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Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Celebrates 25th Birthday Today - Shares Pictures by stanliwise(m): 2:24pm On Dec 19, 2019
Ryan03:
lemme answer your question, as an individual who feels he is expose to kidnapping, or robbery or even moving with a huge amount of money, you have the right to apply to a command to release some officers to you.
Ehen, I didn't know about that. I thought private security does that.
Education › Re: Joshua Agboola: Meet 9-year-old Who Developed A Website For His School. by stanliwise(m): 11:46am On Dec 19, 2019
LordAzubuike:
Nothing special. 5 year old kids in China and Japan are doing crazier things.

Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Celebrates 25th Birthday Today - Shares Pictures by stanliwise(m): 9:48am On Dec 19, 2019
Uncle Ibible, why na?
I'm 12 anyway.

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I wonder why our so called national or state security men are seen around celebrities and some rich individuals. how is that their job?
Webmasters › Re: My Website Is Showing "404 Error" by stanliwise(m): 8:29pm On Dec 15, 2019
Joekaynews:
Good day and happy Sunday to all. Please I am encountering a challenge. When I want to access my site it gives the below message:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access this resource.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Please, web developers, bloggers, digital marketers, SEO experts, etc, what does this mean and what is the solution, please? Help a brother, please.

Note: I was about updating the site when I quit to find something on my phone memory, but on trying to get back it gives this and since I have been trying to access it.

I am frustrated here. Please help.
There is setting problem with probably your cpanel.
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Wanna Hang Out With Me.. by stanliwise(m): 12:08am On Dec 12, 2019
BigDick70inch:
Update On This..
Finally..was walking home yesterday night..
I saw..this same girl with a guy sitting in front of there house by something 9p.m Oo discussin..
She..called me first smiling sheepishly perhaps she already knew I was gon see her..
Now..MY Q IS SHOULD I ASK HER TOMORROW IF THE SAID GUY..I SAW WITH HER HIS HER BOYFRIEND OR NOT??
Bleep that shit, never ask such timid question, you want to date her and you don't care if she has a boyfriend or not.
And what do you mean you were going to see her?
Programming › Re: I'm Getting An Error While I Run This Python Codes by stanliwise(m): 9:58am On Dec 07, 2019
We are not magicians, tell us the error Message you saw
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by stanliwise(m): 4:48am On Dec 07, 2019
dave4rella:
You might not really understand
But it's ok
I think I understand your logic. But by doing this, most girl will think of you as a weak and dummy guy.
It's not a bad to help people who has helped you, but it is bad to send people the wrong message.
STOP sending her money, buy her gift instead especially on a memorable day. If not just make her know You DON'T GIVE MUCH Bleep.
Hoes Ego are broken when they know you don't.
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by stanliwise(m): 4:44am On Dec 07, 2019
Numerouno94:
Must u date a lady self?... Jux Bleep nd leave dem. I will only repent wen am ready to settle down. As for now i dnt hv a steady babe. I only call dem nd wen dey kum i Bleep em well nd dey leave... Such a sweet life.
Yes dating help you notice a lady to marry but to do this, a man must be tricky and crafty.
If you don't learn The Game of Dating. You may never find the right partner.
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by stanliwise(m): 4:37am On Dec 07, 2019
sharone21:
There are many graduates both young and mature ones, why go for a JAMBITE or UNDERGRADUATE( unless maybe final year)? If u must date undergraduates, MARRY them first and delay childbearing to avoid 'stories that touch'.....Period
dem still scam you and cheat o. Marriage and child bearing grin grin grin should go together
Programming › Re: Php# (php Sharp) by stanliwise(m): 3:57pm On Dec 06, 2019
resosdigital:
Read your article and noted the following.

1. First fact was wrong php doesn't power 25% of the internet. It powers 75% of it. Wordpress alone powers about 30%.

2. Php was designed as a simple scripting language you can just add to a web page and that's why it will never be fully oop just like javascript. Part of phps selling point is its simplicity of use but projects like laravel show it can handle way more.

