant people differ any more? This is nairaland.

~Sauron~:
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!
We all live in Naija and we have never been to the airport before.
What has the location of mods gotta do with their IQs??
There are many retards on Nairaland.

People like y'all should be called Nairetards.

Someone's taking it personal. Almost like living in naija is a bad thing?  
Dude where's your humor?  

DeReloaded:
This is why they shouldnt have mods that live on the other side of the world

Romance and such need Americans since we are still up arolund this time and we can shut down idiotic threads like this.

Eyesore.

Do all the moderators live in naija?  

@ Op
I feel your pain. The childish giggly woman who drags her friends everywhere. Aarghh!!! Oh my God! I know that type. They'll be forty five and still be collecting hello kitty stickers (Ok. im kidding ) but they wont grow up mentally. Ever! Will drive you crazy thats for sure. Its not anything you can describe to people. They wont understand what you mean. I feel your anguish though.

Thats not a lot! @ OP why are you hyperventilating?

I usually dont waste my saliva on battered women.  Its a lost cause.  
Its only when such a woman has a near death experience where they get choked to an inch of their lives or something and get to heaven's gates and get sent back because it wasnt really their time to die that they may eventually leave their violent men.

Isnt that why Guys hit and slap? Cos they know their women will stay?