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RomanceRe: I Have Made-up My Mind To Sign The Prenup On One Condition by StandUpGuy247: 3:08pm On Feb 11, 2020
Babe, please go for mental evaluation. You're not okay
RomanceRe: Love Your Friends,but Don't Trust Them. by StandUpGuy247:
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RomanceRe: Please Help, Despite Our Commitments, She's Still Giving Green Light Outside by StandUpGuy247: 6:19pm On Feb 05, 2020
Please marry her bro.

I don't know which mumu advise you dey look for again.

At your age, see as one smallie dey whine you like cow grin.

Please marry her bro, you deserve peace of mind as she contributes nothing to your life grin

Awon pvssy niggard everywhere grin
RomanceRe: What To Do After Sending Her A Transport Fee And She Refuses To Show Up by StandUpGuy247: 3:29pm On Feb 03, 2020
If you have to send a woman transport fare to come and see you, keep searching bro, cos you never get babe yet grin.

That sh1t is a big red flag for me undecided
FamilyRe: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by StandUpGuy247: 9:34pm On Feb 02, 2020
Baba please let her have the car.

From your writeup she deserves it.

How you go feel if you come dey hear sey one broda for area dey give her lift? Meanwhile, her husband can afford it o.

Please make her happy cos she don try.
RomanceRe: I Am Beginning To Hate Men by StandUpGuy247: 8:52am On Feb 02, 2020
Sugarrveiii:
yeah it’s always the woman’s fault !! Keep ur advice to urself please. Making no sense .
Try check if your sense is intact before you read again grin

Fvcking troll grin
RomanceRe: I Am Beginning To Hate Men by StandUpGuy247: 8:50am On Feb 02, 2020
Sugarrveiii:
never did !! Nigga was untrustworthy n unavailable
Well you dated, fvcked and loved him didn't you?

You attract your standard.

Upgrade my dear wink
RomanceRe: I Am Beginning To Hate Men by StandUpGuy247: 8:41am On Feb 02, 2020
My dear, what did you offer in the relationship aside from your puzzy? I'm sure you also initiated a lot of the sex too.

Homie probably liked you from the start till you pushed him away with your parasitic/dramatic characters grin

The reason most Nigerian women now use sex as weapon by withholding it in relationships is because a man's eyes will only be blind to your character when you withhold sex grin.

If you like withhold sex till your bone rust. Las las after he don fvck him eye go still clear grin.

Nigerian women need some serious orientation angry
RomanceRe: Just Caught My Friend's Cheating Fiancee! by StandUpGuy247: 10:17pm On Jan 31, 2020
Your friend should avoid you because you are a terrible friend.

I don't know how your conscience will even allow you chill with him knowing he's been betrayed by the person he will trust his entire life with.

And you will later open that your dirty mouth and call him your tightest man.
RomanceRe: She Flirt A Lot This Days But... by StandUpGuy247: 9:17am On Jan 31, 2020
If you're dating a girl that has her own mind and not easily influenced by peer pressure/public opinion, a girl that understands herself and you're sure she chose you.

You don't have anything to worry about. But since all this just started, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you've become boring and predictable. You've let your guard down and shown her she's the only girl in your life.

If you have sense, better start looking for available options and surround yourself with female friends too and see if she doesn't get jealous.

Love is beautiful, but it's important not to lose your senses while in it grin

Even as my girl dey form descent reach, I still dey sleep with one eye open cos anything can still happen grin
RomanceRe: . by StandUpGuy247: 1:21pm On Jan 30, 2020
It's obvious you don't respect/love this man anymore and still have feelings for this your friend.

Imagine if it was the other way, will you be secure after your husband has hidden this kind of thing from you and you discover yourself?

Please destroy the marriage make another woman wet need am follow up biko. The rate of single women is too much these days
RomanceRe: Only If All Men Can Be Like My Future Husband by StandUpGuy247: 6:14pm On Jan 28, 2020
You naive no be small grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Please Help, My Gf Takes Weed And Love Sex Alot by StandUpGuy247: 3:30pm On Jan 22, 2020
Na craze dey worry you.

Keep taking viagra, increase it to 4 pills before you knack.

Mix alomo, Chelsea, ogidigba, sungbalaja, action bitters, erujeje, opa eyin, monkey tail together and drink it 5 times a day.

Remember to mix tramadol and reffnol with Spanish fly and agbojedi too.

Sebi an fvck you come for this life.

