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PoliticsRe: Obasanja should face tribunal if this is true! by tEsLim(op): 8:03pm On Jun 13, 2007
Not Yaradua, I'm talking about the International Tribunal. World court! Thats complete genocide.
PoliticsObasanja should face tribunal if this is true! by tEsLim(op): 10:11pm On Jun 12, 2007
I Cant Really Recall The Story Properly -- On The Odi Village Genocide Ordered By Obj. If The Killin was ordered by the former president, I think thats a crime. And he should be judged.
PoliticsRe: Jeff Koinange Sacked From CNN Over His Story On The Niger-delta Based Mend Group by tEsLim(m): 9:37pm On Jun 12, 2007
Jeff woulda played safe by publishing more stories about his %100 poverty stricken Kenya were he came from, than bad mouthing us. I dont support the motherfather! Jeff sucks!

By the way it cost millions to get on Oprah at times.
WebmastersRe: All Web Designers In Nigeria Are Amateurs by tEsLim(m): 3:46pm On Jun 11, 2007
@ first poster

I'm sorry, I have not seen anything special in all the links you've drops as something to lookup too. I'm sure you haven't seen any real designer or ur just making lame ass generalizations.

I've been desiging websites for 7years in Naija. But I'm quite busy to list sites or send any portfolio. Even with the bandwidth restrictions we still make wow! designs. I've designed over 55 websites with atleast 20 classics in the past 7years.

Get your facts right!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Celebrity Haters by tEsLim(m): 6:04pm On Jun 08, 2007
Your babe hate Beyonce because you often compare her to Beyonce which is not a fair competition. And she can't meet up to dat.

And u hate 2face because your girl is always talking about him. I almost tuaght the guy have once screwed my babe. Cos they did'nt live far from each other sometimes ago.
Christianity EtcRe: I Want To Know About MFM by tEsLim(m): 9:21pm On Jun 05, 2007
Dr. D. K. Olukoya is the General Overseer of the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries and The Battle Cry Christian Ministries.

The Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries Headquarters is the largest single Chrsitian congregation in Africa with attendance of over 120,000 in single meetings.

MFM is a full gospel ministry devotaed to the revival of Apostolic signs, Holy Ghost, Fireworks, Miracles and the unlmiited demonstration of the Power of God to deliver to the uttermost. Absolute holiness within and without as spiritual insecticide and prerequisite for heaven is openly taught. MFM is a do-it-yourself Gospel Ministry, where your hands are trained to wage war and your fingers to do battle.

Dr. Olukoya holds a first class honours degree in Micro-Biology from the University of Lagos and a PhD in Molecular Genetics from the University of Reading, United Kingdom. As a researcher, he has over seventy scientific publications to his credit.

Annointed by God, Dr. Olukoya is a prophet, evangelist, teacher and preacher of the Word. His life and that of is wife Shade and their son Elijah Toluwani are living proofs that all power belongs to God.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can Someone Know When He/she Is Possessed? by tEsLim(m): 8:46pm On Jun 05, 2007
Spirits exists. Read your bible if your're Christian-- Jesus did cast out demons. And the Q'ran if ur a muslim I can't research that now.

U can be possessed!!!

Read about 'exorcism' on wikipedia.com
Car TalkRe: My Car Is Overheating by tEsLim(m): 6:46pm On Jun 05, 2007
You can buy a liquid coolant too. But I bet its most likely the thermostat, btw whats the average outdoor temprature at Jos.
FashionRe: Favourite Dress Code For Clubbing by tEsLim(m): 11:11pm On Jun 04, 2007
Some over-sized T's and capri shorts on pair of Fresh white airforce ones or some other kicks
CultureRe: Nigerians & Foreign Accents by tEsLim(m): 2:18am On Jun 01, 2007
"sup porster? ain't reelly diggin whatcha callin' fake ass accent fakin'. Ya'll know I watch ameriken movies most of the time and ain't gorra be lookin at dose borin nigg'z imposin Genevieve on me."

Did I fake it well enough grinhuh
BusinessRe: Partner Needed For A Multimedia Project by tEsLim(m): 1:17pm On May 24, 2007
what are the skills required:

3d modelling? illustration?, tell me more
BusinessRe: Fraud: Visa Gives Nigeria Clean Bill by tEsLim(m): 1:17pm On May 24, 2007
Whatever!!! **hissed and just walked out**

Inbetween --- How many ppl have the Visa cardshuh?
BusinessRe: Help: Do You Know Any Bank In Naija That Accept Bank Wire Payment From Abroad? by tEsLim(m): 1:14pm On May 24, 2007
Go and open a domiciliary account if its necessary in any of the naija banks. Mostly the new age banks. Voila!!! The money gets into your account. As long as its not fraud , so u dont have urself to blame.

If the money is worth it, u can contact me wink mail me
AutosRe: Hire Purchase (Or Instalmental Payment) For Cars by tEsLim(m): 6:53am On May 21, 2007
@Ronke
With Ronke's company you'll be paying too much back. Their rate is 25%, plus 5% comprehensive insurance and 40k for the car registration. Which make wanna pay them 280k back if I borrowed 150k.

As i'Ve commited like 80% payment towards the vehicle already. I think its too much
Autos'police' The Major Frustrating, When Driving In Lagos by tEsLim(op): 10:04pm On May 19, 2007
Park! Inner-light!

What can we do about all these road blocks, bribes and baseless arrests?

What does the police have to do with if my fuel guage works or not?

Nigerians have forgotten what search warrants are!

