fourboys:
This generation is breeding the most heartless men ever but can we blame them?? . NO

how do you mean heartless? so delillah went for fellowship abi?

addicted268:
I'd like to sell my hp laptop cos i got another one.
Price is N55k non negotiable.
The battery is bad so the buyer may have to change it.
It works perfectly when connected to power.
For more pics n videos pls contact me on WhatsApp.


Laptop bag is 5k

ur num pls

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

Your village people have already rubbed your body with palm oil, they have prepared their grill, and u don dey waka small small go the grill... asun will soon be ready.

Nicklaus619:
Giving Up In Life Is Never An Option, See This Personal Experience

Good day Nairalanders.
So I saw a thread that hit front page about ways of getting new jobs and I remembered this my personal experience and decided to share


I remembered applying for work at the federal Inland Revenue service here in Abuja, immediately after my service by the way i studied economics , so names was shortlisted for interview, we wrote the test and out of 15,000 candidates, though exams was scheduled separate days because of number of applicants , 50 was successfull and was short listed boom I checked and my name was number 18, my joy knew no bound, I didn't tell anyone as I wanted to take my people by surprise including my parents and siblings.
after that interview, they invited us for an oral interview.

I attended the interview and after the interview, 35 name was successful, I checked boom my name was number 12 on the list,
After the interview, we where all given breakdown of how the salary was like, omo, I see money tears dropped from my eyes, I was anticipating how to renovate my family house after working like for 6 months and changing my parents car as it was well deserved,

After the interview we where waiting for a mail to confirm our employment letter and posting, after waiting for 2 weeks no news, I went to the headquarters were we did our interview and was reliably informed that new recruit had resume work since, I made further inquiry and I was made to understand that the final interview was done on Sunday, and our names were replaced with people that lobbied,
I shouted, on Sunday, ?? Government work?? And we where never informed and
minimum of 7million naira was used to swap our names with the people that paid.

I find cry, I no see, I was depressed for almost 2 months, my babe will come and see me emantiating by the day as I refuse to eat, this girl will come to my house and cry from Morning till night begging me to eat, chai true love they shaa, love really shark her that year, but I bounced back to my feet and moved on.
And thank God, I am doing well for myself, and I pray that the Lord continues to shower me and everyone that refuse to give up blessings in abundance.

Most times when you see people contemplating suicide on the media, don't use it as a joke, encourage them not to commit suicide if u must comment, because most people vent their frustrations on the media waiting for validation, and believe me they do take anything said to them to heart 100%, unlike other people out there, I never contemplated suicide because I know I have got a thick skin and can survive the street, one of the advantages of being street smart, e never get wetin eye never see, so trolling and name calling and shaming on the internet don't move people like me, learn how to develop a thick skin in every situation like this. Most importantly don't ever wait for media validation in your personal life, what the media says don't mean nothing and won't affect you in anyway, know this and know peace

I hope someone learnt one or two things from my story.

pele, i can relate, my own na Mobil... as i dey read ur story i nearly dey cry cos i dey remember mine. Just straight from FUTA then, next was another company at Ilupeju, i wont mention name (Just after my Msc) a week long schedule of tests and interviews... 5 of us shortlisted, i was the only fresh grad, dem drop me, only to hear from an insider that my CV is intimidating say must i put everything i've learnt in the CV, that even their M.D no get pass Bsc. I just concluded that my village people get office for Lagos.

KingEverest:
wow how will pastor link this to end time now

This one easy nah.... cos we don sin, so all flesh must die and straight to judgement

ashybabs:
Seen

This is photoshop jooor

these cone heads are really trying in the field of ICT. And they dont beat chest like us

Aksnoopy:
APC and their supporters won't know what hit them by 2023.

Nigerians are foolish and love their opperessors, ApC will win over and over again. Instead of the soro soke people to start enlightenment campaign and reo-rientate the masses on the need to choose right leaders, benefits of having right leaders etc, they use everything to catch cruise

Perfecttouchade:
It is well, do we even have anti venom drugs in Nigeria? Recently heard on radio that Nigeria doesn't have much anti venom drugs o ga o

we have aporo epa ijebu

Dailyparrot:
I carried this fat pig from Lagos Island to Morocco in Shomolu on Uber. Trip ended 3200. She gave me 1500 that she will transfer the 1700 to me and collected my account number.

I called her later and she said she would send the money. Right now, she isn't picking my calls.

Anyone that can assist should please help me call her.

I am putting her number here. Even if I did not get my money back, her number should be noted as that of a scammer.

