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Autos95/96 Passat For 420k by tEsLim(op): 8:58am On Nov 07, 2007
Hi,

I'm selling my VW Passat 1995/96 model. Asking price 420k. Its cool with factory a/c, got a tape player and factory speakers, aloy wheels, two air bags. I've used the car for about 8months. Packed it in the garage for another 4months.

Warm it up once in a while. Works perfectly.

One trafficator dont fall comot sha. I need a serious buyer. mail me at majormediainc@gmail.com

BusinessRe: Please Help Contact Dr Olukoya Of Mfm by tEsLim(m): 8:54pm On Oct 23, 2007
lol. Just go to any of the branches. Get intouch with a senior pastor. Most of the time such visitation may solve the problem. Little counselling and prayer attimes
AdvertsRe: Buy E-gold At N148/N150 And Money Money With E-gold. by tEsLim(m): 1:05pm On Oct 02, 2007
try lekkigold.com too great deals for bulk buyers. And they deliver almost instantly because they only deal with bulk buyers.
RomanceRe: Two Girls In My Life, One Is 3 Months Pregnant And The Other Had An Abortion by tEsLim(m): 12:16am On Oct 02, 2007
Blah blah blah, stupid ppl of the forum will never be real.

Throw the stone if you've never had an abortion. Even if its one week that you took ****terone or whatever chemical abortion.

Throw the stone if you've never had it raw.

Throw the stone if you've never double dated.

MF'ng hypocrates!!!
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Meet The Father Of A Girl You Impregnated And Not Willing To Marry? by tEsLim(m): 12:06am On Oct 02, 2007
@Gamers.

There are lots of crazy ppl on the internet. Some of these people ain't what talking shit about some other ppl's situation but for the freedom they get here they just post without thinking. A lotta ppl around here have never been in tough situations. Imagine what the internet anonymousity has given several physcho's and under-age kids to give advices at times on forums.

I've been there. Done it. I can't blame you for what happened neither are my tryna blame your girlfriend. Omode o de ibi eru, ni eru o ba. Shit happens. I'm not the playa playa type. But some men could be so unfortunate with little bends they tryna take. Forget about condoms!!! If a woman is ready to have a baby for you, she WILL. I dont wanna get into that here.

1. Cancel that notion that your girlfriend as forgiven you. She'll never forget about and whenever she gets a chance to hit you back she'll console her conscience justifying with what you did in the past. She's a woman. The taught of it will keep hunting. She'll get even, even after 50years. Only if you dont care. Though she'll be smarter. Women are very dangerous. They make men father children that are not theirs without knowing. Married women are more dangerous!!!! Smarter and more coded.

2. Dont marry that woman (baby mama) if you dont love her. Its gonna burn you both. Ruin your life. Make you miserable and affect the child. You'll hate to go home from work. You'll start drinking at everynight so u can sleep immediately u get on bed. You'll grow old very quickly. Because you frown 12hrs everyday. And she'll use the little more opportunity you spend with her to quickly try raise another child. Hoping that will be the final seal for the marriage. Its gonna get worser. And you'll keep fucking your ex-girlfriend in the background.

3. Be WARNED!!!! Baby mama may call you later and tell you parents are mal-treating her and that the house is nomore convenient and she's moving over. Damn! Thats a final shackle tackle circle. Its hard to break loose from that. THere will be naming ceremony in your house and everybody will keep asking how was your family. Only if your mama can house her in the family house or u can take a little self-contained apartment for her. And make sure u dont sneak in to come top-in, you'll get trapped.

4. Take baby mama to your own mother for sampling. Those mama can see more than u can. Let your siblings know her. Get each one of their remarks. If your family dont accept her. Men nothing else.

5. TRy as much as possible to be around for the child. Frustrated single women train kids to hate their fathers. (You this stupid boy, I'll see maybe its the once in a month visit he pays you that will feed u for the rest of the month. Whenever u see him you'll start jumping around sad stupid idiot!!! )

6. A man is meant to be strong, full of activity, move on in life. You should have 99 problems but women should'nt be part of it. Our fathers have seen it all. THey've been there. If you're can handle it. (ANTI-POLYGAMIST I'm sorry for this one). You can marry her! (Her JACKPOT). But wait till u can get urself together. Mary someonelse from a very diverse background an Europian, Canadian or some Eyinbo sha. Must be far away from being black. And they must live in different countries. When Polygamy is done this way, the problem is very very very very minimal. You spend summer here and winter there. Catherine will never have anything to do with Olabisi. They wont just get into that regular naija to naija woman shit.

