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Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by stanliwise(m): 12:22pm On Apr 06, 2020
Etifinity:
how will u ask God for wisdom and way out of corona virus when u support the idea of zero worship, listen to itself is corona virus more dreadful than the furnace of fire that sheddrack, meshack and Abendeco were thrown into for not worshiping the Babylonia image?
1918 was the last pandemic we have ever had and after then a centuries and 2 years has passed by, the countless worship Christians done hasn’t yielded anything right? Please stop being ridiculous. I am Christian too and I understand your pastor read the book of Daniel to you and not you yourself.

Daniel was told not even to pray anywhere whether in private or public. Our Government hasn’t hold anyone for worship in their parlour.

The painful part of all is how you deliberately become so insensitive that you don’t wanna know what the illness is all you want is to enter the building, worship and give offering and tithes where the same church cannot perform a single miracle all this while.

Let me a Christain brother tell you, it is highly shameful how our suppose men of God has resorted to online service they once condemned. Even when 5G is launch they would use it also. Science has save you ass countless time but yet you ignorantly yell of every misnomer occurrence.

See if we are serious as Christain it is time we show the world how Jesus is loving by helping the poor and healing the sick, making insightful solution just like how Joseph saved the Egyptians from famine and all. And let us stop this narcissistic behavior of ours
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by stanliwise(m): 12:13pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ezemust:
Spot on.they want us to run away from God and run instead to science.that is just their plan
How is God different form science?
Have you not been living with science all your lives including the phone you are typing with.

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed, isn’t it a proof that man created nothing and science is just nothing but man understanding and exploiting what has already been?

Please speak like you’re educated for once.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by stanliwise(m): 12:10pm On Apr 06, 2020
OneNigerianist:
All names callings no point at all.
The points where for intelligent people.
RomanceRe: Shocking Video: Man Got Trapped Inside His Wife's V While Making Love To Her by stanliwise(m): 12:07pm On Apr 06, 2020
Greatzeus:
How is that even possible? Have always read this happening in Africa,so I use to take it with a pinch of salt.
Now that it has happened outside Africa I am confused and perplexed. Can this be explained medically?
it is just a rare occurrence where the vagina grip the penis so hard it refuse to let it go
RomanceRe: Shocking Video: Man Got Trapped Inside His Wife's V While Making Love To Her by stanliwise(m): 12:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
Auxiliarytk:
in white man land... o serious gan
coolin white man land... o serious gan
This should give you the initiative that it ain’t anything spiritual. You have been lied to by opportunistic people all your life.
PoliticsRe: Wike: FG Politicising COVID-19 Response. Lagos Got N10 Billion, Rivers Got None by stanliwise(m): 12:04pm On Apr 06, 2020
Macphenson:
That's true, in terms of revenue generation, Rivers state generates more more than Lagos State, so why should Rivers state not be given grants, or is Buhari waiting for the cases to get up to fifty before responding?
This is some bogus statement. I wonder what you have been smoking lately
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by stanliwise(m): 12:01pm On Apr 06, 2020
OneNigerianist:
You are the one who should listen to yourself. What is the difference between ordering Daniel not to worship God and closing churches? Did the govt meet with Church leaders to discuss these guidelines before ordering churches of all places closed? Did the Bishop not obey the social distancing guideline? Churches have so been desecrated and relegated by Politics and money loving pastors, priests and bishops that your touts of leaders now regard them in the same way as hotels, night clubs and drinking pubs. What a disgrace!
The mosques are not as important to Muslims as Churches are to Christians and after this corona saga they'll still mock you with church closure.
you lack all form of shame and at best you are a heartless person for you to ignore all the reality and down right prove of the dangerous effect of corona virus but instead till your neck towards how church has been closed.

If you were more sensible you would have asked God for wisdom so that he would direct us to make ground breaking solution to this illness on our land. But no you couldn’t, you’re not concerned anyway.... mtchew
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by stanliwise(m): 11:58am On Apr 06, 2020
MelesZenawi:
There is nothing wrong there as far the social distancing rules is observed..

