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Jokes EtcRe: Customer Care In 2020 by tEsLim(m): 12:29am On Jun 22, 2008
First time of using the technology and he was the beta-tester customer
Jokes EtcRe: Best Part Of A War Film by tEsLim(m): 12:05am On Jun 22, 2008
DEVILish plan, but nice joke
WebmastersRe: Which Is The Fastest Internet Connection In Nigeria by tEsLim(m): 11:59pm On Jun 21, 2008
i'm a download junkie -- AND SWIFT is the best internet service provider for now.
Tech JobsI Need A Php Developer To Work With by tEsLim(op): 9:05am On Jun 06, 2008
I own a webdevelopment company. I need fresh PHP developers. I enjoy working with freelancers most of the time.

You will need to show me some of your working projects.

majormediainc @ gmail . com (without the spaces)
Christianity EtcRe: Men And Their Indecent Dressing by tEsLim(m): 8:44am On Jun 06, 2008
I didn't know looks could turn women on , Till last year when my fiance started complaining about me wearing boxers in the house, when we have female visitors-- her friends or mine. She said she'd caught them starring on several occasion.


It was strange to me. I do my push up etc just to keep myself fit. I dont know women look at us like that. I taught they look at cars, cloths, and what you gotta say smiley
AdvertsFor Sale: Most Wanted Forex-auto-pilot by tEsLim(op): 12:06pm On May 29, 2008
This software automatically helps you trade by analaysing market trends automatically. Originally sold for $400 I'm reselling it at half the price. So stop letting all the get rich quick scams get at you. Let a reliable automatic forex robot trade for you. You can test it with as little as $50 to see for yourself.

What I will give you

1. The forex autopilot expert robot softwares
2. user and installation manual (so u can integrate it with your trading software)
3. Couple of other forex tools as BONUS

Email me at: majormediainc @ gmail .com
AdvertsRe: Partner Wanted: For A Very Lucrative Semi-online Business by tEsLim(op): 11:54am On May 29, 2008
Thanks for the emails. Keep it coming till we find the right people to work with.
WebmastersRe: Website Design Collaboration by tEsLim(m): 9:49pm On May 28, 2008
Well I can teach you a lot and even teach you how to start earning money from the profession before becoming a pro. I own majormediang.com - We are looking for interns.
AdvertsPartner Wanted: For A Very Lucrative Semi-online Business by tEsLim(op): 9:43pm On May 28, 2008
I just launched a new business, which will help other people become enterpreneurs. I've been into IT for well over 10years now. I own majormediang . com , And I just packed together all the experience and tools I've been using for a specific online business into a ready made business.

All resources needed for this business are already inplace down to marketing materials.

I need a partner who:

1. Who is very energetic and can move around a lot.
2. Has key marketing skills and ability to understand and deliver to a target market.
3. Who is self-sufficient and ready to add value to the team
4. Someone with an enterprenual spirit.

For example there is a product that goes for 40k at the moment. We have some marketting partners on some certain deal that earn 5k commision per sale. And a super bonus of 20k at every 5th sales.

To get full details of the business model and what you really need to do send me an email at majormediainc @ gmail . com
AutosRe: Pls Guys Which Of These Cars Are Easy And Cheap To Maintain by tEsLim(m): 9:14pm On May 28, 2008
Na Civic now! No need to come ask for forum. Parts are more available and affordable and you get more local mechanics. Hyundai you fit waka the whole ladipo one day make u no see him BUMPER lason
BusinessRe: Is Valucard Dead? by tEsLim(m): 9:12pm On May 28, 2008
Yes dead (If thats what you've been waiting all day to hear).

And for them to come alive again. They'll need total rebranding. I have a good concept to make them resurface. But damn! Its useless if i can't talk to the BOSS. Then we talk B2B.
Car TalkRe: Fund Raising Thread For Seun by tEsLim(m): 9:04pm On May 28, 2008
Wonders shall never end. I'm sure this is a joke.
AutosRe: 1996 Toyota Camry For Sale(nigerian Used).going For 580k Only by tEsLim(m): 9:01pm On May 28, 2008
Even when I got a better deal directly from cotonuo on the same vehicle.

Men you are selling at the price you got it
Car TalkRe: Should I Go For Passat Vw Or Toyota Camry? by tEsLim(m): 9:01pm On May 28, 2008
Omo men go for the Toyota Cmary. Passat almost ran me down. Spare part too cost. In such I will always runaway for German cars. Though I've been lucky with the present BMW I'm driving
AutosBetter Ways To Showcase Your Cars by tEsLim(op): 12:37pm On May 16, 2008
I've been thinking about having my own car sales portal where ppl can upload car for free etc. Though I have several other sites I'm working on myself and would be better if I'm focused.