The most important is 1 - 5. Bro I feel you pain you can send me an email. I'll tell you somethings I can't say here. majormediainc@gmail.com
AdvertsBulk Egold Sales Unbeatable ! --- Lekkigold.com by tEsLim(op): 10:43am On Sep 25, 2007
Wow! I just found this website. The prices are so great. I would even prefer chill and have more money to buy from them. They dont do small amounts. But they're the best I've seen around selling egold as low as N140.

Below is an excerpt from there website:

"LekkiGold.com has been established to help e-gold resellers and bulk buying individuals cart-off the burden of sending international wires to get large amount of egold. Now you can run your own egold business at ease with regular supply from Nigerian largest egold pool.

With some of our packages as low as N140/$1* you might begin to wonder if there is any gain in it for us. For convenience and efficiency, LekkiGold does not take orders below $1000."

- lekkiGold.com
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Serious Lady by tEsLim(op): 6:57am On Sep 12, 2007
ok send sms to 08077985421. Sms only. you'll never get to talk to anyone on that number. U'll be reached in an hour of sending sms
Dating And Meet-up ZoneNeed A Serious Lady by tEsLim(op): 10:35am On Sep 10, 2007
hi,

A friend needs a lady interested in a relationship that will grow graduallyage 18 to 22. So they can hang out for two years or so then get married.

Lady gotta be smart, good looking, fun loving and live around the VI/Ikoyi/Lekki/Ajah/ Island axis.

If you're interested send an email to legendarystunt@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Lied About Her Age by tEsLim(m): 10:20am On Sep 10, 2007
ladies are so stupid with their little lies. lies to protect temporary situations while building permanent relationships. it'll all go down
Forum GamesRe: Chinese Eye Test: by tEsLim(m): 9:58am On Sep 10, 2007
dopest thing i've seen in a long while
FamilyRe: What Are The Benefits And The Challenges Of Being The First Or Last Born. by tEsLim(m): 5:30am On Aug 09, 2007
As first child when you're younger you'll enjoy some great benefits of getting largest meat, no washing of plates etc. But men as you grow you have to be the one doing everything for this boys (siblings). Pay first semester, second semester, hostel, hostel rent. Pay for a driver for your old man. And when your mom is thinking of expanding her business you'll pay. All you do is PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY!!!!

Well e no easy o.
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent: Job Opening For 3d Modelling Artist by tEsLim(op): 7:29pm On Jul 31, 2007
Job for 3d artist in a fast growing Ad Agency in Nigeria. Office is at Victoria Island Lagos.

1. You must have a demo reel (like a job portfolio we can go through)
2. As long as you're good and understand English language we dont need a B.Sc stupido, just talent.
3. You have to be very good at Modelling, Light and animation reasonably.
4. Remuneration is very attractive.

Pls call this number. 08034715312.

Cheers.
BusinessRe: Looking To Buy Original African Movies by tEsLim(m): 7:24pm On Jun 30, 2007
I have an upcoming project for selling original cd's online. Lets talk majormediainc@gmail.com
AutosRe: Cheating At Petrol Stations by tEsLim(m): 9:44am On Jun 28, 2007
LOL!!! I only buy from ppl i trust like 80%. I know a guy at the pump at the closest petrol station from my house. Sharp ppl run from his pump. Though all the staffs do it, but not to the point that 50%+ of the money goes to his pocket. I reported to one of them that I would'nt come to their filling station again because I had to push the car to a nearest filling station in a very embarassing roundabout (Maryland-- ) after buying N1,500 and couldin't get to Surulere from Ikorodu angry .

I'm thinking the best way i for me to always buy in a 25litre jerrycan wink and fuel my tank manually. But its just some stupid stress. Though since I have a pump I kinda trust about 2kilometre from home. I've been using the trusted gas station.
FoodRe: Nigerian Fruits And Veggies! by tEsLim(m): 11:56pm On Jun 26, 2007
No! No! No! So all you remember are the sweet fruits/things?

