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MOtherfuckers jus kept ripping us!!!! High tarrif fake promos. Anythin apart from who ones to be a millionaire is SCAM!!!! mother fucking rotten idiots@!@!!!#@$# THey might even file for tax reduction from such scamful promos.


So painful I'm loosing money to this suckers everyday. Peak Milk, Celtel, Starcomms and all those premium numbers when send text messages too. All suckz

whats FMCG. Cos different things coming to my head with the acronym

This are venture capitalist in naija. I dont wanna post their physical addresses I dont know if that is good. But atlest u got it.

African Capital Alliance
Web site: www.aca-web.com


Avante Capital Partners Ltd
Website: www.avantecp.com / www.avantecapitalpartners.com

First Funds Limited
Website: www.firstfundsltd.com


IBTC Ventures Limited
Website: www.ibtclagos.com


Crosswrock Law
Website: www.crosswrock.com


Wish you all good luck. Talk to one of them. They might be interested in your idea!

Ur European ideas will be fun in europe! Things are quite different its not always the way it seems. I've worked for an agency too. We used to hate the boss when he comes thinking naija is like america where he came from. He suffered a lot in the early years. before he understood

Depends on how much you have. You cant get the type of advice you might really need. Tilll you disclose how much ur willing to invest.

Dont try the Okada delivery thing. Its absolutely bleeped!!!

for someone who bought(N30000) share in access bank in sept at 2.80 and now is 7.00 what is my share worth
i can my brooker and he send i should divide the persent share price and multiply it by what i pay for, that is my share worth.
is that true i want to know

Your post distracts this thread!

A lot of couple argue at nights instead of having that good sleep. I really hate to be disturbed. And when some ppl get married or start to leave with a woman for a year or two u'll understand how offending they could be. They think the bed is where they can discuss all the stuffs they have'nt said in days. Its annoying!!!!

Remember when ur tired too, you prolly dont want unnecessary disturbance or sex.

Sure!!! But u gotta be sure the person can handle it. Even from naija to naija in the country. Even whites rip ppl. I've dealt with americanss, indians etc over the internet. Though more ppl form Pakistan will rip u off. I sent $700 to a guy in Philiphines to develop a small software he just disappeared. And there was a time I sent $300 to an American who have with me for over a year. Suddenly ran away with 300bucks and came back with stories.

Its fuckin everywhere. Try russians u get screwed for ever!!! There are many scams being done by russians that ppl think its nigerian.

Men!!!! Dont forget to do DNAs

Go clubbing with it because its not worth much Sad

Apa!!! Ako ti ile ta. Oni shiina. Alai rori. Suponu.

Thats plain squandering. Dont be actin' like ur richer than Bill Gate. Cos he would'nt do that with almost $10k

I plan havin' an anti-american TV station. That shows only bad stuffs about america too. Strictly their ghettos like Watts, Dru Hill

- NEPA failing to give light
- Financial embarassment
- Harddisk crash
- Cellphone lost
- Area boys (thugz)
- Theft
- Reptiles
- Houseold Wickedness/Witchcraft

Finie

Yeah!!! Before I forget, "Car breaking down on 3rd mainland" thats really crazy. Its like instant judgement

Whats gone wrong with ur sense of judgement. This ian't a joke dude

So he's at it again. Now its not he's secretary.

Yeah me too. I'll clap and still hang on. STUPIDO!!! Stupid men

She'll gate jealous when the kids starts talking too much about there dad. Even when he's not in the house.

- like the toy daddy bought for me
- when daddy took me to tantilizers
- daddy where my shoes faster
- u dont know the name of the biscuit daddy bought yesterday
- Bomboy!!! eat now. No I'm waiting for daddy

daddy this daddy that will piss her off

Its even better when you have the wifes in different continents. Its LEGAL!!! Marry legally in naija and marry legally in europe!

Never make a bitch an house wife. She'll Bleep u papa, brotha, driver, gateman all males in ur family. INCEST means nothin' to bitches. Once a bitch always a bitch.

GENUINE REPENTANCE is the solution. I mean both of u gotta be born again. Thats where Christ comes in

You'll see nothin wrong till u take her home.

