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PropertiesRe: My House Project Up To Living Level by stonecoldcafe: 11:34am On Jul 09, 2016
Kabeeru:
To the glory of God, am moving in to my house today. The house has been completed to level at which I can boldly call myself a landlord. I followed some trends on this platform that really helped me, and to tell u that its not always has speculated in some quarters that it costs exorbitantly to build a house, no it is not. Although the location of the site determine the costs of materials and workmanship, but thorough supervision without wastages would surely safe cost. This 3bedroom flat cost almost 5million naira together with cost of land, approval and german floor. External work like fence, flooring/interlock, external decorations are the work left to be done to make it a fully completed 3bedroom flat.

All glory belongs to GOD ALMIGHTY.

Check out the pictures below
Shine on bro. Congrats
RomanceRe: Oluchi's Huge Boobs Cause Commotion On Instagram (photos) by stonecoldcafe: 11:27am On Jul 09, 2016
EgusiSoup:
Do you has big breasst? undecided
Do you have..
AgricultureRe: The Hibiscus Flower Society: Calling All Gardeners, Flower Lovers Etc by stonecoldcafe: 5:48pm On Jul 07, 2016
tearoses:
Yes I do.
When the weather is good, I Just sit or lie on the grass and look up at the clouds
The kids pet comes to sit too grin
I must sound really weird grin grin grin grin
No you don't...
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by stonecoldcafe: 3:14pm On Jul 03, 2016
bruzrecordz:
Hi guys..
This is something that has being troubling me for some times now, infact it's one of the reasons I have practically stopped asking girls out on a date...just as the question goes...na gud tin to giv a bae money for d first tym as una finish una date either Mr Biggs or tantalizer or pepperoni etc..

Let me gist you what happened on Saturday...on Wednesday I met a very cute girl inside a bank (UBA ph) I was scared talking to her so I spied on her name..as a sharp guy opened my fb, search her and I sent a request..a day later she accept and we started chatting..I later open up to her about I got her name.. She was so impressed on my actions..I asked her out on a date, she agreed, we went out, a nice restaurant, couple of jokes, then later a movie..after everything I took her back to her house..when I got to my house..she called me and said am too stingy for her liking..so i asked her how...she said..y I no give her money as I dey go back.
Abeg help me did I do something wrong?.
It is your fault for dating classless, money grabbing, hungry chicks. I bet she is a student, na those ones bad pass
AgricultureRe: The Hibiscus Flower Society: Calling All Gardeners, Flower Lovers Etc by stonecoldcafe: 3:01pm On Jul 03, 2016
Nice one
PropertiesRe: See What My Landlady Did! What Should I Do? by stonecoldcafe: 7:47am On Jun 29, 2016
calitobrigonte:
Let me b concise. My rent expired last month. I went to move my things on Sunday evening (2 days ago) but I met the chain and padlock dat u see in d pix. All I owe is about 6k 4 electricity bill. Is it proper 4 her 2 lock d apartment? What should I do?

Note that she didn't give any eviction notice!
As long as your property remained in her home, you are deemed to still be an occupant. It matters not that you were not there physically. As long as she couldn't let others view and sign new lease to move in, then you caused it. You owe her d 6k bill and about 3 weeks or so extra where your load remained in her property. Her house is not a ware house. You should have planned to get your things out if you knew you would be away by the end of your lease. You must make plans Sir. You are in the wrong. Apologise and get into talks with her on where to go from here. Be dipolatic at first before you resort to self help or allow lawyer chop your money. Goodluck
PropertiesRe: See What My Landlady Did! What Should I Do? by stonecoldcafe: 7:33am On Jun 29, 2016
calitobrigonte:
My rent expired on the 31st of May 2016. I have been away for sometime. So I went to move my things on the 26th of June 2016. I met a chain and padlock at my apartment. She hasn't given me an eviction notice! Honestly, I have not paid the electricity bills for about 4-5 months because there was an outstanding debt of 25k on the meter accrued by the last tenant, which the power company insisted must be cleared first. I plan to give her what I owe! Is she right to lock the apartment? What course of redress should I take? Pls if u must insult or call me names, make sure you also give a constructive advice. Thank you.
It is your fault sir! Why take a house with bill on the meter? I was looking for a house last year, i saw one that fit the bill but the meter was to be shared by 2 houses. There and then, i rejected it because i dint like wahala. You had a choice sir and you went for it.

Besides what steps did you take in order to settle the outstanding bill with the landlord? Then you know fully well the rent expires in may and where did you go month end? Who did you talk to? Did you ask for more time or explain the reason for non payment by May? Please go and relax somewhere. Abi for where you dey work dem never pay you May salary?
FamilyRe: Ejechi Paul Died In His Room Yesterday Please Help Locate His Family by stonecoldcafe: 7:34am On Jun 24, 2016
Ibime:
Oh what a life.