What about Orogbo and Obi (kola out). Or when mummy sends u to buy Alabukun and Dagga. Or Panadol.
AutosRe: For Sale: Tokunbo Vw Passat Sedan - N700k by tEsLim(op): 12:15pm On Jun 26, 2007
I've posted this for two months now. I plan to start using the car from next month.
AutosRe: For Sale: Tokunbo Vw Passat Sedan - N700k by tEsLim(op): 11:54am On Jun 26, 2007
I've posted this for two months now. I plan to start using the car from next month.
Christianity EtcRe: Lets Talk About The Lost Scrolls Of The Bible by tEsLim(op): 4:11am On Jun 25, 2007
Any book/script that didn't go well with Constantine was removed before compilation of the bible. Though some of the gnostics where contraditing.
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Attend A Church Led By A Woman? by tEsLim(m): 3:41pm On Jun 24, 2007
Nothin bad in a woman leading the church. This as been one of the biggest crime the catholics/vaticans have commited painting Mary the Madgeline wrongly. She was a disciple of Christ too.

Foursquare present leader should be a woman. And I've attended two other churches led by women
CrimeRe: Exposed! Yahoo Boys In Ile Ife And Environs by tEsLim(m): 3:34pm On Jun 24, 2007
Even his user name 'westee' sounds funny. That name should mean western union or something. I think thats how he gets paid
RomanceRe: Guys! Stay Away From This Type Of Woman by tEsLim(op): 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2007
Its not really about coming from a rich family. But generally being exposed atimes. I made myself who I'm.

Even when I was younger I spent a year with my grandma in a very local settings but it just added more value to my life and didn't make me a villager. Imagine a city boy that can hunt, make grass cutter traps etc.

My point is let your children socialize. Spend times with cousins and other ppl.
RomanceRe: Guys! Stay Away From This Type Of Woman by tEsLim(op): 1:47pm On Jun 22, 2007
@Hannydal your reply sounds so much like gender protection thing. If you disagree wit me. Then experiment wit your own daughters and give them such poor upbringing. There are women you meet and feel lucky for having them.

And about sex - I'm not sure you know what you're talking about, cos you're not there yet. When it come to sex, I'm an explorer. I know its only a nymph that will continue even when her v is feelin numb. And I know what my woman wants in bed. Many time I even allow the lady be control, her preferences, her pace, and satisfaction.

If ur boyfriend aint doing u well and ur on my thread to spill it. Be warned!


@topic
its not easy living with that type of woman. I've been patient all the way thinking she'll change. Putting a lot of my effort to making things work. But now I'm just afraid it might just continue for ever that way.

When I met her she was the type that never apologizes. I kept apologizing for her own mistakes for us to be in peace for months. Then later was explaining the essence of 'sorry's' and reconciliation to a 27yrs old woman. Thats how she learnt it.

My dad came visitin cant even offer him water to drink or entertain. And she finds it difficult to greet ppl. Some ppl stopped coming to the house. I had to do another tutorial on that for her.

Most of the teaching as been on skills a woman should have acquired naturally.

Initially I just taught she quite/reserved and didn't know it was going to be an unbearable attitude problem.

I didn't want a child or somethin. I just taught its cool when she explained she wanna have. Then i decided to give her all the support. And I stood by her side. Do you know what stress a man can go through when a partner is pregnant too. Many sleepness nights. I wouldn't do all of that if I'm not patient.

Her family knows - I get a lot encouragement from her sister who must have been raised in that condition but adjusted to life better.

I hope to get a solution too, but its gettin more frustrating. And I dont wanna involve 3rd parties.

Though I can involve an anonymous 3rd party from the forum if you're interested you can send me an email at majormediainc@gmail.com.
RomanceRe: Guys! Stay Away From This Type Of Woman by tEsLim(op): 6:55am On Jun 21, 2007
@mockers you mis understood the word 'projects'. Its about being raised like that and where you grew. And in her case she grew up in a moderate Lag estate but its just the type of backward friends/ppl around her. I dont even know how to explain anymore.

