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30 Plots of land available for sale at Lekki Epxress Kilometre 7 before Angel Park. About 25minutes drive from Ajah Bus Stop. We are looking forward to selling the whole 30 plots to one buyer. Or minimum of 10 plots at a go. THe sale is urgently and the price is cheap because we need money to survey more part of the family land. All necessary documents will be presented. Site visitng can be arranged only if you are able to proof seirousness. I live on the mainland at the moment.

That price for the 30 plots is N10 million naira.
SOLD

those are not modification, thats speakercification.

dummy camera that wont have storage or wont be monitored by anyone and that wont make any difference immediately the citizens know they're just dummies.

its a most and ++++ for a woman to know how to cook. I'm a woman thats lazy about cooking and she really get angry at herself when I dont find ways to dodge the ugly meal she brings to the table sometimes. And she doesn't want a maid to do it either

You'll decide!!! My sister I beg you get training. Cos even your kids will complain. Or wont it your food

Its annoying how i have been looking for cars and found out a lot of cars posted are already sold

I personally need a Nigerian used car thats well serviced by a company say HONDA PLACE

between 850 and 1mil.

Honda Civic, Accord, Corolla (nothing less than 2003 car)

wrong pictures i guess!!!

Where is the CIVIC? you mean CIVIC or CRV

And where is the OPTIMA

No price on the AMANDA

Last picture i got

Ok another picture. Its my cousin's car though I'm only helping him to upload But I should be ablet o answer questions for him since I@ve seen the vehicles

Honda CRV asking price  - 2.3mil
Toytta Corolla -- 2.5mil

Vehicle ready for inspection around MILE2.
Contact numbers: 018991043, 08065626015

ok

Surströmming ("soured (Baltic) herring" is a northern Swedish delicacy consisting of fermented Baltic herring. Surströmming is sold in cans, which when opened release a strong smell. Because of the smell, the dish is often eaten outdoors.

OMFG!!! Damn! someone had to eat their meals outside because its so smelly. Maybe like eating spoilt beans or worse

Oh! boy hey! Hope no be say our guy done commit them wan come use style style catch ham? My fellow people make una talk na

and so?

Now lemme tell you one thing I know about some stupid men. You probably heard that when you guys where drinking beer! Some fucking idiot don't do anything with women they only had fantasies of doing it ,  then come to their friends with stories of how they did something they didn't really do. Just to make them think they're good at getting women to lay with them. WHOLE story might be LIES!

I've had similar case back in the days. When this stupid immature idiot bragged about how he used to Bleep someone I was loving , I later found out it was a lie. Real dudes don't really discuss that. They keep fcking your wife in the backgruond till you discover some ways lol.

Men be careful dude. And you didn't catch her. And you weren't even able to know if you this-virgined her in the first place. So just forget about it. Its LAME!

I dis-virgined several girls and eventually got married to woman I'm sure been fcked inside out for real. Man me GROW up. I'm sure if I divorce tomorrow someone else will see my wife that already got 2 kids for me as BRAND new. LOL =))

GROW UP

Go to GTB office idiot! Its a seirous issue I've experienced this before. If you dont have proofs etc and alibi that it ain't you , you might even get apprehended yourself. lol , year for real. nigerian banks, you must have responded to some spam mails

yOU ARE A DAD WHEN!!!

1. You cant talk on the phone for few secs before the receiver says 'its that your son in the background'?
2. When you can't even shag the time you want , and you're always like are they asleep?
3.


Damn I'm busy I got a long list

I've once seen maggots in smoked fish too. And I hate those insect that comes out of stocked fish when you put them into hot water.

And generally those beans bugs. they once took control of the kitchen when my wife wasn't around. Because I'll never cook beans so they multiplied in millions.

@poster what type of email is that Are you fooling us? Does this look like the joke section or something?

post price !!!!

@ poster: You do what you like, as a woman you might be an ugly ditch that wont get ducked that often. Have you taught about that? And how many hoes you getting now as a man? I think you're just sex starved, and have dual personalty

seen something like it before but still really funny, nice one

Terrazo's are kinda old skool. I remember my parents house floor I dont like terrazos. Mables/Glazed tiles are nice .

OMG!"!!!!

That was hilarious , yeah few jokes still makes me laugh these days

Applicants residence you shouldn't be too far from the place of work which is Victoria Island. Prompt offiice resumption is very important.

Please some people are just mailing in CV's without stating which position they would like to apply for. Female applicants are welcome.

We urgently need the following persons with minimum of OND to work in a mini-office in VI.

1. Secretary

2. Sales Representative/Office Clerk

Please forward your Resume to majormediainc (at) gmail.com. Entry closes 31st July 2008.

Complete job details and interview date will be communicated to you at the receipt of your Resume.

Thanks

We urgently need the following persons with minimum of OND to work in a mini-office in VI.

1. Secretary

2. Sales Representative/Office Clerk

Please forward your Resume to majormediainc (at) gmail.com. Entry closes 31st July 2008.

Complete job details and interview date will be communicated to you at the receipt of your Resume.

Thanks

YOu might need to go to the estate. I think they have a company managing HIS GLORY

1. Na condition bend crayfish back

2. ishiro ni oko dido -- husband fucking na calculation

3. tori ka ma ji ni afin ya majiya lofa -- man difficult to interprete (na because we no wan suffer we dey borrow 'no surfer' our a bow & aro. (no surfer is literally used as a person' name. someone that will protect from surfferness)

4. We never see this kind thing before , na ordinary yarns to make person wey get matter fear.