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Yes oh. My neighbor downstairs brought me a big plate of jollof rice with big goat meat and fish!

But as a single man, I had already gone to ShopRite on the 24th and bought 2 grilled whole chicken, 4 plates of jollof and fried rice, and 2 big plates of salad and stored in the fridge, so I would only have to microwave and eat.

I have been fighting with rice and meat since yesterday!

Thandiubani:
Two suspected ritualists/yahoo boys have confessed after being arrested in Imo state.

The two suspects identified as Ebuka and Chinonso said that they use the private parts of ladies to make money making charms after sleeping with them.

In their words: “The native doctor who prepared the charm told us to use a handkerchief or a piece of towel to collect semen from the private part of every lady we made love to. He instructed us to put the handkerchief with the semen or towel in the pot and burn it after each time we collect it. He told us that the number of females we sleep with and collect their semen will determine the value of our money we will get.”

When they were asked to disclose the name and location of the native doctor, they said: ‘’We were seriously warned not to disclose it with anybody, that if we do that, we will die’’.

The two suspected criminals were interrogated by residents before being handed over to the police.

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUPaJLg1gU

All these lies and drama just to get some YouTube clicks.

Happy birthday Mr President. Many happy returns!

Beautiful!
Congratulations!
God bless your home!

Newton2024:
Yes, those who believe.

That's strange. All those sick people crying to him day and night nko? They don't believe?

Newton2024:
If you give your life to Christ and pray, you will marry a godly man.

God answer prayers?

BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hate


That's my biggest fear

Having kids with only the green passport. I should be able to afford having them delivered in the US or Canada to become citizens of a sane country.

fergie0o1:
EFCC

These joker's waited for them to leave and settle in a foreign country before declaring him wanted. funny!

Legendoo:
Lagosians are abnormal. They copy black Americans .

Have you seen the sex orgies?

Faggotery is the new normal in Lagos.

I won't be surprised.

I totally agree with you. The mentality here is abhorrent. I don't know if it's the stress that's causing it or what?

Why do animals think that once someone isn't fvcking around, he's gay.

What happens to focusing on getting finances right first? What about those who practice semen retention? What about Opus Dei numeraries that are neither priests nor married?

It's animalistic to think that sexual urges cannot be controlled, and that delayed gratification is not noble.

I met this animalistic way of thinking and behavior in Lagos-Ogun axis. I never met in the East of the naija. This punget ideology is so common in Lagos-Ogun axis that I began to think that most males in this area are gay or something — I hate the vibes I get from them.

Imagine talking to a neighbor (a married man for that matter), and he was licking his lips and robing his dick. I spate on his ancestors. So disgusting. This is a fool that's preaching to me about joining their congregation — Latter Rain Assembly or whatever they call it.

There's no shark. Reno's just acting up to drive traffic.

vibratingpenis:
Guy stop dishing out your ignorance with reckless abandon, most of tour assertions here were built from heresay and I heard, I never saw where you wrote about doing any independent research to know whatsup about vasectomy.

For all I know you are same person as the OP and these your fictitious story is lame and stale. You are gauging how serious your selfishness and wickedness is; it is way above average and tying up or removing the womb is not life threatening and not even a major surgery. My mother did it when fibroid was disturbing her and she already had four of us, so advise yourself to do same if you want only one child and leave the man alone.

@ your 2nd paragraph, you're right. But I think the fellow is a she, prolly a bitter feminist.

Michelle55:
The truth is that you are simply selfish and there's no two ways about it. With all these set rules and regulations of yours, it's best if the guy opt out now or regret ever coming in contact with you later.

You didn't even suggest two kids but one, e be like dem dey worry you. You think being an only child is fun, come to me for classes as to know how I feel most times being an only child myself .

Abeg carry your holier than thou attitude go one side jare, mtcheew!

Not just selfish, the write-up shows her manipulative and controlling nature.

If she's being human and concerned about having more than one child, she can opt for tubal ligation.

If she later want another child or the only child dies, she can opt for IVF.

Mayeldah:
How have you been managing your staying away from Madam for too long?

Excessive wanking or masturbation can cause Erectile Disfunction.

Create more time to visit home and have regular sex with your wife.

Buy a testosterone booster drug from a pharmacy nearby, it will help you recover your strong erections needed for sex in the meantime.

Every small thing, pills.

Exercise and ginger can boost the same testosterone naturally.

DamnnNiggarr:
Does Excessive Stressing Or Staying Away From Sex For Too Long, Causes Erectile Dysfunction?

