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PoliticsRe: Buhari Desperate To Silence Obasanjo – Atiku by TheAlchemist: 10:45pm On Aug 26, 2019
chosengocap:
Remember him?

He was the minister of Agriculture when GEJ was president of Nigeria.

He went to the currently going G7 meeting in Paris as the president of ADB.

Imagine if he was the president of Nigeria.

But guess what? Our brainless president is in Japan �� while the president of Japan is in Paris for the G7 meeting. Smh �‍♀️]
i can only imagine how the weak institutions will make him look like a learner.
PhonesRe: Google Records Everything You Say Around Your Phone. Learn How To Delete Them by TheAlchemist: 8:27am On Aug 23, 2019
peacettw:
Thank you. I have thought deeply about this and it is scary the way they are "gobbling" up every aspect of our lives. They are literally omnipotent and we are heavily dependent on them as we would our gods. It is really frightening and the powers there be should come together to stop this monopoly.
If you read your bible you would know that all has been foretold
PhonesRe: Google Records Everything You Say Around Your Phone. Learn How To Delete Them by TheAlchemist: 8:25am On Aug 23, 2019
agborodun:
do they track this too?
Yes telcos keep a log of all your voice calls.
CrimeRe: Invictus Obi: Nigerians React To Obinwanne Okeke Arrest By FBI by TheAlchemist: 9:53pm On Aug 17, 2019
slowice:
The truth is that most wealthy Nigerians ve stolen other people's money through different criminal scheme....some ve done it with the help of influential politicians and even the government. There's hardly a clean billionaire in Nigeria
Clean millionaire maybe clean billionaire impossicant
FamilyRe: Female Bodybuilder With Prominent Muscles Weds (photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:30am On Aug 16, 2019
mansakhalifa:
I don't just get it. Why do people equate bulging muscles with physical strength?

The fact that she is a bodybuilder or has bulging biceps/muscles doesn't make her stronger than someone who isn't.

Bulging muscles don't always equate to greater physical strength. Don't forget that lady.

BOE- Based On my Experience.
If you see Serena williams you will naturally say that she will have a more powerful serve than her slender looking elder sister venus based on muscle mass. But Venus has the fastest recorded serve among the female tennis players, and there are lot of well muscled female tennis players who cant serve that powerfully.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Launches Own Bank In New York (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2019
FisifunKododada:
Nothing new. Anybody can print fake currency...if I am lying go and ask the Biafran central bank.
Quite inappropriate remark.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerians Left In Awe After Spotting Elephants Roaming Inside A Bush In Ogun by TheAlchemist: 9:53am On Aug 13, 2019
Only those with spiritual eyes can see Herdsmen masquerading as elephants. OPC take note.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Governor, Abiodun Under Fire For Underrating Obasanjo Before Buhari by TheAlchemist: 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2019
Tax payers money in action
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Commissions Seriake Dickson Foundation Office In Bayelsa (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:38am On Aug 09, 2019
gentle GEJ
PoliticsRe: New Oil Well In Akwa Ibom Discovered By Oriental Energy Resources by TheAlchemist: 10:32am On Aug 09, 2019
Blue3k:
This is the second discovery I've read about this year in the state. The other one was on shore. More jobs and revenue for state in the future.
More laziness and dearth of creativity in the future
BusinessRe: Jumia Shares Fall Below IPO Price On New York Stock Exchange by TheAlchemist: 9:39am On Aug 08, 2019
PrecisionFx:
U can't compare Facebook n jumia.

Jumia have never made a profit since 2012
Companies declare loss for tax purposes
BusinessRe: POS For Business: How Stringent Is Your Bank's Conditions? How Else To Get POS? by TheAlchemist: 1:47am On Aug 07, 2019
sirchux:
Same here bro, have u started and how did u go about it. Have applied to GTB over 3weeks now yet nothing from them wish I cud buy outside the bank and link it to any bank of my choice
i believe quickteller have pos available for about 85k
CrimeRe: Soldier, Vigilante & Herdsmen Informant Shot Dead In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:05pm On Aug 05, 2019
So every criminal in the forest is automatically an herdsman?
PoliticsRe: Wike Warns #RevolutionNow Protesters, Says "Stay Off Rivers State" by TheAlchemist: 10:39pm On Aug 04, 2019
Pvssy:
grin grin grin


Sowore's family I pity.


Hin go tey for Prison!


