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rabdeluxe: Thanks for your response. Investor I mean. Firstly we are looking for someone who will pay the renewal fees of 50 Million. The capacity is 100,000MT but can be expanded to 250,000MT or more. Reply to alalaloilandgas@yahoo.com if You got more questions.

Dem don come again.

Havilah93: There are many ways to burn calories, an average sized human will burn about 2400 Calories per day without doing any exercise. Below are the funniest, most bizarre ways of losing calories. The results are based on an average 150 pound human.

1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

2. Laughing for 10 minutes can make you loose between 20 and 40 Calories.

3. You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.

5. On average, brushing your teeth for three minutes will burn 10 Calories.

6. Pushing a shopping trolley up the aisles for half an hour will burn over 100 Calories, this number increases with the amount you put in your trolley and the heavier it gets.

7. One hour spent sitting in front of the TV burns around 65 Calories.

8. Smoking a cigarette burns roughly 10 Calories.

9. Dancing on a Dance Mat for 10 minutes will burn 50-60 Calories.

10. Hugging for one hour can burn 70 Calories.

11. If you whip your head back and forth to Willow Smiths song, you will burn up to 50 Calories, depending on how crazy you go.

12. A one minute kiss can burn between 2 and 4 Calories,
depending on how intimate it is.

13. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to
pavement.

14. You burn more calories than you consume when you eat celery.

15. On average, if you walk your dog for 30 minutes, you
burn 100 Calories.

16. You burn more calories sitting in the cold, than heat.

17. Chewing gum burns 11 Calories per hour.

18. You can burn up to 350 more Calories per day if you fidget, rather than someone who remains stationary.

19. Missing a night of sleepcauses the body to burn about an extra 161 calories.

20. Constant texting can burn 40 Calories per hour

A bottle of coke will probably make nonsense of all this.

steve_cantrell: You see deceit of my white cousins ?
They can play with hiv to the extent that they can genetically alter it to any purpose they want but there is still no cure

Who is fooling who ?

So all the vaccines you were given as a child against measles and the rest are made from what? Try and read and get some information without displaying such unbridled ignorance. That is why the black man is always thinking like a cave man. They don't read, they make no attempt to study things around them. It is only to abuse what the white man has given us like mobile phones (making calls in church or while driving, etc) that we are good at.

At first I thought I was reading about omo baba olowo!

Imagine this boy disgracing his parents with such uncouth behaviour! Obviously this boy has been spoilt and obviously has no manners!

God, please save us from these people. Ah ah. This is too much.

Confirm all your cash before you leave the counter. Common sense which unfortunately, does not seem to be so common.

This bastard should be rotting away on Robben Island.

baby_123: You dont even need to analyse this deeply. You can tell when someone is lying. And in this case, Oyedepo is clearly lying. I wonder who gave him money? He should sha make sure he gives at least 10 students free scholarship every year from his church. They deserve it. They paid for the school.

What evidence do you have to back up this ridiculous claim of yours? I believe you went to school, so drop us three piecs of evidence to show he is "clearly lying".

The issue with many Nigerians is that they bother themselves with irrelevant stuff. Covenant University was not built with tithes and offerings.

As at June 2009 when ASUU was trying to get the government to honour their 2001 agreement, Covenant University was paying Professors N13million per annum. I am not sure any university in Nigeria pays salaries to the degree CU pays. Not to talk of amenities, etc.

Bishop Oyedepo has many income sources he will never come out to say and he is not obliged to explain to anybody. I know a year he received so many car gifts that they were eventually auctioned to church members because they were too many.

God's blessings cannot be quantified in Naira and Kobo and certainly not by the workings and calculations of mere mortals like us.

Reproduce the pictures and paste it all over the church and around that area. Also paste the pictures all over the computer village.

fellis: Your reasons do not make sense especially the facial hair part because men having facial hair is a sign of their not being as evolutionarily advanced as women (men are inferior in terms of evolution).
Just admit that you think women are inferior because the bible says so.

The bible did not say women are inferior. A weaker vessel is not an "inferior" vessel. For instance, a PVC pipe is not as strong as a steel pipe, but can you use steel to make water pipes? The answer is NO.