Bishop Chukwuma please ride on...Coz the gate of hell won't prevail against the church.

We as the congratulations remains a great gift to the church.
you are not serious o. If corona virus was from hell, it means it has successfully dealt with the church by making Christian maintain social distance, small gathering and at worse Stay at home.

Now let me ask you. How has the Christians fought back?

By your bishop disobeying the government of the land? Or at best doing social distancing like you said so that corona from hell would not prevail.

You lack spiritual intelligence, and you lack the spirit of discernment.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus And 5G: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Addresses Conspiracy Theory (Video by stanliwise(m): 11:52am On Apr 06, 2020
YorubaKinging:
Lol...
Are you saying all these happenings in the world has nothing to do with the end time ?
And giving rise to a final new world order

Well let's see what happens in the next two months when the world economy enters recession

Let's see if the UN and the EU won't bring out a platform to help the poor countries

Let's see if there won't be earthquakes and major shakeup in the global system

Mattew ashimolowo is a false prophet
He is just a motivational speaker and have nothing to do with God

For those who cares to listen
We are already at the end

Don't let those foolish aethists confuse you
Everything the bible say will happen exactly that way
And they will be full of shame and confusions

Poor people, just prepare for a major job loss, half salary , and hunger and war

Dont think bokoharamites are defeated o
They are relocating to the south west to deal with disobedient children and unbelivers
so why are you informing us??
Why do you think your little rant would change anything.
If the anti christ is here what can you do about it, it was a prophesy and then a necessity.
ProgrammingRe: I Need Your Advise/help by stanliwise(m): 1:06am On Apr 06, 2020
remigiusizunna:
Noted bro.
Be rest assured your contributions are no waste
ok.
Let me ask
Did you code today?
RomanceRe: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by stanliwise(m): 7:24pm On Apr 05, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Chop urs and go
dumb, and you open a plot of for emotional blackmail. Sex hunger is actually real o chai
RomanceRe: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by stanliwise(m): 7:23pm On Apr 05, 2020
chatinent:
The word virgin is hoax; no girl who has reached puberty age is a virgin. If they haven't had sexual relations, they have solo-ed. Your girlfriend is related to Lai Muhammad, and you are one male character in Beauty and the Beast. #StopPre-maritalSex.
A virgin is someone who haven’t had a sexual intercourse. Solo sex doesn’t remove one from virginity class depends on definition sha.

Your generalization is overwhelming, we both it ain’t true
RomanceRe: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by stanliwise(m): 7:21pm On Apr 05, 2020
favoryte33:
The part you said her mum promised to buy her a car if she marries as a virgin really caught me there (lol). On a more serious note, is your relationship on a 'serious' note? No pun intended though.
which one is no pun intended when you just made one grin
RomanceRe: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by stanliwise(m): 7:19pm On Apr 05, 2020
powerkey:
She's an irredeemable liar.


Porting is the best but you need to hide that test result or have a copy of it.

You may also have to confront her with the copy as as your reason to port.
lamb and such a childish behavior
WebmastersRe: Why Is Blogging So Hard by stanliwise(m): 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2020
xammax:
So I'm a self taught digital marketer( still learning) and I thought to myself why don't I start a blog about digital marketing and learn more while blogging about it and earn money while doing it.

I thought it was going to be something easy but almost a year into it. I haven't earn a single dime, the good thing is I have learnt quite a lot about digital marketing.

But seriously speaking blogging is so hard and the fact that I don't even earn anything makes it even harder. I will have to write blog posts, make images, keyword research, blogger outreach for link building and a whole lot more.

Just producing one blog post is a whole lot of work and worst of it all Adsense is so frustrating. Have applied for close to 10 times and I keep getting rejected on basis of scrapped content. Just imagine after writing my content from scratch.

The good thing is I'm making progress a bit because I do get traffic from tier 1 countries like USA, Germany, Canada and tier 2 traffic like Pakistan, india( I run from nigerian traffic) but it's not much.