3. All your autoloading can be handled comfortably by composer which is now like the default industry standard.

4. If you need a strongly type more oop like language you can use Facebooks dialect of php which is called hack
see a php guy
Fashion › Re: Beauty Etsanyi Tukura Wins Miss Nigeria 2019 Pageant by stanliwise(m): 3:49pm On Dec 01, 2019
supportnija:
Destroying small girl, before she reached here , she has fornicated with cumcuber, goat, dog and the rest .
Amebo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I am not a scammer. My encounter with a Nairalander by stanliwise(m): 3:46pm On Dec 01, 2019
maynation:
I never know Nigerians well that time na.
grin grin grin grin This man don add salt to our injury o.
So all this while you were living in Japan cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I am not a scammer. My encounter with a Nairalander by stanliwise(m): 8:33am On Dec 01, 2019
maynation:
Good morning fellow wonderful people.

This thread is a response to the baseless accusation from a nairalander yesterday.
Worthy of mention is the fact that he has called to apologise late last night, i guess he had a little sugar rush and this sorta made him go haywire. Anyways, i have forgiven him out of my good heart smiley but then the deed has already been done and I believe many people have already seen the post so I definitely need to clear my name.

For the sake of my peace of mind, I have been on nairaland since 2009, even though I deactivated my previous account and and created this one. Since I have been on this forum I have never exchanged contacts with anyone apart from Jason (which shall be referred to as Jay all through my post).
I have spoken with and met some nairalanders actually but it is out of this platform. I met Lirusehn back then in ABU, I met: "Queenyprinxex, Sehindemi'' and one other guy I can't remember his name at Lirusehn's birthday party back then in 2017 and we have been friends since then.

Then again he alleged that 'Sisterfine' and 'pettyprincess' are my alternate monikers, please this isn't so. I met these people on that thread so his claim is an obvious baloney.
My alternates are 'maynattion and maynnation!.

Why did I give Jay my contact? He begged. Yeah, he begged. He was too persistent and I felt giving him the number wouldn't cause any harm even though I out-rightly regretted and regret this.


Anyways, I will be sharing screenshots of what truly transpired and I will allow you fellows to be the judge. But did he really give me 10K as he alleged? This post will answer it.


Below is the screenshot of the post that was later removed by moderators.



Be my guests.
I don't know if I should call this being angelic or been too plain and welcoming.

I was like shocked shocked. When you told him he could stay at your place. Haba that vibrate me sha.
Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by stanliwise(m): 9:01am On Nov 30, 2019
pweetychyka:
He told me that he is a private person when it comes to relationship. Hence he doesn't display his partner but he displays pictures of several ladies telling them how much he loves them n also expects me to display him on all social network where I have profile.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
and tell me you did
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by stanliwise(m): 7:57am On Nov 30, 2019
Balaking:
Sorry
My dad makes a lot of transactions daily and keeps his records in a little blue book at the end of the day before he goes to sleep. The problem is sometimes he forgets some transactions and that results into massive loss please I need suggestions for very simple mobile app to install in his phone so that he can easily record transactions on his phone immediately they occur .
Thanks
Maybe I could do it
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by stanliwise(m): 7:56am On Nov 30, 2019
Drenimarcus:
Hey guys, how was your day? I have been laying my hands on java and I kinda hit a roadblock at the moment. I am confused on something, must I add public static String format(Locale loc, String form, Object… args)
and,
public static String format(String form, Object… args)?? Please guys I need help.

Thank you.
why are you using "String" instead of "string"
Phones › Re: Is Using Your Phone While Charging Safe? by stanliwise(m): 7:48am On Nov 30, 2019
SmallmebigGod:
Everybody that has been saying it is unsafe are yet to give a scientific reason. They are just answering based on some unverified Internet picture. While we stay away from it as a precaution we need to know why it is 'unsafe' or may be it is even safe
bro, don't mind them jare, some stupid internet news monger has destroyed their perception of how a phone should work.
They can all use laptop while charging but would refuse to use phone.
Most phones were built to be used while charging.
Else your phone would switch off automatically while charging.
Phones › Re: Is Using Your Phone While Charging Safe? by stanliwise(m): 7:45am On Nov 30, 2019
Jestin:
Using your phone while charging is not safe. Especially those using power banks to charge phone while dozing off ontop bed.
grin grin that facebook rumor saga is what is on your mind abi?
But sincerely, there is nothing wrong.
Romance › Re: Thread | This Man Needs Your Advice by stanliwise(m): 8:01pm On Nov 27, 2019
Hoojay:
Source: https://www.quickgisterblog.com.ng/2019/11/This-man-needs-your-advice.html

