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IntrovertedGuru:
With time I'd learn SQL well.
I'd appreciate if you could write a code for me. Thanks for reaching out to me

Have you gotten your problem solved or should I write the code?

taytee:
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unmask:
smh.....ask a lawyer then a banker close to you

Get out instead of you to acknowledge what you don't know you're proving head strong.

deomelo:
Why is it hard for you ipobs to state categorically what act of corruption Tinubu committed or what laws he broke or the part of the Nigerian constitution he violated?


Is it not rettarded, idiotic, ignorant and unintelligent to label people corrupt but have zero proof of corruption to show?

Your own village leaders collect taxes, debts, and allocations, but they haven't commissioned anything meaningful since 1960, Ekeremadu your ipob brother looted your village dry with mansions all over Nigeria, Dubai, UK and the UK, but you ipobs care less, you are ready to die over other people's business and what you and your crack cocain internet uncle can not prove with facts.

Silly hypocrites.

Who swear for you people sef?

You are a blooded tribalist, all you think all day are the Igbo for you to call me one. Also you seem like a loyalist and bounded or held captive by worshipping some set of people. I am not.

unmask:
Better go and read the act well so you can stop misguiding people. You can collect any cash amount from banks.... however you pay charges above a certain amount and the transaction must be reported to the authorities

The Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act 2011 makes it illegal
for any individual to accept or make any cash payment that
exceeds N5m (Five Million Naira). This means that every cash
transaction over N5m must be done via a financial institution.
Any person found guilty of contravening this is liable to
imprisonment for a term of not less than 3 years or a fine of
N10m (Ten Million Naira) or to both.

The above is the act straight as quoted, it is actually 5 million Naira. Stop misleading people, be guided.

sapele914:
They don’t have any evidence,after they will be complaining after the Judge throws out the case,they believe more in lies like the one Nnamdi Kanu spits,than the facts of the subject matter,is it a crime for a billion van to bring money to an individual?,that means all financial institutions are guilty?

Poverty is not a good thing,if they want the bank to deliver money to their houses,they should call their accounts officer,give him or her instructions,pay for the delivery which should have minimal insurance coverage in case anything goes wrong during delivery,your money will delivered to your door step.

God will Judge you. It is either you are a slave to money or you are just a simpleton who have no idea of the implications of carrying such money on broad day light in our street and roads. For what transaction exactly According to the Money Laundry act, a very huge amount running above N500,000 for an individual should not be paid using physical cash but must be through the bank so that EFCC can track such money. How do you think drug dealers, politicians and kidnappers transfer huge fund. If not for our failed system, EFCC would have tracked and seize such fund but no they didn't. Yet people like you still support lawlessness in broad dayligjt.... May God forgive you.

Lucid1:
This RENO is MAD!!!

Atiku gave N600 million CASH when he campaigned in Calabar, he did same in several other states; let him go and die. There are waivers given to political parties during elections to carry heavy cash, provided the monies weren't obtained illicitly.

why are you people like this ?? Now you have left the Tinubu case and jump to Atiku.
You people should stop justifying corruption with corruption.
Tinubu carrying money in bullion van was illegal according to the Money Laundry Act, so as any corrupt politician whether Atiku or whosoever that has stolen public fund. Why then taking sides... is partisanship everything? Do they feed you??

Valleys:
Design has to do with inserting template on an already existing platform whereas development has to do with building a site from scratch. Like coding. You can confirm cos am not a pro.

No, you getting it wrong. You don't need coding to be a web developer and you can be a coder that specializes in web design. I hope you catch my drift.

donjo2:
Hi guys,

I have been thinking on this without unique clarity on what differentiates Web design from Web development.

I did a few searches on Google but most articles centred on backend and frontend without specifics.

Anyone who has info on this please help out.

Thanks!

Web development is a technical term used to refer to overall and long term process of web maintenance, web functionality and improvement process of web.
web design is a part of it which deals with aesthetic and physical layout of web platform.

Dacronym:
I would Pick HIV over a Myriad Of Diseases Out there afflicting Mankind today. Diseases that Are Not a result of your own Actions or Mistakes. more deadly Dangerous diseases as Opposed to HIV that Drs do not even see as Problem anymore
If you are Scared Of Dying or falling sick you should know better than to dive in Raw
This Making Frontpage says a lot about the level of literacy and Exposure of the Members and Moderators Of this Forum
That is How Tobi Bakre Did Check up and Pasted It all over IG to tell the whole world he ishealthy
Immature People Are Ruling Nairaland tweeter and IG

Playing Song When waiting for result? Really? Would that Change the result of what is in your blood that the test would reveal?
Smh I'm losing braincells Reading thru this thread

stop being technical about everything, life is not always 1+1, we are all humans after, we die to live and live to die. jokes and stupidity are part of humanity. Beside the question was harmlessly trying to get people reactions, it didn't state it would change the result....

