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Cool , lol almost taught you got psychic powers, can't remember cloth i wore though , how are you ? You applied for your visa yet? And how come I type the way I talk lol? Did I say lol that day while talking to you?

DUmb reasons. Though I think that person is you the poster

Finally I"m gonna talk. I've been in North Cyprus for a week now. I came very early thinking there was actual English Proficiency test for Nigerians not knowing we get exemptions with our results. I completed my registration the 2nd day its not like how stressful it was doing registration in Naija. The town is a beautiful place and the school is more beautiful. The school i think have problems with their PR people and can't market themselves better or provide better pictures of their school on the website because its sexy cool than you prolly think it is from their website,  lol and they actually do have a PR Department. Its nice looking peaceful town. You can walk around anytime. Drinking not allowed on campus and girls not allowed in the boys dormitory lol . So I see people turn cigarette to life partners :p ,  and if you have weed/marijuana as vice stop it its capital poo here you could be looking at serious jail. I have a brand new rizzla unopened and that I may never open again .

I have taking more than 50 pictures private archive I may share some later. Good food but could be expensive for students if you get to think about it. But what I'll tell you is that what would you expect from an holiday island? Well things are quite expensive but you still can't compare it to Uk  or USA though there are more chances of maybe getting job opportunity in a more industrialized country like US/Uk. I think this could be the most expensive times of your life! Spending 2years to 4years on an holiday island so be prepared for it. Because even eyinbo's self only come here for holiday and leave. But as human I believe we have a way of adapting to our new environment and surviving atleast its not like you are in the wilderness.

I've been spending an average of 20TL daily on my meals since I got here that's like N2,000 daily i eat twice. The Mediterranean food is good, i like their cuisine.  DOnt forget to bring your MasterCard (GTB MasterCard the naira card) thats what I use to get around. Its free from charges when you use the POS. But charge you 1k naira per withdrawal from the ATM. I think its a must for students to come with this type of card. So your parents can make payment to your gtb accounts and you could just pull it out or spend the money else sap fit worry you here.

Shopping is not as bad as I taught, but I heard it will be far cheaper in Turkey. I need more warm dress so visited Levis, Nike, and maybe a Turkish designer RodiMood (I dont know that label before now). Did some fair buying of warm sweet tops .  Temperature in the country is fair compared to what it would be in other EU countries. I believe anything colder than this is racist for the black man I hate too much cold where you can't even touch the tap screw lol.

I found a 3bedroom flat just yesterday and its 800k per year and I have to pay minimum of 6months with some deposit around 400k. Normally 2bedrooms I found earlier where around 6k euros for 10months. Lol this idiots where even counting semesters for me. I like privacy so can't stay in the dorm. I'm still in the temporary dorm but can't bear it. I have 3 Iraq roommate leaving today they found another dorm. Actually they make noise at night while playing poker, pee on the toilet seats, hair litters the bathroom floor after hot bath ,  i think their body is like chicken because i wonder how much hair drops when they bath with hot water.  I just don't feel comfortable sharing room. Between i'm expecting two of my friends later that's why i got the 3bedroom . If they don't come i can sublet on of the rooms out you know the price already. And that excludes water, electric and internet bills. But its walkable distance from school very near school ,  with nice balcony/rooftop . Living abroad dont come cheap most especially when living in a place where I think will be difficult to get job. I saw a black girl at a restaurant though i dont know how much they pay her; couldn't ask that would be disrespectful.

I wont tell people not to come ,  but I seriously will advice that you have good continuous source of income. Or if for example if your parent can set aside certain amount of money for you to do business while studying here. i.e maybe if you could be buying stuffs from turkey and reselling in Nigeria or doing something on the sidekick. But if you are super-financed from home you will just enjoy your studies. And yeah the locals are friendly; I've been asked more than twice by Turkish men to hook them up with a black girl in return for a Turkish girl. Btw Turkish girls are quit snubbing they mostly wont answer regular hello / hi poo if they don't know you lol. We get different background ,  so street toasting might be $)(*#$R*(#@

I'm just going to try enjoy myself the best I can. Dont forget come with all your electronics gadgets (ps3, psp, ipods - plus they're expensive here) to keep your entertained you will have down times lol ,  so now when i take long walk i gotta be on my Ipod something I dont really use much in Naija.

