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Hypemp3:
This doesn’t even make sense. Were you typing from the hole just beneath your buttocks?

Truth is bitter. Knew quite a lot of my colleagues who later empathize this being true with time. Not all but most. Not here to stop your own conclusions

Too much perfume. As them get low self esteem, house is actually over populated and no healthy air flow. So clothes stinks

AyoNews:
Do advice her. Either from experience or witness

I have always been like that to my wife and when single X's. He is mature to know it only interesting when the other party wants you. I myself sometimes opt for celibacy to improve my hornyness, and turns her down too, to display my discipline. I don't misread my partners behaviors like before, I respect her like I expect her to for me. Stop trying to have explanation for everything and nobody actually need us better that ourselves. Sometimes sef the man might just be initiating sex to please you, it this your questions I consider funny 😁.

I know him as Daniel. A very close younger friend. Still visit my dad some months back. Pray for you Dan.

Samsunny99:
Depression is real
The rate at which suicide is becoming the order of the day it means people are becoming mentally weak in everyday life struggles

Too much information is available. Really feeling over stimulated few weeks now. Can't even pinpoint triggers. It well.

UkwuAmu:
They could do themselves some good by giving like 7 for 1 so that everyone can buy . it will get to that price before you know it . If Google, Apple and Microsft didn't do split, a lot of people will not be able to buy . Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class A NYSE: BRK.A is going for 510,125.00 USD per share

nestle has negative shareholders equity. Overvalued shit ni o. Next bear market there yansh go open. The rest have dual listing so I understand there price.

vacanci:
November is historically bearish gang waiting for Santa, here are a few select stocks I just checked their history for November last year

the market will be down because of profit taking. Budget proposal by fg coming too.

Locotrader:
https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/39709_SUNU_ASSURANCES_NIGERIA_PLC-_QUARTER_3_-_FINANCIAL_STATEMENT_FOR_2023_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_OCTOBER_2023.pdf

Impressive result.
Some stocks will join Japaul on full bid on Monday.
Tinubull round 2 is here again.

The 3rd quarter Is loss. The insurance business still at loss only a windfall from other income which is revaluation of an fx friendly investment

Allisgud:
Next thing now,the woman go dey form UK law and the man will regret he brought her

the husband and kids are the one coming to UK.

[quote author=yesloaded post=126659930][/quote]Am married o but let be honest I behave to some extent this way just lucky we are working on it and it working.
Life too short to live by many people confusion. Wishing you well ma

Zionmdde:
So taxes and levies paid in those markets cannot employ people to ensure those places are kept clean. Or don't the traders there pay their rents, tax, levies, permits and the rest to the so called state government?

Nigeria operates backwardly

raumdeuter:
Abacha operated in a military regime, where he had no Senate, no House of rep, no elections that cost money. All the 5 political parties adopted him as consensus candidate

He appointed whoever he likes to governorship

Tinubu should appoint Joe Igbokwe as Anambra governor, Appoint Lai Mohamed as Enugu governor, appoint El Rufai as Abia governor, appoint Wike as Lagos governor, Appoint Asari Dokubo as Osun governor, Chimaraoke to Kano

Tinubu should get all the political parties to adopt him as Presidential candidate

Tinubu should return Minimum wage to N350 per month like it was under Abacha, Teachers on strike permanently, ASUU on strike for over 1yr and Abacha solution was to sack all lecturers and send soldiers to pack their load out of staff quarters

We get suspended from Commonwealth, he bans us from attending Nations cup

Ogoni people protest of environmental degradation, he hangs all of them including Saro Wiwa

Should we hope Tinubu start killing opposition like Abacha did too so we can see how many of these people will be alive

God will punish there economics teacher. As in Abacha that Nigeria became his property. Almost everyone then accepted strike as the new normal. People wore poverty with hope, as in no ambition and Nigeria completely isolated. They switch factors of productions at there own will. Those debt stated 😳 was most forgiven after 1999 some are still the Paris club refund buhari dash state governments. As in Nigerians read books abnormally like zombies 🧟‍♂️. See from 1980 economically with GDP dollars adjusted for inflation, we are still in same state but population more than doubled. We need birth control and less government using taxed funds to assist some few.

