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Daminaj1:
It is never so serious!...

I do sincerely apologize it you feel this offended. It was never the intention.
I will tone it down ok?

I also apologize if I sounded too harsh. I got nothing against your site or hustle. Its just that too many bloggers are doing the same as you and thus littering all topics on front page. Is that fair for seun or good reading on Nairaland?

That's not how to get the traffic; at least enduring readers that will keep coming back. Oh well good luck to you.

Good one!

Smoke2015:
Is This The Best Nigerian Proposal Ever? Man Proposes To Girlfriend With Flashmob, Disguises Himself As Waiter


Oyin Fomodun, a Nigerian based in Essex, UK recently proposed to his half Nigerian/half Caribbean girlfriend Yemisi in grande style, and the video of the proposal has left many romantics around the world teary eyed.

The 34 Romeo surprised his girlfriend of three years in a crowded restaurant with an elaborate set up that she would never forget. The stunt – which was captured on video – involved him putting on a prosthetic nose, wig, a beard, layers of make-up and a pair of glasses to disguise himself as an aged waiter.

He also filled the entire restaurant with actors for an all-singing, all-dancing flash mob.

The video starts with Yemisi sitting with two friends in Gillray’s steak house, London, before Oyin disguised as a waiter deliberately ‘accidentally’ spills water onto their table and soaking her in the process.

Of course Yemisi was agitated by the waiter(Oyin) who acted oblivious to his actions. She then…. You know what, see photos and the video for yourself below:



at http://mojidelano.com/2016/02/is-this-the-best-nigerian-proposal-ever-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-with-flashmob-disguises-himself-as-waiter/ .

Only 1 photo? Long hiss

For God sake, let it go. This stuff is stale.

Marxxx:
I received a call from the Hr unit that they are sending 5 Trainees to me for confirmation. I was surprised because they didn't give me a prior notice. When I Queried the lady from the Hr unit she said the Senior Partner (HOD) contacted them that he will travelling to the UK that I can go ahead with the confirmation.

I was a bit nervous because I find it difficult relating with people, what do I ask them? Moreover I have too much on my hands already. I told Hr to give me an hour so that I can coordinate myself ....The truth is if you confirm a trainee and He/she under performs, it tells badly on your record. Here I am always striving to maintain a spotless record now this challenge doesn't look good.

Exactly an hour later Hr unit called again that they are on their way, I told her to take them to the conference room.....30mins later I joined them Lo and Behold I saw 5 well dressed gentlemen and ladies 3 guys and 2 ladies. I stared at them and they were looking back at me (which kind witch be this I said to myself) They thought I was testing them truth is I don't even know what to say or ask....."tell me your names I started".....after all the blah blah.....i went through their cv's it was good. 3 had first class. it was B.A trainee, I looked at their aptitude test performances read their essays great; yet I didn't know what further qstns to ask. So I wrote down a simple arithmetic on the board and I gave them 90s to solve. Only one got it right within the time frame (A lady!!!!; she bagged First class from Reading University UK). I thanked them for their interest in joining us. I sent my remarks to Hr and they were shocked. Hr Manager had to call me explaining that they have spent so such on the recruitment exercise and approving just one means they have to continue the exercise. I simply told him Mr ***a** you can confirm the rest.

This was the simple problem I wrote on the board.

€/€ - €/6 = €/12......what is the value of €?

So I am asking you, how good are you with basic reasoning?

I think you're nasty! Pure nasty. Was that what you went through before you were confirmed?

Very sad; seeing his corpse gave me shivers.

Keneking:
The process is simple. Just get charcoal and burn it.

Clean the thurible and introduce the hot charcoal. Keep the charcoal hot until incense is poured. If you want to see fire .... but we keep it moderate and smoke diffuses into the spiritual ecosystem.

The smoke sanitises the milieu, casting away several incubi - incubus. Moving majestical with the thurible in procession was my preoccupation as a boy.

When God go bless my hustle sef?

Hahaha funny you.

Keneking:
Ok

“That ministry (Adoration Ministry) is his private ministry, it does not belong to the church. Overseeing a parish is a full time job. Overseeing a ministry is a bigger task. If the church decides to take him somewhere where he’ll have more time to carry out his ministry, how is it punitive? That should not be the language.”

I thank God for the Catholic Church...remembering my days carrying the Thurible. An amazing Thurifer.