Sorry for typographical errors if there are some because I'm not about to proof read this i just type it straight out from the mind

And know the currency as soon as you get in. I've been ripped someone gave me 1 lira coin (100 naira) that is no longer in US. And I've been ripped by waiters 3 to 4times. They can spot a newbie I guess. They try to keep your change i.e short-changing you or inflating price by 1lira

No need for crititizm just little instructions

1. Move back to your parents house or to a friends house. But I suggest a male friend because if you go to a female friends house you will start sleeping with her boyfriend to. ANd I will advice you keep this fucking secret for life else you will be skinned alive. And hated forever
2. Get a real boyfriend around your age with a d.i.c.k that can Zap you real good and make you forget your sista husbands. Get a real boyfriend i your life.
3. Do not confide this story with anyone I repeat do not!. Call both husabnds and tell them you are out. Even tell them and let them know you are sleeping with both husbands. It could disgust them a little , Because it could be that you are actually cheating with both men still lol
4. Move on

Na next week Tuesday. add me on yahoo koboless2000 at yahoo.com let me know its you Yemming

And dont expect a call from Teslim either. So dont be fool when a scammer contacts you and say his name is Teslim PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!! I no go even dey naija from next week so no point.

Download the form from here: www.travisa.com/Turkey/turkey_visa.pdf

Thats the form I used

Yeah the names must be in the embassy because right in my face i saw the dude look into a list of names and thicked something that i think would have been my name. Looked me in the eye maybe to see if i was the one in the passport, did he's 40 seconds questioning and said I should come pick visa up next day.

I went with scanned copy of admission documents as wip4 sent. By the way it loooks i dont even think the embassy ever needs your originals lol. Gong EMU and I already said I'm boarding 18th Jan up there.

Which Holiday be that again when we just dey come? Abi we get different calender ? Na wa oh well I get winter cloths already though

STUDENT VISA APPLICATION AND TRANSIT VISA APPLICATION FOR CURRENT OR PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS WHO STUDY IN TURKISH REPUBLIC OF NORTHERN CYPRUS

1. At least 6 months valid passport, with enough space for visa sticker (to be seen and returned to the applicant until the approval of application) (your passport itself)

2. Copies of the relevant pages of the passport (data and extension pages) (Photocopy of the page that shows you face in the passport with details)

3. Duly filled visa application form (filled application form heck there website or google 'turkish visa application form a lot of students came without the form they needed to start looking for cafe' )

4. One (1) passport-size photograph

5. Admission and Acceptance Letter by the University

6. Payment receipt of school fees (telex / proof of payment)

7. Confirmation letter from the school acknowledging receipt of payment

8. Proof of basic education, copies of graduation diploma and certificates (W.A.S.C., S.S.C.E. etc.) duly signed and approved by the Federal Ministry of Education (this you will spend a whole day doing at federal ministry of education at the secretariate abuja)

9. Proof of BA education, copy of university graduation diploma duly signed and approved by the Federal Ministry of Education.(For master students)

10. Guarantee letter signed by the sponsor and the student, stating that the sponsor will cover all the expenses of the student, and the student will never apply to any person or institution (including university) for financial support or scholarship, certified by a notary public[b] ( a leter written by your mom/dad that they'll sponsor you and blah blah take all responsibility for you , but it has to be certified by a notary public. its not doing certified true copy. you can go to a local lawyer you know to ask nearest notary public in your environment)[/b]

11. A copy of “Certificate of Company Incorporation” of the sponsor

12. A copy of certificate of income tax clearance of the sponsor[b] (well in my case i just went with photocopy of the tax clearance card of my mom though i saw some people with long shit of statement showing details of how long they've been paying etc)[/b]

13. Original “personal” bank statement for the last three months of the sponsor together with original approval/reference letter from the bank branch manager

NOTE: Students who will study in the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus are issued one-month valid transit visas.


VISA FEES

(Effective from January 1, 2010)


*** Fees are payable only in cash ***

Nigerian nationals:

Single entry: 9.000 Nairas
Multiple entry: 30.000 Nairas

I kinda regret my previous reply to the thread. I think the wife of the man said her side of the story and this man MUST be an animal by the womans explanation. Take heart woman. I think from now on. We need to hear both sides of the stories. They have to be both members of the forum. Peace out!

You can take her for vacations!!!! Never get her permanent residence in the WEST!!!! NEVER!!!! Foolish man. I've read and seen this stories a million times. Even your younger brother will do the same thing; but atleast he ain't your wife or you dont have babies together. But when it comes to women they got their on mind too. And if you are not fully west in mentality yourself dont try the shit. BEcause normally you must be a control freak to want an uncivilized woman in the west. Then when she learns and see the new world she'll become any of the other ladies you didn't wanna marry in the west and be worse.

