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Events / Re: Bride Refuses To Smile As Husband Sprays Her Naira Notes At Their Wedding by swimnigeria(m): 10:34pm On Aug 07, 2021
Useless bride like queen vashti...... grin
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Speaks On Hushpuppi's Allegations by swimnigeria(m): 12:57pm On Jul 29, 2021
The fact is: Hushpuppy paid the bribe... Abba Kyary received the bribe... What a watery rebuttal from Kyary.... Awon rogues in uniform.. shocked

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Career / Re: I Need A Career Advice On Which Country To Travel To by swimnigeria(m): 2:10am On Jul 28, 2021
Boye33:
I am in dire need of any accommodation at obalende or any part of the island.

I can afford to pay up to 10k monthly, even if its a shared apartment.

Please kindly quote or email me if you have any one available.

Thanks.

Hey Bro.... Also need accommodation within obalende axis or ebute Metta. We can share the rent.
I'll PM you...
Crime / Re: Woman Locks Up Her 5-Year-Old Nephew For 6 Months In Lagos (Photos) by swimnigeria(m): 3:09pm On Jul 16, 2021
Wicked Soul angry
Education / Re: UNIBEN Fresh Graduate, TJ Drowns In Swimming Pool (photo) by swimnigeria(m): 11:34pm On Jul 09, 2021
Education of a child is incomplete without the ability to swim. As parents, individuals and the society at large, there's the need to priotise learning how to swim as part of a our childrens' education, as inability to swim is a disaster waiting to happen....


Contact me for your private swimming lesson if you're in Lagos....

This could have been avoided only if he had some basic water safety skills....

R.I.P....to the Dead.....
Politics / Re: INEC Appointment: Senate Screens Lauretta Onochie, Others by swimnigeria(m): 1:57pm On Jul 08, 2021
Rubber stamp senate. shocked
Crime / Re: Man in Mufti Oppresses Danfo Driver With AK-47 In Lagos (Video) by swimnigeria(m): 4:14pm On Jul 07, 2021
Pierocash:
I advise him to visit any south east state or Akwa ibom with that his AK-47 riffle,and display it this way.

Men that can handle AK-47 better than him will pay him a visit instantly.

Oponu


You sounded familiar to the new set of criminals that burst police officers at night ... We're closing in on all of you... Eran Oko cry
Romance / Re: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by swimnigeria(m): 9:06am On Jun 26, 2021
Invading your babe's privacy like an investigating police officer abii... You're a pathetic fool for doing that....

Swear with your life if you too are not fucking another hoe by the side.... Were you looking for a virgin before niii....

Many ladies who now turned wives today have been bleeped my multiple men in the past and some still get bleeped despite being in marriage.

Do what you can to salvage your relationship if you truly want to be with her as it's also your duty to convince her you're the best guy for her...

Else, the next lady you'll meet after dumping her is being bleeped by another guy as I'm typing this...

Stop being a simp. Listen to your heart and follow it. A no a G whose wife got bleeped by her ex as still forgave her and they're living happily now...

Different strokes for different folks. shocked
Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by swimnigeria(m): 7:05am On May 02, 2021
You're a BIG fool man... shocked

We probably need to swap wives cos my own wife only ask for money money money to buy this and that without recourse to how much is left in the account.


Regrets awaits you if you leave that kinda wife...be deceiving yourself... sad

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Education / Re: He Was Sacked For Making Bad Comments On Report Cards by swimnigeria(m): 10:12am On Apr 27, 2021
These comments are not only inappropriate but also unprofessional. This is what you get when everybody feels cos they are graduates, they are qualified to teach.

E get why dem establish college of education & teacher training schools ooo....

But for my Naija, Na who don find work no see dey settle for tisa work...

Yeye Tisa, yeye Educational system, Yeye Contry undecided
Politics / Re: Three Abducted Greenfield Varsity Students Found Dead by swimnigeria(m): 9:10pm On Apr 23, 2021
Their only sin is because they are Nigerians. sad

Only in a FAILED state would a Bigot Rule & TERRORIST sympathisers holds pertinent government agencies.

R.I.P. Young Lads....


Buhari & Nigeria Failed you. angry
Crime / Re: Driver Caught Driving Against Traffic Assaults RRS Officers In Lagos by swimnigeria(m): 2:37pm On Apr 18, 2021
richeeyo:

Alaye you lie

Oga, what exactly did I lie about?

I don enter and out....

I repeat... Lagos State traffic law, particularly the On-way law, na for who no get connect.....

One call, I'm out...... Na u Sabi if u no gree shocked
Crime / Re: Driver Caught Driving Against Traffic Assaults RRS Officers In Lagos by swimnigeria(m): 2:21pm On Apr 18, 2021
richeeyo:

Am sure you don't leave in Lagos

You're wrong. I live in Lagos and I don't just comment FYI.

cool
Crime / Re: Driver Caught Driving Against Traffic Assaults RRS Officers In Lagos by swimnigeria(m): 12:18pm On Apr 18, 2021
You cannot auction people's car cause they ply one-way. That law is a crooked one. Agreed he shouldn't have assaulted a police officer the way he did.