I wanted to create a new moniker for this thread but later changed my mind in order to continue with this my main Monika, because I see no importance/reason for creating a new moniker. Please you guys should not insult nor comment negatively on this thread. I know that topics similar to this have been created on this forum but I really want an answer and also a special advice towards achieving a permanent solution. I've browsed the internet about it, but it seems most of the sites I visited were only interested on advertising their products.

Lately, I've been overstressing my self, I combine three things in a day which means combining studies, business and family which makes me to always be on the road every minute of the day, I shuttle between Anambra, Enugu and Bayelsa, most of the time, if I can't find some of the goods I'm looking for in Onitsha, I travel to Lagos or Aba to get them which will be way-billed to my wife in Bayelsa so that she can sale them, and all these make me to be away from home for too long especially my studies.

so, on 18-11-2021, I decided to visit home, it was the day that terrible accident occured at upper iweka, Onitsha. But I got home, and I observed that I can't have an erection, even if it manages to erect, I can't hold the erection for too long, this thing kept happening until my wife couldn't take it anymore and she suggested we see a doctor, on getting to the hospital, the doctor asked me what I do for a living (what I do in my every day life) and I told him, he also asked how often do I visit home, I told him that it takes longer period before I visit home. He suggested that I should get some rest and stay away from too much stress, and also visit home regularly in order to be having regular intimacy with my wife, because staying away for too long from it can also have a negative effect on sexual life. But I told him that, stressing my self is how I put food on my table and that's also how I've been able to pass my exams even right from my undergraduate days.

The doctor made mention of Stress, which I'm fully aware of it's negative effect on sexual health, but staying away from intimacy for too long, does that also cause erectile dysfunction? even the internet didn't mention anything concerning Staying Away from intimacy for too long. I know that most men are down with this particular issue but are too shy/ashame to speak up.

please Nairalanders, how else do I overcome this disgraceful and shameful predicament?
all advice would be highly appreciated.


lalasticlala Seun Sissy3 dominique

Oga, get enough rest!

Exercise frequently: run some 5km and do some pushups (50-100). Follow it up with good sleep.

Eat some ginger

You will be fine!

Kobojunkiee:
There are people who are genuinely generous and they are known and respected for that. A man thinking his generosity should be rewarded, in this case, with a woman opening her legs up to him simply becude he spent money on her is another breed entirely.

If you don't what to spend on a woman, don't. If you do spend and do so to pay for sex with her, let her understand that upfront or instead go pay for a prostitute.

You're missing the whole point, but I will break it down for you:

A guy going to a woman is because he feels sexually attracted to her. Whether he spend or not, he still wants to have a sexual union with the woman.

If woman likes him sexually, she accepts his moves and will be willing to sleep with him. It would be wrong for a woman to play along if she doesn't feel sexually attracted to him.

Next, if the man is well to do, he can decide to treat the woman the way he treats himself because whether he treats her well or not, he expects sex with the woman because she has shown that she feels the same thing about him too.

It would be insecurity on the aspect of the woman to deny him sex because he treats her well. If she was never sexually attracted to him all the while, why play along that she feels what he feels.

Kobojunkiee:
Women do want to be treated well, not treated like prostitutes. Spending on a woman should be because you want to not because you want her legs go open to you...this by your spending in her.

A man doesn't go to a woman to be praying partners. He likes the woman sexually and makes the move. If she responds negatively, the man moves on. But if she responds positively, the man believes she feels the same thing he feels for her and treats her as he would treat himself. Unfortunately, that's not how women are wired. The see good treatment as underserving of them. They feel insecure when treated well.

So, the right way is to treat them they way they feel they deserve!

Kobojunkiee:
She was smart actually! When you spend money on a woman never assume it gives you access to her body.. . Here's hoping you will learn from this story so you can't make this mistake in the coming year or anywhere down the road.

So, guys should be stingy to the women they like even when they have the money to treat them well abi?

Kriss216:
But, some girls are foolish and wicked.


A guy took you for vacation outside the country, all expenses paid by him, not even a business trip... Are you not suppose to force the sex on him even when he's down and not in for any knacks?

Someone like me, she will not sleep in that same room with me.
"Suffer not the witch to sleep"

Forget what they say, women don't believe they should be treated well. It's engraved in their subconscious mind.

The truth is that women don't believe that the should be treated well. Treat them well, and you lose them.

I could remember one: we sexted all day that she literally came to my house after work to get the Dick. We've already discussed what we'd do to each other all day. I can bet she's wet all day at work because even when I leave the sexchat, she kept coming back to it).

