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I can never take my children to a single sex school.

Those who know Holy Rosary Secondary school in PH know that it is the home of hardcore lesbianism. I do not want to mention the all-male secondary schools and what goes on there.

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Please read the posts above yours to see what you need to do.

honeric01:
Very easy to spot d one with ego here, if not that your thread was posted on the sport section, i wouldnt have bothered trying to "help the thread from dying a natural death". Keep it up!

Thank you for helping resurrecting the thread. Now that your job is done, go back to the forex thread and leave those who are willing to participate in a worthy venture do so.

At least, this is something worthy we are trying to do; not like many of you in the forex thread who are too busy abusing each other or claiming to be what they are not!

honeric01:
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  You see what happens when you give half info? you leave people to assume and presume, next time bro, try giving detailed info to avoid your thread being "stigmatized" 

  BTW, you should even be grateful i made you do the right thing by taking out time to ask questions, instead you called my "long comment" ignorant when you're the one guilty for not furnishing your thread with the complete info needed? (SMH)

Only fools make comments without complete information. If you are in that habit, you need to cut it out. Anyway coming from the forex thread filled with egocentric narcissists, I am not entirely surprised.

What am I supposed to be grateful to you for?

His English is better than what I am confronted with when conducting interviews for my company. Give the guy a break.

Hmm.

I have sat down grossly amused at some of the replies to my post here, including the Mathematics guru here ( ).

Firstly, 35 Euros a game equates to N7,700 per game.

Secondly, you are expected to watch the match physically. So your expenses will be transport to and from the stadium, gate fee and maybe a drink or two. That cannot be more than N1,500.

Thirdly, you only watch a match of a team in your town. If you live in Aba, you go to the stadium to watch Enyimba when they play at home. Away matches will be covered by another member of the team in that location, while the Aba guy will also cover the away matches for the other teams. So you are actually going to earn some sort of double pay.

Thirdly, the issue of buying MTN subscription is not permanent. It is only to take the online test for selection. The job itself does not warrant use of a computer, except to send me the match report by email. You can buy 20 minutes internet browsing time for N50 or N70. So Mr Maths guru calculating rubbish ouyt of ignorance, this is for your information.

Number 4 point. This is a global project. Nigeria is in category 2 where the pay is 35 Euros per game. Countries in Europe fall under the 50 Euros per game category. Some Asian countries like Thailand are in the 25 Euros per game category.

Now those recruited will walk away with at least N6,000 (when all expenses are removed) every match. In a month of 4 weekends, that is N24,000, simply for going to watch a match and giving the match reports the way it is on goal.com or eurosport.yahoo.com. This is virtually free money.

Finally, there is a potential for other opportunities from this project.

Honeric01, you are making too much money from forex. So this is not for you. Same goes for Challas.

There are many unemployed youths in Nigeria who will at least benefit from lifelines such as this. This is not a full-time job, and will not make you a millionaire. But I know many people who earn N18,000 minimum wage and manage their lives in Nigeria.

People who have no jobs and no money can take advantage of opportunities like this. It is not for you to dissuade them.

The selected people will work with me as a team. The pay is transparent and will be credited to your accounts from the company in Europe that has this project. I am only responsible for getting together the team in Nigeria.

RSA:
Maybe people think this is a scam,

I have a pedigree here and no one will say I scammed him. NO ONE WILL BE ASKED TO PAY ANY MONEY FOR ANYTHING, SO WHAT IS THE SCAM HERE?

This is extremely sad.

Reminds me of Brenda Fassie. Both of them, talented musicians who just pressed the self-destruct button.

What a waste and a lesson to those of us still alive to be careful of the choices we make.

Looks like the Kabiru guy sha. Wonder why he would choose to run back to Taraba knowing that the Nigerian and Cameroonian authorities have started policing the borders more tightly after suspected BH members were spotted in the Garua region of Northern Cameroun.

GAR3TH:
The SSS agent is holding a tar-21 (sss standard rifle) with ACOG sights and what looks like a grenade launcher, Just incase you are wondering.

@topic, I don't really see the point of parading suspects 

Who asked you what gun the SSS guy was holding? We had identified the weapon as a Tavor Assault Rifle-21st Century, manufactured by the Israelis in a thread before (where we saw the SSS protection for Bishop Adeboye when he went for a crusade in Jos).

So MR ITK, who asked you?

Kill the US ambassador indeed!

ha ha ha.

