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hmmmm.. dis lyf sha

pek: Your car information is toyota corolla matrix 2003 American spec produced january 2002. The Ecu part number that fits it is 89666-02330. Anything other than this will not work. If the one you have is the same number, then know that it is bad!

is this d brain box no dat will work wit it.... and pls do u knw where it can b bought and will dai b able to undo wat dos ladipo guys av don on it..... it was dat matrix dat u wrote dat confused me.... please can u teach me how to get d past records of a vehicle so as to knw if its accidented or not... thks very much i realy appreciate it....

cretin: the correct procedure for using a toks brainbox is for the eeprom inside the ecm to be flashed..this erases all old data in the ecm memory chip.....note disconnecting the battery terminals wont erase/flash the eeprom chip...........this can only be done at toyota dealerss..

what is happening is that ur car is running off the eprom data bank of whatever car that had the ecm b4...thus it has inherited all the running problems/defects of the old car .if you hv contacts in the usa..u cud buy a virgin ecm or ecm that the eprom has been flashed...that will most likely solve ur problem.....

i dont understand wat u mean oo.. pls explain in lame man language...

pek: You dont have to unless it is absolutely necessary. Just glove compartment and u will see it.

its two brain box dat is in dere..... and its dirty so i cant c d no.. so pls can u help wit d brain box dat will b compartable wit it... its a corrala 2003 model vehicle

dat means we av to remove it frm d car....

ride on pastor

pek: You are still not getting it. The clowns at ladipo will tell you it will work, that they are all the same. The truth is, brainbox are unique. One brainbox might work for a camry 2000 produced in may, will not work for another of the same year. You buy brainbox with the car VIN. I repeat, post or send me the car VIN and the part number of the brainbox you bought. I will help you to check if it is compatible.

1NXBR32E43Z005610

culdnt get d brain box no.. thanks in anticipation

spendogram: @OP,very good post.

@mbeki,very good advice.

thanks bros..

hmm. na mind games joor... she don miss u ni... badt guy

Jenams: Wen i dey una age, i was busy readin tryin τ̅o make atleast a 2.1 in AAU. Wats wit kids & bf & gf dis days? Make una go face una books jor.

uncle take am easy nau... but na true u talk sha..

ifihearam: Your problem is insecurity and inferiority complex not to mention jealousy as well,according to you,both you and the supposed ex girlfriend of his are based in england and he is in nigeria so kini big deal. So because he does not flag ur pix on his dp as often as you do or expect means he doesn't care abi?I have never for once put the pix of my babes on mma dp except during their/her birthdays or if you are a new catch u know na.
In conclusion just be urself and and don't over work urself because I foresee a terrible heartbreak on your side if you continue like this and to be honest with you they are still together. S just play cool and do ur thing. Distance in this context is a barrier.

i sincerely agree with him

pek: You have been conned . One thing about brain box is that it is either the right one or not. If it is, it works normal. Post the VIN of the car and the part number of the brain box.

conned ke... d brain box was stolen dat was why i culdnt get d brain box no...

Idowuogbo: ^ meaning?

he don do... a proverb says d dog dat will get lost will not hear d whistle of d hunter

hmm. i dai tire ooo.

Pls , the brain box of my mum car was stolen.. we went to elizade motors n other toyota car dealers store but d brain box was not available there.. although it has been fixed at ladipo/ motori, its still doesnt work as its use to... wen we asked we were told dat d new brain box put dere was not as powerful as d one stolen... d car is a toyota corrola 2002/2003 model.. wat can we do abt it and wat can i do if sometin lik dis happens again.. cos nau wen d a/c of d car is on its does not move as fast as wen its off.. thanks will b expectin ur opinions...

Mynd_44: There should be age restriction to opening topics and asking senseless question on NL

u too gbaski

M M M: Op
Use ur school fees & buy BB and human hair 4 her

Then she will know u re serious & also in luv with her

i lik dat

una no dai tire...