But to anyone who has the right business mind you can get a ready made auto sales website from www.majormediang.com click on 'solutions' on their solutions page you will see the type of script i'm talking abuot they sell them cheap

They sell all sorts of ready made website and premade scripts. You dont need to know how to write website codes e.g all those HTML / PHP rubbish that programmers talk about all you need do is to buy a ready made site from them.

Cheers
AdvertsHow To Start A Dating Website by tEsLim(op): 11:55am On May 16, 2008
I found a Nigerian website that sells all sorts of ready made website and premade scripts. You dont need to know how to write website codes e.g all those HTML / PHP rubbish that programmers talk about all you need do is to buy a ready made site from them.

They have romance script and other stuffs at www.majormediang.com

I just bought a script to start my own portal sha
WebmastersYou Dont Need To Write Those Scripts Again by tEsLim(op): 6:14pm On May 10, 2008
Hi all,

Discovered this Nigerian website www.majormediang.com . They've got a lot of ready made scripts and clones of popular websites. You dont need to re-invent the wheels anymore. I think all that is needed is just some customization. Here is an excerpt.

Below is a list of our web solutions:

Community/Network Portal scripts are mostly clones of popular websites. We have open-source php script clones of myspace, youtube, flickr, facebook, HOTorNOT script and couple of other job portals, web chatrooms and dating site scripts.

Mini-Modules, Application and Ad-Ons: These are very useful scripts/modules that will save time when developing your own website. We have ad-ons like customer support script, php and flash chatrooms, content management modules, tell-a-friend script, contact import, Form Processing Modules, Intranet applications, customer ticketing, PHP web album image uploaders. You can send us an email to get a complete listing of our modules.

Ecommerce solutions: Installation and customization of world-class ecommerce shopping carts.
Complete list of their web solutions listed on their website.

http://majormediang.com/solutions.html
WebmastersRe: Good Web Design Services in Nigeria? by tEsLim(m): 2:31pm On May 06, 2008
One of the best is majormediang.com -- They've been around for about 8years now.
WebmastersI Need A Swish/flash Trainer by tEsLim(op): 12:25pm On May 02, 2008
Hi everyone,

Does anyone know where i can get a proper training in Swish Max and Adobe Flash for a reasonable amount? Please its needed urgenlty

Thanks.
Web MarketTo All Programmers! Ready Made Scritps by tEsLim(op): 10:18am On May 02, 2008
You dont need to re-invent the wheels I have ready made php scripts for all type of web applications you can think. If they are not posted on my website now at your request I can get them cloned or made.

Below is a list of scripts I have one my website.

Community/Network Portal scripts are mostly clones of popular websites. We have open-source php script clones of myspace, youtube, flickr, facebook, HOTorNOT script and couple of other job portals, web chatrooms and dating site scripts.

Mini-Modules, Application and Ad-Ons: These are very useful scripts/modules that will save time when developing your own website. We have ad-ons like customer support script, php and flash chatrooms, content management modules, tell-a-friend script, contact import, Form Processing Modules, Intranet applications, customer ticketing, PHP web album image uploaders. You can send us an email to get a complete listing of our modules. Price: N2,000 for each mini module.



Ecommerce solutions: Installation and customization of world-class ecommerce shopping carts.


Visit our website: majormediang.com
ProgrammingRe: What Is Wrong If African Coders Build An Online Payment System For Africans? by tEsLim(m): 10:11am On May 02, 2008
I've been working on a payment gateway for about 5months now. BUt existing systems like Interswitch dont want it around. If you can send me a pm I will send you the url of the website. I can post it to the public now as it is in its beta status. majormediainc @ gmail.com to get full brief.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneAny Female Nairalander Around Ikoyi/lekki/(ajah) by tEsLim(op): 6:55pm On Apr 10, 2008
Hey,

I want to meet good looking ladies around me. I'm at Lekki PhaseI. wink

If you're not to far from Lekki -- I will be glad to meet ya!
Jokes EtcRe: G-unit Jokes - Hella Funny by tEsLim(op): 9:33pm On Jan 06, 2008
Hey I didn't say its compulsory to laugh. But I read it somewhere and it was funny to me. SIMPLE!!
Jokes EtcG-unit Jokes - Hella Funny by tEsLim(op): 9:09pm On Jan 04, 2008
Meaning
G-unit : Super hardcore ghetto slang for "Gee, you knit?"

