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BusinessRe: Yusuf Fatai 'Oko Oloyun' Buried In His Hometown (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 1:26pm On Jan 25, 2020
SportsRe: Naomi Osaka Vs 'Coco' Gauff At Australian Open 2020 3rd Round by TheAlchemist: 2:17pm On Jan 24, 2020
The bookies must be smiling to the bank. Never bet against my coco butter,
Christianity EtcRe: Prophetess Success Oni Onwueze Poisoned To Death By Her Pastors (obituary) by TheAlchemist: 12:59am On Jan 12, 2020
kelvxyn:
Trust no one. Not even ur spouse.
Is it possible to live a life without trusting at least one person?
PetsRe: Parrot Screams For 'Help', Neighbor Called 911 And Cops Show Up In The U.S(Pics) by TheAlchemist: 11:54am On Jan 06, 2020
The power of community policing in action. I just pray that Mr. President would see the efficiency of having state and community policing.
Christianity EtcRe: Olubunmi Diya Hires Lawyer As Husband, Gabriel Diya, And Children Drown In Spain by TheAlchemist: 12:40am On Dec 30, 2019
If her husband was a good swimmer, the natural response would be for the father of the children to dive into the pool, instead of using the pool stairwell. My heartfelt condolences to the family.
PoliticsRe: Lagos 4th Mainland Bridge: 39 Companies Express Interest In Constructing It by TheAlchemist: 9:48pm On Dec 19, 2019
A bridge too late.. well better late than never!
SportsRe: McCrory: Anthony Joshua Has So Much Frailty Made Ordinary Fighter Look Dangerous by TheAlchemist: 12:53am On Dec 18, 2019
byrron:
So dangerous that his so called knock out blows couldn't knock out furry twice but I also have my doubts if Joshua would have survived those two blows that felled Furry considering the noticeable and obvious fact that my man Joshua has a wobbly feet
Not wobbly feet but glass jaw!
CareerRe: Minimum Wage: Ogun Workers To Start 2-Day Warning Strike On Thursday by TheAlchemist: 8:04am On Dec 17, 2019
post=84978135:
God bless our darling Daddy for raising the minimum wage of Nigerian workers even when the economy is not as bouyant as of the time we made the highest profit/money from the sales of crude oil to foreign nations.

We made the highest profit during the era of Jona, but they never deemed it fit to increase the mininum wage for the wasted years Jona was the President, they rather shared all the BILLIONS of dollars among themselves.

To a New and better Nigeria we go.



We have written this more than once here.....
Hope it can get to the right sources.

HOW NIGERIA CAN PAY MINIMUM WAGE COMFORTABLY.......... [/color]


1. Abolish SECURITY VOTE in NIGERIA. Nigeria will pay N45,000 minimum wage comfortably.

2. a) Abolish CONSTITUENCY PROJECT FUNDS
b) Reduce number of ADVISERS to SENATE PRES(2), HOUSE SPEAKER(2), GOVs(4), PRESIDENT(5), VP(2)
c) Reduce current ALL Political Office Holders PAY CHEQUES by 51.5%, without exception
d) Do away with special remuneration to POLITICAL ADVISERS & PUBLIC SERVANTS e.g; Purchase of Private Vehicles, Houses, granting Govt paid Vacations, paying for 1st & Business Class Transportations, etc, etc...
e) Abolish payment of OVERSEAS MEDICAL BILLS for Political Office Holders.
f) Eliminate PRIVATE PRACTICE in public workforce
g) Eliminate participation of Public Workforce in Partisan Politics.
h) Institute EMPLOYMENT BY MERIT, and eliminate UNDEREMPLOYMENT.
i) Review and eliminate allocation of Govt paid POLITICAL AIDES & SUPPORT STAFF to Political Office Holders.

