₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:
Carry 400k go meet your woman's people and collect their blessings.

Use 50k go court go certify your marriage.

Collect 50k take buy suya, grilled fish, snail, hollandia yoghurt and one bad whiskey make you and Lolo take do honeymoon.

Use the remaining 1million take start another side hustle for your woman or for yourself.


Life is not hard, na una just dey stress una self unnecessarily.

If you can make it to Las Vegas without sending money. Chapel weddings in any of the hotels on the Las Vegas Strip cost $350. But if you prefer a drive-through wedding that costs $95. Both forms are perfectly legal and valid in all the states and they all come with a marriage certificate.

Alexis11:
Same with anyone still supporting Obi and wishing a fraud like him on Nigeria.

Unless you are still in denial. Question, has Tinubu met your expectations? You gotta believe me when I tell you, that I am not an Igbo person you can go and look up all my posts. I am an Ijebu man from Ijebu Ode. Let truth be told Tinubu has no business being President The man does not have any vision regarding what he would like to do for that country. Regarding Obi, the man made an offer of "ELECTRICITY" After 4yrs if no improvement in the delivery of Electrical power, he wouldn't run for reelection. No Nigerian president has ever made a deal like that with the country. That was a measuring parameter that can be verified. Can someone tell me what Tinubu's plans were?

ivolt:
May be counterproductive in the long run unless the official and parallel rates
is unified.

How about allowing the BDC to participate in the Open Forex Exchange just like the banks. ?

mycar:
How then will BDC get inflow?

Inquiry minds would like to know the answer to this question. Ordinary citizens can't walk into a bank and purchase Forex. so what the options will be available?

Throwback:
The next step is to outlaw forex processing for foreign education for a minimum of 10yrs.

Any Nigerian that wants to be educated abroad should look for the money abroad.

We have schools here that can take those huge amounts of Naira we employ to buy forex for UK or American or Canadian education.

We need to jump-start our tertiary education system with better infrastructure, improved quality of education, improved salaries, and improved school fees.

Tough times require tough measures.

Okay since we are all advocating for divine requests right now How about asking the goddam CBN to stop putting dollar rates on customs duties on goods imported into the country? That is primarily the root cause of the inflation issues in that country

Ttalk:
Good for the economy.

A government that is bold enough to remove subsidies should not be afraid of any backslash that may arise from any measure to save the naira.

Let all remittances be converted to the naira equivalent so the government can have enough dollars for people doing genuine business in need of dollars.

All domiciliary accounts with idle dollars should be taxed.

Got to say I agree wholeheartedly with this decision, The next step is to get rid of the Domiciliary Account. In my wildest dreams, I just can't imagine someone opening an account in any US bank for pesos or any other foreign currency. The only reason this was allowed in Nigeria was because of corruption.

Semper Fi --------> meaning Always Faithful as a Marine. Oorah !!!!

Nicepoker:
China is the biggest producer and consumer.

I don't think so. I believe it is the US specifically state of Idaho

Bigframe:
That won't be enough to cushion the shortfall. I think the best thing for the government to do at this point is to open the border for food items to flood the markets.

I have now concluded that Nigeria currently has the most clueless administration. The root cause of inflation regarding food items in that country is the Forex exchange rate that the CBN is using when clearing goods. In June it was $1/477 then $1/689 afterward $1/982 now $1/1441 why Nigeria is pegging her good clearance to the dollar is beyond my level of comprehension. To reduce inflation why won't the CBN adjust the rate being used when doing Custom clearing? Keep telling yaa this is the result of electing a single-digit IQ person as President.

EJEHSON:
Which food reserve? Nigeria get food reserve? Continue deceiving yourselves.

Lol

EmperorCaesar:
Imagine the level of hate in you

Well , death wishes are a waste of time and for u to think this irrelevant wish would be granted shows how uncivilized u are

I swear, I can guess correctly what region of the country u come from with this level of hate in u

We all know where the sun rises

I freaking second his pray. Now what region do you think I am from? You Kool-Aid drinking people pissed me off.

PoliteActivist:
From doing WHAT? Pray tell

I design and write web-based ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning) applications) for my clients. I make more money than some Doctors, and I work from my house. Over 18 years of System Analyst experience in automotive manufacturing. Does that answer your question?

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
If you don't know the exchange rate, you don’t have $50K. Meanwhile see below

Don't believe that crap partner. You are reading too many comic books. I have way more than $50K just in my checking account.

CondemnBattery:

It's not impossible though.
Some men can have sex 5 times a day

Really woman? Okay if you say so. You first. Me and you. I ain't buying it though.

Teeklef:
People get money on this platform sha. You will cough out over 50 million naira without a sweat? I tuale for you oooo🫡🫡🫡

From where I am sitting in Fort Lauderdale, South Florida trust me I can afford $50K. Question, are you serious that $50K is 50 million Naira?

tomax026:
When u r ready tell me, there are people I know that your bullet wont penetrate ...So send me your contact and your location

You have my email on this platform partner Go ahead and email me I will reply. Regarding the $50k relax I got the money.

ObalendeCMS:
Yi.bos don wail taya for the thread. I no fi laff.

Good for you.

proff010:
Welcome back. The jagaban himself

I am going to donate $10 to the United Negro College Fund on your behalf because I am a firm believer that a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Taking stock of everything that is going on in the country you are still sending that dead man walking a salutation. Wow !!!!