Lalasticlala ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How did you manage the smoke? As a kid I loVed the smell but now, it actually makes me want to choke!

ilobasama:
understand the message before you come out to shout and talking about condemnation. Where in my post did i condemn. And would you rather prefer things should continue this way and our ladies keep up with this act?

No one is perfect , not me. And i did not claim perfection. Understand the post. Thanks for you opinion anyway

You said they should shush because of their clothes. You remind me of the Pharisees and the Sadducees. Who are you to ask them to sush while they praise their maker?

Simplestone:
Am from a really poor family,There was no sponsor, Even my church refused to sponsor me,and I needed an Education and He was the only one who was ready to help.Am not a fraud, I never said I won't marry him,I drew him closer to my family,He was the one who hurt me,He believed I don't have the right to be angry,because He is an assistance to me,He wasn't all that sorry for cheating.

Like ur name wants to sound, I hope you're not a simpleton.

ilobasama:
I have no issues with the latest trend in which ladies posts pictures revealing their cleavages ,bum....... where the problem lies is when they decide that such post must go with titles such as "Glory to God" God's child" "shining for Christ" "beauty of God " "Jesus in me" and other contradictory titles..
knowing fully well that God is not and cannot be happy with your action because He has instructed to make your body a Holy temple ( rather you chose to expose and disrespect your body and i wonder if you derive joy that men lust after it with such display of nudity).......please ladies, you can dress modestly, cover up your bodies and still look beautiful. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF MUCH MORE THAN LOOKING HOT
Dont bring in phrases like 'God sees my heart' , well, yes He does but men can't, they only see the cleavages and big bum you reveal......do not be deceived, God is not mocked!!!!! The conclusion of the matter is; dress modestly, cover up your beautiful bodies but should incase you refuse to do so, leave God or Jesus alone when titling your cleavage and bum revealing pictures.[right][/right]

Why not worry more about your life. You on suit and tie know the massive sins you have committed and continue to commit.

If jesus allowed the sinner olosho woman wipe his feet with her hair, who the heck are you asking them to shush cos of their clothes. My mum will say catch a fish b4 cleaning it n not the other way.

Omavik:
Seriously?? rada rada..

I prefer her with Johnson sha...

Her life isn't even worthy of emulation..

Her mates are nursing there adorable kids in there husbands house and she's busy jumping from one man to another...

Her previous marriage didn't even produce a single child (Not blaming her tho, cos I don't know the cause)





S/O to sexy celebrity Mamas who take care of their home,career and body...

Didn't you read with the johnson guy apologizing any and every time he cheated on her? I'm not happy seeing her like this too but can she tie down an unfaithful husband who continually strays?

We don't know the full gist so as you shame her due to the fact her marriage is no more, leave some shame for the husband too. Women take too much shiiiiiit in this our society.

Toyin, I've defended you here as your loyal fan but still it breaks my heart to see you like this. Oh well good luck

prico32:
Hi NLders, I & my Besty has been close friends for years now. She has been single all the years busy working, always told her she needed a man in her life but she didn't border letting any guy in, she always said she has me she doesnt need another man. Told her i'm her best friend but she needs someone that will treat her like a lover.

Most times when I use I & my fiance pix as my dp she starts giving me attitude & all that...

Recently she finally started dating someone & kept it away from me, I even asked her when I noticed, she denied at first & later admitted she was dating someone, I was angry with her for keeping such good news away from me & even lied when I asked.

I scolded her for it but later told her how happy I am. Since then she stopped talking to me or replying my chats. what should I do?

I knew someone like that; a jealous spirit she had. Once she knew marriage was in th works, she developed an attitude.
I ignored her and continued to reach out to her until she ignored me totally on my wedding day and blocked me on all social media platforms.

And that ended my friendship with her. Funny enough once she was married and happily settled, she reached out again but I chose to ignore her because I realized she would never make a good friend. She would always act like we are in competition. I was done with her. She still tries to reach out till date but its always a brick wall.

Nor be matter of say I nor forgive but just that I've chosen to free the chap.

monacobull:
Funny enough there was NO such restriction. I myself had a 2:2 in school, and still got a job with them. So no excuses here.