If he get connection he go collect he car clean and clear. The auction law na for who no get connect...

Useless Lagos State Government. sad
To buy car dey easy for current day Naija ba..

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Health / Re: Swimming Pool In Lagos Filled With Lovers On Valentine's Day (Video) by swimnigeria(m): 5:15pm On Feb 16, 2021
blockgeek69:
LOL.... With this kind of crowd, someone will even be fingering your girl inside the pool without you knowing. grin

I guess covid-19 doesn't catch people inside the pool


Don't guess bro... Your assertion is right....


Attached was the proposal I submitted to enable swimming to begin in my org.
Nato008:
fake news...this bloggers will just be recycling old news with new headlines....subscribe kee u there

Romance / Re: Dhaturhobogurl: Lady Who 'Ran Mad' After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her, Speaks by swimnigeria(m): 1:12pm On Feb 16, 2021
Like Madness prank is now funny abii..? angry
Oya na...you go soon mad real mad...


Any person wey don experience him close associate or family member display such tendencies won't find it funny at all.

She's Mad Indeed.. SMH angry
Celebrities / Re: DJ Tunice Dies After Hitting His Head On The Ground While Mopping At His Home by swimnigeria(m): 8:24am On Feb 03, 2021
Like one day, I decided to go have a good time at a guest house. so I entered the bathroom to have a shower and boom I slipped like skriiiiiiiii shocked....

Omo! My Big toe still hurts till date....

RIP DJ Tunice. shocked

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Abduct & Kill Salihu Dovo, Ardo-kola LGA Chairman In Taraba by swimnigeria(m): 2:27pm On Jan 24, 2021
Useless people using their uselessness to affect useful people in Nigeria since time immemorial. Sad sad

R.I.P. Mr Dovo.
Politics / Re: 2021: Full Text Of Buhari’s New Year Message To Nigerians by swimnigeria(m): 11:18am On Jan 01, 2021
ntyce:
At least he didn't mention all the usual Tradermoni, Studentmoni


MarketMoni... Lol
Family / Re: Help!!!! My Husband Absconded With Our Children by swimnigeria(m): 10:26pm On Dec 26, 2020
Hmmm... Sorry story but truth be told, women are mostly the reason why a man would suddenly change and start to think of an alternative.

Many men wouldn't consider to take a second wife but their wives attitude and behaviours are the reasons they feel pressed to consider this.

Women will go to the mountain and do all manner of things to get a man hooked in the sham called marriage and when they eventually succeeds, they feel there is no need to build the home with the man, sad!

You cannot be stressing your husband and expect him to endure your bad attitude and character all the days of his life in the name of marriage. Nigerian women are so fond of this.

It's alot of logistics for a man to singlehandedly take 3 children away from their mother and take care of them in a Faraway country. This shows you are not a role model and can't be trusted with proper upbringing of your kids. It's not enough to just open your legs and have kids, you also need to be that pillar of care and a role model to your children.


What stops you from buying your own ticket to the UK and meet your husband since you're both responsible for your kids? If you like, listen to the left people encouragingly you to go to the embassy and report, if you eventually succeed at deporting your husband, he'll return with your kids to this Shithole and marry you.


To all aspiring mum out there, having kids in marriage is just a normal thing as even a goat can have kids. Support your husband and build with him, love and respect him and etc. All these doesn't cost you a thing....

Madam, go and seek the face of God in prayer and ask him to forgive you cos obviously, you've touched your husband at the deepest part the reason he did what he did.....


Talking from experience....�

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Tests Positive To COVID-19 by swimnigeria(m): 8:57pm On Dec 12, 2020
May he also die of COVID 19 for seizing and auctioning my car.....Ona just start. sad

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Politics / Re: Lagos Moves Against One-Way Driving, Forms Special Taskforce by swimnigeria(m): 6:27am On Dec 08, 2020
Obamaofusa:

Follow the rules and regulations. You will thank me later...


CONNECT 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE THROUGH YABA ADEKUNLE AND FORFEIT YOUR CAR

This is my personal experience yesterday. The link between Yaba and the Bridge is closed for now, but you will see a LASTMA officer or a Policeman or some tout directing you to an alternative route, if you follow, you will later be arrested for ONE WAY. And the Executive Order for now is forfeiture.
I was arrested yesterday and have been in their office since yesterday. About 50 Cars have been arrested and brought to their office at Oshodi. They want to forfeit the Cars and auction them as they did last week.
I was favoured today after calling everyone I know in Lagos and to no avail, to be fined N200,000.
Please and please, avoid ONE WAY, anywhere in Lagos now. They are on Revenue Drive o. It's well.


From someone in My Alumni group


This is no lie bro.... I am also a victim and it is really a horrible experience for me. As I type now, my car is still there for the past 3 weeks and I risked forfeiting my car by the state government with a well furnished explanation on why I passed one-way.

Magistrate fined me 200k and the process to even get the fine receipt to go make payment and receive my car is another tedious one.