Take your Nigerian wifes for vacation but never let them have stay/residence/citizenship in Western countries unless you are about to loose are or you are really sure its good and safe for you she's got the mental capability not to go wiild.

I already paid for my flight via Turkish Air I paid N174k last year december. Return flight I plan coming back March before. But I think when i get there I'll extend it to May or during any of the holiday we get. I summed up I've spent a total of 800k ,

Hi everyone I just got my transit visa from Turkish Embassy Abuja. The interview is as short as 40 seconds. You may be asked questions like: how much did you pay to school, what did you apply to study for? whats name of your school, generic questions you should know already.

I lodged at Salem guest inn , near maitama guest in its was fair at N6,700. And Maitaima guest in itself is N8k but the rooms i was showed smell stale. So went to Salem. Most cab driver know Maitama Guest inn on Yetseram. You gonna spend a whole day doing th ministry of education thing. Make sure you have all documents on the checklist that the embassy requires. I met students that came with less document; they might have problems.

Make sure your sponsorship letter get notarised too so you dont be looking around to do that in abuja. Make photocopies of your docs before coming to reduce you running around. Interviews are Monday, Wed, Fri at the embassy. The people at the gate may try to extort you; use your discretion. Because I saw some people gave tips to have their docs sent in quickly. Though most of those where not students.

1st day certified my certificates, second day Wednesday applied for visa, 3rd day 2pm picked it up, 4th day i'm outta here.I think thats my review.

Wonderful year. Big stepping stone and information on the structure building for 2011. Highly accelerated progress too. Wonderful, wonderful, too good to be true year

I think poster is a lame liar but anyways; nothing you can do about it , the age difference isn't much. Mine is more and i felt very bad when I discovered but it was too late already had first child in progress. Well maybe guys should start asking Birth Certs if its that important

I'm an honest person and try to say the truth to the best of my knowledge. Ask me about something else. "CHEATING' is classified information  . Only the CIA as that type of info on me. And my d.i.ck can't talk neither does it have a meter you would have been able to check down their ,  but i bet you don't wanna go down there.

And btw who are you to question human behaviour. Its human to be insatiable.

Nigeria has been a failed state since independence. Dubai was built under 37years with oil money. That place was a desert. THey discovered oil after the Brits left. And used it very very well.

Nigeria is a failed state if all our ex-government officials are not in jail or held accountable. There are genocides,theft, and all sorts of corruption. Obasanjo should be taken to Hague for the Odi Village Genocide

And by the way some ladies complain isn't complain

1. I ask her if she found my car keys, or other items because sometimes we both use it. Is there a crime in that ? Plus she's meant to always get my back
2. Farting hmmmm, she cooked the food na. Is that my fault or did I eat outside? Plus I do my farting discreetly but once once na i gats just free myself. Plus THIS IS MY HOUSE!
3. PS3 and PES2011 is the bomb I have a separate room for gaming in the house with my wide screen TV. Nothing you can do about this! Marriage could be very boring without PS3 because the TV station is always on AfricanMagic by default and I can't watch that bullshit with her. Illogical movies about witchcraft everyday.
4. And yes I'm NON RELIGIOUS mess that! The old scripts dont make sense anymore in today's world. They're practically non-applicable.
5. And I don't ball with the in-laws because too much balling with them will always result in unsolicited bull.sh.it
6. I smoke good ol' maryuana , she never said something about it. I do a little discreetly but I bet she knows. When I be up in the balcony early AM . Medical maryuana twice a week.
7. Someone recommended me talking about bags, fashion with her in one of the post. I did. But she only replies with one word. And sometimes says I'm to critic so I dont talk fashion. She thinks anytime i open my mouth its a critic.


Yes I forgot to add.
1. Turning her bedroom to laundry+drying room. Spread kids cloths all over her bed. I heard that shit causes pneumonia. I've always told her to wash cloths that the lines downstairs could take. Yes we have separate bedrooms incase of we fight seriously we just stay out of each other way till we reconcile.
2. Always emptying my bedroom fridge. Thank God she doesn't do alcohol so i only load alcohol in it now. No juice, milk, cheese,
3, Pretended she couldn't operate the generator for two years. LAME so that she doesn't go down to turn it off when nepa brings light midnight lol.