It looks like Boko Haram wants to see the Drones or Apache helicopter gunships in action. Unfortunately, those at the receiving end never get to tell the story afterwards.

helpee:
I operate an E susu account with stanbic IBTC. It is a daily savings account and the agents come around to collect it daily. I was faithfully saving for 3mnths without making any withdrawal.  I later went into the bank to demand for my statement of account but I was told I had no statement that they only know the total amount I av saved and that if I nid my statement I should use the handwritten passbook as my statement. I told them nobody would accept that from me and that it was improper for me to save over a million with them without proper statement. That was when this guy who happened to be the operations manager shouted me down that as long as my money is complete I had no right to complain. The other staff were telling him that I am a regular customer but he didn't bother. He later called a police officer to come and walk me out but other customers intervened. I went straight to my lawyer and we called the customer complaint threatening fire and brimstone. Promptly they apologised and asked for scanned copy of my passbook which they used to provide me my statement from the headquarters. They gave the guy query and made him face a disciplinary panel cos as at the time he used police to walk me out, I had more than a million in that account. This guy called me yesterday saying unless I intervene he will be sacked. He is asking me to tell them at the headquarters that I was angry from home before and that I transferred the aggression on him before he reacted that way. He actually begged me and was almost weeping on phone.

Dem never born that bank staff that will shout at me in the bank. You should get that insolent OPM sacked!

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A product of our university system.

Can't even read and interpret a damn post!

Anyway, what do you expect from a university system which does not have a single university in the top 6000 in the world?

If you ask our graduates how many books they read in a year, the results will shock you!

This woman should just take the last bit of dignity she has (if she still has any) and go back to her true constituency, the university.

She is beginning to insult herself and her NAFDAC record.

~Bluetooth:
They shout when pray,they ask you to pay tithes else you will go to hell-fire,they are very wealthy,they have private jets,they make fake prophecies,they organize fake miracles. . . . .o boy wise up,there are no good prophet in Nigeria.All of then na wash.

You are an idiota, but you don't know it.

I have told you that one day, the masses of this country will drag you on the streets. You think say na joke?

That poster posting that long preachment: who will have time to read that stuff?

Personally, I think students should only pay tithes on any extras they receive and not from their school money. Tithes is paid on an increase, not on total.

Develop a product that you can sell for N5,000 to 80,000 persons.

That is how Bill Gates became rich. Kaji kwo?

Which would you rather believe?

The BS talk from Reuters and other news agencies or the situation on the streets?

caseymoney:
@Stagger, May the good Lord bless you for the good job your doing on this forum. I need the exact stuff you sent to Fhemmmy. My email is kbadru@att.net.

That was 2 years ago, and till date, I do not know what Fhemmy did with the info; he did not even as much as acknowledge receiving it.

Again this is a thread where only those in the business should comment. Not people who talk based on hearsay.

segwise:
Stagger, tnx for the information on kerosine business. I need the manual, pls send it to segwise@gmail.com.
Thanks

I am sure you have seen the procedure from other posts above yours.

proteux:
Thanks I will get it paid first thing this mrn and I will expect ur mail. Grateful for ur quick response bro.

Check your inbox or bulk mail folder sir.

Truly remarkable that people will choose to respond to get rich quick schemes than to make a decent living from a hobby!

Shame!

Lexusgs430:
Did he go for Europe trials ? If they get better offers abroad, make hin take rope tie their neck 4 Nigeria suffer- head !!!!
See his head like Geisha !!!!!

My friend keep quiet!

AA Genk of Belgium came on a playing tour of Nigeria in 1985, where they played NNB (where Keshi played) and Leventis United. The club lost all their games and were surprised at the quality of the players in the Nigerian league. Few weeks later, they offered Keshi and a host of other players playing contracts and that was when the exodus began.

Keshi did not need to go for trials, because just like he said, the clubs came here, saw the players and took those who were good enough.

I keep saying it. If you know you were too young or were not born in the 70s and 80s to know the history of events in that period, do not open your mouth to say what you do not know.

1) You must have an income source to cater for a family of 2 or 3.
2) You must have covered your rent for at least a year.
3) Savings that equate to living expenses for at least 6 months.

No kidding! Marriage no be joke and it is not for kids!

oyb:
it may be too difficult for you to comprehend, but let me reiterate; this was not an 'off the road mallam' - this was someone i and several of my co workers had done business with on more than one occasion. several of us have the guys number.

It is very difficult for me to comprehend your aggression, because my post was a general post. In what way did I say or insinuate that you patronized a roadside mallam?

