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i just realized my stock of garri is depleting.
that's not good oh. the bag used to be big and robust. now it's just limp. rationing begins.

@davidylan
i have a six month old.
when i keep my baby with others i am anxious, i sweat, i worry, i fret, i call a hundred times to check in. i guess your mind will never be at rest.
kudos to those corporate establishments that let you take your baby to work.

but i'm still going to be a guy in my next life. ive virtually had life sucked out of me just being a mother.

davidylan:
We on the other hand prefer inexperienced women.

speak for yourself bros.
but come oh, do you know how many brothers have been deluded into thinking that they disvirgined non-virgins?
the more they look, the less they see.  
these days you can be a virgin as many times as it pleases you.  

davidylan:
to do wetin?

it goes to show you what women have been forced to do in the name of pickin.how can one ever say work and babies in the same breathe? we actually have to take babies to work sometimes. its that bad. in my next life im gonna be a guy. free from all encumbrances.

davidylan:
i'm sure no one is disputing that.

apparently some havent heard that men can make it to the marriage bed undefiled. (like the initial poster i quoted) women have learnt to make do and even expect used products.  

that's the way you honor a woman boys!

remember the virginity of a woman is her dignity.

make that the "virginity of a person". high standards arent only for women to follow dear.

nyabinghi:
Why marry a skimpily dressed babe. They are likely to get attacked or embarrassed in public and that will do me no good.

who attacks them in public? quit playing. i see them stop traffic and get attended to first in establishments and yes the gold digging sluts get married first. guys just love having them on their arms.

@babyosisi

i volunteer to give you those marks. i am manually dexterous.
i doubt it requires much skill.

@kokoA
why must i convert to dollars dear?
even in nigerian terms that is a lot of money, so lets start there.

kokoA:
His parents were rich for god's sake! And he was in the private sector long before joining politics. Let the "poor" man be abeg.

see me see champs oh! are you his personal accountant? not many business men have that kind of money besides when you declare your assets you are opening yourself up for questioning (like it should rightly be!)
you seem to be able to vouch for him with your life.

where did he get all that money ?
when he's leaving office, lets see if he'll declare his assets again.

my husband is a chronic arsenal freak so i support them too. if they lose a match he becomes sick.
if they win i can ask for anything i want and my wish will be granted. so its gunners for life!

davidylan:
when u dey deposit materials u no know say one day u will have to hold the result?

hehehe.
not only hold the result, na carry the result for back!

i see the boxing gloves are still on. blows, name calling and all. what a thread!
[s]quietly slinks out to avoid stray bullets[/s].

osereka:
for u to open your mouth and tell your husband to carry the baby on his back, is a stupid talk. what do u mean self? is he a nanny?. what is wrong with wives of nowadays self? imagine?
if na me u try like that, u for know say khaki no be leather. is not that I don't play with my kids or even back them at times, but my wife can never take the gentlility of a tiger for cowardice.

im sure a woman doesnt climb on top of herself and get pregnant. if the woman who is the weaker vessel can carry a baby who weighs the size of a small bag of salt on her back why cant the man? african men's arguments i cannot understand atimes.

and by the way, carrying the baby on the back or in front doesn't make heaven fall. just carry your pickin.

people who think they have hit jack pot when they are over paid should remember that it is another poor soul's job at stake. that teller will have to cough out every penny , maybe get fired. he could have a family, a baby on the way? kids? its sooo not worth the crap you'll spend that money on.

it is the woman's mother who comes around to help not the guy's mother.
after all when a wife's mother arrives , it is to help her daughter who has given birth.
husband's mother comes with the intention to help but ends up strutting around 'her son's house' checking for dust!

kilode se:
ma guy u don't need anything to relocate to Nigeria. just come

hehehehe. come as you are!

the day i quit my job to work for myself will be the happiest day of my life. my job has me so stressed that my hair's falling out.  i have a little international business on the side but i am planning towards laying down full time on the beach eating something sweet and sticky watching the waves and not giving a hoot about how many hours are in the day. 

to anyone wanting to start a business. do it. do your homework well.the first few years will be the hardest. but then will come the big break. 
true. guys back home may not run the business with as much passion. dont let that deter you. find someone you can trust and pay them well. no one works for free!

babadee:
-That popping sound some people make when chewing gum, damn!!! it totally spoils my hr because it sorts of echoes in my head.

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met a girl in a bank once. she was popping her gum and i swear it sounded like gun shots!
i dont get it. is the gum that tasty, or is it hot? or do they want attention? someone tell me why they do that.

olutomiwa:
very simple,make you just dey say I WANNA, I GONNA, MEN, MOTHER FUCKER,BITCH, [b]NIGGER AND Bleep YOU EVERY DAY,[/b]within one month you go sabi american accent like me

you sound like this? im sorry for you!

didnt say the male crotch was dirty.
they just dont have to have their hands in their pants all day.all night. everytime. while sitting on their verandahs, while entertaining visitors in the living room etc. are they scared the 'thing' is going to disappear?
i dont get it. and they dont wash their hands often. then they want to shake me? no sir!
i carry purrell in my bag always. and no im not a germophobe. i just know where those hands have been.

i believe marriage is sacred. but i realize im in the minority.

kenflipper:
*HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH HIM??, IF YOU HAVENT, TRY AND IF You DO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FROM OTHER GIRLS HOW You DO IT WILL BE UP TO UR INSTINCT.

since when did giving a man sex make him fall in love with you?

i have a 6 month old.

aik.mamah:
make una forget all these una Yankee yarns. we dey naija and once naija blood dey flow 4 your body na im be say once your pass that kain age limit and u never get hooked then i say it again; na self-consolation gaskia
which one be say woman go dey e go tell me say e see man marry but e no wan marry. o boy na craze world be that now.
if u no c at all marry we can un'satand with u because we know say me plenty pass women (no be we fault) but say u c u no want; na im be say u dey possessed
i rest my case

what case?

i hate when guys eternally have their hands in their boxers on their crotches.
they do in the living room in front of visitors. its just reflex that they always have their hands down there. as i result i never shake hands with guys, i never let them touch me. (i know where their hands have been!)

can i officially declare this thread closed?
the arguments have gone way off course and have igbos in the blue corner and yorubas in the red corner now.
[s]and how did circumcision enter this thread biko? [/s]

i'll give anything for aya. it was an addiction. my friends thought i was an aboki proper. i loved it.

while waiting for the big break in acting, i believe you can do something else to earn your bread.