₦airaland Forum

Timileyin1234:
While Tacha bin dey look for how her breast go stand
Bet this news don tey na

How long the news is, is not as important as how relevant the it is currently.

illicit:
pls explain

when you speak as it leaves your mouth you don’t get a chance to witness the complete vibration in your ears. Same is not for the eyes

softset:
Kid, go to romance section where you entertain your likes. Do you think everyone here is hungry. I am stating my opinion.

Chai I even thought you even have sense sef.

softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.

better start sympathizing with yourself and neighbors. You still have mouth to talk when your Goverment is sharing garri and gathering crowd up and down.

illicit:
ofcourse, if you see urself in a group picture wont u recognise yourself?

it doesn’t work that way bro

Plolly:
I've been begging since morning but no forthcoming help please help a single mom with her son eat today edakun. 0109414741 diamond bank

No one trust one this days o

kennosklint:
God doesn’t help if you don’t invite him . He has given to man the choice to choose. You are telling the pastors to enter their various house and shut their doors yet you are still criticizing them. Has the world run to God for help??...stop calling on pastors if you don’t believe in their God...

shut up jare. If you have nothing useful to spill from your mouth. This pastors have big houses and jet and claim they are miracle centers, now corona is here they are busy saying something else. I pray God will show you how to ignore this god of men that parade themselves as worker of God.

tobicool:
According to them. But the church manages the money. God does not spend money, humans do.

oh I see. A bank would have been a wiser choice, or better still an investment if we follow that ideology. At least one can charge them to court if they default unlike a church.

tobicool:
Na so e suppose be. Hope he is also doing something for some of his church members who are feeling the heat hard too. Remember they pay their tithe?

Thought tithe is to God?

smadav:
Pls my fellow nairalanders I need serious help, I do not understand my life I really wanna change for good.please guys sorry for the long epistle, just calm down and read my write up and advice properly.

Fact checks about me.
I was born in a family of six, the only son among my siblings, my family is a strong christain family a stunch Catholics for that matter, my father even built a personal church in my area for every one to worship on Sundays and for weekdays morning masses that's to show u how deep rooted I'm rooted in Christ. My parents really gave me the best of life, decipline wise, educational wise, morally wise or any good upbringing u can think about, and they really loved me. Immediately after service (NYSC). I enrolled with a drilling company and currently have a drilling company of my own, my own apartment and doing well to an extent while also doing my masters. So u see I had a wonderful life growing up.

Personally I'm storbon, I like doing things that is contrary to the dictate of my family and up bringing. Im 26 years old this year April 7. When I was 18 I had my first son with my baby mama, it broke my mom heart though we found a way to go through it, then When I turned 24, I had another son with the same girl, she knows I can't marry her but always wanna make baby with me, I hate girls as a whole, the only women I love are my mom and sisters, I love being percieved as a bad boy which always make my mom cry every night cos she caint understand it, I remember the first day she saw I tatoo on my body she cried and prayed for me for a whole day still I kept on adding till it covered my whole chest and stomach. She want me to be a change child, but I always do things that make her cry due to the fact I'm drawn to bad things easily I can't control it. Now my family wants me to get married this year so as to see if I will calm down, but I'm not ready for that now, becous of my hate for ladies, I treat women like trash, Bleep them and move on with my life, I have never had any feeling for any girl including my baby mama but always Bleep the shit out of them.

My problem is my mom told me if I get married this year, that will be the only thing that will make her happy with me and she will forgive and forget all I have made her go through all this years. Nairalanders I really wanna make my mama happy and proud of me, I wanna be a changed guy without getting married since I already have two sons. Please advice me if u have one thanks.

Bro you don’t control how your momma feel jare. Get off that. She feel getting married will make you a calm since you will become more responsible. But I tell you, you can learn how to become responsible without getting married. Learn to become a capable father to your children .

dslim:
NL I love her but can not think of marriage because of her tribe.she is from Akwa ibom my freinds said i should not even my cousin that has not seen her. She is too lovable and nice. Advice pls

your cousin and friends would someday tell you when to Bleep your wife and when not to. Oga you don’t love this girl if you do your cousin and friend wouldn’t have made sense to you at the first place.

Life is a bundle of lesson, that your so called cousin and friend what is the exact reason they told you why marriage to such lady would be bad option, without this understanding your friends and cousin are trying to control you.

Isaacmacdon:

Stay safe. Do not get into a fight with them. Protect your family members and other unsuspecting citizens.

Call 911 or send a tweet to @segalink for swift response.

