₦airaland Forum

Lobatan!

Abeg who know how much them dey process international passport now, cos the thing fit don add money sef.

The kind exodus wey The hunger and insecurity for this country go stimulate ehh! The Israelites own no go even near'm.

Anambra Ugu export biz comes to mind

They should take their " show of force" to the creeks b4 we hear accidental discharge(from an armoured tank o!).

Meanwhile, Nigerians are praying for u(NA)

Weselion:
The payment can be made from anywhere in the country.

The school has not given any requirement for screening yet.

Thanks a lot!

Weselion:
Relogin... I've confirmed your payment.

hello!

Pls I want to know if the screening registration payment must be done in a bank situated in Yabatech campus, or can the payment be made anywhere(any state) in the country?.

Also, what are the requisite for the screening?.

Thanks.

oyeshina:
My dear prospective corp member, optimize any opportunity to get your project management professional (PMP) training during your service year. It's mostly subsidized for NYSC. Do the training and write the exams immediately.

Bros job will start looking for you.

This is my widow's mite info...

Thanks a lot for the advice!. I really wish to get a "PMP Training" and I think I'll adopt ur advice and work to get the training during my service year, but the problem is finding a good institution that offers the training course(s). Will appreciate it if u could recommend one or two reputable institutions to get the training, that is if I'm not asking for too much.

Once again, Thanks for info, and God bless!

chiben1983:
Professional certification far far better.i was lucky to come to Qatar with free visa through my friend.what helped me was my discipline in school mechanical engineering. I met an Igbo pastor who works with Qatar petroleum he took interest in me. We were talking one day , he asked me what did I study I told him mechanical engineering. He asked me what can I do , said I had experience in power generation.he laughed and said to me electricity is stable here you can not get nothing.He said to me have you had about project management I said yes . He said to me he is mechanical engineer and a project planing and control engineer in QP. He said I will teach you project management and how to use premavera oracle project software.he did and now proud mechanical engineer in project management. Am now working with a well known company in Qatar as planning engineer.with salary of 1m naira a month if converted with free transport and free flight to and frow annual vacation. Nigerians control safety work here with NEBOSH.

Really want build a career in project management, but don't actually know how to go about it. Where can I find a good institution that offer certificate courses for it.

By the way, I'm a civil engineering graduate awaiting NYSC call up.

Pavore9:
Life in cheaper there, the perception of religious extremism is what put many off.

True bro... I grew up in the north, but this same religious extremism prompted ma relocation to the south.

If not for the volatile nature of the North, it would've been the best region to live in Nigeria.

Pavore9:
In what sense?

in the sense that cost of living is always on the high side in the south compared to the North.

Food stuffs, transportation, accommodation and what have u are relatively cheap in the North.

mekuzi09:
What is wrong with these guys and their thinking? The Emir should know that constructive criticism is what makes up a healthy democracy. President Buhari should not be speared the rod of criticism because he is a Northerner.

The emir is a certified product of quota system, that is why he is so ignorant of the significance of constructive criticism in a democratic system...

How myopic the emir is, even when Buhari is dragging them down the abyss, they should maintain the status quo and keep on supporting him. Guess they are yet to start losing Loved ones to hunger and starvation.

And this made front page!
Seun nekwa gi, ne Nairaland ka nmiri na ebufu.

fistonati:
I think such this student is ready to study linguistics because of the number of language subjects he wrote

CONGRATS, I REJOICE

Me think he will be gunning for law when he'll seat for jamb.

ClitRaider:
Next time, you review and edit before you post.
Don't be like a stupid viviagist.

Baba that was harsh na, haba! U didn't have to call her names to make a point.

Mean no disrespect...b4 u come for me

RichYoungNigga:
Adeyemo Alakija
Tunde Oniru
Adebola Adeyemi
Olaniyi Matthew
Olalibe Adepoju
Olakankita Olanikpu

Name checkers association of Nigeria, Uganda branch

The last name though... Making laugh so hard I wanna hurt ma ribs.

Don't wanna know the igbo translation of that name, bet u are gonna crack ur ribs... Lol!

hakinze00:
uh? U kidding right? I download android games of 1.3gb at a go in an hour,so wich one be 10mb? Maybe airtel network no gud 4 ur syd be dat.and nope it can't be roll over but u can do it more dan once in a nyt

Bros abeg how do i subscribe for the airtel 1.5gb for #50 night plan?