190_@:
Rotfl

Keyword- I don't need 2be shoutin in ur ear everyday 4 u 2know I love u

My ex used 2 say that - 2day she's an ex

Verdict- kick her hungry 2timin no gud piece of arse 2 d curbs

u too make sense abeg...

dis qualities reduces wit increasing age.....

hmmmmmm.. i reserve ma comment...

girl king: Hehehehehehe, but that will be if she has portrayed herself to be a prostitute na, if she has given the image of a nice well trained girl who appreciates gifts I don't think d guy will bring his friend into d game as he will knw that their will be No show 4 him since d girls friend is also not a prostitute and will not sleep with a girl she just met. If anything he would insist on her not coming with her friend (i am talking frm personal experience) y would he pay 4 tp 4 d girl when he won't benefit?

babe.. hmm na foreign land dem go dai oo.. d thing dat wil make a gal live lagos wit her paddy to go meet a guy at ph.. no matter how she dresses ..d guy will still have second thought he will definitely try his luck and in d end she will b left alone. cos she will excuse dem wen anoda guy comes into the picture..u neva can b too sure.. guys sharp pass dem self oo.. i don talk ma own..

M M M: Op
Just continue with D relationship,
If he dont marry u
U marry him

lmao.....

girl king: babes I get the feeling jooor! sometimes you just want to eat a guys money and not give him wat he wants, it makes plenty of sense. Don't mind all this fools in the likes of shymex, Acidosis, Obo389 they are just vexing cos girls kip using them 4 such.PH is a really fun city(i leave there) but iIf it were me I won't even go(you should not chop d money till it purges u, run 2 eat anoda day nd person) but if u must go,Go with a sis or frnd. Else..........

God no go let u meet d one wey pass u oo.. if she carry her friend dere wat makes u tink d guy too wont b dere wit his friends .. in short d equation go bal... na d friend i dai pity...

Acidosis: Your Questionnaire

Do you need money? ----- YES

Can you work with your hands? ---- No, I am a very lousy and lazy girl.


Can you open your legs? ------- No I can't, I am a virgin.



THEN YOU DEY CRA.ZE!

gbam.. u tooo gbaski

mehn wit all d promises he gave us durin d campaign dis is all we can get.... i tire ooo

President Goodluck Jonathan said recently that he would no longer focus attention on creating jobs in the country because of security challenges confronting Nigeria. The President was at the 60th National Executive Committee meeting of the Peoples Democratic Party when he made the pronouncement. One would have to check the books to find out what else presidents create, if they don’t create jobs. Actually, there were two things he said at the meeting: Nigerians should not expect him to fulfil his election promises, as well as implement his party manifesto on job creation and power supply. Two, he compared the performance of the current administration and that of his party with the worst case possible, not the best, and scored himself a pass mark. One could take a closer look at the latter, for starters.

“We know what is happening in other African countries,” the President had said. “If the ruling party over-intimidates and over-imposes, using the weight of the Federal Government and the citizens revolt, it will weaken the political system and create confusion and instability. But the PDP, even though, we control the Federal Government, we operate a system that even the opposition, fly higher than us. They abuse us more, but we allow it. And it is the way the PDP is handling the affairs of the country that is stabilising democracy in the country.” Good. But placing that side by side with other African countries is not. One would assume a look at advanced democracies is where to draw comparisons, and thus aim for the best for Nigeria. The President went on to lament the loss by his party in some states during the general elections. And he realised everyone could be swept away if his party exerts itself, and he therefore made a promise: The party would not use its federal might against other political parties because “we witnessed what happened in the first republic.” It is good politicians are proclaiming that they have learnt from the past. But then, even all of that amounts to veiled threats, a reason Nigerians would want to be more on their guard. It is only here leaders say they choose not to rig elections and expect anyone to shower them with praises. Surely, Nigerians were not among those that must have clapped that time at the meeting where their President renewed his vow never to rig elections, only his party members were.

And there is the second issue. Development plan for the country that the President said is scuttled as things stand, because of security challenges. “During the [presidential] campaign, our emphasis was more on job creation, power, but now what worries us most is security. This is because you must be alive before you will eat food.” He gave a description, too, that security is “very, very fundamental. If you are not safe, you can’t even think of hunger because a dead person does not need food.” There is no point stating that this is an oversimplification of a complex issue, because thorough thinking of issues involved would show that what the President said he would be too preoccupied to focus on, is one of the remote causes of the current security challenges. The not- so-disciplined tend to find negative jobs for themselves, when positive ones are not available.

Nigerians would recall their leader had once announced that the plan for the introduction of palliatives measures after the removal of fuel subsidy was scuttled. Discerning minds are taking notes of what their leader said but later took back. If an analyst among the President’s men does not take notes of such as a sign of weakness, of lack of a well-articulated plan before policy pronouncements were made, he will take notes of nothing. Now the issues are simple: Does anyone consider the implications of a statement such as this on Nigerians? Does anyone consider the implications of this on the enemies of Nigeria? Here, there is a need to do a comparison in order to see, if the President and his political team that seemed to have agreed with him that implementing a party manifesto would neither be their focus nor job creation be their worry, have concrete reasons.

