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We need experienced and creative graphic artist with good knowledge of CorelDraw & Phothoshop (Illustrator, and other softwares could be added advantage). Working experience with an Ad Agency will be appreciated too.

You must be able to present a demo reel (samples of work you've done. Must be able to work with little or no superivsion.

Call Mr Adio on : 08057575750

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Its not a sin if you dont get married. I repeat its not a sin. I dont have to adopt babies. Why are there baby mama's in the first place? You take care of your kids and baby mama. Naturally human are insatiable so dont ever think you can satisfy any woman or man. And I dont ever trust anybody not to fail me. So naturally I've never been surprised by anyone's actions because I never expected them not to f*ck up. I expect f*ckups, disappointments etc daily. Though it doesn't happen that frequently.

I think this started when I saw my so called good friend Fcking my girl back 10years ago. Since then I 've always expect sh*t. I expect it so much that i can almost simulate it if it doesn't want to happen.

I've once expereinced such hardship when I started. I understand how you feel. I had to take long walks to friends house to get shitty change.

I think its prayer and persistency. And sometimes you prolly think you are comfortable because you where feeding yourself alone. And haven't made reservations for extra mouths you are feeding now. And the bigger bills. You will get used to it. Increase your hustle etc. As for that  yeah my baby mama was the same. Problems with phone calls we still have the problem till now. I ahd to let her know people around me her important. You can't scare of my friends and business contacts. I had to break her out of her being over possessive.

Started getting more job that required me to travel away from home . Then send her money. Till I'm very solid stable ,  and no witchcraft can cut in , 


1. Prayer. 2. Persistence 3. Try to know what she likes too. Women are like IDOLS gotta worship them sometimes ,  and bring sacrifices to their tables. Africa spiritualty they o! She doesn't have to do juju before bad luck comes. Just thinking evil against you is enough.

I've once over heard her cursing me heavily ,  she didn't know I was behind the house. ,  I dont know what I did to deserve such,  I asked and she got no answer ,  FEAR WOMAN o!

From my own perspective. one of the things I always tell my friends is that we are all human and I dont and never depend on anybody or expect them to always be there. Life itself is uncertain. My laptop is more reliable than any human. It takes command and executes them. Only when there are software flaw/bugs it crashes or misbehaves but still more reliable than most human I know.

And some people have been brainwashed by religious books, which are mass means of mind manipulation. Everyone got certain fear and nobody likes to be cheated. So first of all in most relationship I've always make it clear what type of man I'm , my principles and philosophy. For example I dont believe in marriage as an institution or something I have to do.

I love kids and like to be there for them like my dad was there for me and my sibblings. And I'm grateful for my baby mama. Since I can't get married the best any woman can be to me is being a babymama. I buy/build a house for her and my kids; make sure the bills her paid. Atleast anything thats got to do with the kids. And spend quality time with them thank God for my job. That lets me have a lot of excess time even during weekdays

In five years time when I'm ready again I plan to have another woman and maybe 2 kids with her. Someone I would care about too. I think I'll b ok with just two or 3 at most. I'm building a second house already I think mostly for the purpose. Please I'm no Muslim. I believe more in the doctrines of and lifestyle of Jesus. But this has nothing to do with my perception about family.

As long as the woman I'm with is happy, cos she knows in advance the type I'm. I've met few ladies who are trying to rush me into setting up another family but its not yet time. I have to screen who becomes my next darling and mother of my kids.

I hope this helps the poster. Nobody will nail you for your lifestyle if you know what you're doing. I've been pressured at the early stage to marry my baby mama. I believe marriage is just that ceremony people just wanna eat jollof rice and drink wines . I'm not in for that. Only that sometimes for benefits etc. I may go to court someday so she could have her surname changed. And I always tell women not to stay in a relationship they're not happy with. She has the right to leave.

I expect anything in LIFE. So I cant get hurt. Because its expected. If my woman cheats , I'll ask why she's doing it and try make some fix or if its irreconcilable then we call it quit. We are not ANGELS or ROBOTS.