Pierocash:
you don't have to taunt him even if it is the girl that dumped him.

You are the one making a big deal out of the issue, the guy may not even take it as a big deal. Some men can do anything for a woman once they fall in love, but the moment the relationship fails, they move on , no big deal. Spend only what you can afford to lose, if sending her to school is something not a big deal, do it. But don't spend what will drain you, no hard feelings

See if they play one honestly thank God o. It worse to end up with someone planning to play you. It not simping helping someone out no go send girlfriend go private university o. If na government own, you are being assisted by government. I thank God the guy didn't trade his work for love.

balosammy:
How can your girlfriend tells you she will call back when you put a call through and sudden you start seeing her post on her WhatsApp status

And there re times that you guys have had this issues which you've told her severally that even if she's busy, it can't take her 5 seconds to drop a message on whatsapp that she's is busy with so so so...

When you get angry she picks it up

Learn to mimic people. Subtlely change your calling pattern and complain less. Find better use of time too. What is meant for us no dey stress us.

naturefellow:
you don't read? Or don't know what 'PS' means. Olodo! Better go back to school.

My point is, in the Nigeria Justice system, it is easy to mete judgement on smaller offenders, not powerful criminals.

Dont be in haste to comment. Think before you speak. Have sense!

He probably not a first offender

Na so men plenty and you no collect your own. Not everyone loves sex, go and focus on your life. No be hole.

Gentlelox:
https://www.nairaland.com/7849586/after-dna-child-not


The average Nigerian girl will never be truthful to you when you ask her about her past life, past relationships... They are always in the past and should be kept that way. The reason being that the past is full of bags of sperms.


Most women start their first serious relationship after having many sperm deposits from many men. This is to say that for a girl to become the woman you love, she ought to learn lot of lessons from the "god of shameful deceit". The first man that deflowered her would assure her of his love, his unbreakable desire to be with her forever and may even prove this by spoiling her with gifts. But once the hole is drilled, the price has been won, and who wrestles after winning the belt ?

The attention and care diminishes. While some men may be kind enough to keep up with the move to keep drilling the girl, some may just go to the next price. In a short time, the girl would get the signal and in other to forget her pains, she opens her leg to the next dude, but this is even for a girl with so called principle as the usual girl doesn't have to wait for signal before turning her punna to borehole. But then, she learns the next dude taste even different, so it means dick i.e sex has tastes. What a discovery!. Now, she needs to explore more dicks. The guy may just be another lesson to her as well, and then to the next and next and next and eventually she comes to conclusion that, "that's just how life is".

And to every new guy that comes her way, she appears as a saint. And along the line, the relationship ends. She moves to another guy, (while still casually opening her legs outside the relationship, some by being tricked and others by desires or even necessity), to this guy, she is a saint as well. Afterall, she portrays that image of a better being. And then to another guy indefinitely... While still living her life and seeing her past as her past, she eventually meets the mugu that agrees to have her as a wife.

This doesn't end the cycle. While only few would stick to their husbands, majority of them would miss the excitement of having another dicks drilling them. She gets the urge daily and it uncontrollably. To the extents that she gets Pregnant for another man and brings the child home to the mugu.

So many men lived to old age and died with their spouse without knowing the unforgivable secrets that their child, the heir to their empire or whatever, was never their child. So many secrets buried. And if you should open the mind and secrets of the average woman, you would be wiser than Solomon. What an irony!


Like it or not, deny it or not. The truth can not be twisted to suit your feminine righteous perception. Your wife is a LovePeddler with hoards of secrets that can give you an instant heart attack. Do you think you are the 2nd man that dated her ? Do you think you are the third, or fourth or fifth? i laugh at your gullibility. For believing her in the first place means you deserves her nonetheless. Even if you drilled her first, that doesn't deter her from receiving drills outside while holding you down for marriage.