Lalasticlala, please do the needful. There are key security operatives monitoring. They should spot this thread and respond immediately!

it is too early to get into a fight with them but soon enough we will

TallPck1:
It's very sure! We would definitely experience flooding because the system is bad and the government are not taking any measures to fix it.



We need the intervention of God.

We need God to come and fix our drainage?? Or help us tell our Politician to fix it. Boy please who is this your God again?? A personal assistant or an errand boy? Or is it that you’re just so disabled ? Please I need your reply

HammedOlanaija:
I have a niece who lives with me.She loves hanging out with boys(sometimes within her age or older men).And I will like to discuss the way of life with her cos as it is she needs someone to feed her with advice.She is just 17yrs and I think she is still a virgin.Share me your opinions or ideas on how to lecture her.

One should lose his or her Virginity the moment one is ready and stable enough to become a parent. Who ever is indulging in sexual intercourse without the intention of being responsible is mistaken. I know condoms and all sort of preventive measure is available but before diseases and family planning came in.

Sex was the moment you are able to be a mother of a father to a child. Materially, spiritually, mental stress and financially.

So you have to tell your little sis to make the analysis of these things and how ready she is concerning them.

Secondly, having sexual intercourse changes your social Psychology of how you relate with people, that aside the complexity of STD, STI and self worth must be accurately considered.

I didn’t stress on virginity in my write up because I just see it as a concept

nkwuocha1:
More to go....
May coronavirus uproot ALL the CABALS.They took one of the only two ventilators in Gwagwalada General hospital just to save him,but, Mercy death said NO WAY,NO NO NO MBA,IRO,NA LIE,FOR WHERE, your time is up!!!

N:B

Noticed some BMC animals and miscreants quoting me.Quick question; Na Nkwuocha kill Abba kyari

Is he better than the poor , helpless Nigerians dying EVERY MINUTE as a result of lack of basic medical facilities of which several billions are allocated for?

Se na my papa go fund ASO ROCK CLINIC?


Make Ogun kill Una there!
Awon elede rada rada oshi!

I would say I like your wish for all our corrupt politician should die but not with this corona, I like to cry for the hundred of worse of millions of poor and helpless one it will take, Corona takes people who travel at first but in later stage it start to take down everyone. I just wish corona virus has a mind and can allow the innocent ones to got free but you guess is as good as mine. It won't .

Utycar:
What attracted u to her @ ist?

I am attractEd to ladies who are beautiful, good looking, nice shape. But I have many of them around.

So I streamline further to ladies that are very intelligent especially social intelligence, bold and possess intellectual intelligence. My wife must have that goal of being a professor someday, Just imagine I meet some young amazing lady like Okonjo Iweala when she was in her twenties chai

I know I will find one soon, so I am grooming myself.

I hope I have answered your questions.

Set up.
Op your definition of friendship is what I don’t understand. My take is this, if I truely care about a person, sex would not be the only on my mind for that person. Nevertheless sex would still be among the fundamental things between us.

So as emotion, companionship and more

opebiboy:
Audio coronavirus

No go put us for trouble. Stay house

Kizzygentle:
Greed.
Greed..
Greed...
The man just lost a golden chance to make it in life. The woman was already comfortable with him and waiting for d right time to change his status but see what greed has caused u. Imagine her giving u her car on errands. Her atm pin. And some other personal stuffs she would have allowed u had access to. Enjoy ur glory in life jail. U are a mumu man. Rip to d dead.

This is what happens when someone cannot see farther than their nose. He thinks two million Naira and a police man hunt for murder was a better substitute for his slow but steady rise to wealth.

Plead:
Sex is overrated.

So as Money and even life itself.

At last everything is vanity. So what is the catch?

cyprus000:
If you know how easy a good person can change, you'll understand how naively ignorant you're as to how fast a person you take as an angel, can spiral into a demon.

You didn’t read the last part of my previous post. Trust has it price and so as been paranoid. Trust make you a victim but being paranoid and having Trust issues makes you a monster, every good thing you meet get destroyed.

Olalan:
Really what makes men to jump from skirt to skirt when it's not that the female anatomy is different

Messi and CRonaldo has same legs like other players but how come they are getting the awards

gbami:
Keep deceiving yourself..You will soon train another man's Child...after 18yrs it more your eyes go clear...

fear don hold this one, your wife go hear am for your hand. Man ensure you marry a woman that when you sleep close to her you won’t need to open one eye.

Trust no one, I understand but been paranoid steal everything good from you.

midehill:
Stanwise, its like u r experience in this field...come teach me now...commann b my mentor

Hahahaha it’s nothing jare. Socializing and experience would help you understand people better especially if you’re very observant.

gbami:
An Alpha Male Has Already Done Paternity Test On His First Child Before The Arrival Of The Second...
What Nonsense!

