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@sweetnecta Teslim is an Arabic name and has a meaning that can be translated into English or Yoruba I was told it means Peace or Peacemaker. Well regardless your argument about my name seem to mean that if someone has a Yoruba name he must be worshiping a Yoruba god or be into a Yoruba religion. You still dont get the logic I guess. Think outside the box and forget all the religious sentiments brother |
^^^^^ tpia whats your point? it will be difficult to make any comment without reading the post |
Ghandi said: I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Dont be naive. You dont need fairy or imaginary friend to do Good or Evil. We all have the will to choose what we want. If a man does something unique or be different he is seen as being insane if its a multitude its seen as religion. Be liberated fellow NL members. And how foolish are the holy wars? Both Muslims/Christians have fourth several holy wars in the past. Be just people. And you do not need help from some invisible fairy. Religions as I see them are just elements of mass maniuplation |
Well said agi-tuedor! @people talking about my name I'm non-religious neither Muslim, christian or member of any sect/cult. And I had the name from birth at time when I had no power to choose. And it doesn't make any difference to me as long as I like the meaning of the name, my parents gave me about 6 names in all (lol). But always delighted to discuss with free thinkers. Well as for the Gospel of Judas it was banned and even till date the Catholic tries to distance themselves from it. The president of the Maecenas Foundation, Mario Roberty, suggested the possibility that the Maecenas Foundation had acquired not the only extant copy of the Gospel, but rather the only "known" copy. Roberty went on to make the suggestion that the Vatican probably had another copy locked away, saying:What I'm trying to bring up in essence is that some people worship blindly and they have the rights to know the foundation of their religion and the truth behind it. IF then they know the truth and still decide its okay for them to continue fine but worshiping or being a member of a cult ignorantly seems stupid to me. Nothing special about Christianity than the lies of her founders. This trend I've not seen in Islam and some other faiths though. Or in general haven't studied them well enough to know. But regardless any institution that is profit driven will become greedy. Its natural. So it is with the corporate world that we now live in. If I would think about God; I would think of him as the code and maths that make nature, the amazing design of it all, the complexity of the universe that allows infinite possibilities, This is the information and technology age. If we where to write a new bible Scientists will be the prophets. Faith is good to some extent as to how it helps some people get solace/ talk to imaginary friends to feel better and be hopeful. As some see Freedom as slavery and seek strength in IGNORANCE. I'm not about to start some Atheistic Gospel on nairaland but would prefer people know what they're doing. Especially Nigerians! With the super-commercialized untaxed cults/religions What more can I say to open your eyes? Would Jesus posses 4 JETS? Would he build a university that the average man can't afford to send his kids even though his own money is part of the donations the schools was built with? Aren't those schools built with your offerings? Do you know pastors pay bribes within the church and lobby to get themselves transferred to big parish where there are rich members? Where is the meekness or the Christ-like-living? When Jesus got to the church and saw them doing business he was angry , I think he will be angrier this time around because the business are now huge corporations. The average Nigerian grew up brainwashed either by their parents, home videos or generally by the environment. Can you imagine someone praying to God for things that normally a white man will never pray for? i.e God let NEPA bring the light today oh! , I bet with you when things get better in this country the church will get less patronage as there will be lesser people seeking solace. Well I know people gotta get paid to be motivational speaker but their should be more truthful and stop spiritualising everything! |
^^^^ He refused because he knew he would die from falling instead of being nailed on the plank. And the story would have been different. Even he didn't exercise foolishness why then would the today Christians (he's followers) be foolish even on sickbed some dont use drugs |
alstarmayo:IT seems you do not understand the difference between CHURCH and CHRISTIANITY , Christianity started very much later after Jesus was dead and gone |
^^^^ He's faith isn't that strong. That would be suicide he's still a young Christian. The holy spirit belongs to the pastor alone. Only the pastor receive daily email and updates from God to tell the church. Why dont God update me too? Lamers |
Well just like when we where little and your parent sees that you are are daring child and see that you dont fear them. Then they'll tell you there is OJUJU that would punish you if you dare go and touch that thing again! Instead of Ojuju moses used the man in the sky. |
alstarmayo:Why would you choose ignorance (I dont care) above everything? |
