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There's nothing hot in this body. She's just fat everywhere!

lalasticlala:
The highly endowed OAP who is on vacation abroad with her boyfriend shared these new pictures via Instagram..



https://instagram.com/p/3CdZxGE3YW/

Common no Blaqbones? Are you kidding me? These Mc's prolly did justice to the beat but blaq's exclusion mean something is missing. #Downloading cos am tired of the mainstream I listen to new artistists majorly now. Kudos man!

GIYAZZ:
Obesemf - he came with fire on this one! Spat a perfect verse with a perfect sizzling flow like he always did!
My favorite line from his verse: The streets dey my back like a selfie on the pavement!
Nairaland cypher we've been working long day, after these verses we should be on the front PAGE He produced this beat too!!

Lime'Rick - This dude stole the show right here! With illicit and explicit core lyrics enthwined with imagery and dark humor! He spat probably the best verse here! And when we all thought he was done he ambushed us with his flipping skills and blew our minds! Lime'Rick aka Concealed is no doubt; Dope!
My favorite line from his verse: Now make peace, was what I heard from all these
Insane freaks
But I won't just bury the hatchet
I'll bury them along with it


G'IYAZ - The god_of_music!! He was outta this world men! Spat a world class verse right here. . . . With that perfect delivery and flow magged up in 'em complexed lines!
G'IYAZ is a beast for sure! Came into the beat with this "angry" tone and finished work with the HORROR CORE LINES!!! He indeed is a god!
My favorite lines from his verse: Put the mic through your neck if your motherfuckers bore my fans
I'm FFUCKING EVIL, got my DICK IN MORGANA's ass!

Sosiqdude - This dude came with a different braggadocio approach to this jam! He showed us he's got no love for the beat, hence murdering it!
SosiQQ as shortly called, Is a vet who's got the tendency to cause damage to instrumentals! He's been killing beats since God knows when!
My favorite lines from his verse: Leader of the pack so back the ffuck up/
Cos any MONKEY tryna rival is GONE GONE! (GonGon)

And lastly

Navas - The dude behind this crazy/d0pe mixing and mastering. He is the producer who producers should fear!!!!
WTF? I've never seen any producer who's got some mad lyrical skills like this dude!
Not even Dr.Dre or Eminem can step to the plate! Navas is a god on his own lane!!
He didn't fail to drop some heavy-weight lines on here too! He came with a nice flow and the perfect rhymes!!!

My favorite lines from his verse:
I bring the real so fast call me carlo ancelotti,
With a dick so fat tell me shorty do you want it?
It's really just a warning, so be careful when I'm coming (cummingg)
Got the 'Ay' flow but i ain't really talking funny,

5-mic material from 5 dope lyricists!!! Lose yourselves in the mad rhythm of their intricate rhymes. . .

DOWNLOAD AUDIO HERE: http://www.datafilehost.com/get.php?file=35a4fc61

we've passed through challenges and spent a lot of money making this cypher happen, we at least deserve front page. CC: Lalasticlala

Cc
Ibime
Coogar
Mikuz
Emaprince
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Darkrebel666
Elymaxiimus
Fuckyouhard
YoungDaNaval
Teddybiyasi
Lagunna
Warriblood
Loonat11kk
Streetwize
Obainojazz
007Bruce
Ojoawo
Thunderstorm
Theprekky
Glazierz
Illness
Elvisonjack2
Sosiqdude
Deepthoughts
Gottoboy
Jigsawkillah
Paulthor
Iceskidd
Wrongturn
Ckushy
Devilmaycry
Testerfuze
Sammcarter
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Captainflash
Willofsteel
Dj5naira
Krizzkutz
Giyazz
Kingdimes
Richommie
Rapacme
Reyginus
Jonlamar
Bars
Aeio
Aminda
Redjohn2
Sarmiie
Macsika
Olusharp
Goshikid.... Etc

All of them! No one should be spared. When oil was discovered one of them said 'Nigeria is wealthy,the problem is how to spend it' we ended up using the wealth on a meaningless civil war that never should have happened. They're saving investments for their great,great grand children when common Nigerians cant eat 3 times a day. God will judge them all.