I'm POLYGAMOUS no point deceiving myself marrying one woman and still cheating. I bring a woman I desire home simple. I got no time for cornering, hiding, lying. Everybody will know this is my new woman!

Lot of people are frustrated. If you work in those environment and you earn maybe 18k you will be an angry b*tch too.

I meet them at Local Post Office, Police Stations, government revenue offices/minitries, teachers, its just all around

I pray you dont regret your whole because of one step. Run for your dear life. You will start seeing a lot of incompatibility later on. Unless she's the type thats willing to learn. If you try send her back to school think of someone like her with low IQ and how other sharp boys will use her :p .You will strat complaining afterwards and regret. Go for you type of woman settle for nothing less. Else you will regret and see that you guys are not the same type , let her do her type

The car looks like an 03/04 Corolla that I bought for a friend of mine. This is what i think , that model started from 03 to 08. So they continued manufacturing uptill 08.

1. only in lagos did a beggar after begging me in traffic for about a minute got angry and pulled out gun and asked me to wind down (robbed me). Oshodi express traffic, since then I swore I will never drive on the last lane close to the culverts.

2. Only in Lagos area I used to live a nepa staff always goes to transformer to remove fuse. I think he's incharge of the area. But one day he was beefing another neighbor and noticed the guy wanted to iron his cloths ran down to transformer in hurry to remove fuse. But got electrocuted

3. Only in Lagos did a police pulled me over, searched my phone, car, etc and nothing even decided to come search my office without warrant and afterwards begged me for money for his trouble said he was doing his job , thats happened when i moved to the mainland its not so on the island i mean vi / lekki axises

4. Only in Lagos you see super sacrifices at T-Junctions. Sometimes whole ram!!!!!

5. Only in Lagos everybody wants a tip for what they've already been paid salary to do. Mostly bank gatemen etc

6. Only in Lagos you have to dress very casual+simple and park your vehicle far away before buying stuff from market woman/shops else you will be over-charged!!!!

7. Only in Lagos you willl your mechanic give you a list of spare parts he wants to buy without including transportation and finally charges you N1,000 for his own job. You thinking he's a nice guy not knowing you have been murdered in the spare part that is originally 5k and he told you its 12k). Same apply to carpenter, electrician etc. Buy materials yourself and just pay them off

8. Only in Lagos will your landlord be devicing ways to send you outta the house so he can get new tenant and get new agreement and damages fee

9. Only in Lagos have I blacklisted some streets, and certain areas as no go area. Because of high crime rate, even police robbing drivers etc.

10. Only in Lagos did someone called me on bike and was telling me a telephone number to store on my phone and by the time i got down from bike I'd forgotten but bike man reminded me. And I was shocked to see how this guy could be a potential stalker and serial killer if he wanted.

11. Only in Lagos will you see a police man walk into a restaurant with AK-47 and other riffles. He wanna eat at the canteen too. I've seen this twice and was scared taught I was being robbed again. Sometimes they dont even wear uniforms maybe some stupid mopol polos

12. Only in Lagos you pay for the same land twice from Omonile.


Though my list may sound boring now, I used to be real Lagosian back when I go on the molue and danfo buses daily and visited some real hood. Bariga, mushin, oshodi, ajegunle, mile2, ketu, isale eko, iyana paja and things. Now I'm more routine to certain area. Police in those places are so hardcore too. They can shoot you for N20. Haven't be too real places in years or stood at bus stop. I miss living lagos like a lagosian but dont pray I go back to molue, okada and stuff sha.

My opinion anybody fcuks anybody regardless of age, tribe, shit shit relationships

Well I dont give a Bleep about taboos. But still I can't sleep with a pregnant woman when its not my baby in there. Its disgusting to me. Like a chicken warming eggs that ain't hers waste of energy, even when the baby's just a bastard or something. I'm not too Christian or anything but I consider it sinful to humankind.