What sort of questions did you ask the graduates? What did they say wrong? Don't just lambaste, add your 2cent (helpful tips) for others.

kubumilano:
Yes, no Victory Yet For Nyesom, Because, Almost all the Assembly Seat in Rivers will be Rerun, and if by eventually, Federal Might play out and APC won Majority of seats in the House of Assembly, Wike Stands to be impeached, Maybe The APC decided to give it to wike at the supreme court, For it not to look as if it is a democratic coup d'etat, and Probably, APC knows that Winning Wike in a rerun may be tough, So it has settled for an Impeachment, Wike Arise, and don't sleep yet.

Victory for Dakuku Adol Peterside. Victory For Lion of Ubima. Victory For CHANGE!!!

Please let it go. Don't you want peace in that state? Tis hard enough that Rivers will again have an opposition govt at the federal level but just let the man manage to govern you people. Already there is so much crime from that part of town. Does that make you happy with touts having a field day and kidnapping so rife?

We know there was massive rigging but majority of Rivers want him. Ijaw kingdom has spoken, they want PDP. We all can't sway to the side of APC. Let the man rule in peace!

Dongreat:
I swear nairaland has the toughest crowd ever. I have posted some topics on foreign blogs and the comments are 80% positive, 15% negative and 5% critics. But here in nairaland.. Jesus.

Place: Warri
There are youths & men but these women volunteer 2 do it em selves.
The church is not a money making church, d rev is not materialistic, n every Sunday he preaches salvation 90% n prosperity 10%. Believe me this cos I was a double doubting Thomas b4. 12yrs in d UK, I attended no church as I felt science exposed. Came home, n refuse as I saw every man of God as private jet thieves, until village peeps remb me, lol if not God through my rev hmm situation wod hv been critical o. Yet he asked for no money b4 and after prayers. I hope this ans many ques.

I talk am! E nor go pass Dela State. Their women are known for this...

ucnwafor:
Op where and which state is this construction on-going

Na delta women dey build house

Juxtified:
This is not a job for pregnant women pls. There's a very sharp line between hustling and carelessness!

Husling and carelessness? I beg your pardon pleaseeeeeeee! There is dignity in labour. Save your speech for the runs girls or those who use boyfriend as ATM!

joborskill:
I have been in a relationship with a lady since March last year and all has been going smooth until a revelation popped out earlier today via our chat on whatsapp and it has been troubling my mind. We had a discussion about our past and after sharing series of experiences, she started begging me to forgive her for not telling me this earlier. She claims the month of February has always been a terrible month for her as it brings back some bad memories.

After persuading her for a while about what the issue is, she said she was pregnant for her EX in 2013 and she didn't know until it resulted in a terrible sickness which led to her been rushed to an hospital where the doctor confirmed she is 5 months pregnant. She said the doctor recommended surgery to terminate the pregnancy because the baby was in her right fallopian tube instead of her womb.

She confirmed to me that her right fallopian tube has been removed while all she has now is her womb and left tube. she claims the doctor told her she can only have a maximum of 3 kids when ready due to the surgery. I acted like everything is fine so as not to hurt her feelings any further but i'm seriously disturbed by this.

This is someone i love so much and i intend getting married to later this year. I need advices on what to do next as i am confused right now. What are the implications of having any of the tubes removed? would it affect fertility or child bearing in marriage? Do you think i should move on with my life and look for someone else as i cannot determine the level of damages that has happened to her reproductive system? Kindly drop your comments.

Bros, in your heart of heart, you know what you can take. You must be convinced this is the woman for you patapata if not leave her alone ASAP! Don't marry her out of pity and begin to curse her tomorrow. If you don't wife her, she won't die. She will instead become a precious pearl to another man. Don't deny her this blessing oga, if you remain unsure of her.

If you feel for religious reasons you cannot marry who don abort, free the babe. If na health reason, you guys can willingly go and check yourselves out at the hospital.

Let me quickly add that the heart of man is black. What is the probability you won't marry someone who haas had an abortion but keeps shut about it? So many girls there but there will smile till you wife them yet not breathe a word.

Again ever heard of the word etopic pregnancy? A seemingly good woman (virgin sef) can fall pregnant but lose a tube to an etopic pregnancy. You think I am lying? Then please google ETOPIC pregnancy or type it on Nairaland search bar and read stories of women who have experienced such. And just so you know, a woman can give birth with one functional tube. You don't even want to know the number of good women walking the street who yet have a blocked tube! Nuff said.