It's better to fight for animal rights in Nigeria than to stand for the lots of hopeless youths we have in the country. If beer, peeppersoup and Ashawo, are still abound. Sowore will rot in prison.

He failed woefully in reading and studying the people he was about emancipating.

I repeat, if dem kill sowore today, nothing will happen. It will start and end on Twitter, and on Nairaland. No be Nigerians!

They be revolting with a bottle of Goldberg and a plate of cow tail peppersoup. Tweeting "we no go gree"
Sad but true!
Christianity EtcRe: The Traitors Of Christianity by TheAlchemist: 9:36am On Aug 04, 2019
neonly:
On point
I was born a Christian still am
But tell me why are always d good night thing white
Jesus was white
Paul was white
Angles are white
D holyspirit appear in white
Mine d devil and his angle are black
I just think personal religion is just to bring us under control
Here we go again... why does the sperm not come out black?
PoliticsRe: Police Dares Nigerians To Embark On #RevolutionNow March by TheAlchemist: 8:38pm On Aug 03, 2019
where is the vice president, His silence is most worrisome.
TravelRe: Photos From Oshodi Bus Terminal Newly Opened by TheAlchemist: 8:34pm On Aug 03, 2019
Meritocracy:
That's why we want visionary leader like Tinubu as president.
There is nothing visionary about Tinubu, such accolades belong to Papa Awolowo.
What is visionary about that lekki-ikoyi toll gate?
TravelRe: Photos From Oshodi Bus Terminal Newly Opened by TheAlchemist: 8:26pm On Aug 03, 2019
Jossyroyal1:
cry



If only Nigeria was Japan... This is edifice is soon gonna turn harbour and hideout for thieves
Are the shopping malls hideout for thieves?
i believe they must have considered such things, remember the loan from the chinese has to be paid back any agbero that does anyhow will see anyhow!
TravelRe: Photos From Oshodi Bus Terminal Newly Opened by TheAlchemist: 8:23pm On Aug 03, 2019
Bad market for MC OLUOMO
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Receives UK Secretary Of State In Abuja (photos) by TheAlchemist: 8:31am On Aug 02, 2019
Kiezodumah:
Hi guys !.pls how safe is it to obtain a loan from online loan platforms such as den money ,pay pal etc.. I had commenced the process of filling the form online but I got to a point where I was asked to give my BVN details.At that point I stopped because of fear of my details being hacked on the website by scammers..If anyone here has done such transaction and was safe ,pls kindly signify .Its important.Thanks
Ren money is not as responsive as Paylater, Branch, Fairmoney.
One of Renmoney Branches on the Mainland (i am saying this because the Head office may not really know what is going on in some of their branches) turned down my loan request, after giving them my 6 month bank statement, wasted my time, fuel etc and subjected me to public ridicule in front of other loan applicants, but Branch and Paylater just with a click of the button, reviewed my Positive Credit Bureau Report and without a physical meeting, from the comfort of my home, granted me a loan. i have a 4 and 3 months repayment plan with Paylater and Branch.
The online app companies are better alternatives, no more stripping you of your dignity like most microfinance institutions such as AB Microfinance whose modus operandi is quite barbaric.
On the BVN issue you have nothing to worry about.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Legalise Unlicensed Worship Centres’ Marriage Certificates — FG by TheAlchemist: 7:32am On Aug 02, 2019
Kiezodumah:
Hi guys !.pls how safe is it to obtain a loan from online loan platforms such as ren money ,pay pal etc.. I had commenced the process of filling the form online but I got to a point where I was asked to give my BVN details.At that point I stopped because of fear of my details being hacked on the website by scammers..If anyone here has done such transaction and was safe ,pls kindly signify .Its important.Thanks
Ren money is not as responsive as Paylater, Branch, Fairmoney.
One of Renmoney Branches on the Mainland (i am saying this because the Head office may not really know what is going on in some of their branches) turned down my loan request, after giving them my 6 month bank statement, wasted my time, fuel etc and subjected me to public ridicule in front of other loan applicants, but Branch and Paylater just with a click of the button, reviewed my Positive Credit Bureau Report and without a physical meeting, from the comfort of my home, granted me a loan. i have a 4 and 3 months repayment plan with Paylater and Branch.
The online app companies are better alternatives, no more stripping you of your dignity like most microfinance institutions such as AB Microfinance whose modus operandi is quite barbaric.
On the BVN issue you have nothing to worry about.
PoliticsRe: Ishaku Abbo Appointed Vice Chairman Senate Committee Of The Nigerian Navy by TheAlchemist: 1:48am On Jul 31, 2019
loverboy442:
listen to yourself! how can a slap put someone behind bars?
In a decent society, you would first be required to see the psychiatrist for mental evaluation, before serving your jail or long term community service.
A popular Bishop in Nigeria has refused to step into UK, simply over a public slapping incidence of a minor!
Good People, Great Nation, but terrible leaders!
CelebritiesRe: Jollof Rice: Akon And Obafemi Hamzat, Deputy Governor Of Lagos Debate by TheAlchemist: 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2019
Meanwhile what happened to jobitex canned jollof rice?
CrimeRe: American Man Arrested For Breaking Key In Lagos Airport Worker’s Ear by TheAlchemist: 2:21pm On Jul 25, 2019
The airport workers have been harassing innocent Nigerian for frivolous reasons, and getting away with it.
They surely messed with the wrong dude.
Egunje attempt gone wrong
CelebritiesRe: Uche Ogbodo Wraps A Python Round Her Neck On Set by TheAlchemist: 1:27pm On Jul 25, 2019
Poor acting, the snake looks like the better actress
SportsRe: Gloria Kemasuode Roaming The Street 'Mad'. Mentally Sick. AFN Intervenes by TheAlchemist: 1:22pm On Jul 25, 2019
DarkJeddi:
Must her predicaments be inflicted by others? huh