WARNING: If you are dumb and shallow minded please move to another THREAD. Constructive contributions are welcome. Insults will be exposing the stupidity of what your religious leaders have been teaching you. THE MAN JESUS A Jewish man with high ideals that came out on the rotten end of the stick. Contrary to popular belief, Jesus never proclaimed himself the "Son of God", and in fact was only seen as a regular mortal until the Council of Nicea in 325, where the Christian Emperor Constantine proclaimed that Jesus was indeed Divine. His name, Jesus Christ is purely fictional as well. Jesus was his name, however the latter "Christ" was not tacked on until much later, "Christ" meaning messiah, and derived from the word Christos. Jesus was part of a religious society that preached love and humility amongst other humans. The Jews, however, were a constant thorn in the Empire's side, and Jesus was seen as a political dissenter, and was sentenced to die so as to make an example to others. A funny note to Jesus' death is that A) Being crucified was nothing special; in fact, mostly anyone that was seen as a political enemy of the Empire was killed in this fashion (so no, Jesus was not special in this), and B) It wasn't actually a cross that he was crucified on, it was a capital "T". The top bar, making it look like a lowercase "t", was only later added by the church. When Jesus was crucified, however, no one seemed to care, and everyone went about their lives. It was only when Jesus' brother James (whom the church denies ever existed) was killed on the steps on the Temple of Solomon that the Jews rose up against the Authoritarian Romans (See: Temple of Solomon; Temple of Herod; Titus). So in truth, no one really knew Jesus existed. He was just another man to all of these people, albeit a demi-prophet. It wasn't until later that the idea of Christianity was adopted, by the so called St. Paul. The problem with Paul's story, however, was that he was a Gentile (non-Jew) in Roman employ, and created the Christian church for purely political and self-serving reasons. Most of what he based the church on is completely fake, and was actually stolen from other religions, i.e.: 1) Mithras, the soldiers' God, was born in a cave to a virgin to free mankind from evil 2) Egyptian theological drawings always used a halo, mostly to represent something to do with divinity and the sun , and many other things. So in truth, Jesus was just a man that lived, and died. Most Christians are completely blinded by their religious dogma to accept this however, and therefore Jesus will always be viewed as the "Son of God" Jesus was born, lived in a theological-centered society, and was killed. Now he's being used for political purposes, or for greed in most cases Matheew Johnston, ==================================== IN ADDITION: (Teslim's adds) I've met hundreds of Christians who couldn't believe the bible was compiled and still believe till today that it was some holy book that fell from heaven. So it would be a difficult task to try liberate the minds of these people that still believed a book fell from heaven even when it was compiled by non-Christian (Constantine). Back then to support political moves and unity in the community. Just like Moses had to compile the 10 commandment so their could be law and ORDER in the new country. i.e They just moved out of Egypt and the people taught there was no law and started doing all sorts of things. But then Moses knowing the people wont fear him hard to tell them the RULES/10 COMMANDMENT came from a greater AUTHORITY (God) who will punish them for eternity if they'd disobeyed the law. That I think was the foundational constitution of the Israelites. Some of the book compiled seem to be completely secular and not really into GOD GOD. And even some that where GOD GOD back then where seen as heresy , most of the later Gnostic Gospels. Its been a long time I read them but if I can remember vividly one of the "The Secret Gospel of MARK" book insinuated Jesus was homosexual. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Jesus) , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disciple_whom_Jesus_loved Since inception organized religion as been nothing but a sham and have generated a lot of evil. What is Christian about the competition, greed, the lust for power in the organized religions? It would have been good if the old testament and the new wasn't compiled together. And if the content wasn't influenced for political reasons. But regardless what sense does it make to partially believe in a book? If heaven exists there will be more Atheist and Deist there. Its all about living good but perfection is unrealistic. You dont have to be in a religious group to be a good or bad person. |
alstarmayo:How else you want me/them to learn about Jesus if not from the bible? Oh yeah I read the Quran and the Gnostic Gospels and even Aquarian Gospel of Jesus Christ which claimed to shed more lights on the lost years of Jesus Christ. Because the bible didn't say anything about him after age 13. Everything just fast forwarded to age 30+. Its better to live in reality than delusions, denials and ignorance!. |
Well for the time being its more logical to accept or it is the truth that there is no GOD for lack of evidence. Therein lies the invention of LIES , THE MAN IN THE HEAVEN/SKY. Is he such a coward not to atleast show is face or some proof? Definition: GOD Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky (the man in HEAVEN - what if he's bisexual). Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it. - Rap Scholar (ud) |
WARNING: This post is not meant for everyone to talk inasmuch as you can't contribute constructively or just think you can type insults. This are only my opinions and I'm not here to convince anyone about there religions. Lookup: Deism in wiki I grew up to be religious meaning at one point my parents where Muslim, at another time Traditional and lastly Christians. But then I understood little but somewhat preferred Christianity. And one time read the bible Genesis to Revelation twice at the peak of my Christianity. Though the contents of the bible could be very contradictory and all , but I believed in some concepts of MORALITY or at one point living life like Christ. Which is the meaning of being Christian. Outside that the bible contains a lot of rubbish i.e stories of hell and heaven. How can I believe in people that believe the earth was a plane at the time of writing those stories? They wrote based on their shallow knowledge of the earth and what was attainable to them at the time. Even the scientist where yet to discover a lot. If they lived in out time and see how we