Screw that broad like a p0rn star and send her on her way, she thought she had met the opportunity to upgrade only to find out it was all error, error. Now you want to take the fall, where's your pride?

It's mostly a Nigerian woman thing, I guess its a result of too much peppersoup and nkwobi, because when the package reveals itself after unwrapping, my brother na so so disappointment. You go dey wonder whether na the same backyard and frontyard you been dey see inside that cloth.

The annoying thing is the noise they usually make before the action starts and all is revealed a.k.a I'm the next best thing since Miss World. Most sef don't know how to perform, they just lie down and leave you to do the work, selfish creatures.

I hope you have plans for when the police come calling. Because all that champagne and peppersoup you've been enjoying might be replaced by tears of sorrow, who knows you might even get arrested as an accomplice.

Just logged in and saw Seun requesting for Nairaland ads and there's no Google Adsense either. Smart move. He could be earning a whole lot more on his own. I only hope he has the right advert platform rotating ads and the rest to make this work.

Person wey no get money for beer, talk say beer bitter.

I hope she has a bulletproof pension plan or at least some kids that are going to take care of her in her old age. The problem with most of these women is that they feel they are still young, beautiful and need nothing else in life, mostly because they're stuck on other people's husbands. When true old age comes calling, they start regretting.

geezyk: Hey NLanders,I'm having problems in my new relationship,my new GF is kinda giving me the impression of infidelity.... I'm always seeing her posing for pix with like 3 to 4 different guys on her BBM and she kips using it as her dp,but wats making me become confused is that anytime she comes to my place she keeps showing me those pictures that 2 out of the 3 guys are married and the last one is just a friends frnd,plus she loves partying and going out on exquisite trips which she always tells me about it,I just laugh it off as if I'm not concerned,but deep inside me I'm hurt and angry..... I'm kinda getting tired of the relationship,but I really do love her pls nairalanders wat can I do

Proceed with caution.A word is enough for the wise.

dryx007: I have been dating this girl for three months and it seems as if i have known her for ages and i am getting the feeling she is the one i want to spend the rest of my life with.I want to wait for at least a year of dating before i propose to her.Is one year enough to know someone?or you need like 2 to 3 years of dating?

My brother, you can propose in a week, the length of time doesn't guarantee anything really.

goodsegs: Hello Guys....there is something i do love to share with you guys.I have been a friend with a very nice lady in my Office and we been spending allot of time together especially after work.She is very single but she was impregnated by a guy whom she doesn't know his where about since about 13 years ago.She is 2 year older than me but she doesn't look it.She told me all these concerns and was letting me know if i can handle those facts.I must be honest,i have never been with a woman that is older than me talk-less of a single mum.she is very discipline person,and very career focus,Highly matured woman.We haven't started any relationship,we are just discussing all these facts.

Guys,can you marry such a lady? if you can not why cant you?

Thanks For your contribution

My brother don't mind these backward people. You've already mentioned that the woman is straightforward and discussed her existing condition with you. Add that to the fact that she is mature and has career focus and is giving you what you need to know upfront. The son may not be yours but will no doubt need a father figure and there's nothing wrong in playing that role if you really intend to marry her. The son is part of the package.

There's nothing wrong with marrying such a woman as well. In fact it might help you put your life in perspective and focus. No one is perfect but at least you know what you're dealing with here and the person in question has come out open to you. She will probably be eternally grateful that you married her despite something which our people tend to view in a negative light.

Better this than you date a youngin whose only intention is having a celebrity wedding and strategizing on how to deplete your bank account with no intention of finding out how to progress in life. Maturity comes with experience and clearly this woman knows what the deal is.

Proceed with your head held high and leave people of the world abeg.

MRbrownJAY:
and how will he explain/deny HOLDING THE HANDS of that babe?! lol, i would really like to see what he would say and what kind of dumb woman would believe that nonsense.

Deny holding hands? He should have held her hands tighter and waved. That is what a babe sef would have even done. Does she know whether they are cousin's or old friends, wetin dey for holding hands? Does she know whether the babe came to collect something from the hotel or he spotted her having a drink and he decided to catch up?

When you start acting guilty, you're already caught. He would have had his babe back by now if he didn't act impulsively like a thief caught red handed.

You messed up. The first rule of being caught in uncertain circumstances is denial. What makes her feel you took the girl to a hotel to lash? You should have merely not called her for a day or two and then called her normally like nothing was amiss.

