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jaxxy:
Fake story.

A gal will not Keep her virginity for so long avoiding all the wolves in uni and Nysc only to give it away like a chicken without any hesitation or resistance or conversation unless she has seen a deeper reason than u can imagine.

Gratitudes081:
VAT: What states generated, received in past 8 months
September 18, 2021

•Lagos, Rivers, Oyo record highest in generation

•Kano displaces Rivers, Oyo in collections


•Zamfara generates N75 m, gets N4.5 b monthly

By Emma Ujah, Abuja Bureau Chief



As the Value Added (VAT) war rages, Saturday Vanguard has obtained details of collections made by each state and what it was allocated by the Federation Allocation Committee (FAAC), between January and August of this year, which indicates that the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) Offices in Lagos, Rivers and Oyo states recorded the highest collections.

Lagos generated N429. 203 billion; Rivers, N90. 293 billion, while Oyo came third with N64. 646 billion.


However, in the allocation of VAT revenue, Kano came second, displacing Rivers and Oyo from the top places on the table, after Lagos.

Lagos received the sum of N139. 587 billion; Kano which generated N24 . 492 billion received the second highest allocation of N 47. 082 billion, while Rivers was in the third position as it got N 46. 270 billion.


Zamfara stood out as a peculiar state with the least generation of VAT revenue. It was the only state that recorded less than a billion in the eight-month period of review.

The state generated only N598. 133 million, an average of about N75 million per month.


However, it received the sum of N35. 716 billion (about N4.5 billion monthly), placing it at the forth position on the allocation table.

Kaduna which recorded a VAT revenue of N18. 262 billion, came after Zamfara with an allocation of N32. 726 billion, while Kastina which generated N3. 738 billion in the period under review got N31. 539 billion.

READ ALSO: VAT controversy: OPS expresses concerns, seeks clarification on remittance
An analysis based on the six geo-political zones showed that South West had the highest allocation of N256. 737 billion, particularly because of the huge allocation to Lagos state.

North West had the second highest allocation of N219. 813 billion.

The oil producing region of South-South N 162. 598 billion.

North East and North Central received N129. 801 billion and N129. 154 billion respectively; while the South East kept the rear with N 109.629 billion allocation.

A table showing what each state generated between January –August 2021 and the allocation to each of them

STATE VAT GENERATED VAT ALLOCATION

1 Abia 2.290b 20.020b

2 Adamawa 3.689b 22.260b

3 Akwa Ibom 8.390 27.749b

4 Anambra 5.938b 25.001b

5 Bauchi 5.309b 25.613b

6 Bayelsa 12.536b 17.659b

7 Benue 1.268b 24.527b

8 Borno 3.442b 25.896b

9 Cross River 2.347b 20.478b

10 Delta 13.964b 27.854b

11 Ebonyi 7.894b 18.768b

12 Edo 8.284b 22.588b

13 Ekiti 6.635b 19.756b

14 Enugu 5.485b 20.729b

15 Gombe 4.028b 17.650b

16 Imo 1.941b 25.111b

17 Jigawa 3.375b 26.369b

18 Kaduna 18.262b 32.726b

19 Kano 24.492b 47.082b

20 Kastina 3.738b 31.539b

21 Kebbi 1.284b 22.162b

22 Kogi 3.286b 22.282b

23 Kwara 3.471b 18.998b

24 Lagos 429.203 b 139.587b

25 Nassarawa 2.495b 16.872b

26 Niger 3.723b 25.042b

27 Ogun 11.823b 25.141b

28 Ondo 4.554b 22.107b

29 Osun 1.995b 24.766b

30 Oyo 64.646b 45.136b

31 Plateau 5.208b 21.433b

32 Rivers 90.293b 46.270b

33 Sokoto 4.978b 24.219b

34 Taraba 1.756b 18.469b

35 Yobe 9.445b 20.525b

36 Zamfara 598.133m 35.716bn

37 FCT 235.794bn NOT ELIGIBLE

Vanguard News Nigeria

Source:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/vat-what-states-generated-received-in-past-8-months/amp/

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5c4QmCnXkM

indadi:
My Dad called me this evening to tell me the essence of praying. The thing is that I don't believe praying solves anything Atleast to me. the day I stopped believing and started working more on myself, I found out that things started getting better for me than those who goes to the Church and Mosques.

When I think about a lot of things I have read and what I have experienced I feel like I have always been deceived all my life.

The Pastors and Prophets with their fake miracles or the Boko Haram and their suicide with the reasons of going to heaven to get virgins.

I currently live with them though I plan on moving to my own place by the end of this year or early next year.

I really want to tell them in a polite way so they can accept my way.

My Dad won't accept this, as he believes that it is God or nothing.

hammerDK:
ANY RIGHT THINKING IGBO MAN, KNOWS IT IS JUST AND RIGHT TO REMEMBER 5MILLION PEOPLE THAT DIED DURING BIAFRA WAR.


IT IS JUST AND RIGHT TO REMEMBER ALL THOSE THAT HAVE PERISHED IN THIS CONTRAPTION CALLED NIGERIA.
Any right thinking Nigerian should, it our collective history. We should have a moment of silence nationally. Large numbers of Nigerian lives were lost. Many dreams die with it.
Our current leaders are the ones to be forgotten.


WE MUST REMEMBER OUR OWN.

Eliazejike:
If you are banking with Kuda Bank or desiring to bank with them please DONT!