But the truth is blogging is damn hard, so so hard.
it is not hard, patient is needed and you have to do it consistently for long while learning new things everyday. Then boom as piece of cake. It could be up to 2 or 3 years of consistent improvement.

But I guess you want everything to happen in a short while. That is hard bro
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Blasts Ubi Franklin For Saying He Got Her Deals by stanliwise(m): 7:16pm On Apr 05, 2020
switlily25:
Back to sender!
Take your frustrations to your village people!
you be tacha huh

cheesy cheesy
ProgrammingRe: I Need Your Advise/help by stanliwise(m): 6:04pm On Apr 05, 2020
remigiusizunna:
thank u my broda
i appreciate ur contribution.
Which is better 4 me to key into?
There is no right path, many would tell you the good part.
Let me tell you one bad part.

Many programmers started earning from programming after 2 years of learning, some after 5 years, some 1 year +.

Don’t be afraid, the trick is you should code everyday and learn something new everyday.
HealthRe: Facemasks: Abia Awaits NCDC’s Approval To Roll Out Nationwide Distribution by stanliwise(m): 2:54pm On Apr 04, 2020
abbaapple:
angry


All this usless tings is just about 5G Network!
too much of Whatsapp audio and rumor is affecting your brain. Sha die alone and don’t put your innocent family in danger.
PoliticsRe: Ben Ayade Watches As Lady Sews Face Mask In Garment Factory In Calabar by stanliwise(m): 2:41am On Apr 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Isoright

They keep on producing face mask

Funny enough gloves is more important than face mask in preventing the spread of this corona viruse
not true
Glove prevents contact.
Face mask prevent spreading from an infected person to an uninfected person.
ProgrammingRe: I Need Your Advise/help by stanliwise(m): 2:36am On Apr 04, 2020
remigiusizunna:
Please nairalanders/techies, over time i have descovered that i have passon for web development.
Now i need help on how to get started. I wish to learn any of the following,
CODING
PROGRAMMING
ICT
CYBER SECURITY
OR ALL.
My major concerns however are
1.How do i start?
2.What do i need to do?
3. What do i need to posses to start.
4. Where do i start from?
I need a mentor as well and can serve as an apprentice just for this purpose.
Please your contributions will be appreciated by me.
I'm currently in Anambra state.
Thank you all
First thing to remember is that as a beginner you can’t be all of those things at the same time, you can only be those things one at a time.
HealthRe: COVID-19: A Medical Team From China Coming To Nigeria Soon - Osagie Ehanire by stanliwise(m): 7:10pm On Apr 03, 2020
Smartbrainfix:
There we go again! There have been reports on millions of faulty equipment coming from china to other countries; China hiding information about the number of deaths on this issue; online videos on some guy cleaning his feet with face masks; America and China trading words on who caused this coronavirus pandemic and many more... If these are fragments of rumour, then there must be elements of truth in them and if they are true, it should be a pointer to what the government should do! This is the moment we should be forward-looking on how to survive without these countries at least reduce over-dependence. Here is the moment for us to start documenting lessons we have learnt for future references. If we allow these people to come to our country, they will have first information about why the rate of infection is slow in Africa and who knows, if they are the cause, develop another strain of this virus to fight Africa.
you have been feeding on WhatsApp rumor for too long right? If China wanted to infect us since then forget it, 80% of comment here was made from a China phone grin grin grin
SportsRe: Charles Tambe Shot By Hoodlums In Ibadan (Abia Warriors Goalkeeper) by stanliwise(m): 6:22pm On Apr 03, 2020
laurel03:
His family stays in ibadan... Population of ibo in ibadan is more than population of entire Abakaliki. Go to mokola,ojoo and other area ur people full under the bridge messing up the state now with road side hawking. #omo irankiran
How important is this comment?
PoliticsRe: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by stanliwise(m): 3:16pm On Apr 03, 2020
tareigns:
Sir, please what is the difference between a "vaccine" and a "cure"?
vaccine help to prevent against been infected.
Cure - help you recover from an infection.
PoliticsRe: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by stanliwise(m): 3:11pm On Apr 03, 2020
horlarlorwor:
Apology to say these.