Gender equality is a misnomer because men and women can never be equal. They are complimentary. Just as you need positive and negative to produce electricity, you cannot have positive alone or negative alone producing electricity.

It is about giving women the opportunities to be something in life just like the men, so that the level of complement will be enhanced. It is not men taking over women's roles and women taking over men's roles, but rather empowering the woman for her to be able to fulfill her roles to a higher degree. That is what "gender equality" is all about.

Shegbe: Wait o why d plenty ranting sef? Shey I beg anybody money 2 pay shiloh sacrifice? Abi you hear say I broke after shiloh sacrifice? If you decide to worship ogun, dats ur business, if I decide 2 worship a man its my business. Why taking panadol 4 headache dats not urs. For all those who are abusing the bishop & showing their grammatical prowess here, try it on those who stole billions in the name of petroleum subsidy, try it on those who crippled our rifineries, channel it to those who have vowed not 2 see the power sector work, those who receive monies for contracts dey will neva execute (Benin/Ore road inclusive). Dis man has done absolutely nothing wrong, critics are only wasting dia time. The ones wen nor let us hear word yesterday about oyedepo dis & oyedepo dat, where are dey 2day?

My brother please help me tell them.

People again just arguing nonsense. If you have doubts, why not ask anyone who Bishop has ever approached for money to come out?

I got married with my salary contributing less than 8% of my wedding expense. When God is feeding you from HIS OWN GARDEN, you will know and be a wonder to many!

pazienza: Somebody made mention of how shiloh testimonies are always materialistic,and you jumped in trying to explain to the house how important material things like money are,thats what brought about the forbes list,as money is the best way of measuring material things. With the forbes list,we saw that the most blessed people materially on earth are not shiloh fans.

Vinny Pazienza (forgive me, I love boxing and that guy was one of my favourite boxers. I know some people will attack me for my love of combat sports),

Money is a way of measuring material things, but the real test in terms of monetary success is not how much of it you have, but your ability to reproduce money on demand legally. That is why many of these Forbes billionaires are living on borrowed time because their wealth is in stocks, and if anything tanks the price of those stocks, they will be blown away like the wind.

This is where Dangote and Carlos Slim are far ahead of others: they have companies that sell tangible products and services people use everyday.

Besides, God made it very clear thay every human being must work to eat. Work can NEVER be removed from the equation. So I am not an advocate of just getting anointing for wealth: it must be exercised in work to translate it to wealth.

Wealth has principles. Giving is one of them. Work is another. GOD HIMSELF WORKS! He is the busiest person of all. SO do not mix up my statements. But the fact remains that some people cannot make a success of life no matter how hard they work due to spiritual blockade. We are Africans and we know how these things work. This is where events like Shiloh come in handy to help such people.

Personally, I have no money problems, but I could do with more of it because I have things I would like to do for humanity. Everytime I go to my village, or visit some places in PH and the North, and I see children and women begging, it makes me want to cry. One day in Asokoro, a guy who is my age mate came to me for help. A look at him told me this dude had not eaten for probably 2 days. I gave him money but I will like to go more than this.

I have a business which employs 15 people currently. I want to employ 1,000 people and pay them living wages so that they too can help their families. I have some projects I want to implement that will reduce poverty in Nigeria but I cannot approach my politician friends about them because they will hijack them for political and personal gain. These are things that bother me and when I go to Shiloh, I ask God to help me with the wisdom, contacts and finance necessary for such things. That is my level of operation now because by God's grace, I am personally ok financially.

But there are people who have very special needs. Some have done business and lost money several times. Such things are not ordinary and when they come to Shiloh to ask God to stir the waters as an angel used to do at Bethsaida, we have no right to label such a program as a scam.

Most of us on Nairaland have good jobs and earn enough money, so we are very far away from the reality of many Nigerians. Winners Chapel's charity work is beyond what many can imagine. The church does not publicise it and never will.

So if your life is good, thank God because we could easily have been like any of the other people with problems who come to Shiloh for help from God.

ehie: what is stu..pid about the post?that atheists ,"pagans" and muslims are the worlds richest and no amount of shiloh can change that fact?

