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If all yahoo boys were to be interrogated by FBI, the entire Nigerian police would be in US jail sooner than the Yahoo boys themselves bc if policemen arrested you and you didn't have money to give them, and they knew you haven't arrived, they are ever ready to link you up with senior Yahoo boys so that when next... You would settle them very well.

That's a huge waste of money. I got mine in 2019 and has been useless till now! I've never gotten anything to do with it. Go for Bosiet or Crane operator instead. 400k for HSE 1,2,3 is waste of money.

Thank God the Doctor treating Buhari in London is a Yoruba man!

Similar to my story! I did admission for my girl and it nicked. She was admitted into the same university I was and she broke up with me bare after 100L. She said I wasn't tall enough and that I didn't have a car. She contracted HIV on the 3rd guy while roaming the dating market. She's married to HIV hubby now as HIV couple!!! She did know I know everything.

There's a spiritual problem with your family. One of your parents or your forefather's has stained their hands and the nemesis is befalling your house now. The blood of Abel is serious crying for vengeance upon your family. Your father cannot claim to be ignorant of what is happening to your brothers. Reply my message or come to OPM church in Portharcourt, all will become history. Or write me to purelyeven@gmail.com

And my gf in the university left me citing I wasn't tall enough even when I was taller than her?! Life is funny.

Church!! Wheelchair pls!!!

35 and above ladies are very desperate. If you're dating one and tend to marry her, don't think it's love! She must have cover your head in a jazz pot. Just parted with one; her desperation is too much and numerous body counts have destroyed honeypot.

This is a crime of passion that breathes vendetta. I perceived payback in this case. Why them of all the congregants?! Much like a drug deal gone wrong.

RIP

Hedonini:
I already knew these five things. Tell me something else I didn't know.

Lubbish.

You're from Anambra?!
Lol...

You need to work on your English.

I'm just here under a tree laughing all alone. Passers by think I'm crazy but I shook my head in scorn, they don't see what I'm seeing; even MC Oluomo wrote a book?!

I like his packaging though... He is gradually transforming to a decently rich man. And he raised his kids well.

Hope this one too will not inspire to aspire like Invictus Obi?! Because Nigerian youths forming Oil & Gas, Real Estate, Import & Export sabi press laptop o.

In my view, polygamy has lots of disadvantages but the good thing about it is that it wedge down the ego of women in marriage. Instance, rather than starving man of sex when erred, it becomes competition to the favour of Mr hubby. And women generally tend to checkmate themselves from exhibiting feminine syndrome knowing she's just one of the wives n any silly attitude put another wife ahead of her. Aside these aforementioned, men like visiting diff markets. Nothing can stop man from being polygamous, either secretly or openly. Beautiful ladies everywhere, men are in trouble. The scarcity of husband and economic impact on single young men, preventing them to get married has frustrated single ladies nowadays that almost all of them are now side chick to married men. If you think your hubby is faithful, you are yet to catch him.

I asked out one girl yesterday and immediately she told me she has no phone! Whereas, I am still struggling with rent as it expired shortly after final lockdown! I told her about my rent but she's insistent I get her a phone in just a day relationship that we haven't even set eyes on each other!! Me too now, I said she should snap pussy n boobs for happy view, shocked she vexed.

Dude reminds me of the day I did mine. Awaiting result feels like being arrested in Saudi Arabia for drugs. Used pseudonyms & the nurse almost gave me BP with the expression on her face. Thank God for life.

God blesses women when creating them by installing a shop that sells in all economic weather on them. With it n packaging, they can always make money even in harsh economy.

Shekarau of Boko haram, this is the time the masses need you the most. Come n destroy Nigerian army n police for us. We know you are stronger n more powerful than the Nigeria army and this is why we have summoned you to fight for us. Stop killing the masses and start the massacre of the political elites.

Dozman88:
But such a derogatory statement from someone whom the people from the south west called there Royal father shows how lopsided he his with the crown on him...he needs to ask the gods to teach him how to talk to people....

Oba Of Lagos has always been a rude man. Didn't Igbo see how he ridiculed The Ooni: Yoruba number one monarch, in Lagos, years back?

Jombojombo:
What a touching story. This country can never be one!

Why do Yorubas hate Igbos this much??

Tinubu is just a man in Yoruba Land, Yoruba never hated Igbo. I'm Yoruba my wife is Igbo.