When she asks you merely tell her you popped into a hotel to a see your friends and met his cousin an old friend there, that the babe was even laughing that who was that girl on a bike and why the look? Joke about it. Coat her with loving words or something, tell her she's acting irrational.

Instead you reacted like someone caught red-handed on top a woman and you've more or less by your actions that you committed the crime. Una no dey learn. Apply love with brains.

Must be a sucker for punishment. Babe slaps you, you start crying. Over love. No control. That's why she even had the effrontery to pull it off.

You

Nayah:
No, people has to control themselves, your wife is not your child sorry. Now you can talk to her to make her understand her role in your couple ( moral, values ...) but I'm sorry you can't control your wife as you can do it for your child, that's a mistake

Your argument assumes that a woman is a rational creature. I've met many an irrational one in my time and most women do things that defy logic so true control is required. Read through Nairaland and you'll see examples of women doing things that defy logic and rational thinking and then you tell me how such women will sit down and listen to explanations. Lol.

laberry101: Hello Nairalanders, you caught your woman cheating, and she says she needs to cheat, bcox you don't agree to the fact that she needs money to block her papers and result to become a graduate, she decided to tro the relationship out the window and cheat just bcox she thinks it's the right thing to do!

What would you do?

And few months later she says she's sorry that it didn't work out for the both of you and tries to see you and make love? Just bcox she says she misses you, what would you do again?

Give her a good seeing to and send her on her way again. With everything else the rule is once bitten, twice shy. With women twice becomes thrice.

Nayah: Poster, why do you want to control her? don't you trust her? if not you can have headache because if she wants to cheat on you she will and without your knowledge. I truly believe that when you're with someone you should'nt try to control her, but support her and complete her ( same for guys) or else you can be very sad

This is not about "remote" controlling someone ....it's about self-control and staying in the driver's seat of your relationship before a woman drives you to another destination. You have way too many young men acting the fool and giving up control of their relationships to their own ruin. The other day someone's girlfriend here slapped him and he started crying ...even came to Nairaland to post. How bad can it get?

A man needs to maintain control lest he gets controlled. It's that simple.

Lol...it's good you're appreciating God's gift in your life but when dealing with these females sometimes devilish tact is required. Them no know God, thus control measures are required.

They're old enough, at least you were asked don't be a spoilsport

Jokers.. So I should buy a car without testing it first? Any man who's after a virgin and is not one himself is either a pervert or selfish fellow.

control is everything

What a way to start my week...lol

safarigirl: Everytime Lagos, wetin? $217 per night, that's over 30 Gs? What will they say about Abuja hotels then? Did they get their statistics from P. Diddy and Rihanna?

Abuja hotels are actually much cheaper

Big things come in small packages...they believe they can handle the load

Na wa o...at this rate God go soon get Nairaland profile come answer this fellow in person....delusional Nigerians.

This is how Akingbola stole Intercontinental money yet he was an RCCG elder abi na pastor. Was he listening to God too?

God don get MTN number...na wa o.

2buff: There is this girl I've been friends with.
My heart skips every time I see her, and I see the way she looks at me too. There is definitely a pull, something seemingly more wholesome than just carnal attraction.
She is gorgeous and the flow between us is effortless. I can sense that there are expectations on her end, that I take the initiative as the man.

But being the guy I am, I consulted God first and made my intentions known. The word that came back was "No not her. Just wait, your wife is coming. She will come from a place you do not expect...". This was confirmed from another trusted unbiased sources. Twice now this has happened.

I've thus far been trained to the level where I do not officially START anything with any woman now until I have seeked God's counsel on the matter, but it is always one of the most painful things ever to have to pull back from initiating something that made a whole lot of sense....this girl makes a LOT of sense. But I'm not stupid...I won't go any further...but has anyone else met this "No"? How do you weather through? Do you tell the other person?

Atheists keep out please. Mature Christian counsel needed.

Was that God talking or something in the water you've been drinking? The word came back indeed.

Alaye baba...lol...Nigerian women had better wise up....they haven't realized there's a scarcity of men in the market...see this far-from-handsome chap collecting three at a go...na lottery?

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-You feel cheated by his/her rate of infidelity-we will stop him/her forthwith.
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Yeecar:
What da Bleep is wrong with your brain woman?! Your comments are always offpoint! 'Cattle' mtcheeewww.......

When a woman is always on edge and bitter, chances are that she isn't getting any or she isn't getting it good. Mrs.Chima needs koboko control...lol

@OP Save yourself before it is too late:

https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman