₦airaland Forum

Bumbae1:
Lol have u seen my yansh he kent lift me
Me i like stunts so i dont think he can cope ..

no I haven't seen it....where did you keep it? e reach kim kardashian own?.....stunts woman.

Bumbae1:
Small small they lie o

Who love epp
Now this guy can't even lift me up (love life = zero) for me sha
All my cupboards are high you mean he wont do chores lie lie .. infact list endless

don't worry.....he will get a ladder to reach the shelves on the comboards.....

as for lifting....dwarfs are surprisingly strong o.. don't even go there.....don't underestimate us.

Rossikk:
You have 14 universities? Wow....But Nigeria has 250 sir.

So you are simply not in our league.

think quality not quantity.

freedom96:
Very true.You see OBJ is one of such powers.

That wily shrunken geezer packs so much power I wonder what it is.....not money....not his hold on southwest politics(cos even Tinubu stands like a colossus over him in the southwest....arguably).....maybe international connection sha.....CIA maybe....lol

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sisisioge:
If only you know how heavily our Naira is dependent on the Benjamin... Otondo

chalichali....Benjamin won't buy you ogbomoso mango here..its no legal tender in naija....I don't care how dependent the naira is.....find another thing talk.. [quote author=sisisioge post=56209541]

freedom96:
Well,performing brilliantly would surely get him more supporters alas not enough to grant him victory.You know the zoning doesn't really improve the life of an average "northerner" or "southerner,as the case may be,but there are powerful individuals in the north or south that would love the presidency to go to a particular zone.within these people you may find a southerner clamouring that power must go to the north cos he probably knows he'll have more to gain from norh than having a southerner in charge etc etc....however all these doesn't matter in the case of GEJ.His political cluelessness is exceptional.How can your party chairman be working against you and you couldn't find out untill after elections?

only party the chairman?....I could have sworn his wife was a mole...the way her utterances alienated those who ordinarily should be his friends. He had no control on nothing and no one what soever. Not on his wife, party, bayelsa politics, not even on his own words...."stealing is not corruption"....not on Clark, not on Dokubo.

His greatest undoing was Alienating obasanjo. Obasanjo could have found a solution to smoothen ruffled feathers up north.

I still believe he could have garnered votes up to that critical mass to get a runoff....or a slim victory

sisisioge:
Groovy...it's all about the Benjamin o. May God bless their hustle.

we don't spent Benjamins in naija.....we spend murtala or wazobia.

baby124:
Shut the hell up! I have been there once and majority are northerners and other tribes. They sell food there.

even if what you said is the truth...you didn't have to cuss him out to get your point across

freedom96:
Not really.You know what came in that election year was really too big for GEJ to handle.He had wanted re-election so desparately yet he failed woefully.There are people with powers greater than the type the president has and GEJ was at war with them.

He would have stood a better chance of winning had he performed brilliantly.....The masses would have stood by him against the hangup.

..it wouldn't have mattered that he was swimming against the tide of the so called agreement he had with the north on zoning

DLondonboiy:
2things to take from adeniyi's book:

1. There is truth behind every rumour.

2. Politicians care about no one but themselves and their stomach.

you can say that again....the book is just like a summary of everything we knew before the election. You just stated everything that came to my mind after reading that book....in two sentences.

kahara:
A book that was written with every ink flowing with prejudice and bias can not be taken seriously. Your impression of the said book even betrayed your unabashed and unhidden dislike and displeasure for GEJ. A journalist has written, it is left for us historians to put pen to paper and say it as it should be from historical point of view with minimal or no subjectivity.

have you read it yourself?

AnonyNymous:
Seriously guys a simple google search and you'd have found the book. I really wanted to read comments but the pages are flooded with people dropping their emails

Download link:

http://www.naaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Against-the-Run-of-Play_-How-an-Olusegun-Adeniyi.pdf

thanks a lot. Comments and topics will flood nairaland....don't rush it. you just let everybody read....both those for and against

SuperSuave:
I think say na only Ilorin/Kwara people dey talk 'Faa'.

Hope say una don get beta road for ekiti sha? Last time I was there, it was a disaster

I'm originally from ekiti but don't reside there. The last time I too visited....most of the roads were bad.....except the ones close to the city center ....fajuyi park and the govt house. But I heard Fayose is doing something about it.

D1official:
LOLZ. we re actually nt fighting Bro, all of us including I myself wnts science to keep on improving.
Tnk God u believe in God nd nt D gullible annoying atheist.

Actually....I'm not going to wave you a white flag yet...no truce. Because its people like you....Christians like you that drive people away from religion. Just look at the way you attacked me....and sent me to hell....just because we differ on the topic of juju.

Let me tell you one thing Mr fanatic....there will never be a time everybody on earth will believe in the same thing....never. Learn to live in peace and love and tolerance with atheists, Muslims and every shade of believes in between and then die. That's how you let your light shine through.