Koroaso:
*********BUHARI NEEDS TO DO THE NEEDFUL**********

********HOW DID NIGERIA GET HERE ??***************

********FUEL SCARCITY,JOB SCARCITY,SECURITY SCARCITY,EDUCATION SCARCITY,HEALTH SCARCITY**********

********LETS FACE IT OUR LEADERS HAVE FAILED US*********

********THERE ARE COUNTRIES THAT DONT HAVE,THEIR ARE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE AND HAVE BEEN LOOTED *******

*******WE NEED TO STAND UP AND MOBILIZE...PDP OR APC NIGERIANS DONT GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE*******

********JONATHAN,OKONJI AND DIEZANI HAVE WRECKED THIS COUNTRY FURTHER************

********WHEN WE MADE BILLIONS IN OIL SALES WE DID NOT SAVE FOR HARD TIMES.....THESE PEOPLE STOLE NIGERIA BLIND AND INVESTED OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY,NOW THAT RAINY DAYS ARE HERE,THEY CAN GO BACK TO THEIR INVESTMENTS BUT THE COMMON MAN LIKE ME AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE HARDSHIPS******

*******ENOUGH IS ENOUGH***********

SEE THE PICTURE OF THE MEN THAT RUINED NIGERIA BELOW.
AS LEADERS YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR A FAILED STATE,EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!!!!
YOU GUYS HAVE FAILED US AS A COUNTRY,BY CONTINUING TO ALLOW CORRUPTION,INSECURITY FESTER UNABATED.

EVERYDAY PEOPLE DIE OF UNDESERVED HARDSHIPS WHILE YOUR BILLIONS IN SWISS ACCOUNTS ARE ACCRUING INTERESTS.

ON BEHALF OF ALL NIGERIANS SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.
WE REGRET HAVING HAD YOU AS LEADERS EVER.
ALL OF YOU.
MAY KARMA SERVE YOU SIMILAR PORTIONS YOU SERVED NIGERIANS.

Follow me I can use your talent in the future. Weldone

cookey180:
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hijacke:
You are invited to the table, lol

palmwhine dey? I no fit chop alone oh

hijacke:
Dont even know the name but i heard it is a delicasy in some parts of the country

Cc lalasticlala

its called Alegba [pronunced alay-gba]in Yoruba language. You need to remove the scales then make a meat out of it. Dont eat alone tho. You wont be able to.

Call me a cynic for all I care,am only updating this to blow whizle at this particular disturbing issue so that people can learn. Ladies of nowadays have stopped using their God-given reproductive organ because he nor dey sweet guys again,na to dey take am from behind. This happened for one club wey dey london. She don too do behind intimacy so tey e don slack. Just before you nor believe am picture dey.oya look am yourself!

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Shema and Lamido are the only two governors we respect from North....What is better than leaving your state without debt inaddition to massive infrastructural development. [/color]

Now thats why Shema is regarded as an intelligent and meticulous governor. I wish Kwarans can actually elect her governor.

Flets:
Our biggest problem as a nation is illiteracy and our mob mentality. That is why corruption thrives.

Nigerian government has never ran any organization right... Its always run aground because of the unproductive mindset of an FG employee. NNPC, NITEL, Railway corporation, NEPA etc

As such, any attempt to have the FG run refineries will be an utter failure and I don't need a sooth sayer to say that.

Secondly, these refineries were built on archaic process modules in the 70s and 80s and no attempts have been made by subsequent governments to upgrade to newer technology.

Repairing these refineries at this time is like trying to fix a 1975 peugeot truck whose spare parts and accessories have long been stopped in manufacturing by the vendor. Any attempt to try to fix the refineries will require paying more for it to the equipment manufacturers fabricate custom made equipments to fit our moribund refineries.

The cost of fixing these refineries will build two new refineries each.... Then why fix them? Only the heavy ends will be economic for an entrepreneur at the moment.

The Way Forward
Take away fuel subsidy and issue refining licenses to renowned downstream companies. The FG can get into a JV agreement to retain ownership like is done in the upstream and exploration industries.

In the long run, FG can afford to sell crude to the local refineries at subsidized rates for local consumption. The employment and business prospects of the downstream is enormous. But we need relative peace in the SS region for these to be viable.

GEJ was headed this exact path but we lot were too blind to see.

you're absolutely correct! Now when Dangote refinery and petrochemical complex hit the ground running next year with enough petrol to go round,people will be appreciating the government in power. Sincerely speaking people fell flat for APC propaganda. We pray Buhari succeed thou. Its just that his speech of late is giving me an inkling that Nigerians made a wrong decision.

justi4jesu:
Okay let me search some links for you then you choose.

Thanks!

Justi My budget is restricted thats why.lol

justi4jesu:
lol bid has 1day left and you want to bid $125 as highest bid when the bid is currently $123, watch and see the bid rise up to $200.

Na money wey no dey cause am.lol we fit try am for $140? We'll bid when its almost gone. Help get me a decent deal if you come across any. Do it like its your Laptop. I know you're busy but help me faa.

Not any more this is better. I'll be gratefull if you win this auction for me.

justi4jesu:
That auction is ended. Are you still interested?

http://m.ebay.com/itm/171765232193?cmd=VIDESC
my highest bid is $125 thanks.

justi4jesu:
Noted I hope you read the description and you okay with it because I just copied the link for you that's all.