Africans! shocked
There is the physical and metaphysical reality.
Experience as they say is the best teacher.
I hope this lady gets out of whatever is the source of her problem be it physical or spiritual.
SportsRe: Gloria Kemasuode Roaming The Street 'Mad'. Mentally Sick. AFN Intervenes by TheAlchemist: 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2019
FATBAYO:
Not only drugs abuse causes mental health ...MONEY ,JOBLESSNESS ND HOPELESSNES
dont forget to add village pipu.
PoliticsRe: 7-Year-Old Daniel Olutope Is Ekiti Governor For One Day As Fayemi Steps Aside by TheAlchemist: 12:52pm On Jul 25, 2019
GenFunction:
....SO THAT U CAN EASILY CHANGE FIGURES AND REPRINT grin
Davash222:
See files and papers everywhere. I thought we are in digital world Can’t they store all those files electronically

Oyedepo must be regretting going digital, that is our covenant university was easily defrauded.
CrimeRe: Bandits Block Lagos-Ibadan Road, Kidnap CMD’s Son, 2 Others by TheAlchemist: 10:20am On Jul 25, 2019
dotman4real007:
I can only thank God that they missed me on that road because I was on that road on Tuesday and Wednesday,
Baba God thank you ooooo!
No they did not miss you.
They saw the car you drove and they silently prayed for Baba God to pick up your call. (hope you have a good sense of humor)
Driving exotic cars along the lagos-ibadan axis is no longer advisable, better board a bus at Ojota garage.
Hope the victims are returned safely by the kidnappers.
PoliticsRe: Afenifere To Fulani Vigilantes: Leave South-West Now Or Face Hostility by TheAlchemist: 9:12am On Jul 25, 2019
State Police, Local Community Police, State governors should fully be in charge of the security affairs in their states.
TravelRe: Gokada Achieves 99.8% Safety Records After 2 Million Rides by TheAlchemist: 7:52am On Jul 25, 2019
Bellotelli:
Another smart analysis... Well-done the both of you.
To add to this, the main causes of motorcycle accident is impatient nd disregard for traffic rules.
when you drive and suddenly see a pothole, the tendency is for you to make a quick swerve to avoid the pothole, of course the gokada is not expecting you to swerve, this is also one of the major causes of road accident on the highway.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Government: We Won’t Allow Benin Republic To Take Oil-rich Tongeji Island by TheAlchemist: 8:33pm On Jul 15, 2019
9jaRealist:
Even presuming your premise is valid, we could still use those resources for 10 years...
It doesn’t take up to 10 years to build schools and hospitals, educate/upskill people and catalyze development.

Nonetheless, any notion that “other countries are trying to run away from oil” is grossly inaccurate...
Industrialized oil-rich Norway recently awarded its most-ever exploration licenses, while other countries are jostling over Arctic reserves.
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The rapid sales of electric cars is enough evidence that developed countries are running away from oil.

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