Nigeria would not be the first country to have security challenges. The September 11 attacks transformed the first term of President George W. Bush and led to what he has called the Global War on Terrorism. Many were never so sure if the campaign to deal with terrorists should have been called, “war.” But the US government increased military operations, introduced new economic measures and put political pressure on groups it accused of being terrorists, as well as on governments and countries accused of sheltering them. It indeed went to war in October 2001 in Afghanistan in order to remove the Taliban regime which harboured al-Qaeda and to capture al-Qaeda forces. Bush did not get his prize — Osama bin Laden — for the remaining seven years he stayed in office, President Barack Obama who succeeded him did. The aftermath of the terror issue for the US was far-reaching. The nation was shaken to its root. There were, of course, the security, economic and political implications, as well as having to expend resources on the international scene to achieve security for its citizens. Yet, although the economic situation kept the rate of employment relatively high in the Bush years, it was nothing comparable to what obtains in the Obama administration that is not as threatened, security-wise, as Bush after September 2011.

As a matter of fact, and so far, the employment statistics during Bush’s period in office continue to look better than those under Obama’s to date. During Bush’s tenure, the private sector lost a net 646,000 jobs. In contrast, under President Obama’s administration, the private sector has still lost a net 549,000 private sector jobs. One had more security challenges than the other, yet, he came out well off. It was because he didn’t give in to despondency, and he did not capitulate to terrorists, giving excuse that security challenges would not let him do anything else. Furthermore, under Obama, the private sector has eliminated nine jobs for every job it created under Bush. While the private sector job outlook has improved recently, the economy still must create 549,000 private sector jobs to break even. Significantly, January 2012 was the first month in which the overall number of jobs lost during the Obama administration was lower than the number lost during the Bush administration. And the unemployment rate is still about a percentage point worse today than it was during Bush’s last full month in office.

One thing that could be stated is this: The kind of statement attributed to Jonathan, is to say the least, daring, and it can only be made in a nation where politicians depend on everything other than the votes of the electorate to remain in office. In the US, no sitting President since Franklin D. Roosevelt in the 1930s and early 1940s has won re-election when unemployment was over 7.2 per cent on election day. In fact, the challenges that Roosevelt met when he arrived office was such that Americans were committing suicide. Then existing economic and financial challenges at the time were security threats to his nation. One of the earliest and most successful things Roosevelt did was to put his citizens back to work; it was one of the reasons he remained the only American president elected four times into office. Yet, Nigeria’s President said job creation can go to sleep. This is a depressing statement, scary in a nation where citizens keep hoping that the government would do all it can to create room for them to have jobs. And this is a pronouncement that can serve to bolster the resolve of terrorists, knowing they have succeeded in distracting the government, which was their aim right from the word go. Does any Nigerian recollect his President saying during his last media chat that not travelling out of the country to attend an earth conference in Rio, Brazil, would send wrong signals to terrorists and investors?

•Ajibade, a communications consultant, wrote in from Abuja via tunjioa@yahoo.com


http://www.punchng.com/opinion/so-jonathan-wont-create-jobs-again/

d best av don is about 140km/h.. on lagos ibadan expressway.. wit a corolla but mehn d car was so light .. so i had to reduce it back to abt 100km/hr...

kayceecompany: Guys, Una sure say una no need gf ?
Most times, NOT having a gf is not by choice. It is a pitiable condition.
Having a bad one is also another pitiable condition. A good one can actually help U shape your life, put yr mind at rest and destroy any atoms of konji in yr life. I know a guy that graduated with a first class courtesy of his babe's assistance (emotionally, financially, domestically, sexually, etc). She made him focused, relaxed and stable.
Get a good mate, play safe, be faithful... and you'll soon retract yr comments.
Also, medically, sex is good for your health. It is linked to several processes that go on in yr body daily. So, good gf ensures stability and ultimately, good health.

dat d only condition.. if u get gud one.. which is not easy to find

speechless

dis guy no sabi anything.. although am not surprised cos he has stayed too long with animals in the bush.....

been d clown or been funny is not d best joor.... u wuld just b referred to as d comedian but u neva get d gal u want cos she will never tak u serious...

brownlord: Can anyone help with the kind of bizness one can start up as graduate, wit atkeast 1m, please risk free

bros dere is no business dat is risk free....
some believe d higher d risk d higher d cash involved