PayBoyXclusives:
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Benin wey me and my goons don flex tire, ph beat am joor

Abeg con do Lagos own o!

simplepee:
No girl should even try that rubbish. Especially with a Nigerian man

You're wrong. Every man has his spec. If a young lady of my spec asked me out, I would date her provided she's not olosho. Ladies can do it but need be sure the guy is 30+ n very matured.

Ategberoson:
I pity any non Rivers indigene staying in that state. is it not that state one of the best graduating student of abuad and his mother were kidnapped and killed?



even with $1m monthly job I will never step my foot in Ogun, Abia state, Rivers and all Northern states

Your view is true.
I got to Portharcourt last year and I'm already tired. Everything about Rivers is scam. Even their people, mostly youths, are ill trained. They lack manners to the core. Their girls, sex is exercise to them. The only good news is, their girls dey get big yash! The loi-loi or akpu dey eat everyday has overblown their ass. Things are super expensive. Insecurity is alarming.

seanwilliam:
eating a woman is the last thing I will do on earth... how can I stoop so low to dey suck pussy?
I see that as a bruise to my ego ..



Btw, I think there is a war ahead.. seems western culture is being imbibed In africa now..

Na so I dey talk before. When I try am, the thing confirm o!

Pls I need a fuckmate. I want a lady who's stress free and curvy. Single lady or single mother is allowed. I'm male, 37. Ladies of 50yrs below is okay.

ayenale1:
What if the guy and his brother reduce their ages to get employment which is very rampant this days so what the heck is her problem. Two in ten people will actually tell you their real age so whats her problem, the excuse is baseless.

No! That's never a possibility.
She said the age on his WAEC aligns with others. That clears any doubt he backdated. The lady is clearly older than him with solid 5 years!

That a small boy is muscular doesn't mean he is matured. Though the issue here bothers on trust and deceit, but the lady should know that a man will always lie about his age if he finds out his woman is older than him. Ladies, generally, can be very arrogant n disrespectful the moment they know their guy is younger. Only those who are tired of searching, older ladies, wouldn't mind but would tell the guy it should be btw them. It worse when her immediate younger one is even older than the guy. She would feel like she has ridiculed herself way too much cause age means a lot to Africans.

...if a student dropped out on financial inadequacy grounds, he would be ask to pay university termination fees of about €2700...

I piss for boxers on reading this one o!!!
The country is really evil.

She needs to cut down all carbs by 60%. She should embrace iron, protein and vitamins ASAP. Carbs gives you unnecessary weight gain that is not firm. Tell her to eat more of unripe plantain boiled, bole or blend n eat with vegetable soup. Tell her to eat fish (very well), oatmeal, beans, Akara, moin-moin, fruits like cucumber, orange, and do less or Eba, Gari, Apu, Semo, pounded yam, (cake, pies and soda drinks should be red flags for her) keeping to this diet works magic! Her body will be firm, unnecessary n unhealthy cell division would stop, and those blackish stretch marks will disappear. Even her breast will become more firm and her boo will thank me later!

You are an intern, she is also a medical student. She will become a doctor one day and become a proud wife of yours. I understand loads are heavy on you now but look beyond now. She might be your saving grace in the future. If she's a good n marriageable girl, you are only investing on the mother of your unborn kids. Nevertheless, there should be boundary. She mustn't bother you about financial plight of anyone in her family. It's not your duty. And if she has many younger ones, that's where I would have problem with her if I were you. If you love her, you can continue with her. See her as your sister you can't cut away. As for the phone, it's a minor thing you will both overcome. God will provide.

You are helping her today, she might be the one to elevate you later in life.

Corruption fight won't make headway in Nigeria until FBI, CIA are invited to prob Nigerians.

Just imagine if it's FBI probing NDDC? Akpabio, Pondei, and Rep members for dey chill for prison now.

My father beats me with all kind of electric cables and that made me hated him much. He shouted at me anyhow and at a time, in secondary school, I stopped being afraid of him. He was scared the day I first confronted him - he never in his wildest dream expected that from me. Since then, he minded how he talked to me till he demised. Problem with drunk dad is countless. I will never raise my child that way. For me, all forms of spanking stops at 8 or 10. And the spanking would be made in china.

Godlovesyou28:
My father will kill if I go that public.

Don't go public on the issue. There are other ways you can find out without no one suspecting you are in the know. Reply my msg with a phone number that is not known as yours (like a new one you register with a fake name) to seal your identity from public domain. I will help you find out who your mother is and you will thank me later.