This evening, i strolled out to get something from a shop not far from my place. I met this lady and her boyfriend talking and arguing about not seeing each other yesterday. The lady was angry, she told the guy she called him all through without getting a response. The guy apologized and reassured his love with a supposed sincere explanation and hug. And after a while, the guy left the lady there to buy what she needed. I sat down going through texts on phone and when she was about passing, i stopped her. I didn't bother with the name stuff. I just told her i have been seeing her for sometime now and like to see her personally later. I gave her my phone and she typed in her number and joyfully told me, "thank you, goodnight"... I told her just that(... i like to see you personally, later)without adding any other word to it. I could hear the excitement on her voice and her face filled with desires. And if am blessed enough with enough time to spare, i would call her in and get my pounds of flesh. It as easy as i say it. No sugarcoating.

While you give her your love and assurance, another dudes would bang her with less than 20 words put together. It not the pocket, it the style. Only weak men would say women are always after money.

The niggar would bang her even without spending a dime. This reminds me of a girl that banged my friend few years ago.

My friend came to visit me and after we have had our Wonderful times catching up, we strolled out to get some drugs from the pharmacy. He met a lady there and took her number. The next day, they lodged in an hotel and then he showed me her sex video. According to him, the lady brought food to him in the hotel that day and even the Codeine for free. She told him about her serious boyfriend that planned to marry her before the year runs out... This continued for some time while she condemns the serious boyfriend to my friend and the same time feeding him and not taking a dime from him. An irony.


Let me end today's write up here for now. Your wife, your girlfriend is a LovePeddler. Accept the fact and remain blessed.

Masha Allah!



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lwisee:
I was shocked when I bought cooking gas at the rate of N1566 per kg just yesterday, almost N20k for a12.5kg cylinder 😳
Location : Lagos State
This is alarming.How much is it in your area?

they scammed you.

EkelediliBuhari:
Let’s agree this is my story….

Pardon my long write up but I needed to get a perspective from a fresh eye/mind. I’m married for 3 years now with 2infants.

Am I overthinking or does my wife have other plans?

My dad is an established accountant with over 3 decades of experience at the highest level of his occupation in 2 multinationals. He is now retired and consults. Presently, he lives a day at a times cos he barely has plans for his firm (he is over 70 and doesn’t have anybody he’s training his my mom).

I have a good career earning almost a million monthly with side gigs that keeps me liquid (meeting all my family’s basic needs). Monthly upkeep of 200k mainly for feeding while I pay utilities and still bring out cash (no fixed amount) from time to time. Presently am setting up a firm for contracting and consultancy.

My wife is a caterer (she loves cooking and baking) whom I have supported over the years. She has gotten much better and I have invested in her business. Presently she has all the basic requirements for her work and she works from home. We live in a 4 bed and converted one to her studio (fully furnished - AC tables shelves etc).

Over the years I have encouraged her to focus on entrepreneurship. This will give her total control of her time. This way the kids get her attention while she handles business which I hope to one day retire into. I make sure she doesn’t contribute her personal funds to the home as I advise her to save for rain days. I have encouraged her to work closely with my dad to earn experience as they share same profession hopefully take over the firm in time while I groom mine for which she is the major shareholder (I’m not even a shareholder).

Overall, do not look for a 9-5 like me, let’s grow a business.

However, she applies for jobs here and there. Just this morning she woke up as early as 4:30am applying for a customer service position and had to wake me up to correct her cover note.

At this point I feel like giving up on her. I feel she just wants to have a paying Job for whatever reason. But I know know the downsides; no time for the kids, 40-80% of income goes on expenses, work stress, regrets - now you can’t quit because you have to prove you can do it.

Am I being unreasonable telling her not to work and focus on developing her business skills?

NB: I have never discouraged her in her business rather encouraged/ advised and funded.

Modified: for those insisting I let her be, how do we plan our future if we share separate visions?? When has working ever made anyone rich??

