₦airaland Forum

Pierced:
Lol ......shots fired

No be small gunshot o!

daddytime:
Go toast the married man wife...

or OV 1.5

Patapata na goalless draw.

I cannot watch the end result of the battle of the wooers. Update the score later.

OtemAtum:
So your god has to cherry-pick prayers. Then those who didn't recover spread the COVID still. Jehovah and Allah must be jokers. What am I even saying? Those two dudes are Ina spiritual cage for Chrissake

Is it every phone call that enters your phone you pick? God is not your mate and He owes you nothing.

OtemAtum:
They prayed to their gods but no answer, because the gods don't answer prayers, but pastors used to say that their gods answer prayers, that's why they are being questioned right now.

Who are "they"? So you now know all the patients to know which one's prayer was answered or not?

OtemAtum:
Ok, where are the pastors, TB Joshua, Oyedepo, Adeboye, Apst Suleiman, Kumuyi, Lazarus Muoka, Daniel Odukoya etc. Let them go and cure the COVID-19 patients?

Jehovah and Allah are still in their spiritual cage.

Can't the patients pray to God directly? Are men of God prayer contractors?

princemillla:
Ko se duro woooo oo
Caught yesterday.....totaling 5persons in agodo egbe

You catch them, you douse them with acid or you set them on fire. These boys only understand the language of violence. The experience in Aba and Onitsha with the Bakassi boys in the 90s shows that this is the only way to handle these hoodlums.

They say they are hungry, but they have strength to look for women to rape...no, they should pay with their lives.

MumuCountry:
Yes, Ghana's 100 times better than naija. there is plenty food in Ghana. There is 24 -hour electricity. People can sleep with their two eyes closed at night. Inflation is at 7% in Ghana today, even with coronavirus if they want to go back to Nigeria they should say so and stop sounding as if people are suffering in Ghana, more than naija. Ghanaians are enjoying free water and half the cost of electricity. The Ghana Govt no try?

I can confirm these to be true. Many Nigerians who are there should not even be there. I see many of them and I have had to give a few of them money for survival. When you decide to relocate to another man's land, you must prepare for it. Electricity is available in Ghana: you can go up to 3 months without it blinking once. But it is very expensive and you may spend up to N40,000 equivalent a month to power a 2-bed room house with AC. If you are not making money or you are struggling, how will you cope?

Nobodyperson:
Madam they are enemy of progress, I had that huge amount but had to spend it on house rent.
Please save our souls, don't let the devil's divert you

Nobodyperson:
Can you tell me how many people Satan have killed?
Compared to the millions god have killed? (Great flood, great pledge, commanding Saul to war, slaughtering the midianites)

Just 1 person.

See a quote of yours from another thread. No wonder. Your father the devil is the one controlling you to be crawling around with different monikers and trying to beguile people to part with money. We go catch all of una one by one.

Organicist95:
Ain't the the same person than claim to send 1500 to someone few days ago and your account balance is showing 60 something thousand naira. In other words...YOU ARE A THIEF

That person is operating several monikers. Thieves they all are.

vert007:
Guys, a lot of us are sad we didn't get out of the giveaway including me even though. was among the first 10ppl who dropped an account number but it's the owner's suggestion to give students, it's gone already, make we no litter this thread with irrelevant discussions Na. it's a giveaway and not everyone will be favoured, you should know that.

Lelion, abeg I'm waiting for your next giveaway and I hope there won't be a certain restriction to it. God bless

Why not pray to God to make you the next giveaway? I know a CD seller in Abuja who sold a CD to a rich man, who asked him whether he knew someone who could help roof his house. The CD seller closed his showcase shop and looked the whole of that evening and got somebody. In three days, he was paid N1.2million as commission by the roofing guy he got for the job.

That was how his story changed. From CD seller to roofing contractor in 3 days.
The problem is that many of you have become so consumed with castigating pastors over tithes and offerings that you have neglected the fact that God can turn your own story individually in record time.

Quietly:
just because u hav been given u go mad....i know that is y you are quoting me.....

hahaha

Given by whom? even if I am so stranded for cash (which I am not in any case as I have up to 4 streams of income), I can always ask my siblings. I can never come here to ask anybody for money.

Beremx:
Are students not hungry Nigerians too? Stop sulking and move on

Please, you do not need to keep replying these people with negative energy. Many of them cannot even give N1,000 to anybody. When it comes to criticizing how another person's money is disbursed, they are masters.

I see them all the time. Keep the disbursements strictly to those who can prove their needs because there are many of them creating fake monikers and running from thread to thread to beg all over the place, even on Twitter and Instagram.

Bozzyironlady:
Oya where are the students now. I don't want to believe what people are saying about you.
Post their username let's see the beneficiaries

It is not your money that was posted. This place is not a court or a panel of inquiry. If you have no money or anything tangible thing to contribute except your negativity, you need to really shut up. Nobody owes you anything. Even if Beremx added her relations of her village people, as far as the owner of the money is satisfied, it is ok. If you do not like it, 3rd mainland bridge is there for you to jump from.

If you like, abuse me. You will be totally ignored because you are a non-event.

Jestin:
I am disappointed in our Nigeria pastors. None of them could predict the emergence of the new Coronavirus or even heal the people who are tested positive. I dey vex

Continue your obsession with coronavirus. Ministry is still moving.

Quietly:
you are indeed good girl,but 1 thing is that u bash me on d other thread...

Stop being greedy. If you have collected, allow others to collect as well.

tiptoe1:
It's not my money but the list selected isn't fair. There are people who posted a screenshot of their account balance and people who even talked about what they're going through (example is a single mother who commented some pages back) but didn't get anything

Some of those are getting it are people who didn't even say a word in this thread, all they did was just view and send a mail to they person sharing the money, cmon

Nigerians love to comment too much on irrelevant issues. Save this your epistle for your president and his people who have put the country in this situation. Have you ever commented on the Twitter pages of people like Lawan, Gbaja and others?

solochiben:
Airtel sir

I have sent 6GB to your phone. Resume your studies. Make sure you acknowledge.

meetme01:
This? After how many pages?

Your selection is not fair ma'am

Do you know the meaning of "RANDOM" selection? it means there is no identifiable criteria used. It may favour you or not.

solochiben:
Thanks Godbless
080xxxxx

What network is this please?

Anyone in these areas who can lay their hands on acid or caustic soda should do so. Any gang member caught in robbery, you "wetie" them instantly!

Oya ooo

All the habitual Nairaland beggars creating new accounts with multiple monikers (not the genuine ones who are really in need), government is about to come to your aid.

If a company like Tesla can cut salaries by as much as 30% and airlines can put their staff on unpaid leave, you should know the answer to this question.

Gwagone:
Oh
Me be dey think say na for Lagos o

where for Lagos? That slum?

EmiliaC:
Pls I want to know if the lockdown the world is experiencing cos of the pandemic covid 19 is affecting MBA trades negatively. I want to invest but scared of what might happen as the world economy is going down. Thanks

The rule of the thumb is this: if your mind has reservations, this is the best warning sign you can get.

who still has unprotected sex with strangers in this time and age?

This is Pitakwa!

Tiarababy:
I'm married with one kid. My husband lost his job when I was seven months pregnant. We are no longer living together. I'm back to my dad's house with my step mom and 4 siblings.

Things are not easy for us here because my step mom hated us from day one. She only cooks for herself, my dad and her children. She don’t give me and my baby and my brother from the same mom food. I have been managing with the little money I get from my husband. I do cook for us to eat that’s a story from another day.

Last week I went to meet with my husband to get money he promised to give me to stock up foods for us during this lock down. I left my baby with my brother only for me to come and meet my brother carrying my baby. She was screaming in pain and when I looked she had burn in her body from her right chest to her right hand. I almost collapsed because I left my baby very fine in good healt.

My brother said my step mom was preparing tea for her kids so she had left the hot water in the pot and my baby fell on the hot water. I got angry at my brother how could he be careless not to watch my baby when he knew our step mom don’t like us. I almost hit him and my step mom didn’t care. She acted like nothing, not even a sorry to me. My dad says I should be quiet accidents do happen and it’s nothing to be angry about. His words really shocked me but what can I do.

What pained me is my little sister of 5 years opened up to me that it was my step mom who poured water on the baby because she caught my baby eating her bread she left and she told her to keep quiet if she tells she will beat her and she pleaded with me not to tell her mum.

I knew she did it because she is very wicked but because I had no proof, I had to be quiet but now her daughter has confirmed she did, I want to deal with her because am so angry seeing my baby in so much pain.

Why pour hot water on a baby just because of bread? I hate her and I want to pour hot water on her too while she sleeps so she can feel the same pain she put my innocent baby.

Should I pour hot water on her too or what is the best way to deal with this witch?

Go back to your husband and both of you should put heads together to pull yourselves out of the pit you are in.

I need a quantity survey for a fence to cover 15 plots of land (not a perfect square). Fence will be done using interlocking blocks made with a mix of 6 wheelbarrows of subsoil and one 50kg cement mix: no mortar involved. I do not mind paying a token for this service. Send a mail please to my signature so I can initiate the discussion.

If it is to beat civilians, soldiers are at their best. Now they cannot even step up to hold territories captured by Chad on their behalf.

These military chiefs have made us a laughing stock. See Chad we defeated in a war led by Maj Gen Buhari in 1983 is now in a position to issue us with an ultimatum. Chai.

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

I am just wondering what kind of a fool brings his or her dad to Nairaland to be subjected to public ridicule....

The level of disrespect that these 21st century children display towards their parents is appalling!