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Abouwaza:
Exactly my point who are you to tell me who I fall in love with provided I'm an adult?

You either a troll or you’re just being naive. Mtchew

iInjureHerYansh:
Zzor has irreparably injured this one

The biitch rn..
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I done laugh tire

Dickeyrider:
Wetin concern you?

no come my side I no call your name.

SmartPolician:
Sowore should never have joined politics

I don't know who advised him.

He should have maintained the path of activism

we can’t leave politicking to the evil men. One of us the good ones must go and pick that mantle if we want anything reasonable. It is very easy to get things done ourselves than hoping other will do it for us.

Na wa o person wey dey beg for 500k na im dey call people poor. This life no sha balance last last

moneyissweet:
Skinny women is a turnoff for me, I want them like this and I can empty my bank account for women like this below.

Empty your bank account. When this size is everywhere.

Macsjebs:
Honesty pays
A good name is better than riches

At this point, I really don't need to say check my signature, no one cares, who I epp!??

Reverse psychology

I have had two encounters but they were long ago in school.
First was in a night class where one stupid guy I don't know where he came from sat down near my friend and within minutes my friiend left, only for me to come and occupy same position, after sometime, the stupid guy wrote a text on a book "can we be friend?", I just look am say this one na mad man o, but I just gave a nodding gesture, later on at night during the reading, the idiot start to wrap his hand around my back, thought he was trying to take something or maybe steal but his hand has just at my back for no reason, he did this like four times and then I took my books and left completely. only next morning my friend sitting there initially narrated how same guy was touching him while he was asleepy.

Second one was a guy we were like brothers, Being a bright student I do his assignment, he sits close to me on tests and exams and in turn I get free foods and class notes(because he never misses class and I was exactly reverse). Until one day we were doing assembly language and he gave me his phone to use to search the net, only God knows what took me to the gallery, the things I saw ehn, chai, I jumped to his whatsApp chat and saw his conversation with some people who they exchange video and pictures even somethings he pay for it. Omo I started to suspect some weird files I see on his laptop, when I reverse the extension from .mr7 to .mp4, omo see bulks of homo porn. Since that day I trim out friendship from 90% to like 1.5%. I just totally avoid him like plague, the day I revealed it to him, he confessed a boss he worked for, manipulated him into it and he couldn't stop. I later just forgot everything but since then I never go close to him except on few cases when we do test and exams. Me wey be say woman almost distracted me while in school then, The way I like anything with skirt, boob and ass ehn. If not I have plan to live responsible, i should have been a Dad of like three.

Kingzy4real:
I am deeply in love with my wife's sister. She love me too. The feeling is too much to be controlled. Sometimes i consider taking her as second wife but i dont know if culture will permit that.........

My love for my sister's wife began 11years ago when i never married my wife. Things happened so fast that the girl got married to another man because am not financially ready, I asked her to go ahead with the marriage .

1year later i made money and fall in love with her sister who is now my wife. Throughout the years i dated my ex (my wife's sister) i never had sexual intercourse with her.

Fastfoward recently, my wife's sister was sent packing after she caught her husband with a woman, the altercation got heated that she was asked to live.

Now i am being faced with the worst nightmare, a nightmare of finding myself in a trance of loving my ex, who is my sister's wife by blood.

I am now suffering depression, i pushed this girl to marry a wrong guy because i thought i will not make it too early enough.

Allowing this girl to go the second time is what i can not think of, betraying my wife is the least thing on my mind too.

I can convince my wife to marry her sister but how will people feel? what does tradition says about it?

Please someone talk to me before i commit suicide and end this once and for all !!

You are stupid for saying you push her to marry the wrong man. No apologies

Please please and please, act responsibly, let your sister wife move out and go far away. She is not welcomed around you.

Moreso this sounds like a sponsored post

albetguy:
A web developer is needed for an urgent job in lagos.

The engineer must have experience in the following;
- PHP 7.4,
- Javascript
- CSS, SASS/SCSS
- VueJs (Vue CLI)
- Laravel 8,
- MySQL
- Bootstrap, VueBootstrap, Vuesax, Tailwind CSS, Webpack
- Setting up Ubuntu Server on DigitalOcean
- CI/CD with Docker and Docker Compose
- Use of Git
- Setting up web proxy with Cloudflare
- Installing SSL with Let's Encrypt (aleady configure to run with Docker)

Please send a pm or drop your contact info.