If your idea of success is measured by how much money is in your bank account, then you are indeed very miserable. Those kinds of people will commit suicide if their stocks collapse. Many billionaires were wiped out by the global financial crisis of 2008. I hope you know that. Even Bill Gates was worth $95billion in 1999. Half that wealth has disappeared in 13 years.

Where is Björgólfur Guðmundsson today? He was TOTALLY WIPED OUT.

Where is Oleg Deripaska? Once the world's 9th richest man with a net worth of $28billion (even richer than Roman Abramovich)?

Anil Ambani lost $30billion in bad investments in 2008. Tell me about Luis Portillo. Once worth $1.2billion, now has only $15million and dropping fast.

You want to "school" me about the Forbes list? I will school you about how unstable money is.

pazienza: He is trying toshow you that the most successful men on the planet are not xtians neither are they shiloh fans. *laughs*

Did you read the post I made she was responding to? And we wonder why people fail exams because they make statements which are off point!

Who says you must attend Shiloh to be successful? Shiloh is not for money making. It is for an encounter. And of course there are people who need solutions for their problems and it is at Shiloh they get such. Other churches have similar programs.

Many of us are very fortunate not to have the kinds of issues some people have. Sp who are we to criticize?

Bibol: I think Winners members on this forum need to understand that you cannot force your opinions and beliefs on people who don't want it. I've been attending Shiloh since Tuesday, though not a member of the church, but to meet with God. No need to hurl insults at anyone, its not a good way to evangelize or draw people to Christ. Rather, pray that God helps their unbelief. Comments from some people here just makes you wonder whether they are believers. God can touch anyone at anytime without you defending him or his servants because he's self sufficient. God bless us.

No one is here to force beliefs. But people should not go around attacking other people's faith, beliefs and mocking things they believe in. I am not a muslim but have NEVER attacked muslims here, have never attacked Catholics and will never do so.

Pastor Kun: All these vacant un verifiable claims of healing in winner's chapel yet Oledepo and all the other pentecostal leaders in Nigeria(including their Oga Adeboye) could not get healing for Oledepo's wife thru their 'prayers' and she had to be flown abroad and hospitalised for six months before she got better. If Oyedepo and Adeboye combined could not heal Faith Oyedepo of ordinary stroke why should we believe 'lesser' mortals can be healed of AIDS or SS anaemia in the shiloh charade. The only thing certain in shiloh is that Oledepo would make a lot of money.

I think they are tested and they have to present results before being allowed to testify about it. My wife was once healed and I have all the scans and test results in my house to prove it. Besides she has not had any of the symptoms of that ailment she used to have for four years now, and I feel it financially because the money I used to spend on it is now being used on other things.

God is the Healer: the men of God are channels, so your "If Oyedepo and Adeboye combined could not heal..." stuff is wrong. "Pastor" Kun should know this better than some of us.

christemmbassey: i've attended and even baptized in Winers but they never told us that christians are permited to have girl friends or boyfriend, pls stop embarasing christhans with ur babyisih canal posts, go back to beginers class, plz some one help lead him to Christ for he is nnt a christian.

Are you married? Do wives drop from heaven? Or do you have to meet a girl and court her before marriage? You think everyone has sex with their girlfriends before marriage?

You are a child and it is you who needs to have his eyes and ears opened. How can you say Christians are not permitted to have a girlfriend or boyfriend? You are permitted to have one for the purpose of courtship before marriage but the bed should remain undefiled. You are not allowed to have sex until marriage.

I don't know what they teach you in your church. I have been married for many years. You are not in a position to teach me about relationships, sex, love and marriage.

ehie: So if you dont believe in Daddy Oyedepo,you will eventually pay ur children school fees with sand,let me school you..
The World's Billionaires

[b] 1. Worth: $66 B
Age: 56
Name: Bill Gates, US Philanthropist and founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation...Atheist

2. Warren Buffett

$46 B
Age: 82
Billionaire Warren Buffett, CEO and chairman of investment company Berkshire Hathaway...Atheist

3. Larry Ellison
Net Worth $41 B ...Atheist



4. Charles Koch

CEO, Koch Industries, Inc.
Age: 77
Source of Wealth: diversified

$31 billion


5 David Koch


Executive Vice President, Koch Industries, Inc.
Age: 72

31 Billion Dollars

Atheist


Sheldon Adelson
Net Worth $20.5 B As of September 2012

Chairman and CEO, Las Vegas Sands
Age: 79
Source of Wealth: casinos, self-made
atheist


