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johncreek:
@OP please modify your post;
I believe its suppose to be SEARCHING not REARCHING.
I intentionally refuse to bold it though.

Pheww.


It is already on front page.


I can't modify it again.

Elantracey:
I've never been to my village maybe whenever I go there (that's if I ever do) I'll look out for these personalities.

You are kidding right?

lionduke:
.you forgot the VIP, our surname is very popular, we roll in convoy, close up the village bar, buy every thing in village church bazaar, we donate most in community projects, our family cook Christmas rise for multitude and all them village chicks always want your attention.

E dey dia nah

samflexxy:
what about an e-hug would that do

You want to tap e-current?

ggrin:
Nobody loves ggrin

They want to surprise you.

AfricanApple:
don't make me frown on the 24th
so what's gist

seems oga at the top has rectified your mentions qualms, right?

Not really.

I still don't get some.


How are you doing nah?

You Get Brain Gan!!!!!!

temitemi1:
My woman

What do you want us to do??

igwe4gold:
People that always mind there business

No nonsense at all

pickabeau1:
Here to read comments https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/word/more-drama-plz-smiley-emoticon.png

lmao............

politricks:
10. People who travelled because others are travelling.

No shi shi 4 pocket

If pastors were to judge the world.

Looks like a parachute.

Cool

Beesluv:
People that have never left the village also

These ones dey believe lies eeeh! They like news pass anything and they will believe anything you tell them.

davo90tico:
hmmmmmmmm

Habba bro, you 4 allow me to proof-read my work b4 u quote nah. See as all my typos just dey look me.



Errrrrm, bro you fit edit am?

SO YOU’VE GONE/GOING home to your old village to spend Christmas with the parents.

Well, Watch Out Cause You Gotta See At Least One Of These People.

1: Old classmates: Oh, look who’s back too.(We all hear this statement when we meet old time pals.) After exchanging niceties you’ll spend the rest of the evening avoiding each other if they are after your pocket. Some of them are really cool to hang out with.

2. The old colleague: You worked with this person or s/he was your best man/woman during your school years, but haven’t spoken to them since last year, on Christmas Eve, because you always see them on Christmas Eve. No matter what you’ve been through, conversation will always come back to the other people you mutually worked with.

3: The Newscaster: The knows about everything, all relationships, all breakups, all marriages, abortions, and every single call your crush recieves, just name it. They know everything.

4: People Who Are Rearching For Their Missing Rib: These ones are easy to spot, it is written all over their them that they are not in the village for xmass. It can be seen from the way they dress, talk, greet rich folks etc.

5: People Who Try To Be And Live Like The People In Town: These ones are everywhere, they stay in the village but once it is xmass time they will try in every possible way to upgrade to the level of those that will come back from the city.

6: People Who do No Other Business Except Farming. I call them the real village people, these folks are quite, you hardly see them in joints. They only visit you in the evening when all the little ones have gone out. They will gist until late in the night then they will excuse themself to go and attend to one thing or the other.

7: People Who Are Not Bothered With High Standard Of Living: Pheww, I call these folks the Malaysian guys. They spend money like it grow on trees, they buy beer in crates, they carry the finest babes. You heart is darned if their kind fall for your girlfriend.

8: People Who Practice Witchcraft and Other Form Of Spiritualism And Divination: These ones wear rings and amulets to scare people, they always bragg about all the nothings they have done to people. They want people to respect and fear them.

9: The Gossipers: The only known different between these group and the Newscasters is that they spice their story with lies to make it more interesting; especially when the gist is in your favour or when you buy them drinks.

10: Add It


cc
Tosyn2Much.


I Just Upgraded My Os To Tosyn v5.0 And The First Thing That Poped up in My Brain Was The Idea To Create This Thread.

cococandy:


Ok seriously . Don't kill it
Hana Na person future mama Una wan kill like that? Wetin d Pikin go do?

'em go chop the pikin on new year.

Another Erotic Lie From Angelina.

NO

OOO??

AfricanApple:
wait a goddamn minute tallesty, u want me to be begging u to celebrate Xmas with me

honour a woman na

mtcheeeeeeeew, in short I don vex *frowns*

Heeii.


Don't Frown Face On 24th.

HFOG:
Lie not and you shall not be lied to

I am not lying

Mprex:
huh?? What gives you the impression that I'm lying

Whats the biggie in taking a friend out and fixing the bill?

Smh

All of us know say u no get shi shi.

AfricanApple:
its xmas time na.

I am a Jehovah's Witness.

Mprex:
what

You are lying.

Rapsainot:
if they can't talk, the ones wey happen for our face nko?
3cycle wooed tallesty1 #IDonHangBoot

You no dey 4get things?

TrishaP:
Mhmm..I'm curious.

Information is not free.

You no go believe until u hear wetin 'em dey do guys.