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is there even a best? there are so many great scents out there.

lucida_ng:
my case is really amazing, i have proposed twice @ two different ocassions, two different spots to the same lady, the second one was more to reinforce my locve for her,

first instance: over the phone, felt it wasnt romantic enough, sent her like 50 love text messages and she was like, what's happening here and i poppoed the question,

second instance: at eko hotel meridien, lovely outing for lunch, afterwards we went chilling by the pool side, she looked really pretty in her new dress and new hair do, really loved her perfume,
as a guy man, me i still look good too,
anyway, i sang äfrican queen" for her, at least she was the queen of my life,
told her i wanted to spend the rest of my life with her,
pulled out a rose flower and popped the word once again,
this time around she really liked the surprise,
i was really glad, because she means the world to me,

right now we are planning the marriage stuff, u would agree with me that it takes a lot of planning,
please wish us well.
i really love her

finally a nigerian man that is romantic. how sweet.

lysaa:
iight, one time in edo state, b side to be precised, a naked woman was found clinging on to high tension wire, when she was asked how she got there, she said she was flying but her fuel got finished on the way, thats how. meanwhile she was still high up there answering all the questions and wasn't having any electric shock from it.lol. its strange when u see such things tho but they don't move me. They are just distractions i ignore like a fly.

roflmao. she wasn't getting any electric shocks? that's funny.

@ Tonim
     i took precious time out the last time to let you know why i thought  you are in no place to judge me. you keep singing on and on like a mantra about my motherhood. people would be misled to believe that you know me personally.(which you dont!)  i really dont fall for feuds on threads but when the post is directed at my person then i feel its necessary to respond. i would have let it go but now you want to involve my role as a mother?

in my posts to you i have never been abusive. just trying to let you know that you dont know me like that. you dont even know me at all.

while on nairaland its ok to disagree. debates get heated. really heated. horns lock. but as long as you are thrashing out the topic, thats fine.its nothing personal. should never be anything personal and should never be taken personal. but its not ok when one party diverts and starts attacking anothers character and being judgemental. that is pushing the limits.

you have descended to calling me someone from the gutter.you have called me every name in the book. lacking hometraining, un ladylike, abrasive, not being a good role model for my kid, and everything in between. you have got to be kidding me! are you for real?  are you always this quick with your judgements? what was in that post that warranted this avalanche?    your attitude doesnt show you as having the virtues which you are preaching about at all. not at all!


do you sum people you dont know and have never met up and start giving unsolicited advice? do you usually try to hit below the belt just for fun?  i had to go through some of your posts on nairaland and sister you are in no way shape or form in the position to throw stones. do you always pick faults and judge others so harshly? you really do seem quick to judge and draw inferences. you know nothing about me and my child. you have harped repeatedly on and on in all your posts about setting a good example and blah blah.
like i said before you dont know me. you can object to my post.seriously thats fine by me. just leave my motherhood out of it. quit harping on it. we have never met and probably will never meet. and oh,drawing your inferences on the internet is big time folly.
@gnature. my post came after yours but i wasnt directing it at you. just so you know.
@Amigoz
the kid is doing just fine.thank you.  i apologize again. dont even know how this discussion came about.

spoilt:
what difference does it make? carry her, hold her,back her, just take care of the damn baby without making a fuss. 

@ tonim
first of all. this is my unaltered original post which you cant seem to get over.
i believe i used a strikethrough on one of the words in question. but you edited that for your own purpose. and you made them bolder to emphasize words which werent emphasized. and please what is wrong with the word fuss that it upsets you so much?

this simple post which you have exaggerated and made bigger than life has caused you for whatever reason to start blabbing and mouthing off about me not being a role model for my child and me not acting like a mother and me claiming to be a mother and me supposedly being a mother and all kinds of yakkity yak imaginable.

in trying to object to my post you have used even worse language .just disguising it as advice. unsolicited advice.

i said i wasnt going to get into a confrontation with you. i honestly wasnt. but how did this thread divert from a man carrying his baby anyhow he wanted as long as he was carrying her to start questioning my motherhood skills and telling me to be a good example for my kid and telling me i lacked home training and good up bringing,telling me how i dont conduct myself in a respectful manner and how i was abrasive and uncultured like a lot of girls on nairaland and how i was from the gutters and all kinds of unwarranted judgements? how did all this bogus talk even come in? ontop this simple post?

the irony of all this is that you dont even know me from adam.or eve for that matter. how is it even possible to come to all these conclusions?

i believe many had posted after me and saw the humor i was trying to put across. it obviously eluded you and you decided to latch on it and pick a fight. are you one of those who arent happy on a thread unless a feud starts? obviously!

in trying to object to my post, you have gone over and beyond your limits and have crossed the line.
i dont know who you are and not that i care but you keep hammering on how truth must be told? what truth? the truth only you sees ? would you know truth if it came and smacked you in the face?

lastly you dont know what my family life is like. you just dont have a clue what i do in my home or what goes on in my home. you just dont know. sitting at your computer, passing judgements and making accusations and drawing weak conclusions. questioning someones parenting skills or example is a sensitive matter . and i would advice you that next time you leave it alone. leave it alone. especially as you dont know the person in question. as to advicing me to start acting like a role model for my child. i would tell you that you shouldnt give advice about what you know nothing about.
i would advice you to leave my mothering skills alone and quit disrupting the thread. you've made it clear you didnt like my post. its ok with me. seriously it is. just leave my motherhood out of this. how did it even come in? i beg you with everything you hold sacred. you dont know me. you only know what you think you do. which seriously is abstract.

i wasnt going to respond to you anymore but i couldnt let you go on mouthing off. (you probably wont stop!)

