₦airaland Forum

As if it is only Nigerians whose hands have been amputated in Saudi Arabia.

Stupid club led by a stupid man, followed by even more stupid fans.

You need to see them in my area yesterday. The section where they sit was as cold as ice water. After the 3rd goal, they all turned to ice block!

This is why I like my Man U. A structured club where a clearly thought out plan on how to win trophies is in place. Not one stupid man throwing his money around like a goat.

I thought I was the only one who noticed this trend. A real turn-off.

Those World Wrestling Federation moves:

Remember applying the figure 4 leg lock popularized by Buddy Rogers and Ric Flair, or the spike piledriver we used to attempt. If only we knew how dangerous those moves were (Owen Hart nearly paralyzed Stonecold Steve Austin with a botched piledriver in 1997).

Imagine Hassan Kukah wey dey collect brown envelope from government for years making noise. Why can't he tell the government people that are always giving him money to buy him aricraft?

musKeeto: Were you there?

Mister, answer the question!

I don't even know how you passed English. Can't spell or answer simple question.

musKeeto: Would you say the same of Oledepo, your spiritual father? And I thought you'd tone down your lies a bit...

Please name one panel where Bishop OYEDEPO (since you cannot spell a simple name) has served, and when he was last in Aso Rock except to tell Yar'Adua that his time was up and he needed quit and cede power to GEJ.

And if you notice, I was commenting on someone's post but you just had to go to Bishop. Every time you guys mention his name even in unrelated matters, you give him so much attention and make him more famous.

informatix: As a Muslim i will Advice to go for Rev. father Hassan Kukah's Church. Rev. kukah doesnt even want richer members to pay morethan other members so d. richer dont feel they are closer to God for given more Tithe. Kukah have never touched Private Jet with his hands never know d road to Aso Villa doesnt know the Dollar exchange rate doesnt know what a Domicilary account is.

So he has never collected brown envelopes for all the government panels he has served in? Who said he doesn't know the road to Aso Rock? Under Abacha and Abdulsalam Abubakar, are you saying he never went to Aso Rock even once?

My pastors don't even have my phone number talk less of the way to my house. I want to ask the OP what business he had with the pastor in question that the discussion came up.

Anyone who is a true Christian that has learnt from years of teaching how to defeat the devil and live by God's word (especially by buying Christian books) will have no need for going to see a pastor, let alone the issue of money coming up.

Some of you set yourselves up for such things because you are spiritually EMPTY: making yourself a constant prayer project instead of being the answer to people's prayers.

Most pastors in my church (WINNERS) are all doing well in their private businesses. Another pastor friend I have known for 20 years had two businesses and was paying school fees for several persons at a time. He was not even taking a dime in salary. As a student, he had 3 cars, and had always had the entrepreneurial mind in him which is giving him money per second per second even as he preaches the gospel.

People who join churches setup by hungry fakes to milk people are the ones who fall into such traps.

Matthew Hassan Kukah is a poor man. That he cannot do wht his fellow men of God are doing doesn't mean her should start criticizing them. All Kukah does is serve in government panels and collect brown envelopes. How can he ever have money to buy private jet serving as a government stooge?

When last did Matthew Kukah pray for a sick person and he got well? He should go and sit down jor! Nonsense!

Ejiné: I think I'll make a killing from being a "Professional Groper".

So what would you be groping? Are you a unisex groper?

Krucifax: I have lived in both Lagos and Abuja and i can tell you Abuja drivers and driving is 100 Times more dangerous than Lagos.

Erratic driving is applicable in both Lagos and Abuja.The differences are these;

1. Lagos drivers are crazy BUT skilled,some Danfo drivers can find space to park between branches on a tree if you allow them.

2.Abuja drivers are crazy AND don't know how to drive! It's like they don't know the function of brake pedals in cars!

Seconded, especially at all those T junctions in Wuse 2.

Don't try this in Naija!

And we wonder why children gravitate towards their mothers. Studies have shown that skin contact between parents and babies increase bonding. So why not?

I wouldn't do it on the back though: it would be awkward for me since I had a sports injury many years back. But to do it from the front, definitely.

Is that a leg |I am seeing under the wreckage? **Faints***

All dis Engris dey scatter my ear! Ha! I am out.

dejust: May God forgive him all his sins and grant him heavenly life.

No repentance in the grave, and certainly not for that damn fellow who is right now, cleaning out his accommodation space in hell fire.

I was just there last week.

I screen my visitors and do not allow anyone to just walk into my compound. I will soon be having security cameras installed because I discovered there was a burglary attempt on our family house. Many of these people smile with you but are devils waiting to strike.

Thank God I am always covered by the aunction on the Winners Family.

ha ha ha ha.

Yes, then when settlers come to live among them in large numbers, the signal will be given and a Rwanda-style genocide will start.

Did we not see what happened in the pogrom of 1966? These Arewa people can never be trusted!

knotty: We certainly do not take safety issues seriously. Our faith in the intervening presence of God more than compensates for our carelessness.
So, we are at ease taking safety issues for granted, even at petrol filling stations.
But, none beats me more than this.