Here's her number 08182082552

next time, politely insist you get your full payment before anyone leaves, if he/she no gree, then turn am to roforofo...patapata na 1star u go chop

village people

the reason for high default rate is simple, how can u give a loan with an interest of 54% in 7 days. Check out those few loan apps with reasonable rate, they hardly record default

PrinceOfLagos:
The next president of Nigeria obviously


Tinubu feel threatened by Kalu popularity that he flew to Abuja to beg him to step down for him but, the Kalu I know is loved by the north so he stands a better chance than Tinubu for 2023 presidency

i no support the evil party ooo, but Tinubu no be Kalu mate for politics, Tinubu stands a better chance. I will rather pick Obi or Moghalu than Kalu

igbo wey this man dey smoke don make am nor get shame again, who him help The following day PSquare shared account number based on their reconciliation, dem never see pass #5,200. In this life, if u have help!!!! Nobody responded to psquare cos dem dey chop alone, even Mr 2kay abi wetin be that guy name, dem still pursue am as he dey rise?

ikcid:


5000 women

i'm tempted to argue this is not true, how possible nah

Tinubu get money pass this guy

ivory coast of all places, wetin Nigerians dey find go those places, even europe sef, no be everywhere worth visiting let alone staying

drizslim:
Na questions wey I no fit solve I wan dey set” – Lecturer writes on test paper as he shocks Usman Danfodio varsity students with ‘difficult’ questions

A lecturer at Usman Danfodio University, Sokoto state has used his students to catch cruise by recoining a popular catch phrase during a class test.

The Department of Electrical and Electronics Engineering lecturer set a test question said to be difficult and hinted that moving forward, he would be setting questions he cannot solve.

In the course with code EEC211 for 200 level students in the Faculty of Engineering and Environmental Design, the instructions were for them to answer all questions.

He gave them two questions to solve and interestingly ended it with ”Na questions wey I no fit solve I wan dey set now. Goodluck”

Use Thevenim's theorem nah

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

you be suwegbe oooo, 2hrs is ideal

money wey pikin first see, he go use am buy akara.
Make he no use the whole money buy cigar oooo. Make he carry small change go oxford go buy land for ipaja

ebukajay184:


https://igberetvnews.com/1406312/oyingbo-market-traders-protest-folashade-tinubu-photos/

Those same idiots will still collect two de-Ricas of rice and palm oyel to vote their opperessor next season, how i wish say na only people wey vote am dey feel the hit. Una mumu never do

daddytime:
The first person wey even siddon come think of how to invent gun...what was he really thinking about?


I'm sure the world as we know it today would been way less depressing and rife-filled.

His plan was to hunt antilope in Ekiti hills when he invented gun

this is kuruno, use adin-agbon, powdered sulphur and sheabutter. let her drink warm water every morning before eating. If she is like 10, make her fast for 3days, break by 3pm, with fruits

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, there is this lady I really love.She has a skin care spa and I do go there in the evening when coming back from work.
Her house is not very far from mine so I know her well.I have also asked her out, but she turned me down saying she has a boyfriend, which I later found out is false.I decided to distance myself from her but it seems not working.
She always call me to come keep her company her at the spa at weekends so,if I have no where to go,I do join her there.The more we see, the more I keep falling for her.

So yesterday,I told her how I feel about her,then she told me her parents won't be happy dating someone younger and moreover,I can't marry her.

There is no way I can stop seeing her because,we can see each other coincidentally

Please what should I do?

Go and read your books. Have you done your assignment? Leave love for those who are ready to get married

intro tech teacher Mr Ekisola

jahmarsh:


Yes
Please give me your WhatsApp contact

08093491998, i'm around egbeda

na wa for all these akure guys ooo

Anyways akwa ibom people and chineese people are related, their language sounds alike and they both short engines..... but this project woulda been better in ondo state or at least in ogun state but their governors dey sleep

Tonero5200:
Hi.

Honestly speaking am really worried, have dated my fiance for sometime now. So we finally decided to tie the knot.
She suggested we do it this year November and I concurred, so we've been saving towards it ever since.

Last 2 months I made my intentions known to her family, that I will like to marry their daughter. Due to the conversations I had With her parents, I told them I wanted it small.. because am not financialy buoyant.

But To my surprise, her dad said I shouldn't worry about it, they are going to support me ( which is most likely Normal)

(They gave me traditional rite's, which I sorted out by myself)

With the traditional right drawing close, last month I learnt from my fiancee..her parents are planning to buy 2 cow for the traditional and white wedding. (I was surprised)

The following week, the hall she choosed for the reception of the white wedding, has already been paid for by her dad which was about 500k excluding the decorations which they also took care of ( even though I opted we could have done the reception in the church)

But my fiancee told me her dad is inviting alot of well-wishers home and abroad to come celebrate with us.both his fellow staffs and all.

* I bought 2 bag of rice and groundnut oils

* We paid for the cakes

* We paid for drinks

* We sorted things out (invitation cards, pre shoot photos)

But was surprised 2 days to the traditional marriage, more expensive drinks were rolling in.

On the d day of the white wedding, I realised, they cooked more than 8 bags of rice ( coconut, jollof, banga and fried) meats were surplused.
Alot of people came from her family's, while my own families were just there.. they did get the message.

Someone even said it to my mom face. THAT THIS GIRL PAPA TRY O.

please, I don't want to sound like am a bad person or I don't know good.
Offcus I appreciate her parents efforts, but am just a little bit worried.

As a man, won't this come to haunt me in the future?

If ur wife na yoruba/edo/itshekiri/urhobo, you dont have to be worried, na their way, they believed wife's family should be responsible for wedding

SAPA is bringing them together. They will start as upcoming artiste

pele ooo, sisi, you don jam talk somewhere and iya gbonkan is on your case. drink more water, have some deep sleep. Fast for some days to reset your body system. you will be fine

jahmarsh:


By the way, do you have any for sale?

yes... are u lagos?