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Strahovski1:
Perhaps you were wearing a short skirt. Yes!!! I don't blame the doctor.

When you laid on the bed your skirt moved up so seeing the good parts made him want to see more by asking you to remove the skirt since its almost good as removed.

You ladies dress like trash and begin to say molest

U ar too stuuUuuuupid 4words!

Pheals:
Got something to say ...i was feeling stomach pain after i return from dad office ,i was dad gal always got nothing to do can't cook I was alone just pick my phone called mum closest pal who was a doc. Mum said they have been friends since school days she has been my physician since infant ,love me for been the only female in the house .I could not reach her on phone so I try to move out and get commercial bus to my destination before the stomach ache got worst reach the hospital saw new faces the lady in blue uniform came up to me after waiting for hours ...have already new mum is not around . "your name ? And your card no. " she said ..i look up at her " i didnt have card " then u will need to get a card and register .... I didn't need that I said humbly . we can't attend to u then , she said now she sound rude as I was about to speak a senior nurse came in " tosin what's wrong? " i explain ...she brings out a yellow card instead of a green card...and directed me to the new doctor office ...

Enter the office sat down and I gave him the card
He started asking questions later he was silent and he said "go and lied down there (pointed to a bed few inches away ) I lied down and he came up to me press my stomach with his fingers and later he said "raise your cloth up little" I do that and he start to examined again asking "here or here " I don't really no where the pain was really from so I nodded to reply him a quick no he later stop and clean his face with handkerchief and said " will you take off your skirt then" I quickly raise up my head ,face change "may be I will come back " why he asked

Nothing when mum comes I will be here" I said and walked towards the door and he later said " which mum?" Mum m.o.j
Are you m.o.j he asked no ! I reply (frustrated) ok wait .he pick up his pen and prescribed some drugs for me...I move out. U stay long tosin the senior nurse said as I handed her the note and the card she then direct me to the other door ...I was given drugs and receipt total of 15k the nurse there look up to me for cash and the other one said "aunty pls sorry you can go, can't you see the card is yellow" i used the drugs and I was alright. I kept wondering so this man knows the right thing to do "why asking me to take off my. ..."


Share yours ladies

What did you write up there? Are you a graduate?

baski92:
Hmmm is good to patronize your own but does it worth spending your money on. No hard feelings

Is it worth spending your money on?

Fabzgrace:
While people were trying to put out the fire, She and her friend were laughing. The heart of man is wicked.

nor dey find trouble, make peace with all men, una nor go here. See nah...

Gracemacel:
Lagos state. Ikoyi precisely

Wow! Very good

Gracemacel:
So, my mother and I harvested this 4in1 yam from our backyard this morning.

Your soil is very good. What state is this?

TolstoyFan:
By JUMI RHODES
15-year-old Son Of Murdered Delta Monarch Emerges Nigeria's Youngest King

The 15-year-old son of kidnapped king of Ubulu-Uku Kingdom in Aniocha North Local Government Area of Delta State, HRM Obi Akaeze Ofulue III, who was killed by his abductors in January 2016, has ascended the throne of his forefathers. The deceased 52-year-old king was on 5th January 2016 abducted by suspected Fulani herdsmen on Obior/ Igbodo Road, Delta State, along with his driver. The monarch's corpse was found at Ekpon in Edo State at 3p.m. on 21st January 2016.


The new king is Obi (King) Chukwuka Noah Akaeze I, and he has been presented to the people of Ubulu-Uku Kingdom. The presentation of the 15-year-old king fol­lowed the fulfillment of different traditional rites that led to his crowning by the kingmakers of Ubulu-Uku. Obi (King) Chukwuka Noah Akaeze I was first presented to the members of the Royal family before the presentation to the coun­cil of elders at the palace.