Hmmm almost all are my stack
reach me stanliwise[at]gmail.com

oluwakontrol:
Couldn't find any crypto currency group here on nairaland I would prefer putting it there than here. Please is there anything like bitcoin cloud minning?
Someone sent it to my telegram.
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please don’t fall for that crap

Fact1:
Nah from my phone's emoji,,,, not all is working just few,,,,,,

Have a nice day man✌️✊❤️

☺️

Fact1:
Wow you're right,,.

You and i are just arguing on different things,,

I got what you're trying to explain since,,,,,,

Yes those bad girls are so so difficult to know,,,,, I've not think it this way since,,,,,, god should not allowed us jam dem,,,dem sabi ruin person life,,,


I'm just referring to the normal random ones,,,,, i mean those ones that show it phisicaly ,,,

Much love bro,❤️

The title of our argument is misunderstanding,,✊✌️

@The bolded God has already told us to prepare ourselves for what is to come. If they come and you are not prepare then they will game you.

Anyway I wonder how you found some smiley that works on Nairaland.
Have a good day too

Shey na like dis we go dey dey ?

Fact1:
Okau sir,,,,



You know what I meant,,,so asking me is like a retorical question,,,,,,,

Though you want me to start mentioning ,, dressing,, flirting,,etc,,lol

Baba you know bad girls dat I'm referring to,,,,

It is quite easy to spot some bad girls.
But it is also very difficult to spot the remaining,
They look talk, eat and laugh just like the good ones.
The mistake we guys make is that we have some weird preferences of who good people look like. Some real badass girls know this preferences and the can hijack it by eating their cake and having it back.

So in other words, it is difficult, infact very difficult, very very very difficult to really knows a bad girl correctly.. It is just not possible to point them out so easy. It takes a lot of social maturity to easily point them out. I bet you won’t score 50/100 if you were told to point out 100 bad girls in a crowd
Just a food for thought

Fact1:
But sir ,, you said how will I know if a girl is good,,?,,,,,,

But you're just trying to play smart,,,

Sir you knew dat your intention is dat there's no good girl ,, because of what i typed earlier,,,,,,,,,

Sir please can you tell me how to know a good girl,,?

My question was simple and straight. Instead of seeking clarification, you hastily concluded that my intentions means “There are no good girls”. In other word my question is like a sarcasm.

Maybe you should answer your question first. You said you don’t follow bad girls. Then it mean you kinda know how to spot the bad girls. Maybe you should hint us on how bad girls look like. I am assuming you wanna say the ones that put on lashes and the ones that always dress in a way, the ones you see around boys many times and the ones that would say buy me shawarma or send me recharge cards? I am just guessing

ethicallyright:
Gone are the days when women of easy virtue hid their trade.

Today olosho and clout na 5&6.
Nonsense and lazy youths.

Please how old are you??

Fact1:
Even the way you approached me,, i can feel dat you don't believe dat there's good ones ,,not surprised though,,, because that's what most of you guys thinks,,,,,, i can't explain anything to you because this conversation is totally unproductive,,,,

You've concluded in yaa mind no good ones,,,, issokay sir,,✊

Rather you concluded that I think there are no good girls. I think you are guilty of what you are accusing me sir. You should take your own advice sir.

SensualMan:
I cannot predict the actual age a Nigerian girl starts having sex but let's assume 10 years of active sex before settling down.
15 times of sex in 30 days multiplied by 12 calendar months ie 15 X 12 = 180 times battered pucci in a year.

180 multiplied by 10 years of active sex = 1,800 times a girls Pucci was battered.

The image below has a mileage of 1,000

For an average Nigerian girl that was battered 1,800 times before u married her, I wonder what hers would look like.

Guys please always run inspection on a girl's Pucci before u tie the knot.
Pucci don't lie.

Any guys who takes this advice is in for a time bomb. If you think checking pussy is the way out then you will marry a public wife. So so myopic. The human system is complex, so it is possible a LovePeddler would have a very tight pussy and perky breast. Don’t be fooled.

Your social engineering skills should help you know how sexually active a girl is. The mistake most guys do is to run into hasty conclusions like they know the sexuality of their partner when in reality they simply know nothing.