An educated middle aged man died in penury, living in a single room with no family members to claim him.

In another society he would have had a fairly comfortable life.

Oh Naija!
How do you know he died in penuiry? Aproko is my hobby
PhonesRe: My Bad Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza Onitsha.. by stonecoldcafe: 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2016
bsaying:
Today, i decided to go sell off my ipad 3 and ipad 2 which i didn't frequently use,the ipad 3 has a cracked screen and the ipad 2 was fully functional... so i headed out to emeka offor's plaza from my place in asaba, i was filled with so much enthusiasm and optimism even though today was my first day of selling a gadget in a market like that..
Upon my arrival to the market, just at the entrance, i met two boys who asked if i came to repair or sell, i told them i wanna sell, they said i should follow them, we got to a shop and they asked the guy if he was interested and the guy nodded and said he was, then they said lets go and check if the gadgets had faults, we got to another shop and the guy said he would check for the faults by scanning with a laptop, he said it was #20 for each faults the system detects, before he started the scan i told him i only had 900naira on me as my tfare back to asaba and didnt have much to pay for scan, he went ahead because he had a plan in mind, at the end of the scan for the two devices, the total price came out as 17980naira...Jesus Christ i screamed, he said, bros am done with the scan and repair, i was like which repairhuh Immediately the whole boys started gathering and saying bros "give the engineer im money na"
My head was full, i was angry and felt cheated, knowing fully well he did nothing but just run a normal scan which i witnessed...
I continously begged the guy and the boys there,even with igbo language but to no avail, at the end of the day, the engineer who has been admiring my blackberry Z10 now said i should sell my bb Z10 to him for 10k and he will balance me 5k or i drop the two ipads and go to asaba and bring his 17k,they had already seized the two ipads and threatened to call market security, i ended up selling the bb Z10 which i had and went home with 5k and still didnt sell the two ipads.....
Am angry and making this thread from the bus on my way home...
Will i like to do business with an igbo man again?? No......
Terribly sorry this was your experience. Even worse that your own brothers treated you this way. cry cry cry cry

If you follow Nairaland very well, you will realize how you ought to be very smart when you go to places like that especially the infamous Computer Village in Ikeja Lagos. They advise this all the time on Nairaland but you guys dont pay heed. Anyway another person will come and cry here tomorrow. Dont worry, just let it go and pray for them. That money/phone will never amount to anything good for them because in pains they cheated you. It is well.
CareerRe: What Can One Do With A Nagging Boss by stonecoldcafe: 7:17am On Jun 23, 2016
Holluwatarhyor:
thanks for the advice,but all the artisans that have been working with him for so many years before I joined him,always complain about him,they all say the same thing about him whenever they are telling me about their relationship with him.Bricklayer,plumber,electrician,carpenter,iron bender and the rest,they all said they've not achieved anything through him unlike other engineers they work for,and that has been sending some signals to me.
I was told he sweet talks his past engineers also,but they didn't achieve anything through him, I'm just scared of wasting my time with him.
Are u actively looking for another job? 35k in this clime for a whole graduate is pretty small. Not to talk of a first class graduate! Are you willing to relocate? How well is your CV? Have you visited the job section for hint and tips cos you may have a bently and still not know how to ride it. I say this cos distinction, a well spoken graduate with experience opens doors.

Another thing to consider is going on your own. You know the artisans, you have been in the business, you have the skill n experience but do you have the will power to venture out on your own?

Above all, pray.
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by stonecoldcafe: 8:16pm On Jun 17, 2016
blackjack21:
Don't mind the op.
Imagine a mosque between every five houses? not even in Saudi Arabia will you see such.
your attempt at describing kano is like that of a man who tries to describe the sea just by observing a droplet of water.

So your aim is to bastardise the children of other people without seeing anything wrong with it because you're so educated and well civilized.
If that is so, well, i can't blame us for being overprotective.

You think You're so educated yet you believe whoever doesn't knows how to speak good English is an illiterate. Pardon me saying that, that's a slave mentality.
if you've the time and means try and travel around the world to places like Japan, China, Russia, India, to see how wondrously intelligent they are yet they barely speak English.
However, if you still resolve to keep your induced idea of education then I will agree you're just another indoctrinated robot.

For saying that no.religion is better than another shows that you're a hypocritical asshole#, (I'm sorry to say that). if not, then time you go to church do endeavor to preach to your brethren that their religion is no better than that of the terrorists and senseless islamiyya pidophiles.

