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Hello,

I have a mandate from a foreign company to recruit 15 persons who can write impeccable English and who can write blow-by-blow accounts of matches in the Nigerian Premier League.

RULES
1) You will be assigned to a team in your location. One team per individual. This means we will take only one person per state.

2) You are to provide pre-match coverage, and then on match-day, go to the stadium and watch the match. You are to write a blow-by-blow account of the match the way it is done on http://eurosport.yahoo.com.

3) Your English must be clean. There will be no place for people who cannot write in correct grammar.

4) You must know your state team in an out. Know the players, coaches, etc. You must be able to know the stats (team placement, goalscorers, goal tally of the team's scorers, etc).

5) You will be required to take a 90 minute test by watching a virtual football match online (which means you must have MTN Fastlink or any other broadband internet service) to watch the test match. You will be briefed on this.

COMPENSATION IS 35 EUROS PER MATCH.

This will be for a whole season. Good a thing the NPL just started.

If you know you can do this, mail dankrabb at gmail dot com with your name, occupation and location so we know what team to assign you.

Preference will be given to the unemployed. If you already have a job, this may not be for you. Let the money spread around to those who really need it.

THIS RECRUITMENT EXPIRES IN 2 DAYS. APPLY NOW!

oyb:
whatever you do, do not deal with Salisu 08020954515

fucker swindled me and plenty other people last year

gave me fake dollars , n200,000 worth. then ran of to kano to get married .

and i had done business with the animal before

bastaard

A word of warning!

1) Only buy dollars from bureau de change operators. If you are in Abuja, you can buy from the mallams outside Sheraton. They have a union and very strict rules regarding transactions. You can only transact with someone you have done business with before, hence you are a customer for life. That way, you cannot be sold fake dollars.

2) Make sure the dollars are stamped.

3) You can deal with bankers. Some of them buy dollars off those collecting via Western Union or those making domiciliary withdrawals. That way, you are getting dollars from source.

If you buy from these ones standing on the street, you are asking for major trouble.

There is a law in the US banning gays from donating since 1983, despite evidence from 1982 in Canada showing spread of HIV to haemophiliacs and from heterosexual couples.

So if you were asked not to donate, why you dey bother yourself?

proteux:
Mr Stagger, I currently cant pay on plimus, i will pay into the bank account, but the plimus site was giving a exchange rate to about N4000. Is the manual not for N2700 anymore, pls confirm the amount I am to pay to that i can get it paid tomorrow. I told u am suffering, just this mrn I discovered they have stolen 250litres from the underground tank by the time I dipped the stock this mrn. Pls can you help with the Union membership cos that the only major threat why i still have to do business hiding behind this guys, they are killing me. mr Sttagger, pls reply asap. thanks
Delarue, I dont have a surface tank I drop in stations cos of the qty I do. but what I know is that when you get a cheap tank, what you are getting is water storage tank made of less than 1mm thick sheet metal, but standard gauge for petroleum products is about 4mm thickness. if you go ahead and get just a water tank grade tank, you stand the risk of loosing your products to thieves who will just come and puncture your tank with ordinary nails or punch. so be careful, but I believe with good bargaining, you can get say 3mm thickness tank for less than 120k. Best of Luck.

Price is 3,800.

After payment, we need to talk on phone because if you do not deal with these problems you have stated, you will lose a lot of money. Use the number I will send u via email.

hallmark77:
Stagger,I will like to register my company with oil companies for small scale contracts/supplies.Do you have tangible information that can be of help?I will be grateful if you can be of help.

Hmm.

You can always register with oil companies, but that in itself does not guarantee that you will get jobs.

Getting contracts for supplies depends on how close you are to the purchasing department. I used to have a friend who was the Purchasing Officer in an oil company, but the dude annoyed me once and I have not called him in years.

You are only likely to get jobs if you somehow, meet the movers and shakers in the purchasing dept and agree to some kind of revenue sharing agreement with them. Do not do this in the office setting; they won't look at your face. Rather find out if the main man is a member of a club like Shell club, PH club, Ikoyi Club or IBB Golf Club (depending on where you are). You are more likely to get your heart's desire in such informal settings where you will run minds with the men that make things happen on an equal level.