Mukesh Ambani



Chairman, Reliance Industries

Age: 55
Source of Wealth: petrochemicals, oil & gas
Residence: Mumbai, India
Country of Citizenship: India
Education: Drop Out, Stanford University; Bachelor of Science in Engineering, University of Bombay
Religion:Hindi

$64 Billion


Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
Net Worth $18 B


Source of Wealth: investments, self-made
Residence: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Country of Citizenship: Saudi Arabia
Education: Bachelor of Arts / Science, Menlo College; Master of Science, Syracuse University


Muslim




Mohammed Al Amoudi
Net Worth $12.5 B

ge: 67
Source of Wealth: oil, diversified, self-made
Residence: Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
Country of Citizenship: Saudi Arabia
Marital Status: Married
Children: 8
Muslim

Aliko Dangote
Net Worth $12 B As of November 2012


Age: 55
Source of Wealth: cement, sugar, flour, self-made
Residence: Lagos, Nigeria
Country of Citizenship: Nigeria
Education: Bachelor of Arts / Science, Al-Azhar University
Marital Status: Married
Children: 3
Muslim


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And the purpose of this stupid post is what? I knew of the Forbes list in 1994 when I was in the university. How old were you then? Who should be schooling who?

davidylan: I'm always amazed at how all the "miracles" from gatherings like this are 120% all about material "blessings".

When you start paying your children's school fees with sand, please tell us. People have real problems and they come to God for help, and He has answered. And yet you criticize that? Many of you here are wicked people and thank God He is not man.

If man be God, we for done die and we for don kpeme (remember that song?), because men are so wicked that when people with problems have received deliverance, some will come to analyse their deliverance and criticize it for being "material". I pray you don't find yourself in a problem without human solution. Then you will understand how "material" the deliverance of God is.

m.k.o2005:
I'm sory stagger but you should know that the ministry is of the lord and not of You !If you want to defend,do it politely,subtly and in a Godly manner as Christians do !Becos if you continue this way,you may end up destroying that which you intend to protect ! Jesus loves them,loves you and loves me as well but frowns at some of those ill character of ours ! Don't worry,God will help you in the area where you are weak as HE is currently doing form me at the moment. Just pray as i also join you in prayers !
God bless us

There was a time Jesus had to make a whip to drive out the money-changers in church to fulfill the scripture that said: "the zeal of the Lord has consumed me.."

I will tell you a story. In my school, a girl went to visit her relation, a Christian in the hostel. The guy had travelled. One of the guys in that room, pretended to go and look for the guy in question, and instead came back with two of his confra family members. It was the girls screams as they attempted to rape her that brought our attention.

You see that Aluu beating that killed those 4 boys? We meted it out to those guys that day. As a Christian, I would ask you:

If that girl was your sister or your girlfriend, being actively r.aped and violated, what would be your "subtle, polite and Godly" manner of handling that situation at that time?

cyril83: I don't think diz man has anything,he's just a dreamer I know his type very well he's just an empty barrel dat makes loudest voice

The natural ambition of any man is to dominate. How did the terminology "church rat" come about? Because people associated Christians and the church with mediocrity and poverty. Now along comes someone who has challenged the mentality of the world system, and people hate him for it.

Thank God my eyes were opened long before now. So sorry for you but I am not one of those beaten-down people you see around. If you are wishing I am one of them, sorry for you. You don jam Zuma rock!

cyril83: did I hear you say difference? With all due respect plz don't jst attach or compare me with any one of the brainwashed soul, am a son of God who bliv in worshippin only him but no other one,truth will forever be told,this is d man i know vry much infact I cud possibly say d spirit of arrogant dwell right inside d heart of the living faith church itself,i only have fear for God not for a mere mortal

I prefer to be a brainwashed Winner than to be your kind of believer condemning men of God up and down. Hear it well and hear it now. At least, I am seeing the effect of "brainwashing" on my life and I prefer to be "brainwashed". You don't know my life story, you don't know where I am coming from, and you definitely do not know where I am going. God did not ask you for permission before creating me, and I certainly did not ask your permission to join the Winners family. I WAS ONE OF THOSE WHO USED TO MAKE MOCKERY OF WINNERS, THE MANTLE AND THE ANOINTING OIL. But in the days of my affliction years ago, God opened my eyes and today I am partaking of the things I used to mock with clear proof.