If she gets an IOC opportunity I’ll definitely support tho, but these are not the toes she’s applying for 100k -300k

Invest in yourself more from now on and try avoiding telling her what to do. I had this issue in my marriage quite a time ago, I just try investing more in myself and people who value my initiative. I stop advising and complaining and support when I can not as a duty. Some people aren't really very logical ones and finds business uncertainty depressive, one will learn to manage people like resources that have choice of expression of meaning. Maybe you should be the entrepreneur and make that your priority. Can hire professionals for your dad and manage them. A friend is an accountant he manages 6 pharmacies. We can't over plan our lives and that of others. I have a business but find it very boring doing the manual stuffs, I learnt delegation through systemizing, my wife doesn't like doing anything than studying I relieved her of the office functions and let her continue studying . My business has progressed better without her distractions and her life is better hopefully. I have more time for my kid which I have love to. By over supporting people along your own experiences makes them entitled in the long run and they over value there capacity. Unleash your partners let them know survival ain't easy and they might be very lucky and make ones life better and more fulfilling.

Whiteangel1234:
Please why is Mr President Standing alone at the G20 Summit ? Why is he not being noticed or rather ignored

money no dey Nigeria. Baba broke

ADURA123:
She is not on contraceptive.... it gives her issues

reasons while she is very careful, you should be very understanding. Nowhere is perfection. You can unlearn the urges with time. But she should see a therapist.

ADURA123:
Good evening fellow NL members,
My story may be long but pls endeavor to read to the end so that you can make proper suggestions or advice.

I have been married for more than 10yrs now with beautiful kids, my marriage is one that many Young guy will wish to have, but along the the line I don't know what happened things begin to nose dive. In the last 6yrs I discovered that I struggle to make love to my wife, she will either tell you ohh, she is tire or she don't like sex much..this I have endured for all this years with no cheating.
Her qualities are
She can cook
She can keep the house clean
She can manage resources
And she is accommodating to my people
In all this years I have never cheated on her, proudly saying it coz my dad warned me of cheating on my wife rather I should divorce her and go for another wife.

My qualities are
I work and earn like about 700k net a month.
I give feeding allowance and personal total of 100k a month while I invest the rest on a project which she is aware of.
I don't drink or smoke
I don't keep late night
and I am the best friend to her and my kids.
Honestly having talk to her for over 5yrs on this issues of love making and she refused to change, then I have decided to yield to my dad advice and ask her to leave...she is not aware of this plan, but trust me it will hit her.
I allow her to do little job to have her own finance is not as if she contribute anything in the house, but she is claiming stubborn, I love her so much, it will hurt me to cheat on her, something I have not done since I got married to her.
I plan moving to a new place in February, and she doesn't fit into my plans.

My decision between now and December is
1 Avoid asking her for lobe making
2 Continue taking care of her so she won't suspect anything
3 when she comes close I avoid her.
4 February I issues divorce papers and give her like 1m to go get her life back

Is there anything more I can do for her?
Advice me pls...
Pls mods should help me run this on FP

if you have prostrate and she lives you will also come here. Learn to love genuinely. Most times hormones changes, you mentioned many benefits but your needs are sex. She doesn't need you as you are thinking, doesn't overspend and independent. Will probably be less promiscuous because of low libido. Omo! You for die like 100 years old with that type of woman, kids are in quality hands. Once in a while you guys can take a week off (5days) intentionally stress 😩 ni o. Check her contraceptive could be one of the cause. If your libido is that high. Have some once in a while Spa journey. Something must kill a man. We too dey hurry for this Nigeria. One time I complain too much naso my madam dey react. Now I they pay attention to her interest and things she feels insecure with I avoid. Compliment intentionally 2 times a day even if it flattery it helps with the kids too. You self dress well on weekends and no dey knack like chicken. After sex talk for 🛌, share old time gist. Make her know how important she is, check your odours too.

GasAndOilTheory:
Every one is intelligent untill you spend a year and more with them

legend.

Ikemoore08:
My wife insult me @any sight of provocation.

Please I need advice.
My wife is usually the first to insult and call me all sorts of name when we gave issues. I have complained severally to her mum and dad about this and she has promised to stop. Funny enough, she usually come back to apologise after like 2 or 3 days later.
The last issues we had, she said I'm such a shameless man and that she has lost all the respect she has for me.
She a good girl anyways, but this attitude of always been the first to insult and call me name's even when I may just be mute because that's just my best way of expressing my anger.
She's currently begging for forgiveness but I have made up my mind to return her to parents tomorrow for them to give her some advice.. nd if she must come back to my house, she must promised never to insult me again else, the marriage will be over and we go our separate ways..
Advice me🙏

baba start to dey woo your wife. I beg o!. When last you buy suya or slippers no be nacking alone. For secondary school you no dey toast. When she is angry, start to they do house chore she go know say. You done they prepare for singlehood. Please reduce complaining.