Pidginwhisper:
Aiye le ibosi Oooooo! By Tope Alabi. Even the nurses on duty go help you chorus as it's a popular song.







But if you hear this signatory tone " It's not the end of the world, you can still live long with it" Just know that you're close to being finished. Just breakdown immediately like this [img]https://1.bp..com/-USuvwt_t2bQ/VuhyzoAIRpI/AAAAAAAA9Ls/TEG09XMr2uYPRnleIDkOBeFIJJhLAS_TQ/s1600/giphy.gif[/img]

The doctor might later tell you it is a mistake

MaiGemu:
Nigerians are too realistic.. They'll always check the name in order to start their tribal wars.

Why can't u guys just be like GMB? Centralized man with zero nepotism

you were making sense until you mentioned the wrong name......

Truthbites:
Have u received 5 naira biscuit today? Its not easy to give. Even if they gave 1kobo Sweet, giving is hard, just acknowledge them and move on. Naija too hard now I beg

You are actually ...





































not making any sense

prodigyhenry:
That's very true jealousy is one of the reasons why people do the craziest things. Even something as complex as religious war has its root simply in jealousy. Jealousy can make you do anything. And there is never a good jealousy

Your last statement is wrong.

Investmentfreak:
Please what’s the meaning of ncan
Afonja
Please anyone with answer should school me.

Thanks

NCAN - Name checkers Association of Nigeria. An acronym given to people that find the name/tribe in every news to either abuse the tribe or praise it.

Afonja - A yoruba man..... The igbo generally refer to yoruba as Afonja meaning backstaber, it is based on thr history of a man called Afonja, google it.

Henri8:
Something like pump action.

savage

Earlystar698:
NCAN

hahahahhaha kikikii lwkm

seunfly:
The problem is corruption in the system, the system itself has been corrupted.
No matter what u do to the system, the corruption in the system will still render it impotent.

Systemic corruption (or endemic corruption) is corruption which is primarily due to the weaknesses of an organization or process. - Wikipedia

There is something you're failing to understand. A system that is porous cannot be free of corruption. A porous system can only be perfect in a place without corruption. Many time people tends to handle public matters as family matter, so we depend on the goodwill of officers and government to do what is right. do you think that if the white men where to come to Nigeria they wouldn't exploit the system ??

Certainly they would and they wouldn't spear a kobo, It will be shocking to you if only you find out some of our most corrupt politicians today have little or no intention of being corrupt like this but entering the system and seeing how easy it is to cart away millions of Naira for yourself, you can only resist the urge for only but a short while.

in developed countries they have overtime patched their system continuously, learning from past mistake and ways people have exploited system, aside putting in heavy resources in system repair, they put resource in inventing new and innovating ways of securing future exploitation.

But here in Nigeria, we are in the business of discussing and looking for how to punish perpetrators who has exploited the system and from experience we haven't been successful in punishing them, this is not a major problem, the greatest problem is that in our very own eyes, people has continuously exploited us using exact template and old tactics. Yet we continue to hear similar cases again and again and again.
How can there be any progress, it like buying rat poison to kill rats disturbing you in your house without patching the entry portal they used in coming to your house.
Fighting corruption directly has no end except you cut it source (porous system).

Nigeria is currently running in circles with our mode of operations and such system may take forever to evolve to something efficient. This problem is not unique to Nigeria but is seem to be a mark of Africa as a whole. The poor system of Africa government will hold Africa for a very very long time. The way out is Education, Awareness and proper orientation.

May of us still till today feel that our major problem is corruption and the more we continue to fight corruption, the more we remain in circles. we have to leave fightings corruption directly and address the porousity of system, learn continuously from past experience. Although may not happen very fast because I feel some top people are aware of out real problem and will do things to frustrated any system repair but with much pressure and when people address the real problems, it is only for a short time before things will automatically start to happen itself.

paiz:
You are rich

You are poor

One day you will die


All the money you acquire by dubious means shall mean nothing

Good name is better than Riches

well said d but even God will want us to do things the right way. by placing good security in Nigeria system.

Macon1212:
Let's start from you are you a virgin? Whatever your answer is that is the reason for the question you asked.

stop being silly, no one is dragging anyone into the questions. if you need a quick answer, ask your girlfriend, sister asap

izzou:
Ive never taken a stick of cigarette before, but I have a friend who was warned by his mother not to hangout with me because of the friends I have

Like I said, people don't go about with "scanners" to scan characters, attitude and behaviors.