For any guys out there reading this, when you see a compatible girl then keep your mind open. Before doing love confession it is advisable you flirt with such girl like you would do with any runs girl you meet. The original intention is to understand her sexuality. It doesn’t always have to end with sex. In fact be ready to talk dirty and flirty, create comfort so she can share her sexual fantasies with you. This isn’t a sure way to know a girl.
But it is better

Fact1:
Werey boy ,,,,,,,,❤️


I'm not a bad nigga,,,,,,

All the bad one should stop ,,,,,

But this your conclusion dey worry my brain sha,,,,,,,2000 dickson at 28,,,,,haa,,,, but not all girls nah,,,,

I don't roll with bad ones,,,,,

You dey use style promote formication,,,,,, how will i,, check ham,,,,, will i say alaye lemme check yaa pus** ,,,,,


Have you check yaa current girlfriend's own?,,,,,,❤️

Are you a bad nigga ?

Please let me hear who you think are the bad one . Like what do you see and conclude they are not the good girls

DenreleDave:
no need to apologize jare.. You are all good.. I don't see any sense in apologizing

Reason is:
Don't be surprise that the foolish girl will be snapping selfie with the guy in a week to two weeks time.. She will call it love.. And tag Stronger than ever

Lil frosh, u have done nothing bad, u av only proved that u r an alpha male... After all this is what our so-called nairaland alpha male refers to as being an ALPHA

Lil frosh has done nothing bad, he is only showing the characteristics of an alpha male

This is real sarcasm

Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

Abeg this girl na human being
5 times a day
For 1.5 years.

Baba if you wan exaggerate
Make you dey try calm down na

rymesgentility:
Bro , if you actually lead praises in church and this happened .. and your asking why !! Then you not worthy of leading praises on the alter of God , Go pray and ask God why that happened... praises goes with pure and dedicated mind, you will even be carried away why praising God .. so why went blank.. you should rather be looking for God’s face why that happened.. rather than you creating this thread...

shut up already.
Please no dogmatic Sunday today.

gunners160:
ur own beta. Mine was worst. I happened to be a Member of a musical band in School back then. So one day the band coordinator decided to make some changes and brought out a rule that every musical band member must sing on Sunday most especially those of us in charge of musical instrument. When it got to my turn, we rehearsed together but I was called upon and next thing one fear just enter me I started singing rubbish but I still try small since na rehearsal. I told the band leader that I can't perform before the congregation he should please let me be but he refused . So on Sunday came, omo kan see how I dress. Wore my best cloth and waiting to be called upon for praise. Immediately time for praise start, na so I start to dey shout and sing off beat. Stage fright wan kill me even though I try to compose myself and continue but stage fright wont let me be. Na one girl save me collect micro phone for my hand and I kan become back up singer. Shame catch me through out that semester I stopped being a band member since then

Next time don’t let people put you in a tight corner. Every great singer started somewhere. It is good to do things that would challenge us but not what will overwhelm us.
You might have been a great band member but that Post traumatic experience changed the story.

KingAzubuike:
Moreover someone like mc can never be governor. He doesn't have what it takes. He can't even speak good English. He's not presentable too.

Did you even know that mc limps? his leg no straight.

Please stop body shaming.

MC for me can’t be, he simply lack a good background story, based on being heads of touts(danfo men). But if the people at the head say they like him. Then they could turn him on the people. Since last last Lagos people not get choice

If I would advise any one, don’t go into a long distance relationship. Please!!

Curious345:
TWO TYPES OF SEX

1) PROTECTED SEX
2) UNPROTECTED SEX.

Married men who are faithful need not be concerned, because this post is for the players, and for theunfaithful married men.

the volume of Baby mama's in our society is a cause for concern.
Majority of these baby mamas are products of a one night stand .
Are we saying there are dudes here who bleep olosho without condoms ?

During the days I was playing 9 and centre midfield, I came across lots of ladies who do not like PROTECTED SEX. That is to say ,they do not want condoms.

Funny, because these ladies do not even know my medical history . But I insist on wearing a condom.

But when the sex is sweeting her, they will make attempt to remove my condom and I will refuse .

Some dont even want condom ,saying they are allergic to condoms ,that it makes them sick,that it will scratch their punna,they it will make them barren, that it will take the enjoyment away .

Bros what to do ?