Always visit www.quickgisterblog.com.ng for more threads
leave the poor girl alone to chase her dream haba!!

If you have seen your own vision not to do your Msc den don't pass it to someone else.
If she would yield later on she would.

Talk is cheap, If you wanna act manly I will advice you to go ahead with your own 350k and let her regret her actions later. Prove to her you aren't loser.
Programming › Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by stanliwise(m): 1:27pm On Nov 27, 2019
joshrare:
Is it advisable to say he should learn web design, web development and maybe programming just to broaden his horizon and improve his chances?
he should just learn programming and not necessarily web.
Programming is important for all scientists.
But he should do it as a hobby if he wishes.
Computer Engineering has more alot than just programming and programming is one of them.
Programming › Re: IT Gurus,please Step In And Advice Me. by stanliwise(m): 11:28pm On Nov 26, 2019
ThatIgboBoy:
I need suggestions from you guys. This country is no longer funny and man really needs to survive. I need an extra source of income and I believe I will find it in IT.
I studied microbiology in the university. While awaiting Nysc, i attended NIIT where I learnt oracle database administration. I tried all I could to get a job in the IT sector but I didn't work out. I am right now working with my B.sc degree in a pharmaceutical company. Yea the salary is above 100k but it's not enough. I am still single oo. Imagine I add a wife. My mind keeps telling me to go back to IT. That's where I think I will flourish more because I am one who thinks outside the box and I love solving problems. I didn't get a job as an oracle DBA because job opportunities for DBA's were scarce and not that popular. So guys I need an IT course I can do and easily use it as a side gig. If it pays more,I will resign and focus fully on it. Something I can combine with my present job.
Mod lalasticlala and other supermods, you all can help a brother here.
By the time you learn the IT finish, you will later find out you need connection to get the IT job. Many has thread this path 50% ran away, 20% are stuck, 10% are scammers and the 20% are earning. It isn't as easy as you think.

Anyway forward from here, is to find a niche and start, if you start and your passion seem to sync with it, you will go places else grin grin grin na 5k job you go come dey beg for nairaland o.
Programming › Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by stanliwise(m): 11:17pm On Nov 26, 2019
joshrare:
I really appreciate your depth.
please I need your advice, my kid brother just got admitted into computer engineering. what words of advice can you give so he don't end up stranded.
Thanks in anticipation.
Computer engineering is majorly about building computer gadgets, for the educational ground, if he needs to make stride, of course he should focus on his studies and graduate with nothing less than 2.1(second class upper). on practical ground, all he need to learn this days especially during holidays is either laptop repair, fixing, coupling and maybe even programming etc.
If he don't wanna participate in such field, then he should learn during holidays IoT and embedded system, This is one of the greatest trends in the nearest future in computer engineering sector in Nigeria. Read more about IoT(internet of things).
Although learning IoT is not easy here and could be costly attimes.
Programming › Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by stanliwise(m): 9:27pm On Nov 25, 2019
zone51:
Yes if you have time very well. The video is well self-explanatory. All you need is to practice upon practice.

HTML, CSS, JavaScript, bootstrap, wordpress, jQuery, NodeJs, ES6, jQuery mobile, all these are consisted in the study pack.

All you need is time to dedicate to study them. cool
All this languages are too much for one person in my opinion.
Programming › Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by stanliwise(m): 9:26pm On Nov 25, 2019
Richnero99:
thanks for your advice sir
you're welcome, you can start of by learning front-end Dev on web. This is for people who have a nice sense of style and good eye for app and web.