1. She doesn't laugh at anything I say. And always keep straight face that is emotionless 95% of the time I've known her.
2. Doesn't say JACK! I taught she was reserved back then and that htings will get better. HELL NO! she dont talk tooooo quiete and got 1billion things on her mind she will never say
3. Forgetful and doesn't pick phone most time. And sends very annoying repetitive text messages due to her insecurities. "You are out there again abi? With another woman abi?"
4. Too suspicious
5. Used to scratch her legs while sleeping (fixed this it was medical)
6. Complains of no attention knowing fully well she's the one that doesnt talk or want to have conversations. She can reply a 5hrs talk with YES or NO and thats it
7. Never logical. Emotion and sentiment first.
8. Jealous of her kids. If they play with me too much she complains of giving them more attention than her
9. Very boring person too cold in nature, routined and not dynamic. Very predictable. She the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and ,
10. Only woman I know that want s.ex and no pre-intimacy. And will complain of rush job cos i gotta logout from the boring bed chore

I'm about to schedule my flight to Abuja 23rd since wip4 said we can start going to the embassy from 20th. Does anybody have information on when the embassy closes for the holiday? Or do we just wait till January? I have a flight ticket already for Istanbul > Ercan 18th January. All my docs are ready for the embassy. I'm scheduling flights earlier so atleast maybe it could be cheaper and I dont want to be in tight corners so wanna be prepared in advance

Well wip baba I dont mean to sound like i was gonna do a million dollar shopping. But I searched the internet and didn't find a lot of information. And malls are good , i.e I plan leaving behind my regular ps3-60gb because it would be big to travel with and getting a new ps3 slim. Atleast would like to have things to make life interesting while new in a place trying to make new friends etc. So couldnt find shops online in NC selling stuffs like that that interest me. There are simple things I always like to get.

You can suggest websites you know. I checked though return ticket Ercan to Turkey is only $110 it could be worth it. Once a while to be in a big city.

Can current students in the school share what they like about it and the town of Famagusta itself? Shopping malls? Or do I have to travel to Turkey every-time for shopping? I found some video on youtube where EMU student where protesting the video doesn't look good . Thoguh I'm sure if after one year and not enjoying the school they'll let me have transcripts and get transfered.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9cdhxe4hQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QXJqf0L_NU

When I first posted it the forum system flagged my post. Serious buyers please send sms or just email

Poor journalism . This press release was meant to promote pastor's book indirectly but I'll never buy the book because pastor himself have poor knowledge of statistics. 380 people weekly how many per day then?

Complete Studio for sale

ITEM                         PRICE AT PURCHASE SELLING
1. Yamaha PS e213 keyboard/midi controller N31,000 N25,000
2. Akai MPC5000 Production Machine N320,000           N200,000
(Almost never  been used)
3. Behringer MS20 Speaker Powered Monitors N35,000 N25,000
4. Behringer Studio Ear Phones         N4,500 N3,000
5. M-Audio Pre (Mobile Audio Interface)         N30,000 N20,000
6. Branded  P4 2ghz, 1gb ram, 60gb hdd pc N70,000 N55,000
with flatscreen monitor.
7. Stabilizer (1000VA)                 N3,500 N2,500
8. Pan Afrik Standing Fan           N5,000 N3,000
9. LG 1.5hp Split Unit A/C         N60,000 N45,000
10. Customized Studio desk with Piano drawers         N50,000 N40,000
with producers chair and stood.
11. 3 seater leather sofa                 N40,000 N30,000
12. Midi Controller cable                 N3,500 N2,000
13. 2000wats UPS                 N13,500 N10,000
14. MXL 990 Microphone + Stand         N30,000 N20,000

TOTALS:         N696,000         N480,500

Please note that all this gears are still in brand new condition and rarely been used. The negotiation magine is very little. Please people should be fair enough with their interest offer.

I'm not selling because I'm bankrupt but because I've moved on to other busineses and wont be able to monitor the studio business. Some original receipts are still available. But its been a year since all of them where purchased but rarely used. The studio is in Ikorodu. With atleast 10months rent still payed in advance anybody buying the complete set could have the rent free if comfortable with the location.

I would rather have someone buying everything than to deal with the headache of selling them one at a time.  The computer is readily loaded with most required production tools of today.
Please contact me via or SOLD (Text will be very appropriate with the telephone number. I won’t call back flashes or missed calls)

You should have sent an email atleast. I have another number but cant give it publicly maybe you send me an email or leave your email behind

And men created god in their own image :p

And they love the solace they get from the preachers