₦airaland Forum

Flipmac:
Yes, I got to find out today. $20 is too poor.

I've registered on Barter by flutterwave and I'm awaiting their verification (they said it could take up to 24 hours). Thanks for the suggestion.

Please do you know any Nigerian bank with a purchase limit of up to $50?

endsarrrs:
What a tragedy.

The driver might have been on alcohol or drugs when it happened.


BTW The CBN has reduced the international spending limit from $100 to $20 per month, this country is a waste of young talent in Digital Skills . The $100 limit
was even unbearable.


I can't run my Facebook and Google advertisements.
I speak into existence, God please let me relocate to countries under the UK or North America ASAP. Nigeria leaders have finished the youths.

Kasaliola:
Good evening house... please I need your help.. if there is any marriage counselor or therapist. This could be lengthy and lot of typo... Please forgive me.. I open a new account for this.

I Am a father of two.. have been dating my wife since 2009, before we got married in 2014. But before the we got married we have been a love birds whereby everybody loves the way we cuddled ourself..

Its started in 2011 before I rented my first apartment, my parents didn't want me to marry her and her parents too, especially her big brother and sisters.. though it caused a lot of commotion then. But thank God they allowed cuz we forcefully told them we are meant for each other, I even speak bad words to my mother then, saying If I don't marry her in ur present I will marry her in her absent, those words hurt so dearly so she has to leave me and go ahead with my plans. And same thing with my wife family.

In 2012 I rented my own apartment and started living me.. I can't forget the very first day I raise my hands on her, I felt ashame of my self.. I don't care what she does or say then.. but I regretted doing so, I cried at the middle of the road cuz I don't know what came over me.

The only problem I have with her is that she swings mood. Always moody everytime and my parents noticed this when they come around and when she went to thier place..
This made me beat her plus the ways she disrespected me.. after doing this shameful thing, I will now come back to my senses and started begging her. I even beat her this Sunday.. all I want is someone to talk to on how I can stop this beating.. how I can tolerate her lifestyle... Am so mad and ashamed of my self.. if help me.Thank you

motymop:
You didn't even try to seduce her or do pre-intimacy to create a mutual feeling.

You just carried her to the bed because you saw boobs.

The dragging her trouser part is considered rape, if she had shouted, you will be accused of rape.

Next time, if a girl sits on your lap even after she becomes flirty. Give her a kiss to test the waters, then her reaction will tell you if to escalate the situation or not.

Animegirl:
If you really love your woman, you won't ever complain about the outrageous things she asked for.

Animegirl:
If you really love your woman, you won't ever complain about the outrageous things she asked for.
Love shit.

legge4:
. She did same but won't amount to anything. How did you cope.

NaijaSideHustle:
Thank you.

Pls any solid reason?

NoApology:
Three things are involved :

1. Hormonal change that lead to increased libido like you pointed out.

2. Like you said also, She may be seeing someone better whom i believe knows about you and is cool with playing the side kick since there is no strange calls.

3. She has been watching porns or reading sex stories or in one of these their women groups where they discuss sex.

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

starstunna1313:
Good morning my fellow Nlanders… Please I have 18 million Naira which I mapped out for business investment. But I want to first of all invest 10-15 million Naira first and keep the remaining 3 million aside. But my major challenge now is which business or “lucrative” business I can invest in. Bearing in mind that I’m also leaving the country in a month time, I’m 31 and this is my first time of trying to venture in a business with such amount.
Please I need suggestions and advice.
Change money to Euro or dollars buy euro bond. Inflation erodes longterm gains on investment here. God be with you.

Thanks in anticipation.

MOD: please push to front page

Guys thanks for the advice and ideas. The ones that sent me email I do not know how to access it. I have been checking my mail but I can not see them

jaxxy:
Fake story.

A gal will not Keep her virginity for so long avoiding all the wolves in uni and Nysc only to give it away like a chicken without any hesitation or resistance or conversation unless she has seen a deeper reason than u can imagine.