You meet them in the office; you are going as a beggar.

You meet them as a member of the club they belong to; you are meeting them as an equal who is bringing something of mutual benefit.

Get my drift?

DeLaRue:
i was looking into this business a couple of months ago, but was quoted 120k for a 5,000 litre tank! by a tank builder in akure. surely that's too expensive? proteux, can you share your experience about the cost of your tank in ondo. also stagger, i know you're based in ph/abuja, but generally speaking should a 5k litre tank cost up to 120k. seems excessive. pls comment.

120k for a 5,000 litre tank is daylight robbery!

Look for someone else.

moremi2008:
A lot of MOG these days are only interested in empire building. It worries me and I am waiting on God for my own Rhema on the issue of tithes.

Which is why in the parable of the wheat and tares, we are to wait for the last day when the wheat will be separated from the tares.

It is not in your place to decide which man of God is stealing money or not. Only God has the ultimate knowledge of these things and HE said in the last days that the judgement of God will start in the church.

If I were you, I will concern myself with my own life and leave MOG for God to judge.

NO ONE HERE WILL MAKE HEAVEN CONDEMNING MEN OF GOD! Rather the bible is even replete with examples of people who cursed men of God (some of who were even in error) and they paid for it dearly.

FXKing2012:
As a born again Christian I follow every word that is in the Bible, and by that I mean every word in the Bible that applies to me. And there is no where is the new testament (which is the part that applies to us becos we are not under the law of Moses but under grace) where it is stated that we should pay titheS, offering, first fruit, etc. We are only enjoined to give (to the poor, for the work of the kingdom, etc), but not necessarily to pastors or churches on a regular basis like it's a necessity.
If you disagree, pls show me anywhere in the new testament where we are directed to pay tithe or offering or first fruit.

Your head no correct. New testament Christian indeed!

Why did you not quote the scripture where Christ said he did not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it?

[b]MATTHEW 5:17

New International Version (©1984)
"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.
New Living Translation (©2007)
"Don't misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to accomplish their purpose.

English Standard Version (©2001)
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
"Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill.

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

International Standard Version (©2008)
"Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I didn't come to destroy them, but to fulfill them,

Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
Do not think that I have come to revoke The Written Law or The Prophets; I am not come to revoke but to fulfill.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
"Don't ever think that I came to set aside Moses' Teachings or the Prophets. I didn't come to set them aside but to make them come true.
[/b]

Or are you now saying you are wiser than Christ Himself? Better go and read your bible very well. Remember God's warning in Revelation 22 verses 18 and 19. DO not make yourself a tool for the devil to deceive many.

proteux:
Hello mr stagger, I am yet to receive any instructions in my mail. I have even sent a text message to your phone, but ve not received any reply. The site 2inc is not online. Pls what's the next step to take. My mail once again is akoladeomotayo@gmail.com. If you are very busy, can u then send me ur no and the time to call you, cos I really need the information n guidance. Don't for get I face the risk of being duped by these less educated folks. I just dropped 33k with them again yesterday cos I can't go out on my own, they will set me up with the union. Pls save my soul. Thanks

Mein Gott!

You were not born to make some other people rich? Haaa!

Anyway, check your email now.

There are different types of giving, and they all come with their different blessings:

He that receiveth a prophet in the name of a prophet shall receive a prophet's reward; and he that receiveth a righteous man in the name of a righteous man shall receive a righteous man's reward. (Matthew 10: 41). Question is, how do you receive a prophet? With empty words, or the way Abraham received the three men who were passing his house, not knowing it was God and two angels moving in the likeness of men.

Whoever gives to the poor will lack nothing, but those who close their eyes to poverty will be cursed. (Prov 28:27)

He who is kind to the poor lends to the LORD, and he will reward him for what he has done. (Prov 19:17)

Bring you all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in my house, and prove me now herewith, said the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it. (Malachi 3:10)

Honor the LORD with your wealth and with the firstfruits of all your produce; (Prov 3:9)

Each of you must bring a gift in proportion to the way the LORD your God has blessed you. (Deutoronomy 6:17)

We as Christians are required to fulfill all the aspects of giving. But it does not stop there.

After giving, ask God to reveal to you how to receive the blessing and make it work in your life.