I am a student in a Nigerian University and as such was attracted to Kuda Bank because of their so called ease of banking and free withdrawals and money transfers. Unknown to me I was walking into one of the biggest scams in the country.

I have been banking with Kuda for months now and everything went smooth until I had to factory reset my phone because It was developing so problems ( normal to android users). After the rest KUDA hit!

I was expecting my rent money as well as feeding money that week. After the rest I tried to log into my account but it said my password was incorrect ( it wasn't oh!) After three trials I decide to use the "Forgot Password" option ( I must have forgotten the password I thought to myself ) I was asked to input the email address I had used to open the Kuda Bank Account which I did and it said they would send me a "password reset link" to my email. At least from their I can change my password and regain access to my account. The email never came! Its been over 2weeks now !

Not a day passes that I don't try to log into my account or do the password reset! Till today no email and I still can't log in !

My landlord is on my neck! And I have eaten any good food !

Now these are the things I've discovered in the past weeks that has lead me to the conclusion that KUDA BANK is a Fraudulent Scheme!

1. Their customer care line 09032200350 rings endlessly without someone picking it up! What kind of legitimate business doesn't attend to its costumers and just let's their phones ring without ever answering it ? Please Nairalanders let us call that number until someone picks up!...

2. I have sent complaint emails detailing my predicament and for two weeks I haven't received a reply! Kuda bank being an "Online Bank" shouldn't have any problem replying emails from customers if they had nothing to hide!

3. I left a review on the KUDA BANK app on google play store . stating my challenges using the app and within a few minutes my review was deleted. Most definitely by KUDA BANK in a bid to get more people into their net !

Using Kuda Bank has turned out to be my worst decision in life and this scam couldn't have happened in a worse time !

Please you do not have to go through what I am going through! Be wise and DO NOT bank with KUDA BANK.

This is their address ;
Moore House, 151 Herbert Macaulay Way, Yaba, Lagos.

Please if you live close by do me a favour and pay them a visit to find out if they are still there. If you find anyone tell them the story of this poor Nigerian Student !
Thank you !

pedrilo:
i have been saving to buy a car since january 2020
every since then, d price of car keep increasing in value due to d weake naira

YESSConsulting:
This video confirms exactly what DJ Switch said, that corpses were carried to the soldiers to show them what they had done.
Watch from 1:35


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPPZu9WIR2Q

This is one of the best video evidence that the Nigerian army killed peaceful Nigerian protesters asking for the right to live.

Updated: second video added below
https://twitter.com/EzewuluVivian/status/1319967275563294721?s=20

cc seun
mynd
lalasticlala
ishilove

PatrickOkunima:
Those shots were fired at an angle not lower than 45 degree to the horizontal, and will only kill a person in the line of fire. People on the same plane as the shooters are 100% safe. If you don't know something, ask and be enlightened, instead of accusing someone of being ignorant.

The bold is also a big lie. There is no way an ammo will fall at the same speed with which it was fired. that's impossicant, if there's any word like that.

Jannuxajj:
I am an introvert that is into programming and I work for companies from home. I became tired of all the gold diggers I was attracting because I discovered they are only looking for sponsors so for the first time I made up my mind to start approaching. I saw a young lady walking towards me so I decided to start with her. I greeted her and immediately she answered I didn't know what to say next thing I said was are you coming from the gym and she said no and looked at me somehow only for me to stammer and then ask for her name she just ignored me and was pressing her phone. It bad to be sitting indoors everyday I swear loneliness dey kill me

Sandra4luv:
That’s how those useless LastMa arrest me around adebola house in Obebi area last two week,they collected 5k from my hand because I didn’t put on my seatbelt,the Lagos state government need to fix the loopole in that lastma ,they are thief

Chiedu4Trump:
This girl is missing in Lagos

Ifeoma Genevieve Obi, she is only 15yrs old

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ed3nCa5XkAIEca_.jpg

https://twitter.com/nkeiruenendu/status/1287439104746098688

Oluromantic:
Warri pikin see person protest with o.

I think say she go tag Churchill as rapists now. E no kunkun cost her anything as feminist.

tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.

Ladikwa:
I thought she loved me not knowing that she was just after my money. But I was not able to spend much because I am broke for now, but I have a land I am in the process of selling to start a business which she didn't know, because I didn't tell her cause I don't trust her that much.

Well we broke up because she has a guy that is the main boyfriend, without me Knowing thinking I was number one.

I just look back and imagine how much this girl will have chop from me. Though I love her and am hurt after the breakup, but I'm grateful that all the amount of money I would have love to spend on her, to show my love I can use it build my business and help those around me.

And it taught me how not to trust girls 100%, and to be very careful about loving while using my head. If she knew about the land I wanted to sell she would have continued pretending to love me.

"Guys be careful, don't trust these girls 100%"

Davash222:
The truth still remains, Lagos is no man's Land.

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west,I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games,pads,phone accessories,mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building, I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big,among my workers is a very beautiful 22year old undergraduate that works for me when she get off school and during holidays,I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional she takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people, this girl is very attractive and she dress nice too,she doesn't wear revealing clothes she's modest all calm,I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to that she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me,like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.
People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.
In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business, advice me please.

kennybabs1980:
You just said the obvious. I look even stupid to myself. Something I don't even do for myself or my wife. I have never spent 10k on my kids birthday before, I look so stupid to myself.

ymarts:
RMB needed.......25k.....looking for good rate only!

Buying $3100 worth of BTC

Will be a continuous project; next will most likely be 50k.......etc