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SyrusdeHansome:
Long fish that looks disgusting

Disgusting to you, what is a tradition here could be a taboo elsewhere.

SyrusdeHansome:
U get mind chop snake but no fit chop snail.

Snake is just a long fish but snail?



No be mind sha, I no just like am.

All my sisters dem wey castigate Chioma that time say she fcck up don pipe low

SyrusdeHansome:
I can never eat dog, cat, snake, duck nd rabbit. I can't eat unfried chicken. Add urs

Cat aside, I am not sure there is something else here that I didn't eat while growing up.
I can't remember how duck tastes, it was a one time something. Snakes are great, python is better than catfish, rabbit is a very good alternative to red meats, well prepared dog{ekuke] boosts immunity and is an approved substitute for antimalaria drug.



But you see monkey[entire primate], donkey, snail etc, not even the Jehovah witness can convince me to eat them

toujurs:
I have encountered a similar experience as this, most ladies have a very silly and annoying behavior.

I was at a lounge, and was attended to by a lady, after spending time with a friend, i requested for my bill, and i paid, and even tipped the female attendant1k o!

Another day passed by, i was close by, so i decided to visit same lounge, to my surprise that same lady who attended to me the last time was in the same elevator, as i entered, the mumu threw away her face like she doesn't even know who i was, someone i had a little conversation with, before i gave her my card for the debit. .. she should be in her early thirties. She can't even greet, or say Hi how are you doing atleast.

There was a time i visited another lounge, and it was a young man that attended to me, after the whole service i tipped him 5H, days passed by and i was close by and visited the same place, immediately he say me, he greeted me "Hey Boss" how you dey naw. And i answered him.

Hence forth, it's only guys i will be tipping.

This is one of the reasons some women behave the way they do. In your story, you tipped the guy 5h and tipped the lady 1k, you are a good person, that is why you even tipped the guy. many men won't tip him.

We men have made it seem like we owe women a lot of things and that is why you don't see me complain about these entitlement mentalities you people talk about.

I read here sometime ago about a guy who employed a woman that is less qualified for a job simply because he didn't want her to go and work elsewhere with her big nyash.

Men are 10x more likely to give money or render help to a random woman than a man they know.
It is what it is and that is why many women feel they deserve these things so no need to say thanks.

Leave women alone, blame our gender

eliyke:
God forbid,I fit manage wrk 4 mortuary abroad,bt u c Africa,both dead nd living dey fear me

The only reason I cannot do the job is the smell of chemical and dead bodies.

I have never seen a female attendant though, have you?

When it comes to dirty jobs like this, loading and offloading of cement from trucks, women are always okay with men doing all the job but just furnish small office, put better chair, table and a/c and see how one werey from second Timothy go come and be telling you about rights and equality.

The whole story never happened

pocohantas:
First thing I do now is to check the age of the account. They create these topics to start gender wars and have opportunity to spill their bile.

I don't check profiles on here, i no dey even look name to know who is who but their way is always easy to tell. This one even tried to balance the story but the intent is very clear.

pocohantas:
These guys would do anything for clout. It is the mods that push y’all threads to the FP I blame.

You saw through the whole rubbish too? I been think say nah because I just finished sleeping make me no believe the story

boldx:
It's pathetic. I understand how you feel. Please take care of your mental health as well.

You don't

Hunger dey

Kly003:
This is a major call for concern. I engaged 3 ladies today on a facebook chat and they were all single mothers. It seem to that guys has come to the awareness that marriage seem to be a scam. Now the adverse effect of this is; we are raising a generation of bastards and i fear for the next generation. Single mothers everywhere... (i am sure, we would have some on this nairaland comment)

A single mother anywhere means there is a single father somewhere

SKIDDOLEE:
Bro food is cheap in the north I get aboki plug transport wahala na the problem .

By food you mean what? Tomato, pepper, onions and Tomatoes right and maybe potatoes right?

How much is a bag of rice in the north?

kingxsamz:
Maybe.
I asked someone and he said his still Twitter works.
Or maybe it affects only Android phones. I'm not sure.

My Twitter is working alright

pocohantas:
As in, pepper, onions and tomatoes?

These ones are cheap but how you wan take chop them?

pocohantas:
Things are insanely expensive. Sometimes you spend 50k shopping and you can’t help wondering how people on 20k monthly salary are coping.

According to a trader I buy from, she said foodstuff from the North are not as expensive when they buy them there, but the cost of moving it down to the South is high. When they get here, various unions would still tax them. They add all this to the selling price and it still trickles down to the cooked food.