communicate/live now they would call us GODS or SUPER-HUMANS. How could anyone beleive that if they dont believe in certain God they will be condemned to spend eternity in a fiery concentration camp (HELL) , then that God is wicked and weak. I wont want to worship such God that just gets angry and kill people or a GOD that is racist that chooses Israelite's as his' favorites I believe Jesus was a cool guy that came to live life and teach by example. i.e a man with good character anyone should emulate. MY POINT Now I do not believe in religions. Millions of people have died in the name of gods/God/religion. And for a very long time its has always been backed by either people interested in financial gains or power (i.e the Vatican). I do not believe in any religion or any pastor/cult leader and I'm comfortable with them regardless of their religious sentiments. I will accept there is a GOD if the religious people define GOD as anything unexplainable at the moment. or if God meant something that is YET TO BE DEFINED. Cos if there was a God that created the earth then who created GOD? I've been more peaceful and progressive since I threw out the spiritual bullshit and applying logic. Tackling each challenges directly instead of wasting time with some pastors etc. Well I can say little prayers to the gods of internet like google.com which answers more questions for me these days. Cos there is barely any question I dont get answer to from google.com. Even ifa cannot beat google.com at answers! Since the IFA cowrie interface is difficult to operate and doesn't come with a user manual or easy way to learn. Number 1 problem with Africans mostly West Africans is their religious SENTIMENTS. They hide behind this and stilll commit a lot of evil. I dont have to believe in gods to know what is right or wrong. And I've seen myself take reasonable and more selfless decisions than the religious people. I wont be surprised if people like Steve Jobs donates all his money before he dies; I can bet that non of the cult leaders would do this and they claim they're men of God. I titled this post SEMI-ATHEISM because I do not know if I"m an Atheist but I dont believe in religion. Still I'm not moved if other people are religious. At one point I believe even if there was a GOD it would be one and worshiped freely at will without sects. And worshiped as each individual seem fit without discrimination. But this will be impossible. ============================================================================== APPENDIX: Definition of JESUS by members of urbandictionary 1. Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people 2. A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club. Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.” 3. Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son. 4. Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change. 5. The protagonist in the second half of best selling fiction novel The Bible written by the award winning author God (a.k.a Boss Mann). During Jesus' journeys, he encountered many challenging tasks, such as turning water into wine, and walking on water. Jesus had to use his cunning and wit to overcome these seemingly impossible tasks. Jesus' life came to a sudden stop when his own people nailed him to a cross. The ending took many God's fans by surprise, as it was unlike him to kill off the main character. God argued that it added emotion to the story. However, the fans were not pleased, so God re-wrote the ending, with Jesus coming back to life to tell everyone it was all gonna be OK. The fans seemed contented. Jesus did not appear in any more of God's hit novels 6. a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart. The world's first street magician. 7. Star of the fiction work The New Testament. Worshiped by Christians. Yet another magician who never got laid. 8. The world's greatest ever conman. Jesus was the conman every conman since has tried to be (Adeboye, Oyedipo, Oyakilomeh). His skills were thousands of years ahead of his time which is how he was so convincing. His incredible cons have managed to convince over 1 billion people that he was, in fact, the son of God. 9. A fictional character such as Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny. Or better still a man that once lived and got Idolized like Obatala, Sango, Ogun , etc 10. A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which bleeped him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words. |
yup but kinda believable she was stoned to death too back when i was in Jss3 Then another one which was a family member but this seem more real. I bit the hell out of her life and insist she gotta go back to where she was from cos she was staying with us at the time. She confessed to a lot of shit that we investigated and was true. i.e she said she already gave 4 other girls the witchcraft thing and their membership was to be finalized that night well we called those girls and they denied , then she was like didn't i give you food on so so dates. That the food was sacrificial etc. And I can't really say if she's just generating the talks because of the bitting she received Well for now I dont believe in shi.t like that anymore |
Simple "add SUGAR". Or tell her to bring the sugar cup from the kitchen. What other sweetener would be better than raw sugar? |
Did you just discovered this? Or you guys didn't date you just got her pregnant and headed for the altar not to have child outta wedlock? The earlier the better though. IF you see that she can't change file for divorce "irreconcilable differences) abi wetin them dey call ham. Let her go you can still be friends afterwards. Downgrade her back to a girlfriend or baby mama via DIVORCE. ![]() |