With (1) + (2) Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N65,000 comfortably

3. Move Nigeria MORE to Private Sector Driven Economy
a) Privatise ALL MOST of Federal Govt PARASTATALS & reduce Federal Direct Funded AGENCIES to 68% of the present.
b) Privatise ALL of STATE Govt PARASTATALS & reduce State Direct Funded AGENCIES to 19% of the present.
c) Reduce current DIRECT LABOUR JOB participation by 49%
d) Encourage more Working Hours until Nigeria economic stabilizes
e) Discourage UNIONISM in Public Workforce

With (1) + (2) + (3), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N101,500 comfortably.


4) [color=#990000]Institute DEATH PENALTY to proven THEFT OF PUBLIC FUNDS no matter how little, and LIFE Jail Sentences for COLLABORATORS.

With (1) + (2) + (3) & (4), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N203,500 comfortably.





God bless Nigeria!
Thanks for the Heads Up Chief GAZZUZZ!
We sight you sir! smiley
Wow
BusinessRe: AFDB Approves $5 Million Grant To Scale Up Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurship Program by TheAlchemist: 7:59am On Dec 17, 2019
Audio entrepreneurs. If you know you know.
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces BVN Lite For Minimal Financial Transactions by TheAlchemist: 3:34pm On Dec 16, 2019
BVN lite
Stamp duty lite uploading!
Car TalkRe: This Is How Lawyers Advertise Themselves With Their Cars (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 3:25pm On Dec 16, 2019
Marry a lawyer it is legal
CelebritiesRe: "Human Beings Are Dangerous"- Adesua Etomi. by TheAlchemist: 3:23pm On Dec 16, 2019
Experience they say is the best teacher!
The heart of man is desperately wicked.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 19 Fulani Herdsmen In Gunfight. Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts by TheAlchemist: 9:49am On Dec 16, 2019
My heartfelt condolences to the family. We shall surely overcome
TravelRe: Dubai Tram: Why Don't We Have This Mode Of Public Transport In Nigeria? (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 1:04pm On Dec 12, 2019
Marcofranz:
grin grin this is laughable everything in Nigeria is archaic so we shouldn't expect something like this even in the next 50 years.
I hope you know that there is a new sheriff in town is name is Sanwo-olu.
CrimeRe: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by TheAlchemist: 6:58am On Dec 11, 2019
mannycrown:
Lol
I love the beauty of diversity of thought patterns. Your blame is on the shop keeper! Lol
A shop keeper that is not street smart in Lagos, is that a shop keeper.
TravelRe: FAAN Bans Uber, Bolt And Others From Lagos Airport, Places Heavy Fine by TheAlchemist: 6:42am On Dec 11, 2019
FAAN is just testing the water, to see how Nigerians would react, of course subtle attempt to frustrate ehailing cab has been slowly implemented in the past, the upward parking charge from N400 to N500 at mm2 airport was one subtle way, perhaps with the removal of the bill board, due to public outcry, FAAN may be forced to adopt the sledge hammer approach, i.e. parking charges may jump as high as N3,000 per hour, with extra 1 hour at N1,000.. this will be done to frustrate app drivers, who have no choice but to park at the car park.
PoliticsRe: Captain Francis Osakwe Ferried Odumegwu Ojukwu To Safety (Photo) by TheAlchemist: 10:09am On Dec 10, 2019
Lets call a spade a spade, Ojukwu should have damned the consequence and stayed back. He had an exit plan for himself, but for the millions of innocent igbos, they had no exit plan.
TravelRe: LASTMA To Track Traffic Violators With Mobile Device by TheAlchemist: 7:39am On Dec 10, 2019
It wont surprise me if Mc oluomo wins the contract to supply the servers to LASTMA, in Falz voice "This is Nigeria....."
TravelRe: FRSC Arrests Mary Ikoku For Using Google Maps In Abuja by TheAlchemist: 6:49am On Dec 05, 2019
if google maps are distracting what will we call the massive billboards that litter our highways undecided
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery: Largest Single Train Crude Distillation Column Berths In Lagos by TheAlchemist: 9:47am On Dec 02, 2019
Nickshrapnel:
Dangote has gotten the Oil, let another billionaire take up power/energy. If the useless people in power won't do it, the people will do
When femi otedola shouted that he is working on a major project, my thought was the power sector, so lets wait and see.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Undergoes Surgery In Dubai by TheAlchemist: 9:31pm On Nov 24, 2019
Lorbar:
Is that his name or signature huh Can't even spell his name.
Going under the knife is never easy, so forgive her and his confusion!
PoliticsRe: Allen Onyema: U.S. Court Issues Warrant Of Arrest For Air Peace Boss by TheAlchemist: 12:53am On Nov 24, 2019
gurunlocker:
Mehn! This is not a good time for him.