In my own life, the way God blesses me after giving is not by moving people to give me back but by Divinely inspired business ideas.

Moderator,

Your use of English is horrendous. The correct thing to say is:

Mali beats Gabon 5-4 on penalties.

OP,

I disagree with your standpoint on this matter.

I am married and I celebrate Valentine's Day with my wife because it is a day we use to make our marriage sweeter. If you even look at the origin of the original Valentine's Day, you will see that it has clean, moral roots.

The devil has no creative power. He did not create Valentine's Day or its ideals. All he does is to corrupt things that God created for good, corrupt God's good intentions for our lives and just about corrupts anything good.

Make the distinction and do not confuse people here with a narrow-minded outlook on Valentine's Day.

I do not know where to put this thread, but I am sure the moderators can help me sort this out.

I have noticed that there is another user on this forum called "STAGGERMAN". This fellow has been following me around in any thread I post on.

I want to categorically state here that I am not Staggerman, and I do not know any Staggerman.

I am Stagger, but sometimes use Staga when I am mysteriously banned by the spambot. I do not use Staggerman as my user ID here or anywhere else.

I need to say this right here and now as I do not want anyone to transact business with Staggerman thinking that they are dealing with me. I have just seen a reply in a post where someone whose post I had replied to now went ahead to reply to "Staggerman" as if he was replying to me.

Anyone who transacts with Staggerman (thinking they are dealing with Stagger) is doing so at his own risk.

I do not have any business relationships or association here except occasional sales of my kero manual, the sales of which I stopped more than a year ago except for a buyer who needed it last week. As a result of this new development, I am suspending sales of that product indefinitely.

I AM NOT AND WILL NOT BE SELLING ANYTHING HERE ON THIS FORUM FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. So nobody will claim that they gave money to someone thinking they were dealing with someone else.

I personally think that anyone who wants to copy another person's username in creating his own has mischievous intentions.

Nlanders, shine your eyes o!

wizecoder:
replied bro

I have sent another message. Please try to answer your messages quickly. Time lapses make good business deals fly out of the window.

OmoPastor:
@ staggerthis is where many christians get it wrong; keeping quiet about kingdom principles. how can you be quiet about what benefits you which could have also benefited those ignorant about it?

remember we live in a kingdom with principles that even many kingdom kids are umaware of, so as i have said this today someone somewhere will read and take the step of faith to release God's immeasurable blessings on him. i know someone is learning from this. i do not care what the carnal ones are saying cos they are babies who have not yet seen the depth of the kingdom.

so if anyone is offended by my post, i wish them safe recovery from their self imposed pains and misery.

You dey waste your time. Give your first fruits and enjoy the blessings. From all your posts, have you succeeded in teaching any of the die-hard olodos here who always condemn everything about the bible?

As far as they are concerned, you have enriched your pastor. I once gave out a car to my church and received all manner of talk and condemnation from people who said I had been brainwashed. But the same people now call me for money everyday after that sacrificial seed opened a door I have been eating from for 7 years now.

So do your thing and let the Lord God bless you as you keep His commandments.

All these people who are attacking the OP:

Are you the one who gave him the money?
Is he paying the money to you?
Did he complain that he is wasting his money, or that he is not seeing results?

The bible said that the carnally-minded man cannot discern the things of the Spirit and that they are to him as foolishness.

My problem with the OP is that if you are doing your thing with God, keep it secret. There are too many carnally minded people here who do not understand the things of God.

Seeing me one on one is not possible at the moment because I am on travelling trip. I am not even based in Lagos so that is out of it.

You can get the manual. Check your email for instructions.

But I will need to say this:

1) You can't beat the union. Join them so you do not suffer colossal losses if they decide to cause real problems for you.
2) You can circumvent these other guys who are cheating you. Get the manual and I will show you how.

Wizecoder,

I sent out a mail to you that you are yet to respond to,

This manual is not a giveaway. So I will not be attending to requests like "send it to my mail". Read previous posts and find out how to get it please.

erimma86:
All of una shld shout up,GOD is @ work and not adebayo,y adebayo  evry time is adebayo or oyedepo GOD,gud thing happens oyedepo bad things na anoda persn,u guys shld be careful

Fool! God will do nothing except men pray.