My post said people should only buy dollars from a Bureau de Change. They have a location and they are CBN registered;  do I even have to spell the reasons out?

Now if you had bought dollars from a Bureau de Change, this is what would have happened:

1) They will stamp it with their stamp, so they cannot deny they sold it to you.
2) Even if they for some reason close shop, they can be traced.
3) Because of the capital requirements of owning a BDC, I seriously doubt that any BDC operator will take the risk of killing his profitable business for which he has made so much investment by selling fake dollars.

If you can disabuse your mind and just absorb the benefits of the information here without getting unnecessarily annoyed, it will help us all here. No one is claiming to be "the man" here. As I dey here, I cannot tell a fake dollar from a real one, so I take precautions that I can hold on to in case of any eventuality.

Get my drift?

AjanleKoko:
Well . . .
To oyb and others, some tips if you are using Mallams.

1. Make sure you meet the mallam at your bank. I am sure you have a domiciliary account. Easy to open these days.

2. Once the guy man pays you, pay the dollars into your account. That will ensure any fakes turn up ASAP. I do this all the time, and have encountered a few fake notes. If everything checks out, you can always withdraw the cash you need immediately.

3. Never change with the guys standing on the road, old Ikoyi Hotel, Allen junction, Ojuelegba, and other places. I never do, and I have never been swindled.

4. To get the best prices, have at least 3 forex dealers on speed dial. I have three, one on mainland, and two on the island. I call them all up to get their prices before I make any purchases.

Are you sure the Oyb will take the advice? Because he is obviously too wise for his own good.

oyb:
of course i had done business with the guy in the past , at least three times

i work in an oil company, and the guy has done biz with several of my colleagues and superiors in the past. i am the one warning all of them now to steer clear of the guy.

the guy was originally based at federal palace hotel

abeg take your misplaced knowitall lecture someplace else

Well,

I can see why you were duped. You think you are smart but you are not, else you would not have been cleaned out.

Sometime in 1994 or 1995, a currency counterfeiting syndicate was smashed in Lagos. The US ambassador at the time was shown samples of the fake notes and even he could not distinguish between the real and fake notes. This prompted the US govt to change the look of the $100 bill on March 26, 1996. Those who were old enough at the time know what I am talking about.

I posted a message here for the benefit of the thousands of others who follow this thread, and you decide to use your misplaced aggression to tell me off.

Well, you are the one who was duped, not me. The tips I posted have worked for me for several years and others will benefit from it.

Oyb, you are not the owner of this thread o! I hope you know that.

Hello,

I have a mandate from a foreign company to recruit 15 persons who can write impeccable English and who can write blow-by-blow accounts of matches in the Nigerian Premier League.

RULES
1) You will be assigned to a team in your location. One team per individual. This means we will take only one person per state.

2) You are to provide pre-match coverage, and then on match-day, go to the stadium and watch the match. You are to write a blow-by-blow account of the match the way it is done on http://eurosport.yahoo.com.

3) Your English must be clean. There will be no place for people who cannot write in correct grammar.

4) You must know your state team in an out. Know the players, coaches, etc. You must be able to know the stats (team placement, goalscorers, goal tally of the team's scorers, etc).

5) You will be required to take a 90 minute test by watching a virtual football match online (which means you must have MTN Fastlink or any other broadband internet service) to watch the test match. You will be briefed on this.

COMPENSATION IS 35 EUROS PER MATCH.

This will be for a whole season. Good a thing the NPL just started.

If you know you can do this, mail dankrabb at gmail dot com with your name, occupation and location so we know what team to assign you.

Preference will be given to the unemployed. If you already have a job, this may not be for you. Let the money spread around to those who really need it.

THIS RECRUITMENT EXPIRES IN 2 DAYS. APPLY NOW!

Why is no one replying to this?

I just completed a business survey for a Russian company coming into Nigeria to do business.

My advice to Diasporans is this:

Bring out good money and pay for business survey. That way, you will get a professionally worked out survey that tells you all you need to know about a business so you do not get lost.

Pay for a proper business survey to be done, from company registration to the financials and all.

If you are serious, then you will pay for this to be done. Coming here to Nairaland asking for biz ideas is a waste of time.

This is more like it.

What is wrong with this fool called cheely?

Spamming threads with SMS adverts? How does that relate to fish farming?

And another thing: I noticed that this thread is populated with many posts that show that their posters have no knowledge of fish farming and just post things they head from the grapevine.

Please leave the posting to actual fish farmers.

A week maximum. That is the rule in my house.