Oga there is nothing like the so called Alpha Male to start with. A man that has started paternity test on first child is on a marriage that is about to hit the express road.

2cul2care:
The honest truth is most naija girls, when they see a guy that cares, loves them unconditionally, spends on them, they start taking such for granted, some will even call him a maga, all because his a gentleman.

When such a guy now changes for the worse, you'll Start hearing things like "all men are the same" forgetting the fact that they caused that man to change.

What I've learnt now from dating naija ladies is

1) Never spend on them in the begging of a relationship, the one that truly loves you will stay regardless.

2) Never show too much attention or affection, most of them will interprete it as you being weak, and ultimately want to turn you to their maga.


That being said guys at saints either, we just have some devils dressed in trousers.

Nevertheless shout out to some exceptional ladies out there, who refuse to buy into the typical naija girls mentality, I have met quite a few, keep being exceptional. I love u ladies.

You’re right if you are dealing with a lady that balls(game players). Don’t apply this same ideology to a lady that does the same on her part. It is called the mirror strategy.

midehill:
Dear ladies

This is for you, though there are some ladies who treats guys with respect and there are some bad ass who tries to make men look stupid.

Ladies when will you know that all this your unnecessary shakara will lead you no where.

My reasons for vexing here is because

1) when i show her that i love her, she starts taking my love for granted, later they will say all guys are beast... We need some sanity here or is it because i care.

2) When i starts to bombard her with calls just to show her that i love her, she starts ignoring my calls or is it because i care

3) when i bought her a present with my hard earned money and my present to her is too much of a lower standard, she starts giving me a attitude or is it because i care

4) when i showed her to the whole world yet she is hiding me or is it because i care

5) when i starve myself just to feed her, yet she is not contented or is it because i care

6) just because i am poor today and i couldnt buy her all the Good things of life, she starts to insult me or is it because i care...

7) When there are many girls in the world but i choose her and she starts using me to shine to others by disrespecting me or is it because i care

infact these ladies want me to change my mindset that there are no longer good women in the world but only slayqueens...could that be true or is it because i care

Shoutout to those ladies that act as a mother, sister, friend to their boyfriends or husband... You are appreciated and will always be loved.

Shoutout to those ladies that stand with their partner during thick and thin line...please do not change, the world needs more of you

Shoutout to those girls that stays and perseveres with her boyfriend or husband... Your value can never be quantified, please do not giveup

Shoutout to those ladies that are loyal, we guys appreciate you sincerely...We need more of you champ not those slayqueens...

Slayqueens know this, we will never value you and we can never marry you, perhaps if we marry you, we do that for financial reasons and merely deceiving you

Girls don't be deceived, all the guys love good girls... Some guys might tell you that they love their girls to be wild or bad, they are only deceiving you...


Shoutout to the real women who acts like a mother and as a friend to us, may your days be long... I wanna marry your type someday


Guys what can you say about this, true or false


Let the discussion begin

Oga did she send you to do all those things you’re doing?
Abeg just find your right partner, that’s all

aminu114:
you killed an endangered specie and you r happy Bleep you

Monitor lizards are not endangered, they are only declining globally

Advertiseit:
lol. Am not like you, you just said what you can do. I dont want main page I only want to know the real name and today I knew it's not alligator that I kill but water lizard

It is a monitor lizard not water lizard.
Please leave this harmless creatures alone

codeigniter:
But the question say half of us plus u,

Not us plus half of us plus u, where did u get the extra x

”we” x
“half of us” x/2
“you” 1

[quote author=hupo post=88358240][/quote]many people did there first masturbation while in shower.

Ladies most times uses vibrator to masturbate just to reduce sexual tension so as male.

As a youth, everyone is different, some people can die without ever touching a woman and some don’t even like sex at all. Some can do without it if they don’t find it.

Some sexual urge are extremely high, so high that they need to have sex everyday, infact twice a day, without masturbation, They need to spend a lot of money in on prostitution and even consent to rape or have sex with young inexperienced children. This people may resort to masturbation to reduce sexual tension

Some men while there wife have complications for as long as two years or three, since they would never indulge in adultery would have to go through masturbation to reduce sexual tension. Same for women.

Almost everything boils down to how high your libido is. I know of a guy who is not a Christian or anything like that, he is asexual and hate sex a lot. He don’t derive any pleasure in it. Just because you could stay without any form of sexual pleasure is not same for others.

Study human anatomy and see what am talking. I have research to back up my comment