SuperSuave:
are you from Ilorin or Kwara?

omo ekiti and omo wherever I lay my head or find myself

D1official:
There can't b a scientific explanation to everything my friend, even your number one(Atheist) mentor (Richard Dawkins) made that statement clear.
Science very good bt instead of using it to study what God has created nd b grateful to him by serving him, u decide to be the God nd use science to create him.
C ur life!!!!.
All those things abt juju re jokes to my experiences in the spiritual realm.
Keep fooling ursrlf nd nt turn to Christ until u see ursrlf in hell.

if I go to hell....you will be there waiting for me sir. There is a scientific explanation for everything. The fact that we don't know it all doesn't mean we should stop learning or asking questions or researching. But scumbags and nitwits such as you sir will rather deify phenomena you don't understand.

The thing is I believe in God...I'm very sure not the same god you believe in......cos my God would rather have humans seek knowledge about this garden which is the only way to dominate the earth and the universe than be lethargic(and rolling in the muck of ignorance).

I don't even know where to start with you or maybe to just ignore you. your mata weak me. Im not a condescending person on a normal day....but I'm pretty sure we are not thinking on the same wavelength. Your stupidity takes the cake sir.

Malakh:
yeah it might be funny to you but you've done anything against me to destroy your phone then you'll know that good and evil exist, likewise angels and demons, angels are not subject to time space n matter, all i gat to do is make a few sacrifices and your phone will be destroyed by "you" in an instant or within a set time,its uncalled for to harm someone who hasnt done anything against you

please show me what I have to do to qualify for your hottest wrath oh priest.

Malakh:
bro i'm a Priest of the Most High, watever we do you should understand Satan imitates us, he said he will be like the most High, what if i told you i was reading my bible and from reading my bible witchcraft was being explained to me lo and behold when i came online i saw it on nairaland which gave me more understanding about why our people were told not to observe the time,seek unto people with familiar spirits which gave me understanding that your babalawo's,your ifa's, your imams, your cherubim n seraphim, cele people are witches and wizards,simply because they observe the time,they divine thru their demons, you should know that in the scriptures we had stones of the ephah that we use to divine,well babalawo use those cowries i think to divine,thats another imitation of our priesthood, mind you oyinbo practice witchcraft n wizardry there's Harry potter,there's the carbonaro effect, theres miss rudolph all these things are witchcraft n wizardry

okay priest...lol

armadeo:
Lol.

The disappearing 7month old pregnancy too was either a fibroid too or a ploy to fake a pregnancy and buy a baby which failed for whatever reason.

could even be a secret successful abortion...

[quote author=SuperSuave post=56070988][/quote]bwahhaha.....bobo yi fimisile faa!
abi ofe kin na e loogun ni?

Nodogragra4me:
Sir, find a Fulani tanker driver , no matter his age , young or old and tell him that juju doesn't exist.....Tell him to make you mad with it if juju exist and use his phone to do the video coverage .....

okay....I don hear

Nodogragra4me:
Sir, find a Fulani tanker driver , no matter his age , young or old and tell him that juju doesn't exist.....Tell him to make you mad with it if juju exist and use his phone to do the video coverage .....

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SuperSuave:
have you ever seen boxers wear ring or other accessories during a bout? Ode!

Arindin....if you can't detect sarcasm in my comment...your case thick gaan ni.

ikorodureporta:
Magun no b juju?


Back then as a teen, my neighbour used to tell us about how her mum takes her to juju houses. She tell us how one baba even disappear for water, & reappeared with jazz for dem. Since then i dey fear dat girl...... I hav anotha real life exp of how an enstranged wife almost killed d husband with jazz, but make i stop here...

Do you have any personal experience?....not dem talk say dem say.

YelloweWest:
Go back and read my post. I said "another"

Nigerians are too quick at throwing insults... smh

imbsorry you felt insulted my friend....I still don't believe your stories though.

InvertedHammer:
Juju is not real...

But all of you run to church everyday praying against principalities, witches and wizards.

I think there is positive and negative, good and evil.

If juju is evil, doubting it means doubting the existence of devil which invariably implies doubting the existence of God. Both go together.

For you the evidence of the existence of God is in the existence of the devil?.....what that f..k?

tete7000:
The problem is many in converting to christian faith are not totally done with traditional beliefs. Many goes into Christianity with vestige of traditional beliefs and superstitions. Infact some modern pentecostal churches are founded on the basis of believe that people want to hurt worshippers with diabolical means and their reason for worshipping God is to avert such attacks. Christianity has been somehow acculturised. We have our culture and beliefs that many carry into Christian faith.

hmmm....The pains of life troubles are easier to bear if we can find someone or something to blame or scapegoat. I have no fear this belief will die naturally as more and more section of the population becomes educated and our economic situation becomes easier to bear.

EazyMoh:
1. Using sharp knife to cut body parts including tongue but it dint cut.
2. Mint notes from mashed papers between fingers.
I was up close to see there isn't wuruwuru.

I can give you links to YouTube videos on how to do that money magic

LordOfNaira:
It was not staged. Most of the guys knew one another. The old man was not part of them. As a matter of fact, he was the first person to alight when we got to Ibadan. Moreover, the guy urinated for 30 minutes or thereabout. I saw it with my own eyes.

I won't argue with you on the fact that you saw it with your eyes....although that story line is questionable. But my question is....did you know the pissing guy before the incident?

MONITZ:
haha, funny u bt on a more serious note, boxers don't wear rings.... So how possible was it for him to ve used it then?

in juju world....anything is possible....maybe he used an invisible ring....lookatew!!