The brief presentation ceremony was attended by prominent citizens of the kingdom including the member representing Aniocha/Oshimili constituency at the Federal House of Representatives, Mrs. Ony­emaechi Mrakpor; President-General of Ubulu-Uku Development Union, Comrade Jones Ofunne; chairman of Anio­cha South council, Mr. Isaac Anwuzia, traditional chiefs and title holders in the kingdom, religious leaders, women, youths and other stakeholders.


http://dawntodusknews.com/15-year-old-son-of-murdered-delta-monarch-emerges-nigerias-youngest-king/

Long live the new king. May he rule with wisdom and may no evil befall him. Sorry about your dad kiddo.

fun4:
Woke up this morning to find this beautiful plantain trees on our accommodation. Thought it was an harvest time.

This is a protest SHUT DOWN by the Imiringi community in Kolo-Creek, Ogbia LGA, Bayelsa state.

Imiringi, Otuasega, Elebele and Oruma communities are hosts to SPDC operators of the KOLO-CREEK OIL AND GAS FIELD in Ogbia LGA.

Currently NESTOIL is the contractor handling the MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR Kolo-Creek( Bayelsa) to Soku( Rivers) - K2S 20" 42km gas line project for SPDC.

Imiringi hosts NESTOIL accomodation camp, site camp for offices and logistics and as well as a land skid.

THEIR REASONS FOR NESTOIL SHUTDOWN
1. Owing of communities contractors for some six month4

2. Owing of communities workers for several months.

3. Deceit and untruthfulness of nestoil in its commitments to wiillingly entered agreements - we will pay tomorrow, then next week syndrome.

4. They are asking for the sack of the Construction Manager, AUSTIN BOB-MANUEL and the Site Manager, AGBANOBI FIDELIS as they can no longer work with him due to their high-handedness and poor administration style.

5. Non maintenance of their roads being spoilt by nestoil light and heavy duty vehicles.

6. Etc....blah blah blah

They have vowed never to reopen the camps until all conditions are met.

This is your company right or are you a member of the community? Are you supposed to bringing your company's matter here?

maryhaam:
even if he has we are talking about 1k,for the completion of what he bought for me,not himself.

I understand; that remains my opinion though. A man/woman can drive someone to a point of frustration where they continue to date you but decide not to lend you a dime again.

On the other hand I agree with your point, a good and reasonable woman would even remove an item where her boo no longer has enough as opposed to making him find ATM in a frenzy.

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

Pls search yourself. Perhaps she has borrowed you money like that before but you never repay her back. She may have decided not to give you again cos u have proven to be unreliable and she does not want to quarrel with you no more.

If that is not the case then I'll be weary of such girl. She prove she does not have your back, cannot support you or cover your shame (where such times call for it) I would dump such a woman perhaps not now but on the long run. She simply cannot be relied on and I can't deal!

Airforce1:
So today I woke up feeling like I don't want to do these anymore.
Infact I've made up my mind to end it and no going back.

I've endured
I was loyal
I can't stand an over protective woman.

I can't stand a woman who don't want to see me talking to another girl or smile at any woman.

I can't stand a woman who is jealous and unfriendly to my female friends.

I love all my friends ..
That you see me talking to some girls doesn't mean you have something going on.

I'm done.

Y ar u so childish? Did you have 2do dis online?

Teddeebear:
you said it all, this case is very serious, earlier that day, the lady hit the guy on the head, he was rushed to hospital, later discharged in the evening, on getting home, his neighbors advised him not to sleep in the house, one of them offered a room for the guy to sleep.

but the guy was forming love, he defended his wife. Went into the house and The wife he defended woke up in the night to stab him to death.

This case is very sensitive, the woman's phone should be tracked and all the calls she made in the last 3months should be traced, this is premeditated murder and there must be a strong outside influence

That is why the case is so painful and complex. The fact she had injured him, he went to the hospital then like a sheep going to the slaughter house, he went back to the same house only for her to finish him.

The callousness, cold hearted manner in which she sliced his throat and finished him... I can't get over it. What manner of woman is she? She had time to think her actions through while dude was at the hospital but she had to continue from where she left of. She can't even claim crime of passion cos mrs lawyer had time in between to simmer down!