I was at a fuel dispensing station in Festac, MRS to be specific, on Sunday when a man who had just fueled up opened the hood of his car as the attendant was dispensing to a jerrycan carrier.
The next thing we saw was the man dashed into the front seat, brought out another battery, removed the one in the RUNNING ENGINE and replaced it with the one he had just brought out.
WOW!!!
I screamed at the man and it was only then that the supervisor came out and said: ``there is no problem, Oga`.

What about a petrol station that has a resident vulcanizer in it. As he worked on one tire one evening, a sudden gust of wind came and blew his naked fire straight at the dispensing machine. Thankfully that evening there was not one drop of petrol sold in the whole of city as the scarcity of the product was chronic. Now, i imagine if it was a full work day.

share yours please and let`s learn.

How did the attendant spark that comes with the bolded action not cause a fire?

This is the sadness of Nigeria. People take money illegally, then call businesses built through hard work "pure water business". Have people not made money from pure water?

Anyway, I blame Mr Maduka for this. Petrol and water do not ever mix and he should have known this.

Last time I was flogged was in 1990. But all the flogging my parents gave me cannot be compared to one I got in 1987 by my school teacher. 24 strokes of the cane for every boy in the class. Till date, I am still blown away by that day. Sadly, that teacher who was one of our most beloved is now old and blind. Very sad: makes tears come to my eyes seeing her that way.

I cannot also forget another teacher who was not into flogging but rather dished out military style punishment. The day our class guys did 300 squats with a headpan on which a 9 inch block was placed for each person was the day I knew that there was punishment and there are punishments. Could not walk for days on end.

Bulala is a normal part of a Maigida's life. What do you expect?

Well, how do I sack myself?

BedLam: Someone closed to me asked me this question on sunday when the pastor was hammering on TITHE. i couldnt give an answer because no one had never brought to my intention. considering that the the job itself is a sin, can he/she pay tithe?

Have you not seen where God rejected offerings? Cain, Saul, etc. Your tithe only works when you are in God's will. Of course paying tithes from ill-gotten money will definitely bring a curse and not a blessing.

gillz: I am a christian but I support El-rufai full time. Hw can a man preaching against corruption accept a gift like dat. Dis so called men of God are jst nailing christ for a second time. We the apostles had jst five loaf of bread n two fish, he did not tink of himself alone bt d welfare of his followers prompted him to multiple dem. Christians where is our christ-like life

Before God who you claim to serve, what is the largest amount of money you gave given to a scruffy beggar on the street, and how much money have you given out today? Tell the truth and let the devil be ashamed.

cyril83: stop framing stories jagz....once you have nobody to pull you up, you remain down, so therefore ur talking nonsense here

I employ people like you and pay them every last day of the month. By God's grace, I am not poor so you are probably referring to yourself.

kaeto: For me, ownership of private jets by clergies in Nigeria should be forbidden, Nigeria has no good economy as most nations with vast private jets. This trend is too apalling, church members going true ontold hardship which non can deny, smh for clergies o... For El rufai, I fear he is threading in the wrongest direction, the said man is a spiritual leader and an elder, insulting him is insulting christians, i'm sure el rufai doesn't insult the sultan...

In any society there will always be the 80-20 Pareto principle, with 80% of the world's population always being poor. That is a fact of life. So are you saying that if my friend dashes me a sweet car, I should go and sell it because there are poor people?

I started one of my businesses with N100. No kobo borrowed from any man. Today I deal with clients from all over the world from that N100 business. Any poor person who is waiting on the rich to bail him out without using his faculties is a fool.

Look at Cosmas Maduka of Coscharis. No education after he became an orphan. From motor boy to motor mechanic to spare parts dealer to international car dealer and now into a wide range of businesses. If that man's story cannot wake up poor people to take their destiny into their own hands, they should not expect a rich man to do that for them. Simple!

This is a mallam who should be in jail for seizing people's land and allocating it to his family members. Gross abuse of power. Not to talk about the way Nigerian companies were sold to his boss at NCP (Atiku Abubakar) and other top Nigerians without any due process.

Was it not under his watch that ALSCON was sold for cheap to that Russian firm? This bastard mallam should be very careful.

konami001: Afcon shld always be free to Africans.... stop monetizing everything...

Where's your head at? Where do you think CAF gets the money to pay participating teams for appearing in the tournament, and where do you think participating teams get money to pay players' bonuses, air tickets, hotel bills, feeding, medical bills for players (one of our players ruptured his Achilles tendon in 2010 if you remember), etc?

Why is it that Nigerians think everything in this world is free? NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD. You cannot just sit at home and expect the broadcast company to buy every expensive broadcast equipment, ship it to location, set up over 35 high definition cameras in up to 6 venues to cover every game, fly in their crew and engineers, launch the satellite that even enables the broadcast into space and you say..

Afcon shld always be free to Africans

Are you that foolish you don't know what TV rights pay for?

Question can only be answered by someone who speaks the three languages, someone like broadcaster Bisi Olatilo.