Even If you live at Lekki some 5minute drive off those estates might just reveal some shocking residents. Same everywhere in Lagos. So u can leave in Ikd and live in a GRA or , Plus can you tell me what better way to buy/build a big house cost effectively in Lagos than to come down town Ikorodu. I'm proud to own a property here and I some of you dont move around a lot.

@at laudate thanks your comments are very useful.
RomanceGuys! Stay Away From This Type Of Woman by tEsLim(op): 5:09pm On Jun 20, 2007
Before I start my topic. I want to advice guys never to date a girl that have this attributes:

1. Doesn't speak her mind. This can make u think she's reserve or somethin but its a lie. U'll know later. U'll be suprise she's socially awkward. And knows nothin.
2. That grew up wit her step mother.
3. Wrong background. Never go below ur standards. A girls background matter. It will surely affect compatibility. If she grew up in the projects and ur not. Its a big no! U'll even have problem wit her parents.
4. Make sure she can read & write properly. Everyone speaks English averagly this days. But she maybe suffering from dylexia.
5. Thats too hot in bed. She might be a nymph that will definitly screw the driver someday.
6. All women are actors till they get what they want. Be careful. No background check, no marriage.
7. Someone who you rarely find in an happy mood of her own. I mean she's not lively.

I have a baby mama wit all these attribute. We're extremely uncompatible. I can now see its true she was forcing a way through back then.

With all of this, i've always taught she was not an happy person herself so I dont wanna hurt her. Since she got pregnant till now (my baby boy is about 4months). I've never cheated on her. And basically because she's been kinda faithful when it comes to this. But I fear her aggressive libido will force her someday.

The main problem remains compatibility. I feel like separating without hurting her. And I want this wonderful son we made to be wit me. She cant keep him, else she'll make his life miserable. She just found out why my boy always smiles when he sees me, now he's doin the same wit her. Cos the little boy usually only sucks her breast for food then bones (slang).

She could be possessive too. I want the baby. I dont want her to turn my boy to a nuisance and then send him to me when he's already a old fool like her mother that you cant give proper training.

Make I no lie this woman loves me. But we're uncompatible.

Not one person from my side like her my friends, family etc. But all her ppl like me and wonder how we even met. Cos she not even open to her family. She's an island. Though she got like 3friends I know. When I ask what she discusses wit them when they're together. She says 'nothing' or 'life'

what do i do about her? I'm not the lively guy I used to be.
Christianity EtcLets Talk About The Lost Scrolls Of The Bible by tEsLim(op): 3:30pm On Jun 19, 2007
If you have good knowledge of the bible. Lets further discuss this topic.

From time I've been fascinated by the history of the church and how much fraud the vaticans have commited due to thier hunger for power etc.

And imagining if the Gnostics have been compiled together wit what Christians today calls bible. Though knowing that non of the authors of these bible scripts taught their records will be compiled together.

There are lots of secrete gospel scripts. If you do not know what a Gnostic is search wikipedia.com.

Remember there where lots of educated ppl around then who had records.
FamilyRe: Do You Have A Step Mum? by tEsLim(m): 2:50pm On Jun 19, 2007
Step mums are no no!

Almost ruined a semester for me. When she insisted that d school fee of a daughter going to expensive private school be paid first. Before I get my 5k.

Ruined my first travellin to yankee attempt. Ruins any good plan she's aware of.

Now i'm all good. Even paid tuition for some of my smallest step siblings, cos i love them. They're wonderful kids. Thanks for Christ.

Note. Most of the ruins happened because my dad is just obsessed of havin me around him. So i gotta go live wit him and step mama. Genuine Mama lives 15mins drive away though. Spiritual battles etc.
AdvertsHouses For Sale @ Lekki by tEsLim(op): 9:13am On Jun 19, 2007
There is a Brand New house at Lekki for Sale N60m and another one for N38m.

We have a house for lease for N2m per annum too.

Call 08029490471 for more details. smiley
Car TalkRe: How To Terrify Nigerian Police by tEsLim(m): 12:08am On Jun 19, 2007
Lol need more inputs o jare.

Though when you're suited with ties. They hate big grammar. Or if you drive cars that look like government official cars, peugot 505, 406, 607 etc.
Adverts100kva Cat Generator For Sale - Cheap! by tEsLim(op): 3:57pm On Jun 16, 2007
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