How you present yourself is what they judge with. Only adventurous ones, like me , like to discover what's in the package, without judging the looks of the pack

Oga people jugdement is one of the most complicated things you can think of. Some people hatred and bad judgment are pathological.

Emmanuel226:
all these reasons are inconsequential

why are they not important? I guess you didn't read it at all

buhariski:
I'm a chronic masturbator I don't know how i get myself into dis shit. This year has been a worst year in my life and I can't control d way I mastubate. I don't know if it is due to depression and loneliness.

This year I made a promise not to visit the brothel though I have kept to the promise. My problem now I have done everything possible to make sure I stop masturbation but I can't just stop it. The highest I can go is a week then return to normal.

It's affecting me especially in my work place. cos during the working days the time I will get to rest I will used it to browse the net (night browsing you understand) using it watch porn movies online without getting a sleep and a enough wanking. This has made me less productive in my work. I wil look so weak and tired and I will b having some dizziness at worked. My co workers have took note of it and my boss too. Though he has not really take action or give me quarries maybe be cos I'm d hard working type and I expect that soonest.

The bigger problem now my dick is always embarrassing me publicly I can't just control it. any time I 'm with the opposite sex I always having a strong Boner. There is a day i was at home washing my clothes I was all alone in the compound cos everyone left for their various places, suddenly a small girl walked into the compound she should be 14 to 15 years old but she has a very matured physique. She was selling pap (akamu). She walked to me asking of someone living in the compound and as I was answering and I was not having any bad thought in my head oo but found out my dick got erected when I was talking to her. I didn't know oo cos I put on a lit boxer I saw her looking below, for my mind why dis girl dey look ground and I just checked myself I found out my penis was fully erect. Mehn I couldn't stand the shame and embarrassment I gave to myself that day.

Yesterday something similar happened but wit my neighbour daughter DAT she is in SS1. I was in kitchen cooking oo so she came in to fetch WATER, as she bowed down to get the water her bra got exposed I saw her breast cos she got big breast I couldn't resist myself, I had a strong boner again but this time she didn't notice anything but I had rushed to my room to cool down myself while my food is on fire burning. I just weak and getting a girlfriend has been very difficult for me. The rejections I have had from girls would make someone to commit suicide.

Masturbation is not a problem. watching erotic stuff is

Kingspin:
Daddy Freeze what is your concern? So you finally gone the mad.

Can't people leave their private life again? You believe on something so allow people who also believe on other things to be. They are not going about killing.

Mr Freeze, count yourself luck. Just try other religion

what was the private pictures doing online. or you mean he broke into oge's house and stole them?

amaniro:
Regina Daniels please don't push your popularity. We know you're an actress so just hapu ya like that.

so where are rich actors . Or are men acting for free?

delugajackson:
Shameless kleptomaniac. Can't keep her sticky fingers to herself. A cursory check on her genealogy would reveal that she's a direct descendant of Anini.

Take this one home and in the morning you will wake up to find that she has stolen your T.V, smartphone, wrist-watch, wallet, garri, pot of soup, your dinning table, including your fridge and all it's contents. You might even find your whole house empty. Men really need to be careful, it's not every lady you take home. You might end up carrying a klepto, a psycho or a marine spirit disguising as olosho. Shine your eyes.

what has gender got to do with being a kpletomaniac?

nicepoker101:
yes I am praying for more to occur.

Thank God you know the surgeon that operated her is on the run and he has lost his license he worked so hard to com earn. Rather than praying evil of other surgeon why not become one yourself and get the job done faster....

nicepoker101:
If 8 out of 10 ladies going for azz enlargement ends up this way. I am sure others will think twice before embarking on the journey.

why should that be?
Are in another words praying for more occurrence of this situation?

mikejj:
RIP..women no go ever hear...I believe somebody must have advice her .she will say Lee mee alone make I live my life. .

life in the grave

KingOfAllIgbos:
The Yoruba boy was contaminated by the chestbeater.

According to a UNESCO finding in 737 BC, chestbeaters commit 90% of the crime in Nigeria

useless mad man.
provide me a link to the url of the unesco publication and I will modify this post and congratulate you.
You think we are carried away because you mentioned UNESCO

seunfly:
See how much immediate past NSITF stole

‘N62.3b fraud: EFCC freezes 30 accounts of ex-NSITF boss, seizes 37 assets

Just Imagine.
I will still continue to say our major problem in Nigeria is not corruption but bad system because how did he manage to steal the money in the first place. It means the system is porous enough to drain such amount with being detected immediately.

seunfly:
You are correct, to make the matter worst apart from all the big churches around the home, NSITF branch office is almost adjacent to the orphanage home as well.

NSITF means Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund

so sad