Who do one even look up to in this country?


Anyways, there no clean money anywhere. USA got Badass money launderer more than any country in the world.
@the bolded
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Wishes Jack Dorsey A Happy Birthday In Live Video Call by TheAlchemist: 11:38pm On Nov 19, 2019
That is how serena got the CEO of reddit, let's see how this plays out
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Staff Wearing Makeup On Live TV (Photo) by TheAlchemist: 10:32am On Nov 15, 2019
Even Ben Bruce could not fix nta
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Receives Jack Ma In Abuja by TheAlchemist: 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2019
engrfaruq:
I would look for the movie today... I always weep for Nigeria and the Nigerian masses... The future for us and the children unborn is bleak... I lost all hopes in things getting better after the emergence of Buhari, someone I used to view as a saviour.
We should never lose hope, that is what defines our humanity against all odds Nigeria shall be great.
BusinessRe: POS For Business: How Stringent Is Your Bank's Conditions? How Else To Get POS? by TheAlchemist: 9:59pm On Nov 09, 2019
Amhappy:
How can one get it
Just go to their office... I think you will need to wait 2 weeks after payment to collect it.
BusinessRe: Dangote Plans Fuel Exports To Europe, Others by TheAlchemist: 7:54am On Nov 04, 2019
AUDIO EXPORT grin
BusinessRe: Dangote Plans Fuel Exports To Europe, Others by TheAlchemist: 7:53am On Nov 04, 2019
kentoski:
You donno warris going on sir, grin.... the whole electric car fuss is dying down, as it's not really as sustainable as was first imagined when you consider the overall energy and sustainability balance, fossil fuels are here to stay, Europe will need diesel for the foreseeable future.
with global warming on the increase, i think we should sustain our collective effort in going GREEN as much as possible.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His 1-Year-Old Daughter By Smashing Her On The Ground In Lagos by TheAlchemist: 12:27pm On Oct 28, 2019
A lot of people are mentally disturbed, such people are meant to be in a psychiatric ward under specialized supervision but with the breakdown of our nation health facility, such people are allowed to roam freely.
PoliticsRe: 10 Times Governor Sanwo-Olu Was Pointing His Fingers by TheAlchemist: 12:56pm On Oct 25, 2019
Point of no Return... Ambode said it ooh.
Christianity EtcRe: Reverend David Obiosa: Christian Warfare Is Not Against Flesh And Blood by TheAlchemist: 12:13pm On Oct 20, 2019
Kennitrust:
My confusion about this is profounded. lipsrsealed

Question begging for an answer embarassed

BATTLE! BATTLE! BATTLE!

Was the purpose of man existence for battle?

Did we negotiate with anyone before we came to this world?

Is it by force for man to exist if our survival depends on an invincible wars?

Why are we subject to fight that we did not create?

Staying awake all night to pray, staying hungry for days to pray, what is meaning of the word that God told man from the beginning of time that read... I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERY GOOD THINGS TO ENJOY...

nawao... This battle sometimes dey confused me o
My Father's nursery rhyme to me to date is that "son you have come to this world to battle". He was absolutely correct. If only I had heeded to is warning more seriously I would not have been mortally wounded. The great restorer Jesus is restoring every good thing
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Pastor David Wilson Deserves Headies Award by TheAlchemist:
shocked

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