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
You people should stop lying. The man already said he was just lucky as often happens in those type of attacks - some people always escape. You people have carried it to that he disappeared, now it is bullet did not enter, next it'd be he turned into a fly and flew away! Ridiculous people😆

Oh yeah bullets didn't penetrate his skin. Only Africans believe that crap. Look I have a 16 inch gauge bullet that I can fire from an old US Army civilian stock M16 rifle. If this Oba can sign a waiver that If I shoot him with my rifle and he is still alive I will give him $50K yeah that is fifty thousand Dollars. I can surely afford that without a sweat. GTFOH if truly there is charm you can put on someone that can prevent a bullet from killing that person do you have any idea how much good olde USA will pay to have that put on any army of 200K men? The yearly budget is $788 Billion. Lawd have mercy we will be in a constant war because we know we ain't gonna lose any GI (Government Infantry)

Add this also If you borrowing money from some American and they ask you when you plan to pay back the money and you proceed to say 'By God's grace ....." partner you ain't getting that money. You still praying and divine intervention ain't got nothing to do with money. Just letting you know how Americans see things. Nigerians pray too damn much.

DivinegiftofGod:
This is pure jeolousy. Envying your own family members is the height of witchcraft


It's not their fault that they live in a place where the 10 dollars you send can get them a luxury it can't afford you over there. If you look at it, you still spend the bulk of your money more than them because you send them chingum money that can't take you a week but spend thousands of what you send to them there for yourself. So how are they enjoying more than you?
Person go just dey begin calculate the small 100 dollars ( wey be like 100 naira to am) wey him dey send say e too much. Small prayers wey you for receive for sending a meager 100 dollars, you now lose it because of over calculations.

It's this wicked mentality that is making many of you to be stingy. It's very bad. If they have the opportunity to be there like you, I'm sure they won't ask you for anything.

Keep your money. Those in naija go still shine and fresh pass una because we eat real natural organic food and get natural Vit D year round.
You guys wait. It's only a matter of time, we will soon have good govt and nobody will send you and your lonely lives abroad anymore.

Very stingy people.

Really. Okay, let's come out of the woodwork on this. Someone fu*king work hard for their money and you have the stone to call that person stingy !!! Just because they don't want to share their money with you. I know money ain't the most important thing in life but trust me partner it is way ahead of whatever sh*t might be in second place so let's get that out the way. Let's make a deal you keep all your organic and Vit D crap you blabbing out and let her keep her money.

Obierika:
Staff of NNPC are not civil servants!

Ignorance is freaking disease staff of NNPC are civil servants. They all work for a government entity okay. When a manager at NNPC buys a house or freaking built a house he must have been stealing. Forensic accounting can bear this out.

victorVIC1:
Will Nigerians ever be wise? When it's time for the next election, they will play the tribal and religious cards again. It's been same rat rate for decades

Next election the SW will still vote for this excuse of a President. Nigeria is getting exactly what they voted for, a single-digit IQ individual masquerading as a President.

G00dharddick:
The woman is now the head of the Country! She's now the one who addresses Nigerians.

If Nigeria was working, protests would have since erupted for the monumental failure to resign. Please kindly note that the protest will be limited to the North and SW only

Please go ahead I dare you people from the North and SW to lead a protest. Those two regions ain't gonna do squat why because they ain't got the balls to do anything

aguluobi:
They should grant ipob Biafra now

Be careful what you wish for. Don't give those people excuses to start demolishing houses again. By the way, have you talked to all those Igbos with Mansion houses at FESTAC or Lekki? They may not subscribe to your Biafra agitations. To them, Biafra is just an imagination that lives in their dream when sleeping but buried when they wake up to realities.

Partner If you have to ask, then don't do it. It ain't for you.

Bellotelli:
Sell all ur father's property and go rob a bank. I think she can manage that.

You just broke the internet today partner

PressMyButton:
The military pegged back naira while they enjoyed oil boom yet they later killed our national assets, the shipping lines, NigeriaAir, Refineries, etc. The military that made your parents used sawdust to cook. You must be less than 15years.

Nigeria started going down when the so-called military instituted the act that states that Nigerians should hold 51% shares of multinationals that want to set up a business in Nigeria. Why would any company want to do that? They invested their money and you know say 51% should belong to citizens of the country. What might look good as a sound bite does not make any business sense. Repealing that law will go a long way in improving the development of that country. Nigeria of the 1980s is way better than what the country is today.

Let me get this straight you want to turn a service the government asked people to join as being compulsory into a revenue-generating scheme. Why stop there let's include the military also, we all know the police are already generating revenue. Tell yaa this is what you get when you elect someone with a single-digit IQ level as head of state.

Glassysea:
12 AH-1Z Viper attack helicopters is old type why not new model once .

You read my mind This AH_1Z was made during the Vietnam War in 1967. How come Nigeria is not buying the latest Apache attack Helicopter? To be honest drone would have been better. Very low-tech. Identify a bandit cell phone and track the phone using a simple Google Earth app and launch a drone with the coordinates feed. Do you have any idea how many drones you could with $1B?

tommy589:
He is brave knowing this may cost him reelection.

This measure to discourage importation is going to take many years as you mentioned. And probably many years after he has left to see the result
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I am not sure their are serious cotton and tobacco farmers as it was in the past. Some manufacturers,like textiles and cigarettes makers have been disconnected for decades from their local suppliers..

Are these manufacturers/importers going to go back to local production instead of importation that offers less work force and like zero labor/management face off

You lost me when you mentioned Brave and Tinubu in the same sentence. That Dead man walking ain't brave or close to being brave. And as for him losing reelection Jeeze you call of those sham elections in Nigeria an actual election. No matter what he does his cult follower will still vote for him, Their heads are so far up his a** they could taste what the man had for lunch.

TruthsFM:
It will soon hit #2k per dollar. Tinubu bad economic policies destroyed Nigeria economy.

Even with all the suffering going on You want to wager that if the election was held today he would still get elected President. His tribal people will still vote for him. To them, it is all about a cult mentality. Blaming the Igbo for all their problems is always their fallback plan.