Uuuueeeeeaaaaaaggggghhhhr!

I'd rather stick to what I already know.

oopps, I have to go back to the toilet again. I think I am about to throw up again

buJu-234:
most bankers are really unwise people;

just imagine:-

u come across millions per day
u come across business men who came to ur bank to burrow money to aid their business,

why not copy those business idea and through ur internal connection burrow those thousands or millions and start a business, while u re still working?

then after 6mths resign and face ur business,

rather than wait until this day? after living fake life of burrowing bank money to buy cars & clothes instead of invest those burrowed money??

If I knew your phone number, I for just wire you MTN recharge now!

Your post is the most sensible post I have seen in recent times. When I was talking in similar lines in the other post, someone said I should stagger to hell.

Though there are a few sharp bankers I know who have been able to use the opportunities you mentioned above, 95% of bankers live beside the proverbial River Niger and yet wash their hands with spittle.

People caught misappropriating pension funds should face the firing squad!

uduakuso:
Pls stagger I am interested in the ebook kindly send it to my email uduakusoket@yahoo.com

Check ur email.

I do not understand how some people here reason.

People who were imprisoned in another country were brought home. Were they supposed to be just let into society just like that?

How do you sort out the serial rapists, killers, drug pushers and armed robbers from those just passing thru Libya without papers enroute to Europe (which in itself is an international offence)?

While I do not agree on keeping them in mainstream prisons, they ought to be held in a transit camp so they can be properly identified and their offences verified.

How are we not even sure some of these people went to Libya to train in Al-Qaeda camps to return here as Boko Haram terrorists?

From Aso Rock,

Bag of rice = N100,000
1 cow: N1m
Beans: 50,000 per bag
Tuber of yam: N10,000 a piece.

No worry, as soon as I get other prices, I will send them.

I have someone who started out with his own name and then got sponsorship from a major marketer.

I will interview him and perhaps publish the excerpts here.

I am a Christian, but I have nothing against non-interest banking.

I think the name Islamic bank is a misnomer. Afterall, we have what Akingbola (a supposed Christian who was paying for distribution of a daily devotional) truly was: a Christian impostor.

For me, it is just a bank, and I do not see why there is so much fuss about it.

How much capital do you have? What grade of charcoal is requested?

TEEGBE:
@ Wily2wily- Are u alrgt, am sure u are on drugs , nonsence talk

No mind am. E be like say im sef wan join Al-Mustapha dem.

diluminati:
Its confirmed that these christians make their pastors to sin. Example is this scenario

If i have a bunch of followers who equate me with God, wow, i dont think i'll make them stop following the path of hero worshiping and worshipping me instead of worshipping the God i preach. Power corrupts and absolute power at that. Just take a look at elections, when even someone going for councillorship will kill for that position just because of Power (and then Money). If my followers call me Mama, Papa which is wrong according to Jesus who said dont call any man father on Earth, i dont think i'll make them stop because it makes me feel good and puffed up, when i know it is wrong.
These christians go to any length to pay tithes even stealing and lying just to pay tithes. I the pastor who receives such heathen money, also swims in the same pot of sin with my members. I receive an oil bloc from a member, when i know no oil business is free from sharp practices. As well my church member have made me to sin.

You see, nigerian christains are the one that make their pastors and reverend fathers to sin unknowingly to them.

If Nigerian christians could stop this excessive hero worship, then these men of God will stop their excessive lifestyle and tongue twisting. These hypocrisy of religion will come to a halt.

The way you are going, I would be very surprised if you make it beyond 2012 without God striking you with the worst death possible.

Continue your blasphemous posts.

And I do hope you remember how Abdulkarim Adisa, who was demolishing churches with reckless abandon as Works Minister under Abacha ended. Died like a rat!

You know how rats die when they are smashed? Try to watch a rat die. Because that is how you will end up if you do not stop your campaign of calumny against God's anointed.

If na me, ha!

Those two police will be struck with madness and will eat in dustbin. How can that happen just like that? That is why I ask people to fortify themselves spiritually so as to deal with bastards like this when occasion calls for it.

Police rob me take my money ke? Dem never born am!