Please folks, avoid one-way in Lagos at all cost b cause I wouldn't have spent these 3 weeks going to Lastma office and court if I had stayed in the traffic.

But we move.... grin
Politics / Re: Massive EndSARS Damage And Destruction In Lagos. Pictures. by swimnigeria(m): 5:46pm On Oct 23, 2020
madridguy:
This is too much to bear.

WE BURN BRT BUSES WE WALK WITH OUR LEGS
WE BURN OFFICES , WE LOSE OUR JOBS
WE BURN HOUSES, WE BECOME HOMELESS
WE KILL EACH OTHER, WE CREATE HATRED.
WE CAN'T GO OUT , WE DIE OF HUNGER
WE BURN HOSPITALS, PEOPLE DIES.
YOUTHS DIES, FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY DIES
POLICE DIES, MANY CHILDREN BECOMES FATHERLESS AND WOMEN WIDOWS
SOLDIER DIES, OUR DEFENCE BECOMES POROUS
INTERNATIONAL BODY COMES IN
WE BECOME SLAVES IN OUR FATHERS LAND

#STOP DESTRUCTION
#STOP KILLING
#SAVE NIGERIA
#SAVE OUR NATION


So you've got no advise for the politicians who kept on looting us dry and seized the COVID 19 palliatives meant for the masses to themselves Han?....

Not supporting looting, but common social studies has told us that when you refuse to share the commwealth evenly across the social strata, that is what you get....

The society made them thugs..... It's a YELLOW CARD to all politicians and rulers of this country...

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Career / Re: Football Agency License VS Business by swimnigeria(m): 5:49pm On Oct 04, 2020
uthlaw:
go for business and save alot,use the save money to get the license....make u no do 2-0!

Thanks for the advice. Bless you.
Career / Re: Football Agency License VS Business by swimnigeria(m): 10:08am On Oct 02, 2020
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Career / Football Agency License VS Business by swimnigeria(m): 10:05am On Oct 02, 2020
Good morning Elders in this Noble Forum.....

I am at the moment in delima and I need experienced experts in the business and sports industries to come to my aid.

I have been nurturing this ambition to be a licensed Football Agent in Nigeria, taking or representing African players in UK, Europe and the Asian countries if possible. This has made me dedicate my time in following local & international football leagues, cos I am not the Football type.

Now, I am at the edge investing over 800k on getting my license as a FIFA agent which would enable me represent Nigerian footballers anywhere in the world.

The problem is that I am not clear about how I will further this career after the licensing and I do not want to lose money because I loaned it from trusted friends and families.

My question is, is it advisable to invest the whole money on this license or invest it in business?

This advice is urgently needed as I dread making the wrong decision with my career choice.


Oga Lalasticlala...
Help Move it to the promise Land for a wider opinion... cool ...
Thanks and Blessings to you all...
Crime / Re: Gal Pissetzky: Hushpuppi Is Into Real Estate, Not A Fraudster – Lawyer by swimnigeria(m): 7:26pm On Jul 09, 2020
Hush is innocent until proven otherwise...... that's what the law says...... . let's look inward and stop being sentimental here....... Let the law prove him guilty and sentence him accordingly if he's truly culpable not the ranting here......

Nigerians, go and hold your useless politicians accountable first before trying to prove him guilty before the law says so.....


Hypocrisy will not let some people see the light....

Hush has not be found guilty..... Your useless politicians are roaming about freely plus the useless EFCC chair......

Eni le ba mo ba ni barawo in Naira Marley's voice... tongue...

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Politics / Re: EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Magu Suspended by swimnigeria(m): 3:43pm On Jul 07, 2020
Same people that claimed they are fighting corruption....

Is it not the same Magu that wants to extradite HushPuppy to Nigeria to face corruption charges?

I have always held the view that Nigeria is genetically corrupt.... shocked

After this administration is gone, it will be dubbed the most Corrupt administration in the history of Nigeria.....

God Bless Nigeria....

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Health / Re: Lagos Will Soon Run Out Of Isolation Centres – Akin Abayomi by swimnigeria(m): 8:36am On Jun 06, 2020
Liars.....
This ain't Coro. These jokers are just using it as a bait to reap the state dry. You shutdown everywhere when case was less than hundred and opened up now that it has escalated and yet twisting the whole thing...

I understand very strongly that the Coro we are fighting here is not same with the one in US, UK & France etc.

Enough is Enough! Please open the state completely..!!! shocked

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump's Staff Tests Positive For Coronavirus by swimnigeria(m): 9:28pm On May 07, 2020
Peterobi90:
To all those screaming about Nigeria being careful as not to be the epicenter of the pandemic, did you also scream this hard when it became the epicentre of poverty in the world?...


Help us ask them o... Hypocrisy will kill some folks in this kontry...... cool

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Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by swimnigeria(m): 9:05pm On Apr 23, 2020
As game don almost end Untop Shekau, Boko Haram...They are changing paradigm to Coro...to cashout as usual....Dem don dey ask for 15Billi for Kano as Lagos Sanwo don dey cashout since :PFebruary....

Naija don cast finally....Argue with your LGA chairman cheesy :

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