Richy4:
She shouldn't have told you to accompany her to the farm because you were simply 1-1 =

She insisted on carrying....., and you couldn't say no.... that you must carry it. Where was your persuasive skills...I guess that skill comes up when a girl says no to you abi?.....

You were going with someone, and you placed earphone on your ears as if you were walking alone....

She agrees to carry the fire wood and you could not stay at her back just to protect her or if she needed some kind of help....

In the olden days, they would have sold you to the slave traders....

Harsh but v v v true

orobs93:
Gbam

For those in suport hit like
Dose against. Hit share

Even tho I liked your comment, I feel d woman should chill. They are muslims and he is entitled to marry more women sef, up to 4!

ugosly:
Oga read my post again, I did not mention anything about her dress sense which I personally think is very cool, I only aired my concern about the fact that she is being objectified as a sex symbol.
Somethings are better left for the younger generations,don't you think so?

No I don't sir. Its all part of the packaging and HER brand.

debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.

Pele, others have done it and so can you.
Ireti Doyle (who got married sef and remains hapilly married till date)
Genevieve Nnaji
Waje
Sophie Momodu
Wizzy's baby mama
Ice prince baby mama
Olamide's baby mama
Da Prince's baby mama
D'banj's younger's brother baby mama
May'd baby mama

And the unknown millions out there. Good luck

ComrEmmanuel:
I'm writing on this topic due to the numerous text messages and e-mails I get from readers asking me to link them up with sugar mummies. Guys, I want to state categorically that I don’t get involved in such messy deals. Why would a young man, instead of thinking and working for a better future, decide to live his life under the cover of a woman

who does nothing but use him to
satisfy her sexual urge?
I just pity girls who are so much after material things and fame without getting to know the stuff the man is made of. When you drive to all the big club houses in town, you see our so called big boys who are nothing but fools!!.. They throw the biggest parties in town, they keep the prettiest girls, they live in posh apartments, they have their class when it comes to cars and designer wears.

Guys, you know what? That is all they do with the allowance from sugar mummy. All these guys specialize in is dating old women, not because they are in love with them, but because they want to become intimacy gadgets, just to achieve their goals.

When you look at the corporate settings, you see some guys who are the female MD’s pets. These ones come to work whenever they like, they leave the office whenever they like, and they insult the manager at every slight provocation. They go against all the laid down rules of the company. But what do they get at the end of the day? Promotion instead of a query or sack letter. Some of them do it the good boy way. They become too committed to their job; they close late and are always the last to leave the office.

You are only looking for a sugar mummy because you see yourself as a failure in life. It is a shameful thing for a man to sell his pride just to become great. It is not worth it my guy. These sugar mummies will give you all the good things but not without the full dose of pain that comes with them.

You are happy now that unlike your fellow drivers and stewards, madam has rented a very fine apartment for you. She comes there when you are off duty just to have you waste your God-given substance. Nonsense!! Your day of pain is coming.

Why would you get involved in a relationship where you have no say of your own? You have a relationship with a very young girl who you have lied to, presenting the sugar mummy as your aunty. You trickishly send the girl out of the house whenever she is visiting. Nemesis will catch up on you someday!

Some sugar mummies have destroyed the lives of their younger lovers. Guy, don’t think you are too smart. She knows what you are doing, but she is waiting for the right time to strike. She knows you use the car she bought for you to pick your girls to the
salon and clubs. She knows you used her money to rent an apartment for your young lover.

But she is only waiting to get another fool like you to be servicing her before she strips you of everything you have. You will surely vomit it someday. I know of a 22 year old guy who stole N3million from his sugar mummy. She hunted the guy and she sent assassins to kill him, as I'm speaking, he is already a dead body..

Guys, why get the whole wealth, and loose heaven?
why sell your pride just for the comfort that lasts for a while? Even when you end it with her, you can never regain your pride. Don’t sell your birthright for a pot of porridge.

Even if things are too hard for you now, refuse to be involved in such a relationship that can give your mother heart ache. It’s a sad thing that some mothers these days support their sons having sugar mummies. These women have sent their daughters-in-law out of the house for a sugar mummy to move in and be responsible for feeding and maintenance of the whole family. If your mother is into this with you, I am very sorry for you because your situation is a very serious one. Your mother is just as greedy and foolish as you are.

Please think about this, and change your ways.. And to you Ladies, May God deliver your future husbands from the hands of Sugar Mummies!

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/6884/18/men-and-sugar-mummies.html

Y so bitter?