She's probably expecting me to grab her from the stirs to the bedroom and treat her like a hoe she's. But as a gentleman I was trained to be, I welcomed her coolly into my simple apartment, put on the AC and the TV, and offered kola (softdrinks and groundnuts). After the usual welcome ritual and allowing her get comfortable, I initiated the main reason she came — sex — and to lead her to the bedroom. Surprisely, she changed disposition and refused.

After seeing her off that night, I texted her that it's over. I hate nonsense.

I later realized it's the way they're wired. They hate being treated rightly; they love to be treated like bitches. I should have grabbed her from the stirs and handled her like the bitch she is.

Freeeanijor:
I feel probably the reporter didn't do his job properly in reporting the story or it's just another whack set-up orchestrated by his enemy to pull him down.

Except she's a maid in that house, why would she have a separate room in that house?

She woke up and saw naked Prof laying beside her, she slapped and pushed him out of her room late in the night?

A 12yr old kid was disvirgin via rape and she didn't feel the pain that comes with the experience?

Her father didn't do anything at all about her travails?

She could have been drugged. Some use insulin syringe to drug their victim.

Self control is extremely important.


Also important is marrying a woman who is sexual compatible with you. When both parties are sexually compatible and desire each other, they make themselves available to each other — not even distance can stop that. I remember a story about Anita Joseph leaving a movie set in Enugu abi Asaba and flew to Lagos to go be with her husband.

My first criteria is that she's sexually into me. Without seeing that desire, l call it off and move on with the speed of light since I'm not the type that can cheat peacefully (got a very sensitive conscience), and I'm not ready to tolerate her using sex as a bargaining tool. That alone can make the sex a mechanical one.

Marriage can be hell for my type if there's no sexual compatibility, but can be a bliss for the right woman.

Grandmeister:
Even a black mamba's bite can afford you 20 minutes to get to the hospital (and we don't have black mamba here). This lady had about 30 minutes to one hour to get antivenom shots and live but she didn't get it. Either because
1. The hospitals didn't have any(or the appropriate antivenom shot)
2. She was being treated with traditional method while her window for survival was closing.

Was going through this thread searching for a reasonable comment like yours.

The story isn't complete. She couldn't have died on the spot. What was done after the snake bite matters a lot.

Loreettaa:
Be honest, how often do you wash your bra(for the ladies) or boxers (for the men) in a week?
Let's know the dirty ones!

I don't get this: na only one you get?

You wear and drop in dirty clothing basket. When they're sizeable, you throw inside the washing machine and do the needful.

The thing use one or more per day, depending on how you sweat.

[quote author=Richieniit post=107450873][/quote]As expected, emotional nonsense with neither sense nor logic. Not even a single verse in the Bible.

Continue disobeying the Bible you claim to uphold. Pity!

Same week if possible. Any visit to your house.


If she's not ready, end the relationship and move on. Someone else is collecting while you're paying the bills.

All these drama, just to get YouTube views?

Lee29:
Prove

Just like a pot asking for a Prove of the man that formed it with clay. You're just a rebellious soul forming woke.

I hope you're aware of what awaits those who reject God as King over them Luke 19:27

You better use your sense and embrace God before it is too late

Just regurgitating what you were told. What else can you do if not fear-mongering.

Without fear, there'd be no religion!

It form pot. The pot-maker made ancephaly, volcanoes, earthquakes, etc. So much for omnipotence and omniscience.


It's go and wear your defense cap. Come and defend him.

Ofadaman:
Lol, you mean o, the thing is, the guy has been there for me when I needed help before, and he gives good advice, but I'm beginning to see him for what he is, he'd be happy to see me do well but not better than him. This new job will make me earn trice as much as he earns and he's struggling to believe that I'm be the one in a position to offer help to him, he's always known it all, I took all his advice, I just figured be didn't just want me to grow above him in any way. I see how he brings this job thing up so frequently in every discussion we have, if for instance, we go get food to it, he'd say stuff like 'in few weeks now, you go done get money to they order food for me', every conservation ends up with me getting the job and earning better", no matter how I try to avoid the conversation. He's drowning in envy and I'm worried that I need to avoid him before he does something unimaginable ,I'm scared

Calm down. Don't let anyone rob you of your peace.

Just continue keeping calm. What's yours will be yours.

Ofadaman:
I think it's safer to keep your frenemies closer

Exactly. Play their own game on them.

Lee29:
You're not an atheist but simply a rebellious soul who refuse to submit to the supreme authority over all.

Can you prove the so-called supreme authority?

Let's get an amputee so your supreme authority can authorize the limb to regrow in our presence.

Legends don't talk much. No time to shalaye!