There are Yoruba urban legends like:

1. its going to take long for the baby to start talking
2. The guy who sleeps with the pregnant woman will face a lot of life difficulties from financial problems too series of badluck
3. General Curse on the 3 involved parties lol woman, guy and baby

* Drove down to Epe (Itokin market) bought me an alligator (nice meat dont know what to compare too
* First experience with bush meat at Imota village smoked dried meat superb. I wish I could leave the city to live at that village
* Always missed snakes, its always finished by the time i get there
* Termites been eating those since age 8 , yeah with garri once once
* Crickets yeah
* Frog once , can't remember taste
* All sorts of game , i dont care down to bush mice, bats anything that gets into trap. I did little hunting, I love it but no time for that anymore.
* Birds: chicken, turkey, pea cock; pidgin,
* Cow, goat, ram
* Dog , I was very angry when I discovered it was a dog. I knew something was wrong with meat and asked. Was angry because it was not planned. Sold in disguise in Lagos restaurant. Or maybe I'm just newbie to the place
* Horse , God saved me , I was warned :p i could still tried it though, but plus I can't confirm meat source. Could be dead horse. Another Lagos restaurant.
* All sorts of suya , and when you are stupid suya fan , bet in lagos you probably have eating camel because aboki's do runz too. And sell all sorta things/meats as suya. SO now I have favorite sport where I eat RAM suya alone. So eating rakumi i(camel) s very possible for big suya lover.
* Human yeah human , sometimes when food is too delicious. I bite myself/ tongue and its painful. So I know human meat will be awful

Please I'm in need of contacts of radio DJs. Or an insider that knows the industry properly.

Its silly and obsolute. Giving is good if my pastor is poor i can help him though. But not based on some scriptures. I rather donate to charity.

I still have people that have needs in the family , and when a family member prays for me the blessings comes faster

Worst thing is that I waited till NTA played that stupid sound. Taught they would have changed it. And who is that talking over the video , poor broadcasting. They should employ professionals. Well maybe NTA pays 10k per month and can't afford real journalist

All I can say is marraige itself is a change. Status change and comes with a lot to change anybody man or woman.

Bro I have pre notions about bank marketers. I can't marry female marketers !!!!. They sell the real thing along with whatever they're meant to be selling . Art of persuasion ++.

Well marriage na tough thing. I'm in a strong thing too just like you. You have to think very well yourself and dont let anybody tell you this is the way out. Its only you that know which way. Cos she could mean everything to you regardless if she's cheating. I know men that dont care if their wives are cheating they got mad love for their wives that they can't even notice shit.

If you cant tolerate a cheating woman let her go now before kids come in play. My shit is tough now because I got kids else. Fucking hell I dont believe in marriage. I swear down immediately my kids get to university and leave the house their mom is in trouble , I'll get me a private home somewhere or just keep traveling on vacations and spend 11months away yearly.

Women cheat; men cheat. Get your game together. Marriage doesn't change nothing but her surname. And you'll have to keep thinking about shit like this till you run mad and your level of paranoia gets crazy. imagine someone already advicing you on installing cameras can you see you will become a mad man real soon.l And I can tell you probably still be a young man right now. lol. Live life and enjoy yourself. Who's gonna cheat is gonna cheat. If you love her and can cope with her shit you can stay in the marriage , but just keep your guards up to minimize how she does her game. Real talk. One day you will find yourself derail and f*ck other women, and later still come back to your loving wife , cos she's the one you chose to setup a family with. The other ones you just wanna get good f*ck from. Its purpose. Setup family !!! remember?

Some people talking shit her have never been in a steady relationship not to talk of marriage. Focus on your life , money, success, good sex and other adventures.

Dont become a stalker, little things can change your life. If you love her you will learn to tweak her a little and cope with her. Else just let her go straight up. Kids are toughest part of this shit. When they come fucking hell even if she sleeps with 1million men out there and you love your kids you wont be able to do jack. Its tough job being a single dad , I've seen both sides.