I'm a northerner bro, a hausa-fulani man from Kano. don't assume I'm a Muslim.

I will advise you; you truly wish to understand northerners and their ways you need to remove your judgmental googles you wore from the south, see the north through the northern eye, befriend their males too. then you'll understand why and how.

Empty your cup!
All of una don spoil dis story for me. Op nor sabi, e nor get experience, I agree but just let him tell his damn story. This thread is suddenly full of all kano inhabitants now. phewwwwww! Make una create una thread leave op alone.v
CrimeRe: My Experience With Last Chance People Yesterday by stonecoldcafe: 11:07am On Jun 16, 2016
queenoflafia:
Ladies are usually the target.but you handed them your purse and you wanted it back intact.u are lucky to have 4k left in it
You really didnt have to be nasty about that
AgricultureRe: The Hibiscus Flower Society: Calling All Gardeners, Flower Lovers Etc by stonecoldcafe: 8:36pm On Jun 13, 2016
Onegai:
Balogun, I don't know, Iponri ask around (have a picture with you if you go to the markets). Mega plaza, it's on the 2nd floor, on the left if you're coming from the stairs and it's after Gethsemene Flowers. From the lifts, it's on the right. They currently have a fountain display outside the store.
You are simply amazing! Good night
AgricultureRe: The Hibiscus Flower Society: Calling All Gardeners, Flower Lovers Etc by stonecoldcafe: 8:05pm On Jun 13, 2016
Onegai:
I don't know, maybe Ikota Shopping Mall? I know it's sold at Mega Plaza (but it's N6,000 there for my shape and size). If you can get to the mainland, it should be cheaper at some markets like Balogun and Iponri and Ikeja (decor stores). I may be able to get some from a lady I know for cheaper (but she will insist on collecting money upfront as I've sent people to get in the past and she would commit her money and then they wouldn't buy).
Interesting. What shop in Mega plaza or any idea of d area in balogun?
AgricultureRe: The Hibiscus Flower Society: Calling All Gardeners, Flower Lovers Etc by stonecoldcafe: 8:04am On Jun 13, 2016
Onegai:
Assemble your supplies and that's it. Use a funnel to get the soil into the hard with small openings.
Where can one get like this your glass pot on d island say Ajah.
HealthRe: How Does It Feel Going For A HIV/AIDS Test? by stonecoldcafe: 7:51am On May 05, 2016
Yomieluv:
the hospital you treated all these ailment already know your status,except there was never a bloodtest involved in the treatment of you.

no need to fear,except you had lived a promiscuous life. even at that,the possibility of you contracting it through sex is minimal.
Lieeeeeeeeeeeeee!
CelebritiesRe: HFtv Africa Interview: Omawumi On Her Smoking And Drinking Habit, Flares Up by stonecoldcafe: 7:29am On May 05, 2016
Anyone who graduated from law 2005/2006 at AAU(Ambrose ali university Ekpoma) will tell you the unpleasant truth about this lady. She was notorious for all sorts but nonetheless that is a long long time ago. Besides everyone has a past... I know I do. We all have a past. Let her breathe besides smoking/drinking excessively may be a bad vice but at least she didn't kill or hurt anyone.
CrimeRe: My Husband Killed My Child, But Police Want To Cover It Up: Wife (pic) by stonecoldcafe: 1:33am On Apr 24, 2016
Twaci:
Unfortunate mistakes happen and I think the man shouldn't be blamed. He loved his daughter too and wanted her close. Her falling into the well wasn't entirely his fault because he didn't push her into it....My heart goes out to both of them.

RIP BABY RACHAEL cry
So its the mother that was in Abk/Ajegunle that is to blame? Go siddon jo! Dude is responsible for manslaughter.
NYSCRe: Having Problems At My Place Of PPA Please I Need Advice by stonecoldcafe: 4:07pm On Apr 19, 2016
jaelz:
Okay am a 2015 batch b, stream ii corp member serving with a private software company in Lagos, i have been with them for about four months now, the problem are their rules which are :

1.) You work 8-6 everyday
2.) You are not allowed access to internet as a corp member
3.) You can't see the management, as any rule being opposed on you is final and is not subject to review or deliberation by us (i.e the corp members)
4.) You can't leave your seat until break time

All these rules and more I wasn't to comfy with them but was still managing but the problem now is that they just brought another rule which is to cancel our CDS days of which we refused. The H.R then said we should come to the office in the morning to collect a release form and then come back to the office after CDS, i mean who does that? Right now am seriously confused and don't even know what to do again as am scared of raising my voice just to let sleeping dogs lie.