@ original poster. im sorry for the diversion to your thread. i really am.

bodsibobo:
Meeeeeeen,

Can you guys believe that I have been seeing this topic on Nairaland and never opened it until yesterday.

I actually read all the contributions one-by-one, I don nearly die of laughter.

This is the most interesting thread ever to be posted on Nairaland. I have never laughed like this in my life. In fact people in my office no just understand wether I don dey craze.

Under seas ko, Under moon ni.

me too. i laughed so hard they thought i was crazy! we nigerians will believe anything!

from tribal marks, to circumcision to naming ceremonies, to christenings,  to cancer reasearch and scientists.
the plot thickens!

off to pop some corn. what a thread!  

@ tonim
 if you don't like something or anything i post on nairaland. you are more than entitled to say so .afterall wouldnt it be more than absurd if we all agreed? but  bringing in "someone who calls herself a mother ' or "this is someone who claims to be a mother" is taking it some where else. i don't recall ever discussing my motherhood personally with you. i don't even know you. like you don't know me.( thank goodness)

often times on nairaland we have self righteous people trying to object to a post and who end up using even stronger words than the initial post they were trying to object to.

all this lack of hometraining and gutter talk and unladylike nonsense you are stirring up is uncalled for. i sense you are quick with your tongue and want to fight. go to the yoruba tribal marks thread. its happening there. join them.
this is my last post to you and my last visit to this thread because seriously i already told you im not playing this game with you.

@ madam tonim
i see you put emphasis on words i didnt put emphasis on in my original post. quit doctoring my posts for me and trying to make them bigger than what they really are. its quite obvious you arent endowed with any dry wit to call your own if the humor eluded you. Also im very sure you dont want to leave the matter of discussion at hand and make this thread about my alleged motherhood. seriously, i wont play that game with you. if you want to trade words go to the tribal marks thread. you can froth there.

i must say that i am dissapointed at the way this thread is continually degenerating into cheap name calling and down right ignorant posts. i am even more disappointed at some of the people who should know better rather than carry on with this purposeless feud. in as much as i like matters brought to the table to be tackled and looked at from different angles this thread has strayed beyond the boundaries of common sense.
right now i dont even know why seun hasn't locked this thread. seriously you guys should spare us the bad behaviour. i dont think i can take any more. this is getting down right ridiculous.

propose ke?
loverboy just started telling everyone i was his wife from the first date.
yep. im that stunning!

you can get as many tattoos as you want. no biggie!
but be wise and have them in a concealable place for when you need to dress professional. too many judgemental people out there.

Freewilly:
Somebody is really taking this thread personal . Is there a doctor in the house.

a doctor does need to come here. temperatures are climbing.

hehehehe.
demonstrate a free kick ke? that's hecka funny. all these arm chair analysts sef. they are as unathletic as ever but will use mouth only to play the whole game.

no. world cup time the baby is mine.
but half time im handing the baby right back. he can analyse while holding the kid.

i went to a public school and look how i turned out! often times it's not just the school you should depend on. when the kids get home they still have to do homework under your watchful eye. its what you teach them at home that is the 'jara' they need.

what difference does it make? carry her, hold her,back her, just take care of the damn baby without making a fuss.

i only speak one language
i am obsessed with murder mysteries
i am married to a younger man.
i am addicted to coca cola.
i have my husband's name tatooed on my body.

babyosisi:
chei lol
You people should have recruited her services to fly to the staffroom and fish out the exam questions

babyosisi you no well. you have me laughing so hard i woke my baby up. take your time.
we should have used her powers to our advantage. maybe to fly into the dining hall and steal food for us. (we were always hungry) that would have been freaking genius.
but then i was so terrified of her. i used to sleep with my eyes open waiting for her to come for me.  

Naija*gal:
na true sef,davidylan u b virgin?

hehehehe! that would be the day!

i must have been as high as a kite. there's no other explanation.

they are still fighting here.  
my hand no dey oh! im out.

i went to an all girls high school too and there was a notorious witch in my room. i kid you not, some of the things i saw in that room at night defy all logic. but when i think of them now i dont know what to make of them. she used to fly.  

also heard that another student would always uproot her head from her neck and spend the night braiding her own head on her laps untill she was caught. bizarre!

babyosisi:
speaking of mammy water,did you go to an all girls boarding school and did you witness girls that were mammy water demon possesed?
Some real scary things I observed,some nights we couldn't sleep when these demons decided nobody would sleep.
These girls roared,gyrated and spoke to beings only visible to them.
Difficult for young minds to comprehend

babyosisi
are you sure they werent just suffering from menstrual cramps or constipation?

i once heard crossed eyes were caused by demons.  
it amused me cos my bunkmate at the time in school had crossed eyes and she definitely wasnt possessed.
nigerians are so demon concious. so many things are attributed to demons. i tire oh!

ive had braids for the greater part of my life and im not possessed in anyway.
i think it was a ploy by barbers to spoil business for hair braiders.

i remember that. they say the braids is trying to imitate mammy water's hair do. that word mammy water is so nigerian!

this thread is hysterical. i remember them saying that there's a huge beauty industy under the bar beach. hehehehe.  do they have half year sales there too?   i bet if they did women would plunge in to buy at 50-60% off prices!!!  the cost of good makeup is getting more exhorbitant i tell you.  
the longer i live over here the more ridiculous those stories sound. im too tired from working at my job and paying bills to make sense of the spiritual allegations.