GEJ2019:
This case is a very sensitive one,most times we wud say God,let d guilty be punished and the inocent be set free,unfortunately d patter the world has designed does nt allow it to be so.

I blv all public officers in Nigeria be made to go tru Anger management.

For my Fellow nLanders beta marry late Dan be late,shine ur eyes,love is BT evrytin,she is already shouting at u by u ignore it and cal it love,sayin u cud endure more from her is alrdy a danger sign.l,DAT ur head need urgent Resetting.
He is alrdy banging u bck to back and making u commit abortion's in the name of love,shine ur eyes.

God bless you; let the wise ones learn now.

kunlexze:
We were both jambite and aspiring for O.A.U,then she moved to ekiti her dad's place and started one jamb lesson.since then she don't call me and when ever i call her,she never pick up(that was around january 2014) then i asked her on facebook why she neither picked my call nor called back she said "she does't have credit" then i asked her "what abt call me back?" she did't say anything..feb 14 2014 she just uploaded a picture nd her new b.f and tagged it "best valentine ever me and my sweetie" mehn i was WTF..but thank God i faced my studies squarly nd i was admitted to oau,but she eventually could'nt make it.she is in fed poly ado now.. "during hard times you know your true friend" she never worth my time

Good story... Just small correction at the end "she never worth my time". I notice a lot of Nairalanders making the same mistake, not sure why.

...she wasn't worth it or
She wasn't worth my time or better still just add 'was'.
She was never worth my time.

You are in OAU now so write well. God bless

DeathStroke007:
A street bread seller becomes an object of half unclothedness on the front pages of magazines and that's success
You may never know what true success is until you die and find yourself among those who submitted to their creator or those who would be losers in the Hereafter.
The dictionary may define success but it can't define true success..
Quran 3:19,Qur'an 3:85,Qur'an 3:102

If e too pain you, go and hug transformer!

Acidosis:
All these guys and girls that are fond of displaying naughty photos of bae, boo, boo boo, etc., on the internet. I wonder what will happen to these pictures when bae and boo fail to get married.

Do these people ever care to think about what their sons and daughters would say when they find their mother's picture online with another ex-daddy (throw back bae)?

Do these people realize the power of internet and the power of throw back photos?

Life is not that serious. Not everyone that date that must marry the person; life goes on if op does not end up with the girl. Its not like its a picture of him banging her or something.

So her kids are going to start searching internet for pics mama took in her teenage years or twenties? What for? Big deal! Who has that time? If they want to see let them see. Mama in her wisdom will have a story to tell then; its called the joy of young love. So sorry if you didn't/don't get to experience it....

sheedy407:
In this season of love, Nokia decided to reward her loyalists with two brand new Lumia phones in a competition.

Now the story.
was just checking my TL and saw the competition, I decided to give it a trial.
I posted this pics and I already forgot I did something like dat dou.
just this evening, my phone rang, it was my friend congratulating me, screaming dat I won.
I has to hang on, rush down to Twitter and the mention from Lumia Nigeria was just it.

Your bae is good looking.

Anyone with the audio link?

divaa:
My own scamming experience ...I'm not even sure what to call it.

One day, I entered a bus, I was coming back from the bank. I sat in the front with a guy, the bus fare was only about #50, and the man offered to pay for me. I said thank you and we gisted. He seemed like a nice guy!

He came down in the bus stop before mine own, there's an eatery opposite the bus stop, He asked if I wanted to come to the eatery and chat with him. I said ok.

When we got in there, he wanted to order for me, but I refused, wasn't really hungry, so we just sat and started talking.

He told me that he just got back from the visa office, he got his visa and would be travelling out soon. He said his parents told him to marry before he leaves. He said he would like me to marry him.

I said , I wasn't interested, I was not looking to marry and we just met. So I got up to leave.