Nigeria, are you truly treating COVID-19 or you guys are Malaria?

News from affected countries have not treated any of their patient successfully. Is either they died or under critical condition.
Most affected countries still claims of NO VACCINE. How come Nigeria covid 19 patients who were positive were negative again under 7 days. Its seems something is not right.
Or will I say patient are diagnosed with 'positive' Malaria.

The likes of Abba Kyari, the real Carrier of the virus is yet to recover from it. Let these doctors treat Kyari same way other patient that tested negative after 7 days.

Please don't quote me wrong. I am not saying the virus is not in Nigeria but I think something is wrong somewhere.
If I may ask;
1) what VACCINE did our doctors use to treat the patient.
2) Let the government assist other affected countries with our doctors to show them the way out. Either by sending the doctors to their country or the drug they used to cure the virus.
3) Let the affected countries send in their doctors with 5 each patient to our country for treatment.

This will ascertain our doubting Thomas that the corona virus in Nigeria is truly defeated.
Read more on corona virus properly especially from any credible source BBC or WHO and also take time out to head to WHO statistic site, you will find out that about 200 thousand people has survived, there is no cure nor vaccine for Corona virus. Some Patient both in Nigeria and other countries survived it within 48 hours. In extreme cases it was like a mild cold flu to some and was almost not noticeable. Africa don’t have much more survival than other continent probably we don’t have many of the cases. Corona kills majorly old and young people especially the one with respiratory problems. Death rate of corona isn’t even up to 50%. So just do a lot of the research.
HealthRe: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by stanliwise(m): 3:04pm On Apr 03, 2020
OttHin:
Op, it is called Inside life
grin grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by stanliwise(m): 3:01pm On Apr 03, 2020
Hopebringer:
angry

Listen here you toe eyed carbage, not everything is a joke. You weren't born into this world so your fat arse can choke out low level jokes at people. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your face me I face you room at 3am in horrific Pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of garri and groundnut, you absolute gormless minger!
The guy have a crazy comment but you your self didn’t do any better
RomanceRe: When A Girl Plays Hard To Get, What Should A Guy Do? by stanliwise(m): 1:30am On Apr 03, 2020
Admissionclass:
When a girl you like starts playing hard to get, what should you do especially when she is showing subtle signs she likes you, leaving you confused.

Should one continue to chase her till she accepts or move on?
how are you chasing her sef
HealthRe: Anambra Government Shares 3 Million Face Masks To Residents by stanliwise(m): 11:12pm On Apr 02, 2020
Glink2018:
To be on a safe side, you are advised to use cloth
Please don let people use your head anyhow, close doesn’t work. Read medical article about nose mask and come back to tell me what you noticed.
RomanceRe: Friends I Am Finished. by stanliwise(m): 11:10pm On Apr 02, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
It coms up wen i charge but d touch pad is fault. Na to do recording. thanks
it doesn’t need to come up, ADB communicate with you phone using command line even when in background mode
HealthRe: Anambra Government Shares 3 Million Face Masks To Residents by stanliwise(m): 7:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
moderatedguy:
The Masses need food not infected face mask
don't tell me you have been believing those WhatsApp circular and voice notes
RomanceRe: She Is Always Speaking With Her Ex by stanliwise(m):
Kapasky80:
. Guy its too early for you to jealous about this girl. Just relax ur brain and body for a while, do things that will encourage and attract her from u than any other person
RomanceRe: She Is Always Speaking With Her Ex by stanliwise(m): 7:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
Unrated900:
You people and all this your story about my girl friend my girl friend is this and that won’t kill us


We have issue at hand to handle in Nigeria

Quovikk 1 9 birus is out there you are here talking about a girl.


Your gal friend you are about to marry is speaking with her ex

Don’t you already suppose to know and note that

That’s not a wife material but a bleep mate

Mr man go and make money.
Real MVP grin grin

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