Till you go to ur in-law and u see her younger ones a even older than you. Till she calls one mama by her "Name". LIke hey BIMPE bawo ni. And you've been callin BIMPE auntie BIMPE and now, ur BIMPE's friends hubby . Till she calls a her elder sister name too. And U dont know if u should do the same. (Though I really really hate the yoruba age respect thing. So thats one of the things that got me into trouble. I dont respect ppl like 8years above. I'd always believe someone 5years older we still age group. So i push mine as far as 8.)

What got me into this is because I always dont care about things like age. I've been dating older girls since 17yrs. I've even gone as far as someone 8years older. They wont limme alone. They all know i'm younger but dont wanna believe the reality. They say I told like I'm 10years older. THat I do things a little too mature. I push the wheels that someone 10years older would'nt even push. BUt my face says it all. THIS DUDE is a kid. BUt they see the face wrongly again. They say it jus looks too clean and fresh. That I prolly be Kenneth "Babyface" Edmond in disguise.

In this particular case I was retiring from the old-girl-date game when we met. I was so pissed this one was older too. SHe denied it and gave me some younger birthday. . Till some older friends saw her and was like. Yup you remember Seun they was class mates. WOW!!!

She's got challances men. I look too fuckin' like. Oh!!! Its a lie, he ain't married.

I got couple of ready-made artist with complete album and promotional videos. THey require only liittle funding to get projects completed and on the shelves.

If you are interested in music business you can contact me at majormediainc@gmail.com

Or just make some post in the thread. I can reply to that too.

This is fuckin' hilarious

Me too. I need someone to get it done for me fast. majormediainc@gmail.com

Other biz u can do. But most profitable ones are the types their are talent like jobs.

Okies, The ridiculours type

1. Get a grill, buy a bunch of banana start roasting boli, same for suya/asun spot
2. Buy 2 bags or poor-water (aka pure-water) and iced-blockz start vending
3. Buy 1 bumper card, and N500 recharge card. Come stand infront of LASU gate. Phone call here. (I think everyone on the forum have atleast a cellphone)
4. Most hawking biz are cheap start


Talent type
1. Book for 1week of night browsing in cyber-cafe. Start yahoo yahoo. Cos $10 bucks wont get u starcomms and lappy.
2. Buy a mat. Go under Ojuelegba or some hot spot. Where thick sunshades. Raggy cloths. Pretend ur blind and poor. And for better biz. Make sure there is an atm machine close to ur stand. So u can canvass them to cashout from ATM to give u. U'll make a lot if u even have a POS Machine.
3. Get a glo sim and load money into it. Sell small credit unit to ppl that want to by N10, N20, N30 and N40 u sell adding N5 profit

Men I can't think anymore.

I'm thinkin

Thanks for the emails let them keep coming. But please some people sending me emails I can't work with. Proper introduction is needed. There are things we would always like to know first about prospective investors and partners first. Location, Profession etc.

Let the emails keep coming. I'm sure we'll get the types of ppl we want

Solution:::::

THey should get a Nigerian to speak native language to the boy to confirm if he's Nigeria. He gotta be able to speak on of the languages. Even atleast pidgeon.

From what I think o! That boy ain't Nigerian they , there is an hidden plan guys. Just think it.

Why would ppl always forget to use google before askin questions. Check mercedez forums too. U get forums where the car lovers chill at

Y'll just dont know. I listen to Mario, Anthony Hamilton, Omarion, Tyrese, Kanye etc 24/7

Whatch MTv Base, MoveMagic, SkyMovies etc 24/7

CNN, ABC, FoxNews f#ckin' everyday!

I watch AIT and the rest like 10minutes in a week.

How da hell are my suppose to speak. I'm no different from all you chillin' outside the country. All 'em latest slangs I read in the slanguistic section of the VIBES Magazine. Ya know? Paper plates, twinkies, grillz, love-vendor juice, icin' up etc.

Call me up on the phone then you'll think I gew up in the east-coast. Ain't nothin really changed, too much exposure to the west.

Lemme give u a tip: Rap music is good to learn diction and accent correction. Listen and rap along.

Later

the mesh is from a student practicing! i dont think we should have legal probs

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