And then I ask them this question , what if I am HIV positive? If we do raw you get infected immediately.
They say is a lie you don't have HIV.

Haaaaa kilode, how are you sure ?


Anyway, guys please be careful out there .

How did you feel the last time you had serious malaria or typhoid ?
That moment when you have to drink plenty malaria drugs and antibiotics.

If you enter HIV kingdom, the effects are way way more than that your serious malaria / typhoid bout.
And you'll be put on a cocktail of drugs for life.

FYI: HIV IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE. INFACT THEY LOOK MORE HEALTHIER THAN YOU ,AND FEEL HEALTHIER TOO.
I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE ON ARV's AND THEY LOOKS COOL.

but before you put preek , consider bro

Wise words man. The rate at which olosho and many so called married men are spreading disease like wild fire even to their wives.

Palema007:
Keeping beards.... I hate beards
Keeping long nails...
Talking too much.... This one is a huge turn off.

I can still cut off his nails and beards when he is asleep but When a guy talks too much? Lol we no go even blend self.

Is it that you don’t like people that talk a lot? or you don’t like boys that talk a lot?

Because they are different

angelfallz:
you have to take the matter up with the school. it is because men keep quiet about biased and unjust rules and regulations thats how they become the norm.

Also, let your parents know that your younger brother got beaten by a girl in school and nothing was done about it by the school authority. But if he were to beat a girl he would be suspended.

I have always faulted this rubbish belief that no matter what a man should not hit a woman. I always point out that, that belief encourages violence against men. you are now seeing the real life implications on your brother.

stanliwise shey the boy did the right thing in walking away?

Stupid question out of all possible questions to ask just to get my attention

Gender means your biological role. Thinking otherwise is just being naive. Male or female nobody has the right to violence and violent act

#DeathToGenderSupremacy
#SayNoToFemaleSupremacy
#SayNoToMaleSupremacy
#SayNoToSexism

Now you have my answer

Lekside230:
Good morning nairalanders..how was your night?I'm actually here for your advice about my relationship... I won't call it a relationship anymore though...please don't mind my grammars as some might be bad.....,so it happens this way...she actually called me on Monday and tell me she has something very important to tell me...i asked what's that about?she said she actually need 15k that someone she borrowed money from is disturbing her and she had to pay it, it was true though..,because i know about the issue...she said she is going to borrow the 15k from her dad and pay it and so when I try to give her the money she will replace it....I only said i will try... Because i myself I'm not too financially okay myself.... So yesterday..I actually had some issue going on with me....I was actually scammed yesterday and this guy switched off and not even coming online again.....so it all got me so worried..,so she chatted me up yesterday afternoon around 2pm...I greeted her normally..I said I'm not just fine that I'm kind of depressed..all she could say is OK..,I said is that what she's supposed to say...she said is she a witch that she'd know what's happening to me....that's how it all began....that that's how i do if I don't want to do something...that I want to use it as an excuse...start calling me different kind of names whereby her friends was even there with her...no respect... I'm a broke ass nigga..I'm very poor..I should go and tell my friends and my mum that she said i am broke.. Cuz that what i am...she just Start calling me different kind of bad names....she said her mom help me borrow some money that I couldn't pay back..I told her I'm going to pay back..she just start saying different kind of abusive words at me that village people are really following me...so that's how she said it's over between us....and i said so shall it be.... Because if we have a little disagreement she'd start talking about break up....and I'd be the one to apologize....so I just have to made up my mind last night and just make it finally come true...I actually sent her 4k on Wednesday and she never ask me before i did.
so i just have to block her number last night and block her on WhatsApp after telling her it's over between us cuz i can't cope with a disrespectful girlfriend even where her friend is...but what happen is as have blocked her everywhere.... I'm not just comfortable... I couldn't really sleep tonight cuz I was just thinking about everything.... I already prayed on her name in several places and they all saying she's good....but I don't just understand this...it's hard to forget though.... so to cut the long story short..she later apologized on whatsapp and ask for the 15k immediately..but i won't count that as an apology..i just need an advice on how i can just forget this girl....cuz my mind is just soo troubled that I can't really sleep....thank you all for your candid advice and please no insults about my bad grammers...some screenshots will be attached...once again no insults... Thank you all in advance.

You caused your own doom.
How did you borrow money from them without paying...
Please explain it to me
Sincerely I am not understanding.