What was the last excuses you gave not to part with your N20/ 100.

*Oga police i just buy fuel wit all my money?
BusinessRe: When You're Broke. What Comes To Your Mind? by tEsLim(op): 10:24pm On May 14, 2007
Its two ways in here. I just got through the brokeness palava, and I'm sure its only God that got me through. Damn! It was difficult
FoodRe: Can You Eat Reptiles? by tEsLim(m): 10:19am On May 13, 2007
Well prepared crocodile is aight. Plus I missed the first attempt to eat a snake in a friends house. My brother said it was cool.

But I think the bible is against eating creepy things.
BusinessRe: When You're Broke. What Comes To Your Mind? by tEsLim(op): 8:11am On May 13, 2007
@mdjo and ajayi1 - Hit the ball and not the player. I didn't come to forum to tell y'll I'm broke. Just hit the topic smiley.

When you're broke what will you do?
BusinessWhen You're Broke. What Comes To Your Mind? by tEsLim(op): 11:24am On May 11, 2007
When you're broke. What comes to your mind? What works best for you to get outta the valley?

I mean you're so broke that even if you got an appointment that will bring 500k you dont even have 800naira to fuel the car.

As an enterprenuer does it come to you to quit and start doing 9 to 5? If the tough time last more than 6months.

And in this discussion context - I'm talkin about ppl who have been earning good before. Average of 1.5m to whatever million annually.

Dont you think you'll go crazy if you remember the bills. House rent, office space, telephone, your secretary etc. Thank God tax is easier in Naija.

When it seems all your contacts failed you. Its taking longer to get an LPO from your major client.

Some of your friends sense you're broke and cant quickly loan you 100k like the good ol' days.

Can you imagine your phone rarely rings these days. Oh! Someone called to ask how far with that 20k you borrowed.

Your Pastor told you prayer changes things. Now you're so thin because of continual fasting. Or maybe you're thin because you've not been sleeping properly. As a proper African you may think you've been bewitched.

Your talent doesn't count again jaare.

You need to get back on your feet fast. Where do you go from here.

Dont hurt yourself that wont work.

What will work then!
BusinessRe: Anyone That Has Info On A Functional Microfinance Banking Software? by tEsLim(m): 6:59am On May 06, 2007
We can develop a good solution for you. If we can get a blueprint of the requirement. Voila! We start developing from scratch.

Contact: majormediainc@gmail.com
BusinessRe: What Do You Want From Abroad? by tEsLim(m): 11:54pm On May 05, 2007
@mdjo
shut the Bleep off and stop acting like shit dont stain rich dude. I hate ppl forming around. Lotta ppl in Naija wear 3seasons ago clothings without even knowing and they pay the looser Wrangles when it says 'Now in Stock'.

A Ralph last season Cologne I bought from Yankee I paid just about 5k for was sold in one the shop in shoprite for 10k silly!

Many shops sell cloths with popped tags dont you know what that mean. You're sick!

**Pissed walked outta thread**
Technology MarketKu Dish For Sale by tEsLim(op): 10:37pm On May 02, 2007
Complete fairly used 1.2 & 1.8m ku dish wit linkstar & direct modem 4 sale. Buc, inb inclusive. Call back dis number 08023788471 08033309720 4 details. Thanks.
ComputersRe: Assistance With Content Delivery Via IP by tEsLim(m): 10:33pm On May 02, 2007
Location doesn't matter here. What matters is the technology at both ends. And the volume of transmission to know what technology to be used. If you have some good satellite equipment already in London ask you provider if such can be installed in Nigeria. Direct satellite communication.

To send large files try yousendit.com. @Original poster pls contact me. I have couple of questions for you majormediainc@gmail.com
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Hottest Youngster In Rnb by tEsLim(m): 10:17pm On May 02, 2007
Some of you just listen to single tracks and come to the forums talking which artist is wack! Buy albums, listen to the whole thing and rate. Buy first, second album of Trey Songz that guy's lyrics are matured, he writer 'em too
BusinessRe: Is Ur Phone Asset Or Liability? by tEsLim(m): 9:11pm On May 01, 2007
Well lets flip the topic for this advertiser. smiley

my phone is an asset! I just replied this post from it. So do I respond to business email. Keep watch of online transactions as all my life revolves around the web. Thats where I earn my living smiley
BusinessRe: Commercial CD And DVD Duplication And Printing by tEsLim(m): 9:07pm On May 01, 2007
Yup! I'm on mobile and in a friends hows woulda been able to get all details.

Go to Nira Sounds its around satellite town. They'll print and duplicate. They do most of the major movies/music you see in 9ja. I used to be an artist signed to a record label and we used Nira. 60bucks per cd or so. Do your researches
AdvertsRe: Nigerians Abroad, What Do You Want! by tEsLim(op): 11:46am On Apr 30, 2007
Ah ah smiley we're getting somewhere. I'll like to ask more questions at this point.

1. How long can you wait to get your orders delivered?
2. Will you pay extra to get express shipment/delivery?
3. Will you prefer to tell relatives in nigeria to buy things you want -- or prefer to buy through a website?
4. How often do you normally shop online.
5. Which one are you comfortable with? Credit cards, money wire, paypal, egold.
PropertiesRe: A Classy Bachelor Pad Should Have: by tEsLim(m): 11:22am On Apr 30, 2007
Ah ah! Its not about being classy here. Its about making life comfortable for myself. I've most things on that list since age 20. And got my first 4wheel thang 21. Mind you I work and live in 9ja

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