Cut yourself completely from your mother! Make she go live her own life ; your life is different. I dont really even support that lame omugwo. Mother's are always jealous of wife , no matter how nice the mum is. Been there, but i think it has to do with you more. Sorry to say I had to call my mom privately and WARNED her. She knows me very well I dont take bull.sh.t! Now she calls before coming to my house though we dont live far from each other. Cos if she wants to keep seeing her grandchildren she has to treat them the way she treats their mother! Nothing concern me I no send anybody for family they know me. They can call me akata i dont care. If I visit her she can set the rules in her house but not my OWN house. |
I know ladies that know you are interested in the greencard and still go ahead and marry you so WTF? You can let her know if she doens't care fine if she declines go find another person. Though its more painful to scam greencard outta someone. Its ok if you are both aware the marriage may even last longer than you think. Greencard or not inter--racial/ inter-cultural marriages are difficult and chances of divorce is higher than people that have the same background. So most time you are even more lucky in a greencard situation because normally the guy wouldn't be able to tolerate you for that LONG 4ucking 5years!!!! I beg some people should stop crying over spilt milk here. Some akata will come here and complain even when they already have 2 to 3 kids from different men. What is the chances that the last one the NIGERIAN man wont leave you too? Well look into yourself first. |
what enemy line@almajeri We aren't all Nigerians! We can't be Nigerians together when we have different goals. People with like minds should stay together so they can progress together. And I swear I will never need a visa to go to the Federal Republic of Boko Haram a union of the former old northern nigerian states/Sharia league. I foresee progress with 1. Odudua Republic 2. Republic of Biafra 3. Dont know if MEN want a state or they'll merge with Odudua And starvation / backwardness etc in Federal Republic of Boko Haram. Since they believe civilization is evil |
Not only students should be evacuated. All non-indigene should move. So that we are more prepared to divide. Nobody should be left behind the enemy line |
Well still the Dynamite belongs to some mallam we dont know what his believes are. He can always move shi.t legitimately to the boko harams. The next thing we'll get from the news is how some legit consignment of guns are heading for maiduguri or jos |
Most of your age mates are married and so are men in that age bracket. But mostly the problem will have to do with your look. Try look younger like early 20's younger this should help a lot. And at age 32 you should know age is just numbers. Look younger in a way even guys 27 to 32 will approach you without thinking they're approaching a 40year old lady. And dont turn people down because of age. But let them know your age soon as you are comfortable to do so. Because many men will feel offended to date someone older without knowing. Email me a picture if you can koboless2000 @ yahoo . com. There are some looks that are intimidating to your target. And only married men will have the LIVER to come at you , because nothing wey those ones never see before. Them no mind even if you be single mother wey don born 6. |
Hand them over so they can bribe and be bailed out , people dont trust the justice system anymore, thats why they lynch! |
@cchioke where did you lived ? SO that I can advice everybody I know not to every go live around there Well one time, I was younger then going back home from a walk with my dad. He left the car parked outside the compound we where going back around 8pm , e be like say the car denzgy (wasn't balanced). And my dad was telling me / suggesting maybe he already had a flat tire. By the time we got there the car tyres have actually been stolen and replaced with wood (odo) to suspend it. lol , and he couldn't move it inside the compound then the next day or few days later it was the side mirrors. |
Jeez! In my first year, around the period wey phones just show, to text people with different, different messages was the rave. I once sent my dad this sms by mistake: "Someday you may lose your mind, your hair, or your teeth but one thing you can never lose is your looks, cos you can't loose what you don't have".Mine was grave but nothing happened. I was sexting my sister-inlaw without knowing , never got a reply for the sext messages i sent. I bet she taught it was her sister I was trying to sext. I've seen her twice after those messages but no comment. And no heat at home.2. Iphone auto correct is fucking shit! I sent "I hate you" to my woman I dont know what word I woulda wanted to text that iphone auto spelling replaced with HATE. Till today she still make reference to that text message |
around 5:30 Oshodi / Challenge going towards Gbadada. Was on the curb side. There where these poorly dressed thugs/beggers. I actually taught they are beggers. There was traffic; normally I'm very observant when on the road. I notied that someone threw out lots of money from his car like 4cars away at the front. But taught maybe he was praised or some popular Owambe guy that just wanted to spray the thugs money. Then it came to my turn they first acted like beggers and I waived them like I dont have money (because usually i dont give beggers money its shit , i dont 4ucking wind down to do that shit , ) the next thing the guy just changed started hitting my window hard when I loooked again this time he was flashing me a gun Surprising thing is that everybody in the traffic pretended they didn't see what just happened to me but I was lucky still N500 , |
People change names in places like Saudi its common in the middle east. Even Christians use Islamic/Arabic names to reduce discrimination |
No woman talking now. Well the man started sleeping out because she's always beating him up |
Looking at his picture alone I can't vote him. Is that the best photo he could provide? |
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, never got a reply for the sext messages i sent. I bet she taught it was her sister I was trying to sext. I've seen her twice after those messages but no comment. And no heat at home.