How can you explain my father recovering from a terminal ailment that medical science pronounced as a sure death sentence, after the prayer and use of the mantle, the very object I used to mock in my school days?

Some of you think we joined Winners to make money. I have been on the other side, tasted it and lived it. So if you think I am brainwashed, well, I prefer to be brainwashed than to go back again to those days of ignorance.

teetee123: Mr Stagger, there is no difference between you and your opposing side. Your statements are not of a genuine winner. You are tarnishing the image of the ministry you are trying to defend with the use of unfriendly and vulgar words.
Your statements shows a proud person yet to be broken. If u are indeed a winner, u represent badly.
Are u really following Shiloh? If u have been following what of the warning to stay focused. Did you listen to Mrs. Oyedepo message yesterday. Where are the fruits of the spirit. Please answer with maturity or just ignore the comments. Oyedepo is the most abused pastor around here but u never see him replying anybody. A word is enough for a wise.

You don't know me. So your opinion or whatever you have formed of me does not matter to me. I like every human being know where I have problems in my character and I do not deny them and every day I ask God to smooth out the rough edges. But if anyone attacks my beliefs and that of the ministry where I have decided to build my spiritual base, it is my responsibility to defend it.

cyril83: where in abuja...kubwa shey? We don't see people like you when the issues of helping people wit cash arise on diz forum @least we have done that several times here on this forum and names of contributors were pasted so I cudnt rememba seen ur name,tell me u do participate and i will send you all d links to view the sensible and Godfearing nairalanders who normally contributed and not hungry pastors worshipper like you...stop making mouth kubwa na sti abuja

I have never contributed to any of the TeHN projects and I will never do so. I do not owe you or anybody here any explanation.

Let us even assume that my office is in Kubwa. Do you know there are millionaires there? I can take you to one who is very active in PDP politics in the South East who lives there and was given an LPFO contract by the petroleum ministry last year. I can even take you to another friend of mine from Kano, an Alhaji who made millions under Abacha and who has a house in Mararaba area, just after Pleasure Travels.

I even know the Hajia who owns the former AP now turned Conoil on the Nyanya-Keffi road who is a big time oil tycoon. If I take you around, you will be like a stupid mumu goat wey never see grass chop for ages.

Only a dead dolt fool like you will tie location to money in the pocket. It shows you are not a businessman and you are one of the hungry "contractors" carrying files about from one ministry to another. I will take you to offices in town that have closed down because they have no money to pay the N80,000 to N100,000 per square feet rent charged in places like Ceddi Plaza and other plazas.

Where I am, what I have touched and who I know, you can NEVER imagine. I was in the celebration party held for our current President in the house of serving Senator Emma Paulker. Nasir El-Rufai was in that gathering and we had a great time together. That was in 2006.

My guy, do not try me at all because if you know me and who I am and who I know in this town called Abuja, you will not even open your mouth here to talk to me. With all sense of modesty, I can tell you that you and I are not in the same class. And with the double portion anointing coming on us at Shiloh 2012, you will hear more of Stagger in 2013.

cyril83: have gone thru all your post here,no one make brain instead of giving a proper explanation u were busy fumbling of what you r not capable of doing defo u must be a kid who do usher or choir things in ur shameless church...grow up and stop fighting for ur demi god

it is u who has a demi god. I pay people like you salary every month. Come to my office in Abuja let me give you chop money for xmas. Hungry man!

cyril83: mumu spiting jargons....the fact is you are one of the brainwashed fellow...how much is 300k ur boasting of, that really showd the level of abject poverty in ur lyf.

Your brain is non-functional, hence you cannot even comprehend my post. Since this year have you made up to N300,000?

FrontPageLawyer: And what does the Bible say about only God can judge? Apparently you're also a candidate of hell for you have condemned your neighbor.

If you catch your wife naked with another man in bed in a hotel, I guess we should let God come down and try to explain that perhaps, they were doing an experiment on heat transfer from a male skin to another, right?