50 Cent: "What's up man?"
Tony Yayo: "Nothing much, homey, just knitting this sweater for my grandma."
50 Cent: "G-G-G-G-G-unit!&quo t;
Tony Yayo: "Why of course. Knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the Rutherford School under the tutelage of Sir Richard Meriweather. Why don't you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?"
50 Cent: "St-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! I'm going to be a big-time rapper some day, like Tupac Shakur!"
Tony Yayo: "Yeah, sure, that'll happen when I get locked up for gun possession! So, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?"
50 Cent: "F-F-Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Tony Yayo: "Man, stop trying to be black

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G-Unit : The ward of a hospital between the F-Unit and the H-Unit

Usually where Pimps go during a medical emergency

Soon after his run-in with the fuzz, Chester was admitted into the G-Unit
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g-unit : The Backstreet Boys of Hip-Hop.

"I'm a gangster
I kill people
I get all the chicks
and, Umm, Umm, Brain Block as usual."

- Gay-Unit


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g-unit head of the group is 50 cent born and raised in Swathmore, Pa and attended the Friends Select private school in Philadelphia, later on in his life he got a record deal with Ja-Rule, but was later shot because he dissed ja and Ja paid a dude to shoot him, 50 then after being shot informed the police on who it was and got him locked up. Later 50 was then pulled by Eminem to be his new comodity and puppet, the made a new image for him A "Gangsta", they then decided to say he was from Jamaica Queens so he can compeat with Ja Rule about bein from the same hood, but was kinda silly to people in queens who never herd of him because he was never from there, after Eminem told everybody to buy his Cd, all the kids did it, now he is one of the best sellers in america, and now he also thinks he the best rapper, which is a little funny cause he cant even deliver one punchline, then he got 3 other rappers to join him and dick-ride him for the money.

and that is how G-unit was formed.

50 cent thinks hes the best cause he can sell records.


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G-Unit : A group of gays led by a pussy named 50 Cent. They act all tough like they are thugs, but they are all pussy.
Here are the members-
50 Cent- Buck-Toothed fake gangster
Lloyd Banks- WANGSTA
Young Buck- Hick from Tennessee
Tony Yayo- Only real g who is a bad rapper
Olivia- Bitch whose tits arent real
Ma$e- newest member- gay priest who uses kids in his songs
Mobb Deep- good until they signed with g-unit
GGGGG-UNOT LISTEN TO THE GAME
Bleep 50 CENT
Bleep 50 CENT


Johnny- Im a gangsta cuz i like 50 Cent and G-unit
Me- u can take ur g-unit and shove it up ur ass wangsta
.

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Men i dont know if it is funny to you. But its hella funny to me. Taken from the urban dictionary comments
RomanceRe: Is He Testing Me Or Is He Simply Not Interested? by tEsLim(m): 6:44pm On Dec 02, 2007
hmm, he does'nt want u. and does'nt wanna hurt u. i'm doing dat right now to a lady. I'm bad at making phone calls though, but this time i'm bad bad bad.

Get the message
SportsRe: Liverpool Fan Kills Arsenal Fan by tEsLim(m): 9:46am On Nov 09, 2007
Its turning to cultism!!!
BusinessRe: Was Frustrated Out Of This Business by tEsLim(op): 4:36am On Nov 09, 2007
Chei, is it that most people dont understand what the website is about or just ignoring the opportunities behind the business. Or afraid to do get up and do something
BusinessWas Frustrated Out Of This Business by tEsLim(op): 10:34pm On Nov 07, 2007
I used to run this escrow company www.escrownigeria.com.

Recently checked the mail boxes, it was loaded with emails. I you're interested in transforming this business and working with me. Please contact me via majormediainc@gmail.com.

Lets see our we can improve on this, than let the whole idea waiste
AutosRe: 95/96 Passat For 420k by tEsLim(op): 3:35pm On Nov 07, 2007
Yeah

lemme give more details on the car

1. Its got an heavy duty VR6 Engine. Crazy speed and fuel efficiency
2. Its Automatic transmissin
3. Leather seats
4. 2 air bags ( i don commmot cable for the stairing air-bag when i dey do the hunk)

I dont know what to say next. Yeah its got a plate number.

The car is in Lagos. Lekki Phase1 and registered in Lagos all papers complete. Bring cash u take away car the same day. smiley

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