If coding is too hard for you, learn web design(graphics) e.g UX/UI or tools for building logo and amazing images.
But UX/UI is hot cake.
Webmasters › Re: Please I Need Help Urgently by stanliwise(m): 8:39pm On Nov 24, 2019
damilola4162:
hello nairalanders
I discovered that my email account password has been changed about 20 hours ago. ever since two hours ago I have not been able to access my email. please I need suggestion on how to recover my email.
Recover it or send your email admin a message.
Also if connected to your bank account, report quickly.
Try to also recover it using your mobile phone.
Education › Re: I Feel Depressed With A CGPA Of 4.2+ by stanliwise(m): 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2019
Ithream:
Just about yesterday after speaking with my Class advicer, I was left in a depressed state.

I am currently on my 400level IT and I am to return back to school this coming new year by January. He told me about my result. He said my CGPA is the highest so far. Which makes me his best student. I asked him for the exact CGPA which he replied with with a *4.06*. My God I wondered why he was glad to break such a sad news to me. I thought I had chances of making it a 4.1+ the previous semester. I told him thanks. But I know I wasn't Happy sad

I did the maths...and I found out that the highest CGPA I can make is 4.2+ after my final year(2 semesters left) I feel terrible right now. How can I shift it to 4.3+ Cgpa? I have heard of students borrowing courses but I don't really know if this could be one of their reasons for doing such.


NB: I am not in anyway trying to make it look like having such a CGPA is bad or I am ungrateful. It's just that I have plans of applying for scholarships to study abroad but won't such a Gp hinder me?

Pls I need someone to placate me with motivational words. I feel like a looser. After all these years of studies! What if I loose the passion for school or studies after returning next year? I feel real bad sad sad

What if I might even loose the chance of being the best graduating student of my set like my class adviser had said
sad sad
I was once in your shoes.
I understand when you put much effort and didn't find the expected outcomes.
I understand
What is your course of study?
Programming › Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by stanliwise(m): 7:08am On Nov 24, 2019
Richnero99:
Good day, guys,

Having saved up some amount of money, I am considering quitting my job and getting acquainted with an IT skill.

There is this friend of mine, who is a Web designer, developer, programmer and even a graphic designer; the guy is quite good (he started learning all these from a very young age).

When I contacted him and asked him to teach me Web development, he said OK, but his fee is 120k for three months. I opened my mouth in shock.

Well, long story short, I negotiated, and he finally cut down the price to 80k saying it's because we are friends. He said he would be teaching me Css, Html, Java script and NodeJs. I don't know Jack about all of that, I have only built sites with WordPress, but I feel the price is still too high.

Are there cheaper options for me or should I just go with him?
Don't quite your job.
A bird in the hand is better than thousands in the forest. Although this doesn't mean we shouldn't go looking for more/bigger birds because we have one at hand.

Long story short, 80k three month lecture wouldn't transform you. Anyone who tells you that you will become a productive programmer by 3 months is playing a fast one on you.
Most time investment in programming is majorly about time. Time and practice will help you understand what and what you need to know to be a good web dev.

My Advice:
Go to w3school.com and try to learn the fundamentals of the languages your friends tell you. Get pdf books and learn properly.
This will build your foundation and open your eyes but still it might not make you proficient.

From this if you're still interested, you can then tell your so-called friend to teach you what and what you need to know.

Learning web from an organization or friend etc is best when you know what and what you need to learn about.

My opinion
If your friend is planning to teach you the whole package of web dev. I must warn you of a pitfall. Web dev isn't a one man job.
Programming › Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by stanliwise(m): 6:56am On Nov 24, 2019
tobby20:
Bros which language should i learn now , abd can you for Gods sake , mentor me
what platform do you prefer?
Mobile
Web
Desktop

I can mentor you but I don't mentor for free.
Programming › Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by stanliwise(m): 10:20am On Nov 19, 2019
[quote author=wapcali post=84134023][/quote]Mr man, why did you mention my name?

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