And is there a particular prepaid plan I have to migrate to before I'll be qualified...

gulfer:
Now you Igbos know the ZOO is in the EAST

Baba take a chill pill pls! Commenting on this thread is not a must, and even if u must, post something reasonable and stop being tribalistic.

Naija and tribalism! They don't seem to have enough of it...

Good!... This needs to be replicated in Anambra state. Some folks don't need the 'carrot', all they need is the 'stick'...

Naijas and busy body Sha!... Slave mentality everywhere.

sinkhole:
"lobatan" = it is finished OR that is the end
you can also say "opari" instead of "lobatan"

Oh, thanks!

JENIFA be disturbing guys with that word in her series.

Thank u once again.

U're on point @OP...and oh! Add this word "LOBATAN" to the list, seems to be the most used cliche/slang in ma area here in Awka.

Someone tell me the meaning pls...

kingsman66:
him who is free is free in need...FFK we love you

hadjipapiey:
He who God hold captive, He's Chained indeed!

Mr FFK, We hate you!

Naija o! Lol!

Even in the face of hardship, we still find ways to make each other happy and survive.

These two won't kill me...

Can someone pls define "sarcasm + humour" for me.

SirJeffry:
Guys please I need advice and suggestions. There's this three-bedroom bungalow I'm building in my mum village through a cousin who is a building contractor.
Aside fencing the property which is about two plots, I have put in approximately N2.5m yet the house is still on "linter" level. When I became mad about it, my cousin told me he put in a lot in building "sucker pit" and leveling the bad landscape.

Now I sent him N1m for him to do the roofing, conduit wiring and possibly plastering but he just sent me a text asking for more money for the same purpose.

Please, is he trying to drain me or are things that costly now that a 3bedroom house in a village takes up to N5m to build.

bro next time u want to embark on a project of this kind, get ur contractor (not a family member, not safe) to prepare an unpriced bill of quantities for the project.
Take the bill to the building material market and get the unit price for each item. Compute the total sum for the project(for the materials).

Negotiate the price for payment of Labourers with ur contract. By the time u guys arrive at a price, u should be able to deduce the possible cost(+ or -) of the project.

When the project kicks off, make sure u reimburse ur contractor in phase (I. e foundation, flooring, walls/partitions, lintel etc. Don't reimburse unless he completes the present task, otherwise, he must have a good reason why he did not.

This concept will enable u monitor progress on the project and also, proper accountability from the contractor is guaranteed.

As for ur cousins brother, he might be feeding fat on ur pocket and cashing in on ur lack of experience in the construction field.

And OP o! 1million for roof and electrical work is a no no for me, 1M is too small.

Ma 1kobo...

paschal47:
i told someone it's gonna get to FP as long as it Ebube

Lala has switched to Ebube since Tonto is now married, and a proud mother too.

musty001:
those this means that students,who wrote waec and neco this year will not be givien admission?

Not if their result is ready b4 their choice institution commence candidates screening.

musty001:
What about students that are awaiting results?
How is there points gonna be calculated?
Since points are been allocated to the O level results

It simply means that candidates with awaiting result, stand no chance of being admitted.

Think it was stated earlier in one of the jamb updates posted here.

Op add gym to the list.

lashout1:
Ogun that couldn't suspend u guys, causing the free fall of ur tribe from limbo.

They must have landed on earth with their head (research topic) reason for the cone-like and low brain power syndrome.

lol!

U just made ma day with this reply! God! U buried tat guy.

One Origin for u bro!

Lmao!

Yoruba party though, them no dey take food joke o, see meat like the size of ma head, Oh! That unique scent, taste of party rice...Lol!

My igbo brothers?! Hmm! If u taste anything wey carry oil for their party, u hustle'm be that. But if na for drinks, them go turn u to klint d drunk over night.

Baba, if u broke kon go igbo party, ur name na sorry b dat, those boys go use money change ur perception of party, u will hate attending parties, na who spray pass them dey do.

The yoruba party still has it; enough eatables and grooving.

Pls, how much is a bundle of Cameroon zinc? (a bundle is 50pieces).

Op, how much is a bundle of Cameroun zinc.
Note: a bundle contains 50pieces of Cameroun zinc.

Naija and her wahala, today u are governor, 2moro u are not.

Ikpeazu leave rigging alone u no gree, now see'm na..

Adams! Always talking trash...
How is the hardship we are facing now the change we asked for.
How is unemployment the change we asked for.
How is "$1 = N300" the change we asked for.
Bubu, Nigerians are still waiting for the change u promised pls...