How much is cooking gas now?
Rent? Vegetable oil? Electricity?

Food is expensive in most parts of North.

Some perishables are cheap during their season because there is no way to store them but once the harvest is over, everything will go back to normal.

A plate of GOOD food here is as expensive as it is down East and if not more

Sheriman:
Tech influencers are on Twitter shouting to people to learn tech but did not truthfully tell people all what it takes to survive in this long tech journey and everything behind the scene.
This tech is not about having a laptop, you need money to keep it going, you need quiet office space without noise, you need constant electricity, you need food, you need data. If all these are not adequately meet you will frustrated and demovated to keep it going.

This is one of the things nobody will tell you. Starting anything that will bring in money requires money, maybe not huge but you sure do need money. I started learning programming during the most difficult time in my life as an adult, and nobody told me it was this expensive. So far, I have been able to get an office in Maitama but 2k tfare everyday is not easy. The advantage there is that I have access to stable electricity, the place is virtually noiseless and I am sharing the space with two senior men so I get most tutorial videos free of charge. All I need do is ask but still it is not easy.

To give it the required time and attention means you won't be able to have another side hustle so how will foot your bill?

dominique:
Someone mistakenly transferred money to your account at 11am and within 4 hours they have contacted you? When did our banks get so effective? The same banks will tell the sender to come back in 7 working days after which nothing will still be done. Something fishy is going on, it seems those bankers are using your account for some fraudulent activities and they want you to show up and be the fall guy. Don't go alone to the bank and don't go to that specific branch, go to another neutral branch faraway. Go at your own convenience, don't let them pressure you into suspending your routine because of their error.

10 working days is the minimum for first bank

So you legit want us to debate the ownership of wetin dey another person chest?

Asgard73:
They brought it upon themselves

Where’s esn Ekpa and IPOB…

This is what they asked for … and they will get it plenty…

Rip to igbos that will die throwaway.. based on the sermons of Kanu and Ekpa
Hope the sit at home will take place till February

Power to the people


IPOB bingos must destroy igboland and make sure everything is burnt down to ashes ..

The only useful thing about you is that you can be used as a good example of useless things.

pocohantas:
I wonder. A man wasn’t prepared for fatherhood or fatherhood with your mother. Which one is he should apologise?

Person wey no send am when she dey bele, wey no look her side when she was little, cute and innocent, wey her wealth and fame no mean anything to is the very person she is giving ultimatum.


I feel she needs his attention and she is not doing it rightly.

Susan Pwajok also disclosed that the only way she will forgive him is if he apologizes to her mother.

Did he ask to be forgiven?

ahnie:
The country is in a free fall state and sadly the president has chosen to do anything about it.
The citizens are now doing everything possible to protect themselves.



Guessing those arms n ammunitions seen with the visitors are fertilizers meant to boost the soil for the crops to yet more food via bountiful harvest.

The last time Enugu had it this bad in the hands of these herdsmen, the youth mobilized themselves to go after them but the NA swiftly arrested all of them. It was the governor that bailed them out.

Enugu has been getting hit back to back from these demons four a couple of months now yet the NA and NP have not been able to do anything. Our pregnant governor is more of a crier than a governor.
What is happening down there is under reported .

The same NA that haven't been able to quell the attacks or even arrest one person showed up the moment these ones were caught and started their usual shoot out, it is unfortunate that they were not burnt too.

Hezzyluv:
Lol...

But Mercy Johnson has her own choice to make and Yahaya Bello of APC in Kogi state gave her appointment if I am not mistaking. So, do you expect her to support PDP or LP when all of us know very well she can't do otherwise?

Even if APC didn't give her appointment, she has her own choice to make she didn't face anybody to vote APC.

I think it is because of her husband.

mcmbonu:
This Daniel self

I agree with him though.

Franzinni:
The igbofication is not a wise idea.

They could have made it an African representation generally. But igbofication only show naivety.

But what do I even know

Absolutely nothing

FreeStuffsNG:
This NECA sef. Is it that these groups are always in negative mode by permanent default ni?

Govt is trying to address inflation so that your goods can be more affordable, you are still complaining. Na wa o

Please educate me.



How exactly will this new policy address inflation?

Tosynmuch nko? MizMyColi, Naijaboiy etc

In my uncle's voice What type of this is this?

Women are still better money managers

pocohantas:
Well said. Transfer to the person you are buying from na. Anyway, some do not know how to do such online transactions.

True and many Nigerians don't know how to do all that.
The policy itself is a good thing but Nigerians are not half ready. Many people still go to the bank to check their account balance sef