Werey
RomanceRe: My Newly Weded Husband Cannot Perform In Bed. by StandUpGuy247: 5:04pm On Jan 16, 2020
Are you gay?
RomanceRe: When Did Material Things Became A Criteria For A Man's Readiness To Settle Down? by StandUpGuy247: 10:58am On Jan 15, 2020
Na so.. Till a richer and more handsome guy go sho grin

Na so my ex bin talk. "I don't need your money" till she nearly wreck me still left me for a richer guy.


The morale of the story... Women and money are more compatible.
RomanceRe: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by StandUpGuy247:
Visit her, wash her pant, wash her mother's and sister's pant, in fact, wash her brothers' boxers. She'll forgive you bro.

After that, marry her. She's the perfect woman every man wants.

Werey, you still dey ask what to do. Fvck boys calling themselves men grin
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Am Beginning To Be Attracted To My Fellow Males by StandUpGuy247:
Mumu. No go find work do. Is that how you will watch animal sex and be thinking of how to knack goat?
RomanceRe: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by StandUpGuy247: 12:29pm On Jan 09, 2020
You and my new girlfriend are alike. Which is the rason I'm planning to break up with her.

If you're not willing to work on yourself, don't expect your partner to wait for you while he/she has the option to be happier with someone else.
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone That His/her Very Tight Bestie Is The Opposite Sex?? by StandUpGuy247: 10:26am On Jan 06, 2020
It's among the first questions I ask before declaring my intention. If she has one, I just access what value she has to offer maybe me sef fit bestie am grin.

If none, I just move to the next.

I can't let one stupid girl be playing with my old age.

Bestie ko, breast milk ni sad
Foreign AffairsRe: America To Limit Donald Trump's Iran Military Action With 'War Power Resolution' by StandUpGuy247: 10:08am On Jan 06, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
You are formulating your own news

Well-done
No sir, you're just ignorant grin
RomanceRe: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by StandUpGuy247: 11:44am On Jan 05, 2020
Brotherman, just be yourself because the last thing you want to do is start acting just so a woman can fall in love with you.

You want her to fall in love with you abi? Then work on yourself. Hustle and work on your communication skills, characters that build a healthy relationship. Learn bro, keep learning. But never pretend so a girl can love you.
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Give To Your Spouse Every Month. by StandUpGuy247: 9:50am On Dec 28, 2019
Bro, please take care of your family.
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead With The Proposal? Pt2 by StandUpGuy247: 10:24am On Dec 25, 2019
Bro, this relationship is already over.

You've messed it up already. Trust is dead.

Just move on or keep fucking her while you look for someone else.
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead With The Proposal? by StandUpGuy247: 7:17am On Dec 24, 2019
Please, whenever you guys are complaining here, stop with the "I love her so much" nonsense. You motherfvckers don't have a clue what love is abeg. And that shii is blindness and not love abeg angry

Bro, she was never your wife in the first place, what if you didn't have the intention of proposing? How she wan take know sey you plan on marrying her in the first place? Maybe she tried another guy and found you more valuable. Who knows.. grin

What you should try to find out is if they've stopped seeing each other for real, and if she has any feelings for the guy. If not, abeg just move on with her if she passes other tests.

Who go cheat go still cheat before or after marriage bro. na only God sure pass
RomanceRe: How To Live Happily With Your feminist Wife by StandUpGuy247: 5:02pm On Nov 30, 2019
When I no dey craze.

I don't even keep them as friends because even though they tend to claim equal rights, they don't like to pay for things. Always wanting freebies walahi.

Shout out to the real feminist hustling and humble without making noise.
RomanceRe: ‘I Stopped Dating Nigerian Women 6 Years Ago Because They Are Ungrateful by StandUpGuy247: 9:55am On Nov 21, 2019
True talk.

If I travel out before marrying, I'm definitely trying out a white lady.

These Nigerian girls with their entitlement yet nothing to offer is depressing. cry
CelebritiesRe: Do2dtun Slams Daddy Freeze Over Comment On Busola Dakolo - Biodun Rape Case by StandUpGuy247: 9:57pm On Nov 15, 2019
But freeze said the truth na.

You didn't speak up when the matter bin sup, only to wake up from nowhere after 20 years and start spilling details.

Did you expect the court to be presided on twitter ni?

Timi bleeped up on this one. He should have thought all these through before allowing her go public like dat.

Even for my area, wetin dem take dey remember her na "dat babe wey fatiyimbo give doggy?"

Chai!!! Pesin wife cry
RomanceRe: How Do U Overcome An Heartbreak by StandUpGuy247: 11:58pm On Nov 01, 2019
Try get as much exercise as you can.

It wi reduce the mental stress of thinking too much about it.

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