Anyone u choose learn to please yourself as in respect yourself. Am married but sure I know my lady is attractive but she knows I like her enough to not mind losing her. Even while applying body lotion she tease me on how careful I treat myself. Quite a lot of us won't enjoy life because we give others our power. If they Bleep madam 🤣 it will hurt me but still it her decision, I have choice of mine too. We need to stop valuing things above it true value. People can't stop being themselves set boundaries and overlook other stuff. If cheating is a deal breaker please try not do am too. I wash clothes too, I cook 🍳, I let her initiate sex too and control my urge. Prepare yourself for quality friendship, get rid of toxic ones quick to avoid creating excuses within yourself. See we are not our partner parents nothing like hoe phase, inexperienced makes people think much can be achieved with little time.

togifon:
Who pay?

You want to refund.

nairagenone:
As the topic states, I am close friends with a polygamous family of 2 wives.
About 9 years ago while a youth corper I dated the first born of the 2nd wife but we kept it secret, although I think her own mom knew although the mom is late now.

It wasn't a relationship per se as I was just sleeping with her and I knew she had other guys too at the time but she always wanted me to think we were in some sort of relationship just like most ladies would.
Anyway, the whole thing fizzled out when I relocated from that city.

8 years later, I am in a new city and meet her step sister, who is younger than her but from the first wife and we are getting along fine, turns out I really like her and now considering marrying her.

The lady I dated previously is currently not married, in her 30s and I heard she lost a pregnancy recently, I dont have any relation with her other than the fact she calls me occasionally to ask for money for assistance which I render when I have the means but sometimes I don't as I am also trying to put my life together.

I recall that she could be diabolic and wouldn't put it past her to do jazz or something.

Do you think I should go ahead and marry her step sister 9 years after dating her and how should I go about it?

Should I inform the lady I dated in the past out of respect for her cos she will still eventually get to know ?

Should I tell the lady I am planning to marry about the past relationship with her step sister ?

Please advise.

😆 🤣 go and multiply

mrvitalis:
Dangote produce in Nigeria... Raw materials here cheaper labour cheaper power supply so what's his excuse?

. Dangote has to build power plants, retrain staffs, provide good roads, provide security. Our society is inefficiency. Even oyinbo don tire.

mrvitalis:
Dangote produce in Nigeria... Raw materials here cheaper labour cheaper power supply so what's his excuse?

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Nothing is cheap in Nigeria. Our work culture breeds inefficiency all round. Raw materials sef your court battles no dey finish from indigenous, local,state and federal government. Multiple taxation. You pay double to keep very qualified employees not all this Nigerian pompous graduates o. They over value their half-baked education.

mrvitalis:
This people know there is Internet in Nigeria at all?

The global average for a ton of cement in the world is $68 ... 1 ton =20 bags that means a bag should be $3.4 dollars

3.4*900 so cement should be #3060 in Nigeria

So what exactly is this greedy company saying

They think Nigerians are fools?

That just export price not other variable cost like sea freight, land freight, insurance, bank charges, port charges and VAT and Distribution channels mark up, union extortions and elevated Depreciation of equipments because of terrible infrastructures. See Dangote is not the enemy it corrupt employees, civil servants at all levels, appointees and politicians at all levels. Am a small businessman this country breeds inefficiency. Lastly capital has cost depending on risk. So Nigeria is risky abi why people dey japa. We are expecting angels in hell. Lol

KarinaSlim:
Thank you ma for this information.

Edo men should stay far away from me biko.

That reminds me, I did NYSC with one Edo guy like that. He was in my PPA. That boy ehn, VERY CUNNING.

Your profile picture sef will attract Benin men

His Explanation is confusing him. They said net saving. Funny bureaucracts.

We will survive 💪