Yes I read it. The battery life is not known. I'll take my chance.

justi4jesu:
My Oga I'm loyal

Hello Justi did you are yet to reply me. I wont the first link you sent.

justi4jesu:
Check these links and choose


http://www.ebay.com/itm/DELL-LATITUDE-E6410-LAPTOP-I5-2-66ghz-250gb-4GB-WINDOWS-7-WIFI-DVD-RW-NOTEBOOK-/201340994818?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ee0dbc502

This is obviously the best option. Now whats next?

What? Thats damn expensive! Please search for me now

justi4jesu:
I'm not sure you want to go for that item because the Ebay shipping alone is $240

help me with alternatives. My budget is 40k.

justi4jesu:
My Bro you just arrived the solution centre


Just go to Lasenza.com and choose varieties for her

Justi you did not reply my previous post. Please give me a quote before them buy the laptop finish. 121624261859 [SAMSUNG black laptop] on ebay. Go with this specs
250GB Hard Drive
4GB DDR3
and 6hrs New extended battery.
Give me a quote and how I can make the payment. Thank you.

I need a manufacturer Refurbish Laptop Of 4GB Ram,250 GB disc space from a top brand. It must also be window 7 and nothing less than 11 inches wide. And not more than 38,000 Naira including shipping. Justi4Jesu please help!!!

Thank you Importexpert for your eyes opening ebook. I dont have money yet,but I cant wait to be rich now that I've graduated. Am collecting my certificate this week for keep. My body dey hot. Thank you Boss. I'll call you for private talks later on.

Heard you South-African ladies have big asses! Are you endowed?lol

soilsista:

Okay then you're a Good African. Do you have big assets?

soilsista:
Have I not been speaking out against it all this time?? I'm even tired from defending myself. You people can continue calling us names but I won't own it.

Good day

The simple truth is dont keep quiet. Voice out even if its on social media. #sayNOtoXenophobic attack. I read a post from a South-African a while ago...he's supporting the attacks because a Nigerian scamed him R8,000 and as such the government did not do anything about it so its okay to do jungle justice instead of reporting to the authorities...weldone South-Africans,weldone!

soilsista:
Haisuka!! I'm done talking! Do whatever makes you happy hey. Nothing I say will change your mind. Rubbish nawe

So what have you done to discourage it? Did you and your compatriot protest to the effect? How many killing have you stopped. You dont encourage it but you stand by in your comfort zone saying you did not discourage it. We're trying in our country to come off stigmatization buy your country is working hard to get blacklisted as a Xenophobic country...dont worry you'll soon hear from us when Nigerians desert your companies. Am starting my own protest by removing my MTN sim...soon I'll throw away my DSTV decoder. If you dont want foreigner,deport them not kill them. Keep folding your arms till your country become alienated. #rubbish

soilsista:
It seems like blanket statements are used only when it suits you. The same way most of you get offended when it's said ALL Nigerians are druglords, I'm also offended by this. OP you should have said SOME South Africans! I'm South African and I don't promote xenophobia at all. Where I live, we live peacefully with everyone. It's like the rest of the continent rejoices whenever there's a crisis here in SA. I really don't get it.

South African must be stupid for thinking Nigerians are not allowing them to proper. They're just lazy bunch of people.lol

multicast:
i appreciate u bro, but maybe thats where the problem is, everyone use the popular line, sit her down bla bla bla, i came here because i thought there was something i am not doing, if i talk to ur wife she will recosider whether or not she was right to marry u. whenever i talk to her she gets sober and apologize and why do we have to go over the same thing all the time. right now i just kind of don't feel strong about her anymore.

You have to start surprising her and be more loving and less reactive. You seem to be a wuss,start being a man in the marriage by being more understanding of her weaknesses and taking charge. Be the one she look up to. Dont give in too easily to her whims. You need to lay off the kitchen stuffs and focus more on the masculine role. Most women appreciate it when a man is manly. Please google 'double your dating'. You'll learn alot which you can use in your marriage. Cheers!

The only person to blame is the wicked nanny who prolly feel she could make do with the ransome instead of working hard to make a living. Catching these fools should be easy. Pay the ransome,get the kids then hunt them for justice. Its a wicked world of which one cant use tools that are suppose to make life easier for everybody. Now genuine people looking for opportunities on OXL will be denied because of somebody's foolish greed. Police should do their jobs,prolly contact the mobile phone operator to track the kidnappers.

ZDXQ:
Can any Good thing come out of OLX...from fake car deals to property now kidnappers.
But I also blame the parents for leaving their home to somebody they just employed..thats the height of carelessness
Esp since the employee was not recommended by a know source..we need to learn how to take charge of our security.

Mannylex:
Obviously this bridge has outlived its life span. It baffles me why the government must have low maintenance culture. If this bridge was maintained consistently, this won't have occurred. They would have to start the work over again, that's if it doesn't get abandoned!







Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Dont mind our useless Kwara state government. The Saraki dynasty is killing our democracy...all they do is plant tress and carpet grass in Ilorin shouting on the media houses that they're working. I hate the status quo in Kwara. God help us.

I guess this is why the business tycoon supports GEJ's 2nd term bid! This is better than government running refineries like we always do.

By Toyin Akinosho
Aliko Dangote says the input volume of crude oil for his proposed refinery in Nigeria has been increased to 500,000Barrels of Crude Oil per Day.
It is 25% higher than stated when the project was announced in late 2013. The new input figure is clearly higher than one-fifth of Nigeria’s production.
“We had to expand the size to get more value for the money”, he told a gathering of petroleum geologists in Lagos in early November 2014. Foundation work is going on at the project site in Lekki, in the east of Lagos. Project start-up date was June 2014.“We should be able to finish in 36 months”, he said. That would be November 2017. Dangote’s frank disclosure of the details of the combined refinery and petrochemicals complex, compels a disavowal of scepticism about the project, which analysts have described as daring the Nigerian risk. “The banks have paid $2.4Billion out of the $3.25Billion they promised to loan. We are using that as deposit.” Dangote said that“the complex would help retain $17Billion out of the money expended on petroleum products import into Nigeria and would bring in $7.5Billion as export proceeds“.
The refinery is to be co-located with a petrochemical and fertilizer plant. The increase in crude oil will help double the output of polypropylene from 750,000Tonnes Per Annum to 1 Million Tonnes Per Annum.
Africa’s richest tycoon was speaking extempore, after an official speech, at the All Convention Luncheon of the Nigerian Association of Petroleum Explorationists (NAPE)’s 32nd Annual Conference. He did not say if the original output volumes of the refinery products had changed. In 2013, his company announced 7.684 million metric tonnes per annum (MTPA) of gasoline, otherwise called premium motor spirit (PMS); about 5.30 million MTPA of automotive gas oil (AGO) or diesel; about 3.740million MTPA of Jet Fuel/Kerosene; about 0.213million MTPA of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG), and about 0.625million MTPA of slurry/fuel oil.
Contracts for the construction of the complex were reported in 2013 to have been awarded to US-based conglomerate, UOP, a subsidiary of Honeywell International, a Fortune 500 company that specializes in consumer products, engineering services and aerospace systems. But at this forum, Mr. Dangote said that though piling work on the foundation at the Lekki Free Trade Zone was ongoing, “tenders will start going out”. This was slightly confusing, but we had no room to ask more questions. It was reported in 2013 that the project manager for the refinery and petrochemical plant was India Engineers Limited, an Indian government-owned company credited with the setting up of refineries in India. Saipem, an engineering subsidiary of Italy’s ENI, won the contract for the fertilizer plant.
What had fuelled misgivings around the refinery component of the project most is that the investment decision had taken place against the background of only partial deregulation of Nigeria’s oil and gas downstream. Government controls the price of PMS and Kerosene, while the prices of AGO, DPK, Aviation Fuel, LPG and other petroleum products have been determined by market forces since 2001. Any attempt by the state to leave the price of PMS to the vagaries of the market is forcefully resisted by Nigerians. And yet the subsidy payment to petroleum marketers who import the products at international prices has ballooned so much it is taking up cash that could have gone to fund infrastructural projects. The Dangote Refinery is expected to buy crude oil at international prices and then sell the products to the same cast of marketers who currently import the products. The refinery is expected to be a wholesaler of petroleum products and if the price of its PMS is higher than the subsidized price, the buyers pay in full and get the subsidy from government. If the Dangote refinery chooses to be a retailer, then it gets paid subsidy by government. In a 2013 article, The Financial Times of London quoted Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Nigeria’s Finance Minister as saying, per the Dangote refinery complex: “If you are selling refined petrol, you will get the subsidy.”
That afternoon in early November 2014, Mr Dangote disclosed how crude oil input to the refinery would be transported from the oil fields of the Niger Delta: “We will bring the crude by SBMs”. The refined products, however, would be distributed all over the country by trucks belonging to such product suppliers as MRS, TOTAL, Mobil, Oando, Forte Oil and several other players.

You see why I love this man? He is a man of Vision!

[quote author=kinibigdeal post=32033498][/quote]so we dont have Agriculture huh? Sit down dey look when the country has raised its non oil revenue through diversification. With time we'll be fine. Na wa for these anti-Jonathan people oh. All they see is the downside. Ofcos those saved cash were invested to build infrastructures,how long are we going to be following saving just to survive. We'll see through this austerity period for sure even if we have to borrow why not. Sai Jonathan Jor!

justi4jesu:
GEJ is Unopposed ...No fighting plzzz

Am so happy you are one of the people endorsing President Goodluck and as such am confident in myself for making such a brilliant decision to vote for transformation against all odds. GEJ till 2019!