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@ zimba

kpele. God sees.

from my observation american women are bigger than nigerian women.
forget the svelte women they show us on tv. so recruit women from america.

hehehehehehehe!
what are you? ten?

nice pics but what about the slums that start a few kilometers from the city?

bikinis are kinda revealing i will admit.
i go to the beach and i cringe. booty! there's clapping cheeks everywhere.
bulging tummies and dimpled butts. have they even considered one piece suits?

ZuluNation:
When I wear boxers it's like my penis is all over the place.

blushing to the roots of my hair.

you can insist on a female doctor. a vaginal exam is one of the most embarrasing exams on the face of the earth.
[s]what does a man know about a vagina aside what he reads in his textbook[/s]?

what are we supposed to answer with?

macgozy:
TUFIAKWA, MBA, ARU, CHUKWU AJU, HOW CAN MY WIFE WHICH I SPENT CLOSE TO N1 MILL TO BUY WILL COME TO MY HOUSE AND BEAR HER LINEAGE NAME. NOT POSSIBLE

A SLAVE IS ALWAYS A SLAVE

excuse me but if a man buys a woman then he must be desperate.
and those of you men who scream the most about brideprice are always the one who "sell" their daughters for more.

i have a collection of bikinis. i go to the stores and head for the bikini rack. but i dont wear them. i modelled one of them for my husband at home. he told me i looked cute but in his eyes i could see he didnt want me to wear it out.

@poster
i feel your pain. i used to be painfully shy. it limits you and takes away life's simple joys. one thing i learnt is to confront those things that scare you the most head on.
practice in front of the mirror and of course prepare your notes beforehand. no one says you cant read from your notes. that will make speaking easier. and even if there's a hurricane going on inside you, act like you own the earth on the outside. good luck. and please dont quit your job aiight?

ccaramel:
I like all the awws and ahhs bi-racial kids get,

not always awws and ahhs. just so you know.
but thats fodder for another thread!
but i do agree. they are cute.

for my older brother i light a candle.
you were taken in your prime leaving us all so painfully miserable.
i still walk around with a peppery feeling in my chest. the pain never goes away. time has just made it more bearable.
i love you. always will.

MILITIA:
@Orimili
I can tell you went to "typing" school? Did you learn any short hand? You did not add anything new to what nl pipo have been drilling into our thick skulls! Just relax babe! Aint no one competing with you!

i believe orimili is male.

The message here is that no matter what you are passing through in your marriage, you have no excuse to want to leave your spouse. You are in thesame boat and you've got to swim or sink together if that boat capsizes. Except you're not married to that man/woman, you cannot leave him/her.

@ ono
i do not completely agree with your post. physical violence is a deal breaker. your mum got lucky because your papa got 'saved' and the beatings ended. women are fragile and there's so much the human body can take. he could have hit her and like a bad dream she could have died! and she wouldnt have been the first woman to have died while trying to "make a marriage work". i like to think of myself as long suffering. but i can only make my marriage work if i am alive to work at it.
you see what i mean?

@orimili
please keep your virginity. good for you!

Aproko:
@ nferyn,

ehm who is that holding Aicha's hand while they were dancing?

hope you have a dog already!!! because i don't want any young man(no matter how young) near my Aicha just yet!!

excuse me sis but did you say your aicha? are you nervous because she's holding hands with a fellow class mate?  have you paid her bride price on behalf of your son? is she bethrothed to him? 
cool down.  . aicha seems to have a lot of admirers. whoever wants aicha has to prove they have excelled in their chosen field to be deemed worthy to pluck that beautiful flower from nferyn's compound. 
right nferyn? 

vigasimple:
Reading between the lines, I think the woman may be arrogant or make an issue out of earning more than him. There are lot of naija womaen that would do that, they will even ended up having disrespect for the man.

dont assume.
why do people always think that because a woman earns more she'll become arrogant? let men deal with their ego issues. because your woman earns more doesnt mean the world is coming to an end. it shouldn't make you shrivel up and die inside. try working harder and making more money instead of getting all whiney. hate when guys do that.

debosky:
Dear ma

with reference to your post number 481 on the garri smoking thread, I hereby tender my application for garri supply.
I am an avid garri consumer, but due to my sojourn outside the borders of the homeland, I have been experiencing a
very painful shortage of correct smokable garri. I would be most grateful if my application is accepted. please ma don't
delay, I don't know how long i can continue without garri. my sanity is at stake.

tanks for your assistance

signed

Debosky

trust you to put in an application. you must need the gaff badly. your application is under consideration. but where is the cover letter?

if she was so sterling in character and morals how come she hasnt been snagged up a long time ago? just curious.