Please i need your candid opinions, options and advice... Please no insults.. Help me get this to front page pls it's really serious.
You are technically a federal government child. They are not allowed to prevent you from having going for CD because that is a compulsory activity from NYSC. Do you know that you can have some extra months to redo if you continue to miss your CD and your card is not signed.
TravelRe: UK Officials Manhandle A Nigerian Today by stonecoldcafe: 7:36pm On Mar 10, 2016
MIPNIG:
Come back brother... In Nigeria you can't be treated like this.
LIAR!
FamilyRe: A Millionaires House Boy Food by stonecoldcafe: 7:07am On Mar 09, 2016
tetfundfraudale:
It was a disheartening weekend.A young boy staying with a millionaire but can hardly feed well.Attached was his lunch on Saturday and at night he drank garri.The rich husband a kind hearted man hardly sees it as he is blind with old age.the woman disliked by ppl in villa.
Wicked world wicked people
Is thst the rich man's table top? Then I wonder...
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Very Aggressive And Rude by stonecoldcafe: 6:09am On Mar 09, 2016
Inspinia:
I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.

But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.

My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.

I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.

Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)

I need help.
This is no love; be careful bro. Remember the lawyer's wife at Ibadan - he is in the grave as I type this. Please be very very careful. This your relationship has all the hallmark of a woman who will abuse her husband mercilessly. Be guided.
FashionRe: Python Photoshoot Scares Miss Uganda by stonecoldcafe: 8:04pm On Mar 04, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
FamilyRe: White Man Demands N2m To Return A Boy He Took From Nigerian Lady by stonecoldcafe: 1:50pm On Mar 04, 2016
Make una carry unaself go court. Make the boy stay with mama and papa; how una go divide am, na una sabi. Good luck
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Wants To Marry At 24 by stonecoldcafe: 1:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
Sasuwa:
no belle, just they too intimate.
let them be then, make una support them. Not everyone go marry for late twenties...
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Wants To Marry At 24 by stonecoldcafe: 12:57pm On Mar 04, 2016
Sasuwa:
He Just graduated , waiting for youth services and hard no work. Should we allow him?
How does he intend to take care of his family needs...
FamilyRe: Wife Beater Looks Happy In Court Today (Photo) by stonecoldcafe: 12:45pm On Mar 04, 2016
iamSi:
And please what's the wife offense or the man just started the beating un-announced ?
Whatever, you should not cut open someone's forehead! No excuse... If you grew up seeing it as normal, better get rotten behaviour out of your head.
EducationRe: Unizik Loses 500Level Medical Student To Death After Gas Explosion by stonecoldcafe: 8:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
Chinatownm:
Deaths lurking in ever nuke and cranny. RIP to the dead
Nook*
RomanceRe: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by stonecoldcafe: 7:12am On Feb 28, 2016
Edwinmason:
sleeping with a married woman...the implications and curses is too much
What of sleeping with a married man? Why so many men never kpai?
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by stonecoldcafe: 6:53am On Feb 28, 2016
Greene66:
That is what we call corruption and hypocrisy which is why Nigeria is yet to progress after 50 Years. If your broda is wrong, let him know he is wrong not supporting him.

So once again, i am in support of the Asian because the woman started the whole thing. The hypocrite of a woman went to edit her post. If she was right why did she edit her post? C'mon stop supporting what is wrong. Check the first page again, you wont see her post which he quoted.
You are talking rubbish! I saw what the lady said and at that point, the guy should have faced her squarely and not attacked an entire nation. I mean who does that? What did the lady say sef (don't get me wrong, she started it) go to iniee.com abi india.com.

Is that enough to attack a nation?

Una nor get sense. Let a Nigerian insult me I agree but don't allow a foreigner come on a Nigerian forum and spit trash and you guys applaud him and say "na lie before"

You think Nigeria is the only country in the world with problems. Make una try learn shinkele patriotism I beg. Hiss

I will say the truth, the girl was wrong but the boy should have faced her as an individual and left Nigeria out of it! Do you think you can spit trash about india in their forum and they'll praise you? Abi didn't you see the thread about how they nearly finished a Nigerian for being chatty with a female member of staff in india? That's what they'll do if you're chatting up their girls now go diss their country and see!
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by stonecoldcafe: 6:04pm On Feb 27, 2016
Pheals:
bro no !!!! cry cry cry am not good in english ...i knw that ....the reasons are personal
Okay, I understand. What you have up there is not good at all. Humble yourself and see how you can work on it. It's never too late. Good luck.
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by stonecoldcafe: 7:39pm On Feb 26, 2016
Rudboy360:
Nope She's a graduant grin
I had headache the moment I finished reading it-no kidding.

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