In NIgeria of today this babes dont love us, they like our money, cars, security we provide, free house, and saving them the shame of their family casting them out. She only knows the reason she's married to you. And probably she's been cheating while you guys are dating and couldn't just tell you to your face that you are such a looser in bed. And she had to fix up the satisfaction from outside. She could have done it outta pitty for you lol. Many shit. By the way check yourself , you really giving it to her or you just do 1minute man , ? For real many men think they got game remember women take fucking long to cum? Mine takes 15 mins to get started and atleast another 40 mins of continuous pounding before she could get there. I hate the job; because now I have to do it like everyday . But I just do it like Nike. She's always thankful though. , At one time in my life I lost total interest in sex because it will get boring too after some years with same woman. Then maybe little break will help here and there.

Damn I wrote lotta shit. I ain't high , just bored today.

Please I need more information on this too. I've just printed my requirements out. And will be getting married in a month or two. My fiance is a citizen and she would want us to to move together back to the States. I was told not to apply for Immigrant visa , instead i should just apply for visitiing (i.e honeymoon) and then change my status when I get to the states. Any advice on this matter?

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Please cheating is not good and I in no way support it but shit happens though. And when it happens you need to move on. Thats my point up there and not supporting a man/woman to cheat

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We have enough entries already. Thanks NL.

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You can't advice in some situations. You friend as to discover for herself what will be best.

First in polygamous situation its always good for the women to have jobs. Else they'll end up so bleeped up let say the man dies young etc or shit like sickness come up and the man is not capable financially etc. FIRST SHE SHOULD get a JOB and get busy. Do stuffs and get her minds of the situation. Go out with friends, be more active in the lives of her kids. And she should have in the back of her mind that she's semi-single and enjoy life that way :p

I grew up in a polygamous home and it wasn't so bad. It was fun to have 10 kids to play with. Though we had two homes but we could go and stay in any of the house. Though I think her husband is not capable and can't handle the shit. My dad did his with swag

Even when I dont ever check her phone or get suspicious about her for any reason. And she keeps sniffing my stuffs. That means there is no trust. I trust her thats why I dont do that shit. Its kinda lame to me. If she' gonna cheat she's gonna cheat nothing gonna stop her or me.

Thats like asking if i have ever eating

Your husband is a good man from what I read. He only gives you few of those headache once/twice a year when there are men out there you think are better that will make your head blow up giving you full doze drama atleast trice a week. Its only human to make mistakes and he admitted it. FOrgive him and move on. I dont see any reason you should try to ban his friend. Though you may stylishly and intelligently have a discussion with him. Not confront him like in fight. YOu can let him know how you feel everytime he makes your husband go to strip clubs.

I party but not strip clubs I know I'm not a saint myself and some situations are so bleeped up. THe only times I cheated are when my brains are so bleeped up in shit mess places/parties. And when I see my friend doing shit you know I can't be like I wanna drive home to get my own f*ck. So I tag along even could end up in a Bleep . And fucking make sure no paper trace. Its better and best to cheat perfectly then let your woman get bleeped over the taught after discovering.

To be candid sh*t happens!!!! I'm not trying to say what he did was right but damn there are uglier situations. Keep supporting him, pray with him and hope for the best. There is nothing out there. You might get from frying pan to fire for real. I think my baby mama would think I'm a perfectly cool good guy but if she ever know any of those up there happened what do you think she'll be thinking? I care 100% about her and the kids and always try to be there but the mess shit happened

Confront the problem and solve the shit asap before it gets outta hand. And by the way maybe you where getting boring for her re-invent the relaitonship

He has not got any problem , only that he got great drive , and maybe doesn't want disappointments :p , The wife can only do the best he can. Married people masturbate and be careful the wife might be exaggurating you know women, so be careful maybe she caught him twice only

I swear down the problem might be from you and he can't tell you cos he doesn't wanna hurt you.

Maybe after marriage
1. you dont take hygene serious,
2. your virgina loosen due to child birth
3. where jeans to the bed (or same stupid cloths)
4, scratch hitch,
5. grown fat stomach, and wont even look one bit attractive,
6. and can't even start up a sexy relaxing conversation

Those are reasons I dont like to go near my baby mama anymore

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