He grabbed my purse from my hand ooh and started begging me to marry him, there was money in my purse ( not a lot, less than #500). I said give me my purse I want to leave.

He refused oooh, saying I must agree to marry him and introduce him to my parents right now. He started screaming, saying I must marry him.

People were just looking, Shame started catching me. The more I was demanding for my purse, the more he was shouting that I must marry him ooh.

I decided to walk down and call the Okada men to come ooh, it was my area and I knew some of them.

I came back with one Okada man but the man had disappeared.

The money in the purse wasn't too much and there was nothing else in it. The purse was really old and worn out.

So i did not lose much, but this was the most confusing event in my life.

The okada men said it was a scammer.

I found your experience rather scary. Do you just walk off with a total stranger just because he paid your tfare? Even getting off a bus stop before your destination? Gurlllllllll! Don't do that again oh!

pappilo:
Two times I can remember.

1st time - This happened in 95/96. I was on my way to my sixth form college but decided to go see my friend in the hood. He was an up and coming guy man and I wanted to see if he had any new 090 fire lines. I alighted from the bus and as I walked towards his house, I saw 2 chaps playing table tennis.

As I walked past the players, one of them called out to me; egbon shey ele ba wa count scores (can you help keep scores). I was in no hurry and enjoyed watching table tennis so I obliged.

The game carried on and one of them was so terrible it was embarrasing. Game ended something like park-2. The really rubbish player brought out a wad of cash and gave it to the chap who won. The winner was the same one that called out to me.

I made to leave but the winner called out to me and walked alongside with me. He told me (in yoruba) that the other chap was an ibo boy who had stolen thousands from his dad and was gambling it all away. He advised that I bet on a game with him and I was sure to double my money.

Even though I was a below average player, having seen how rubbish the ibo boy was, I didnt hesitate. We walked back to the tennis board. The yoruba boy suggested I give the ibo boy 15 ahead to entice him. I agreed cause the ibo boy was really rubbish. I laid allthe money I had on me. I think it was N50 but cant be sure. What I can remember was that it was just enough to take me to school and back.

I started the game with the 1st of my 5 serves. The previously rubbish ibo boy returnes it with a back handed smash, 0-16 . I was shook but I thought to myself, ah a fluke return. 2nd service, same thing, 3rd service, fore hand smash from the ibo boy, 0-18.

My eyes turned red as It started to dawn on me that I had been scammed. I dropped my bat, turned to my fellow yoruba boy who I believed to be my ally and said I wasnt playing again. He shook his head and with respect he replied 'ah, egbon eti bet' (You cant go back on a bet after the game has started)

I picked up my bat and tried to salvage the situation with 2 iká services but the ibo boy was so good he won the points, 0-20 cantab! The boy then finished me off with 2 robó agbeti services.

I left the table in shame and walked to my friends house a short distance away. I knocked on the gate for minutes but there was no response. My day just became worse. I had no money and there was no way I could make it to school. Tears started to roll down my eyes as I began my 4km walk back home.

I lovedddddddddddddddddd this! My best scam story so far and your delivery was top notch.

nlfan:
Like i have been busy commenting on his wedding pictures uploaded by his wifey

I think you've made your point; respect the young couple and kindly let it go. You have a job, your man and your life so leave the new couple alone please.

Oyiboman69:
this is what will surely happen cos Nigeria has failed us,I think he is trying to switch the face to the one wit light. rest in peace bro

Did he need a saw to switch on anything? Dude was trying to hack on something and got fried/toasted in the process. RIP to him though.

PS: crime does not pay

Zenzu01:
Is wearing of bikini part of our culture as Nigerians??...
These are borrowed cultures

The question should be; is swimming part of our culture in Nigeria? Is it okay for men to wear swimming trunks or their boxers and women to be on full jeans or buba?

Bros, you speak like one with no exposure - sorry to say. The woman is even wearing a light overall beach wear to cover her modesty and you're still yarning here. Oh well na una type dey quick forget this kain doctrine when una travel out.