Gratitudes081:
VAT: What states generated, received in past 8 months
September 18, 2021

•Lagos, Rivers, Oyo record highest in generation

•Kano displaces Rivers, Oyo in collections


•Zamfara generates N75 m, gets N4.5 b monthly

By Emma Ujah, Abuja Bureau Chief



As the Value Added (VAT) war rages, Saturday Vanguard has obtained details of collections made by each state and what it was allocated by the Federation Allocation Committee (FAAC), between January and August of this year, which indicates that the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) Offices in Lagos, Rivers and Oyo states recorded the highest collections.

Lagos generated N429. 203 billion; Rivers, N90. 293 billion, while Oyo came third with N64. 646 billion.


However, in the allocation of VAT revenue, Kano came second, displacing Rivers and Oyo from the top places on the table, after Lagos.

Lagos received the sum of N139. 587 billion; Kano which generated N24 . 492 billion received the second highest allocation of N 47. 082 billion, while Rivers was in the third position as it got N 46. 270 billion.


Zamfara stood out as a peculiar state with the least generation of VAT revenue. It was the only state that recorded less than a billion in the eight-month period of review.

The state generated only N598. 133 million, an average of about N75 million per month.


However, it received the sum of N35. 716 billion (about N4.5 billion monthly), placing it at the forth position on the allocation table.

Kaduna which recorded a VAT revenue of N18. 262 billion, came after Zamfara with an allocation of N32. 726 billion, while Kastina which generated N3. 738 billion in the period under review got N31. 539 billion.

READ ALSO: VAT controversy: OPS expresses concerns, seeks clarification on remittance
An analysis based on the six geo-political zones showed that South West had the highest allocation of N256. 737 billion, particularly because of the huge allocation to Lagos state.

North West had the second highest allocation of N219. 813 billion.

The oil producing region of South-South N 162. 598 billion.

North East and North Central received N129. 801 billion and N129. 154 billion respectively; while the South East kept the rear with N 109.629 billion allocation.

A table showing what each state generated between January –August 2021 and the allocation to each of them

STATE VAT GENERATED VAT ALLOCATION

1 Abia 2.290b 20.020b

2 Adamawa 3.689b 22.260b

3 Akwa Ibom 8.390 27.749b

4 Anambra 5.938b 25.001b

5 Bauchi 5.309b 25.613b

6 Bayelsa 12.536b 17.659b

7 Benue 1.268b 24.527b

8 Borno 3.442b 25.896b

9 Cross River 2.347b 20.478b

10 Delta 13.964b 27.854b

11 Ebonyi 7.894b 18.768b

12 Edo 8.284b 22.588b

13 Ekiti 6.635b 19.756b

14 Enugu 5.485b 20.729b

15 Gombe 4.028b 17.650b

16 Imo 1.941b 25.111b

17 Jigawa 3.375b 26.369b

18 Kaduna 18.262b 32.726b

19 Kano 24.492b 47.082b

20 Kastina 3.738b 31.539b

21 Kebbi 1.284b 22.162b

22 Kogi 3.286b 22.282b

23 Kwara 3.471b 18.998b

24 Lagos 429.203 b 139.587b

25 Nassarawa 2.495b 16.872b

26 Niger 3.723b 25.042b

27 Ogun 11.823b 25.141b

28 Ondo 4.554b 22.107b

29 Osun 1.995b 24.766b

30 Oyo 64.646b 45.136b

31 Plateau 5.208b 21.433b

32 Rivers 90.293b 46.270b

33 Sokoto 4.978b 24.219b

34 Taraba 1.756b 18.469b

35 Yobe 9.445b 20.525b

36 Zamfara 598.133m 35.716bn

37 FCT 235.794bn NOT ELIGIBLE

Vanguard News Nigeria

Source:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/vat-what-states-generated-received-in-past-8-months/amp/

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5c4QmCnXkM

indadi:
My Dad called me this evening to tell me the essence of praying. The thing is that I don't believe praying solves anything Atleast to me. the day I stopped believing and started working more on myself, I found out that things started getting better for me than those who goes to the Church and Mosques.

When I think about a lot of things I have read and what I have experienced I feel like I have always been deceived all my life.

The Pastors and Prophets with their fake miracles or the Boko Haram and their suicide with the reasons of going to heaven to get virgins.

I currently live with them though I plan on moving to my own place by the end of this year or early next year.

I really want to tell them in a polite way so they can accept my way.

My Dad won't accept this, as he believes that it is God or nothing.